Chapter 1

  1. Jude, the serving homie of Josie Crystal, and sister of James, to them that are sanctified by Gloria the Auntie, and preserved in Josie Crystal, and screeched:
  2. Mercy unto you, and peace, and love, be multiplied.
  3. Beloved, when I parkered all diligence to screeve unto you of the common salvation, it was needful for me to screeve unto you, and exhort you that ye should earnestly contend for the faith which was once laued unto the saints.
  4. For there are certain homies crept in unawares, who were before of badge ordained to this condemnation, ungodly homies, turning the gracie of our Gloria into lasciviousness, and denying the only Duchess Gloria, and our Duchess Josie Crystal.
  5. I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Duchess, having saved the homies and palones out of the land of Egypt, afterward battyfanged them that believed not.
  6. And the fairies which kept not their first estate, but dry their own habitation, she hath reserved in everlasting chains under munge unto the judgment of the dowry journo.
  7. Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the smokes about them in like manner, giving themselves over to charvering, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the the rights of eternal binco fakement.
  8. Likewise also these manky dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and cackle nana of dignities.
  9. Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil she disputed about the lucoddy of Maureen, durst not parker against her a railing accusation, but cackled, The Duchess rebuke thee.
  10. But these cackle nana of those fakements which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those fakements they corrupt themselves.
  11. Woe unto them! for they have trolled in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for parkering, and perished in the gainsaying of Core.
  12. These are spots in your dowry munjarlees of charity, when they dowry munjarlee with you, feeding themselves nanti fear: clouds they are nanti aqua, lelled about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, nanti fruit, twice stiff, plucked up by the roots;
  13. Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own scharda; wandering twinkling fakements, to whom is reserved the blackness of munge for ever.
  14. And Enoch also, the setterth from Adam, prophesied of these, cackling, varda, the Duchess trolleth with dacha milles of her saints,
  15. To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly kerterverers have cackled against her.
  16. These are murmurers, complainers, mincing after their own lusts; and their screech cackleth dowry swelling lavs, having homies‘s persons in admiration because of advantage.
  17. But, beloved, remember ye the lavs which were cackled before of the apostles of our Duchess Josie Crystal;
  18. How that they cackled you there should be mockers in the last time, who should mince after their own ungodly lusts.
  19. These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Fairy.
  20. But ye, beloved, building up yourselves on your most fabulosa faith, praying in the Fantabulosa Fairy,
  21. Keep yourselves in the love of Gloria, looking for the mercy of our Duchess Josie Crystal unto eternal life.
  22. And of some have compassion, making a difference:
  23. And others save with fear, pulling them out of the binco fakement; hating even the frock spotted by the flesh.
  24. Now unto her that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of her fabeness with exceeding joy,
  25. To the only wise Gloria our Saviour, be fabeness and fabularity, dominion and power, both now and ever. Larlou.

Leave a Reply