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Go forth and sin some more!
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Sensitivly and tastefully handled. Well done.
So when do we get the Polari Koran?
Thank you. The initial translation of the PK was done some time ago. It’s a question of making the time to tweak the translation rules, which at the moment are written for the sort of English found in the KJV.
Once the translation is adequately funny (and I have laid a suitable false trail of domain registrations etc.) then I will publish it.
Where do we get polari Christmas cards?
I actually produced some last year.
Suitably tasteful. I was thinking about sending this (non-Polari, not particularly Xmas) one at some stage.