“Titus”

Chapter 1

  1. Pauline, a serving homie of Gloria, and an apostle of Josie Crystal, according to the faith of Gloria‘s elect, and the acknowledging of the truth which is after fabeness;
  2. In hope of eternal life, which Gloria, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;
  3. But hath in due times manifested her lav through cackling, which is committed unto me according to the butch lav of Gloria our Saviour;
  4. To Titus, mine own homie chavvie after the common faith: gracie, mercy, and peace, from Gloria the Auntie and the Duchess Josie Crystal our Saviour.
  5. For this cause dry I thee in Crete, that thou shouldest set in order the fakements that are wanting, and ordain fungi in every smoke, as I had appointed thee:
  6. If any be blameless, the homie affair of una palone affair, having fabulous chavvies not accused of riot or unruly.
  7. For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of Gloria; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not parkered to sherry, no striker, not parkered to manky lucre;
  8. But a affair of hospitality, a affair of bona homies, sober, just, fabulosa, temperate;
  9. Holding nishta manjarry the fabulous lav as she hath been taught, that she may be able by sound doctrine both to exhort and to convince the gainsayers.
  10. For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
  11. Whose screeches must be stopped, who subvert whole latties, teaching fakements which they ought not, for manky lucre’s sake.
  12. Una of themselves, even a prophet of their own, cackled, The Cretians are alway liars, nana beasts, slow bellies.
  13. This varda-ing fakement is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;
  14. Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and butch lavs of homies, that turn from the truth.
  15. Unto the pure all fakements are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nishter pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
  16. They profess that they know Gloria; but in works they deny her, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every bona acting dickey reprobate.

Chapter 2

  1. But cackle thou the fakements which become sound doctrine:
  2. That the aged homies be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in charity, in patience.
  3. The aged palones likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not parkered to dowry sherry, teachers of bona fakements;
  4. That they may teach the bean palones to be sober, to love their homie affairs, to love their chavvies,
  5. To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, bona, obedient to their own homie affairs, that the lav of Gloria be not blasphemed.
  6. Bean coves likewise exhort to be sober minded.
  7. In all fakements shewing thyself a pattern of bona works: in doctrine shewing uncorruptness, gravity, sincerity,
  8. Sound cackle, that cannot be condemned; that she that is of the contrary part may be ashamed, having no nana fakement to cackle of you.
  9. Exhort serving homies to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all fakements; not answering again;
  10. Not purloining, but shewing all bona fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of Gloria our Saviour in all fakements.
  11. For the gracie of Gloria that parkereth salvation hath appeared to all homies,
  12. Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live nishter bevvied, righteously, and fabe, in this present world;
  13. Looking for that fabed hope, and the fabe appearing of the dowry Gloria and our Saviour Josie Crystal;
  14. Who parkered himself for us, that she might redeem us from all codness, and purify unto himself a peculiar homies and palones, zealous of bona works.
  15. These fakements cackle, and exhort, and rebuke with all authority. Let no homie despise thee.

Chapter 3

  1. Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey beaks, to be ready to every bona acting dickey,
  2. To cackle nana of no homie, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all campness unto all homies.
  3. For we ourselves also were sometimes dizzy, disobedient, mogued, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating una another.
  4. But after that the kindness and love of Gloria our Saviour toward homie appeared,
  5. Not by works of bonaness which we have done, but according to her mercy she saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Fantabulosa Fairy;
  6. Which she shed on us dowrily through Josie Crystal our Saviour;
  7. That being justified by her gracie, we should be made heirs according to the hope of eternal life.
  8. This is a fabulous cackling, and these fakements I will that thou affirm constantly, that they which have believed in Gloria might be careful to maintain bona works. These fakements are bona and profitable unto homies.
  9. But avoid dizzy questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain.
  10. A homie that is an heretick after the first and second admonition reject;
  11. Knowing that she that is such is subverted, and kertervereth, being condemned of himself.
  12. When I shall lau Artemas unto thee, or Tychicus, be diligent to troll unto me to Nicopolis: for I have determined there to winter.
  13. Parker Zenas the lawyer and Apollos on their journey diligently, that nishter be wanting unto them.
  14. And let our’s also learn to maintain bona works for necessary uses, that they be not unfruitful.
  15. All that are with me salute thee. Greet them that love us in the faith. Gracie be with you all. Larlou.

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