“Revelation”

Chapter 1

  1. The Revelation of Josie Crystal, which Gloria parkered unto her, to shew unto her serving homies fakements which must shortly troll to pass; and she laued and signified it by her fairy unto her serving homie Jane:
  2. Who bare record of the lav of Gloria, and of the testimony of Josie Crystal, and of all fakements that she vardad.
  3. Fabed is she that vardaeth the lavs, and they that aunt nell the lavs of this prophecy, and keep those fakements which are screeved therein: for the time is at famble.
  4. Jane to the setter meshigener carseys which are in Asia: gracie be unto you, and peace, from her which is, and which was, and which is to troll; and from the setter fairies which are before her throne;
  5. And from Josie Crystal, who is the fabulous varda-ing fakement, and the first begotten of the stiff, and the princess of the dowriest homies of the earth. Unto her that loved us, and dhobied us from our kertervers in her own blood,
  6. And hath made us dowriest homies and godly homies unto Gloria and her Auntie; to her be fabeness and dominion for ever and ever. Larlou.
  7. Varda, she trolleth with clouds; and every ogle shall varda her, and they also which pierced her: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of her. Even so, Larlou.
  8. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, cackleth the Duchess, which is, and which was, and which is to troll, the Dowry butch.
  9. I Jane, who also am your sister, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Josie Crystal, was in the isle that is screeched Patmos, for the lav of Gloria, and for the testimony of Josie Crystal.
  10. I was in the Fairy on the Duchess‘s journo, and aunt nelled behind me a dowry cackling fakement, as of a tooting fakement,
  11. Cackling, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou vardest, screeve in a glossy, and lau it unto the setter meshigener carseys which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.
  12. And I turned to varda the cackling fakement that cackled with me. And being turned, I vardad setter golden candlesticks;
  13. And in the midst of the setter candlesticks una like unto the homie chavvie of homie, clothed with a frock down to the plate, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
  14. Her eke and her riah were white like wool, as white as snow; and her ogles were as a flame of binco fakement;
  15. And her plates like unto bona brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and her cackling fakement as the sound of many aquas.
  16. And she had in her sweet martini setter twinkling fakements: and out of her screech trolled a sharp twoedged dowry efink: and her countenance was as the sun shineth in her butchness.
  17. And when I vardad her, I fell at her plates as stiff. And she laued her sweet martini upon me, cackling unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:
  18. I am she that letteth, and was stiff; and, varda, I am alive for evermore, Larlou; and have the keys of hell and of carking it.
  19. Screeve the fakements which thou hast vardad, and the fakements which are, and the fakements which shall be hereafter;
  20. The mystery of the setter twinkling fakements which thou sawest in my sweet martini, and the setter golden candlesticks. The setter twinkling fakements are the fairies of the setter meshigener carseys: and the setter candlesticks which thou sawest are the setter meshigener carseys.

Chapter 2

  1. Unto the fairy of the meshigener carsey of Ephesus screeve; These fakements cackleth she that holdeth the setter twinkling fakements in her sweet martini, who minceth in the midst of the setter golden candlesticks;
  2. I’ve got your number, ducky, and thy acting dickey, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are nana: and thou hast tried them which cackle they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars:
  3. And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name’s sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted.
  4. Any road up I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast dry thy first love.
  5. Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will troll unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of her place, except thou repent.
  6. But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.
  7. She that hath an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell what the Fairy cackleth unto the meshigener carseys; To her that overcometh will I parker to jarry of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of Gloria.
  8. And unto the fairy of the meshigener carsey in Smyrna screeve; These fakements cackleth the first and the last, which was stiff, and is alive;
  9. I’ve got your number, ducky, and tribulation, and nishta dinarly, (but thou art rich) and I know the billingsgate of them which cackle they are kosher homies, and are not, but are the synagogue of Sadie.
  10. Fear none of those fakements which thou shalt suffer: varda, the devil shall cast some of you into charpering carsey, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation dacha days: be thou fabulous unto carking it, and I will parker thee a mudge of life.
  11. She that hath an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell what the Fairy cackleth unto the meshigener carseys; she that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second carking it.
  12. And to the fairy of the meshigener carsey in Pergamos screeve; These fakements cackleth she which hath the sharp dowry efink with dewey edges;
  13. I’ve got your number, ducky, and where thou dwellest, even where Sadie‘s seat is: and thou holdest nishta manjarry my name, and hast not denied my faith, even in those days wherein Antipas was my fabulous martyr, who was ferricadoozed among you, where Sadie letteth.
  14. But I have a nishta dowry fakements against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the chavvies of Israel, to jarry fakements sacrificed unto idols, and to commit charvering.
  15. So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Nicolaitanes, which fakement I hate.
  16. Repent; or else I will troll unto thee quickly, and will palaver against them with the dowry efink of my screech.
  17. She that hath an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell what the Fairy cackleth unto the meshigener carseys; To her that overcometh will I parker to jarry of the hidden pannan, and will parker her a white stone, and in the stone a new name screeved, which no homie knoweth saving she that receiveth it.
  18. And unto the fairy of the meshigener carsey in Thyatira screeve; These fakements cackleth the homie chavvie of Gloria, who hath her ogles like unto a flame of binco fakement, and her plates are like bona brass;
  19. I’ve got your number, ducky, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.
  20. Notwithstanding I have a nishta dowry fakements against thee, because thou sufferest that palone Jezebel, which screecheth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my serving homies to commit charvering, and to jarry fakements sacrificed unto idols.
  21. And I parkered her space to repent of her charvering; and she repented not.
  22. Varda, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into dowry tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.
  23. And I will ferricadoza her chavvies with carking it; and all the meshigener carseys shall know that I am she which searcheth the reins and thumping cheats: and I will parker unto every una of you according to your works.
  24. But unto you I cackle, and unto the lettie in Thyatira, as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths of Sadie, as they cackle; I will put upon you none other burden.
  25. But that which ye have already hold nishta manjarry till I troll.
  26. And she that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to her will I parker power over the nations:
  27. And she shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the fakements of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I lalled of my Auntie.
  28. And I will parker her the morning twinkling fakement.
  29. She that hath an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell what the Fairy cackleth unto the meshigener carseys.

Chapter 3

  1. And unto the fairy of the meshigener carsey in Sardis screeve; These fakements cackleth she that hath the setter fairies of Gloria, and the setter twinkling fakements; I’ve got your number, ducky, that thou hast a name that thou livest, and art stiff.
  2. Be watchful, and strengthen the fakements which remain, that are ready to cark it: for I have not found thy works absolutely fantabulosa before Gloria.
  3. Remember therefore how thou hast lalled and aunt nelled, and hold nishta manjarry, and repent. If therefore nishta varda, I will troll on thee as a sharpering homie, and nishta know what hour I will troll upon thee.
  4. Thou hast a nishta dowry names even in Sardis which have not defiled their frocks; and they shall mince with me in white: for they are bona.
  5. She that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white clobber; and I will not blot out her name out of the glossy of life, but I will dish her name before my Auntie, and before her fairies.
  6. She that hath an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell what the Fairy cackleth unto the meshigener carseys.
  7. And to the fairy of the meshigener carsey in Philadelphia screeve; These fakements cackleth she that is fabulosa, she that is true, she that hath the key of Davina, she that openeth, and no homie shutteth; and shutteth, and no homie openeth;
  8. I’ve got your number, ducky: varda, I have set before thee an open door, and no homie can shut it: for thou hast a bijou butchness, and hast kept my lav, and hast not denied my name.
  9. Varda, I will make them of the synagogue of Sadie, which cackle they are kosher homies, and are not, but do lie; varda, I will make them to troll and worship before thy plates, and to know that I have loved thee.
  10. Because thou hast kept the lav of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall troll upon all the world, to try them that lett upon the earth.
  11. Varda, I troll quickly: hold that nishta manjarry which thou hast, that no homie lell thy mudge.
  12. Her that overcometh will I make a pillar in the holy carsey of my Gloria, and she shall troll nishta out: and I will screeve upon her the name of my Gloria, and the name of the smoke of my Gloria, which is new Jerusalem, which trolleth down out of heaven from my Gloria: and I will screeve upon her my new name.
  13. She that hath an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell what the Fairy cackleth unto the meshigener carseys.
  14. And unto the fairy of the meshigener carsey of the Laodiceans screeve; These fakements cackleth the Larlou, the fabulous and true varda-ing fakement, the beginning of the creation of Gloria;
  15. I’ve got your number, ducky, that thou art nishta cold nishta hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
  16. So then because thou art lukewarm, and nishta cold nishta hot, I will spue thee out of my screech.
  17. Because thou cackleth, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nishter; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and nanti dinarly, and nanti varda, and nanti zhoosh:
  18. I counsel thee to buy of me gelt tried in the binco fakement, that thou mayest be rich; and white clobber, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the scharda of thy nanti zhoosh nix appear; and anoint thine ogles with eyesalve, that thou mayest varda.
  19. As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.
  20. Varda, I stand at the door, and knock: if any homie aunt nell my cackling fakement, and open the door, I will troll in to her, and will bevvy with her, and she with me.
  21. To her that overcometh will I grant to lett with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Auntie in her throne.
  22. She that hath an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell what the Fairy cackleth unto the meshigener carseys.

Chapter 4

  1. After this I looked, and, varda, a door was opened in heaven: and the first cackling fakement which I aunt nelled was as it were of a tooting fakement talking with me; which cackled, troll up hither, and I will shew thee fakements which must be hereafter.
  2. And immediately I was in the Fairy: and, varda, a throne was set in heaven, and una sat on the throne.
  3. And she that sat was to varda upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in vardaing like unto an emerald.
  4. And round about the throne were quarter and dewey dacha seats: and upon the seats I vardad quarter and dewey dacha fungi sitting, clothed in white clobber; and they had on their ekes crowns of gelt.
  5. And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were setter bincos of binco fakement burning before the throne, which are the setter fairies of Gloria.
  6. And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were quarter beasts full of ogles before and behind.
  7. And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a eke as a homie, and the quarter beast was like a flying eagle.
  8. And the quarter beasts had each of them sey wings about her; and they were full of ogles within: and they lettie not journo and nochy, cackling, fabulosa, fabulosa, fabulosa, Duchess Gloria Dowry butch, which was, and is, and is to troll.
  9. And when those beasts parker fabeness and honour and thanks to her that sat on the throne, who letteth for ever and ever,
  10. The quarter and dewey dacha fungi fall down before her that sat on the throne, and worship her that letteth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, cackling,
  11. Thou art bona, O Duchess, to lall fabeness and honour and power: for thou hast created all fakements, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

Chapter 5

  1. And I vardad in the sweet martini of her that sat on the throne a glossy screeved within and on the backside, sealed with setter seals.
  2. And I vardad a butch fairy proclaiming with a loud cackling fakement, Who is bona to open the glossy, and to loose the seals thereof?
  3. And no homie in heaven, nishta in earth, nishta under the earth, was able to open the glossy, nishta to varda thereon.
  4. And I parnied dowry, because no homie was found bona to open and to varda the lavs the glossy, nishta to varda thereon.
  5. And una of the fungi cackleth unto me, parnie not: varda, the Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of Davina, hath prevailed to open the glossy, and to loose the setter seals thereof.
  6. And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the quarter beasts, and in the midst of the fungi, stood a Lamb as it had been ferricadoozed, having setter colins and setter ogles, which are the setter fairies of Gloria laued forth into all the earth.
  7. And she trolled and lelled the glossy out of the sweet martini of her that sat upon the throne.
  8. And when she had lelled the glossy, the quarter beasts and quarter and dewey dacha fungi fell down before the Lamb, having every una of them harps, and golden vials full of odours, which are the meshigener mutterings of saints.
  9. And they sung a new chant, cackling, Thou art bona to lell the glossy, and to open the seals thereof: for thou wast ferricadoozed, and hast redeemed us to Gloria by thy blood out of every kindred, and polari, and homies and palones, and nation;
  10. And hast made us unto our Gloria dowriest homies and godly homies: and we shall reign on the earth.
  11. And I beheld, and I aunt nelled the cackling fakement of many fairies round about the throne and the beasts and the fungi: and the number of them was dacha mille times dacha mille, and milles of milles;
  12. Cackling with a loud cackling fakement, bona is the Lamb that was ferricadoozed to lall power, and riches, and wisdom, and butchness, and honour, and fabeness, and bona lav.
  13. And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, aunt nelled I cackling, bona lav, and honour, and fabeness, and power, be unto her that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.
  14. And the quarter beasts cackled, Larlou. And the quarter and dewey dacha fungi fell down and worshipped her that letteth for ever and ever.

Chapter 6

  1. And I vardad when the Lamb opened una of the seals, and I aunt nelled, as it were the screech of thunder, una of the quarter beasts cackling, troll and varda.
  2. And I vardad, and varda a white horse: and she that sat on her had a bow; and a mudge was parkered unto her: and she trolled forth conquering, and to conquer.
  3. And when she had opened the second seal, I aunt nelled the second beast cackle, troll and varda.
  4. And there trolled out another horse that was red: and power was parkered to her that sat thereon to lell peace from the earth, and that they should ferricadoza una another: and there was parkered unto her a dowry dowry efink.
  5. And when she had opened the third seal, I aunt nelled the third beast cackle, troll and varda. And I beheld, and lo a goolie horse; and she that sat on her had a pair of balances in her famble.
  6. And I aunt nelled a cackling fakement in the midst of the quarter beasts cackle, A measure of wheat for a penny, and trey measures of barley for a penny; and varda thou hurt not the lube and the sherry.
  7. And when she had opened the quarter seal, I aunt nelled the cackling fakement of the quarter beast cackle, troll and varda.
  8. And I looked, and varda a pale horse: and her name that sat on her was carking it, and Hell trolled after with her. And power was parkered unto them over the quarter part of the earth, to ferricadoza with dowry efink, and with hunger, and with carking it, and with the beasts of the earth.
  9. And when she had opened the fifth seal, I vardad under the grovelling fakement the nishta lucoddies of them that were ferricadoozed for the lav of Gloria, and for the testimony which they held:
  10. And they screeched with a loud cackling fakement, cackling, How long, O Duchess, fabulosa and true, dost thou not beak and do the rights our blood on them that lett on the earth?
  11. And white frocks were parkered unto every una of them; and it was cackled unto them, that they should lettie yet for a bijou season, until their fellowservants also and their sisters, that should be ferricadozad as they were, should be fulfilled.
  12. And I beheld when she had opened the seyth seal, and, lo, there was a dowry earthquake; and the sun became goolie as nylon of riah, and the moon became as blood;
  13. And the twinkling fakements of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a dowry butch wind.
  14. And the heaven trolled off as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were trolled out of their places.
  15. And the dowriest homies of the earth, and the dowry homies, and the rich homies, and the dowriest captains, and the dowry butch homies, and every bond homie, and every free homie, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
  16. And cackled to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the eke of her that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
  17. For the dowry journo of her wrath is troll; and who shall be able to stand?

Chapter 7

  1. And after these fakements I vardad quarter fairies standing on the quarter corners of the earth, holding the quarter winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nishta on the sea, nishta on any tree.
  2. And I vardad another fairy trolling up from the east, having the seal of the living Gloria: and she screeched with a loud cackling fakement to the quarter fairies, to whom it was parkered to hurt the earth and the sea,
  3. Cackling, Hurt not the earth, nishta the sea, nishta the trees, till we have sealed the serving homies of our Gloria in their foreheads.
  4. And I aunt nelled the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an chenter and quarter dacha and quarter mille of all the tribes of the chavvies of Israel.
  5. Of the tribe of Juda were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed kenza mille.
  6. Of the tribe of Aser were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Nephthalim were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed kenza mille.
  7. Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed kenza mille.
  8. Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Josephine were sealed kenza mille. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed kenza mille.
  9. After this I beheld, and, lo, a dowry multitude, which no homie could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and homies and palones, and polaris, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white frocks, and palms in their fambles;
  10. And screeched with a loud cackling fakement, cackling, Salvation to our Gloria which sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb.
  11. And all the fairies stood round about the throne, and about the fungi and the quarter beasts, and fell before the throne on their ekes, and worshipped Gloria,
  12. Cackling, Larlou: bona lav, and fabeness, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our Gloria for ever and ever. Larlou.
  13. And una of the fungi answered, cackling unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white frocks? and whence trolled they?
  14. And I cackled unto her, Sir, thou knowest. And she cackled to me, These are they which trolled out of dowry tribulation, and have dhobied their frocks, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
  15. Therefore are they before the throne of Gloria, and serve her journo and nochy in her holy carsey: and she that sitteth on the throne shall lett among them.
  16. They shall hunger nishta, nishta thirst any more; nishta shall the sun sparkle on them, nishta any heat.
  17. For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of aquas: and Gloria shall wipe away all tears from their ogles.

Chapter 8

  1. And when she had opened the setterth seal, there was nishta cackle in heaven about the space of half an hour.
  2. And I vardad the setter fairies which stood before Gloria; and to them were parkered setter trumpets.
  3. And another fairy trolled and stood at the grovelling fakement, having a golden censer; and there was parkered unto her dowry smelly, that she should offer it with the meshigener mutterings of all saints upon the golden grovelling fakement which was before the throne.
  4. And the smoke of the smelly, which trolled with the meshigener mutterings of the saints, trolled up up before Gloria out of the fairy‘s famble.
  5. And the fairy lelled the censer, and filled it with binco fakement of the grovelling fakement, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
  6. And the setter fairies which had the setter trumpets prepared themselves to sound.
  7. The first fairy sounded, and there trolled after hail and binco fakement mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
  8. And the second fairy sounded, and as it were a dowry mountain burning with binco fakement was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
  9. And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, carked it; and the third part of the latties on water were battyfanged.
  10. And the third fairy sounded, and there fell a dowry twinkling fakement from heaven, burning as it were a binco, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of aquas;
  11. And the name of the twinkling fakement is screeched Wormwood: and the third part of the aquas became wormwood; and many homies carked it of the aquas, because they were made bitter.
  12. And the quarter fairy sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the twinkling fakements; so as the third part of them was munged, and the journo shone not for a third part of it, and the nochy likewise.
  13. And I beheld, and aunt nelled an fairy flying through the midst of heaven, cackling with a loud cackling fakement, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the tooting fakement of the trey fairies, which are yet to sound!

Chapter 9

  1. And the fifth fairy sounded, and I vardad a twinkling fakement fall from heaven unto the earth: and to her was parkered the key of the bottomless pit.
  2. And she opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a dowry furnace; and the sun and the air were munged by reason of the smoke of the pit.
  3. And there trolled out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was parkered power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
  4. And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, nishta any green fakement, nishta any tree; but only those homies which have not the seal of Gloria in their foreheads.
  5. And to them it was parkered that they should not ferricadoza them, but that they should be tormented chinker months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when she striketh a homie.
  6. And in those days shall homies charper carking it, and shall not find it; and shall fancy to cark it, and carking it shall scarper from them.
  7. And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their ekes were as it were crowns like gelt, and their ekes were as the ekes of homies.
  8. And they had riah as the riah of palones, and their hampsteads were as the hampsteads of lions.
  9. And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of rattling coves of many horses trolling to battle.
  10. And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt homies chinker months.
  11. And they had a dowriest homie over them, which is the fairy of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Kosher Homie polari is Abaddon, but in the Greek polari hath her name Apollyon.
  12. Una woe is past; and, varda, there troll dewey woes more hereafter.
  13. And the seyth fairy sounded, and I aunt nelled a cackling fakement from the quarter colins of the golden grovelling fakement which is before Gloria,
  14. Cackling to the seyth fairy which had the tooting fakement, Loose the quarter fairies which are bound in the dowry river Euphrates.
  15. And the quarter fairies were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a journo, and a month, and a year, for to ferricadooza the third part of homies.
  16. And the number of the army of the horsemen were dewey chenter mille mille: and I aunt nelled the number of them.
  17. And thus I vardad the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of binco fakement, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the ekes of the horses were as the ekes of lions; and out of their screeches issued binco fakement and smoke and brimstone.
  18. By these trey was the third part of homies ferricadozad, by the binco fakement, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their screeches.
  19. For their power is in their screech, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had ekes, and with them they do hurt.
  20. And the lettie of the homies which were not ferricadozad by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their fambles, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gelt, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which nishta can varda, nishta aunt nell, nishta mince:
  21. Nishta repented they of their murders, nishta of their sorceries, nishta of their charvering, nishta of their thefts.

Chapter 10

  1. And I vardad another dowry butch fairy troll down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon her eke, and her eke was as it were the sun, and her plates as pillars of binco fakement:
  2. And she had in her famble a bijou glossy open: and she set her sweet plate upon the sea, and her dry plate on the earth,
  3. And screeched with a loud cackling fakement, as when a lion roareth: and when she had screeched, setter thunders uttered their voices.
  4. And when the setter thunders had uttered their voices, I was about to screeve: and I aunt nelled a cackling fakement from heaven cackling unto me, Seal up those fakements which the setter thunders uttered, and screeve them not.
  5. And the fairy which I vardad stand upon the sea and upon the earth lifted up her famble to heaven,
  6. And sware by her that letteth for ever and ever, who created heaven, and the fakements that therein are, and the earth, and the fakements that therein are, and the sea, and the fakements which are therein, that there should be time no longer:
  7. But in the days of the cackling fakement of the setterth fairy, when she shall begin to sound, the mystery of Gloria should be finished, as she hath screeched to her serving homies the prophets.
  8. And the cackling fakement which I aunt nelled from heaven cackled unto me again, and cackled, troll and lell the bijou glossy which is open in the famble of the fairy which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth.
  9. And I trolled unto the fairy, and cackled unto her, parker me the bijou glossy. And she cackled unto me, lell it, and jarry it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy screech bona as honey.
  10. And I lelled the bijou glossy out of the fairy‘s famble, and ate it up; and it was in my screech bona as honey: and as soon as I had jarried it, my belly was bitter.
  11. And she cackled unto me, Thou must prophesy again before many peoples, and nations, and polaris, and dowriest homies.

Chapter 11

  1. And there was parkered me a reed like unto a rod: and the fairy stood, cackling, Rise, and measure the holy carsey of Gloria, and the grovelling fakement, and them that worship therein.
  2. But the court which is nanti the holy carsey leave out, and measure it not; for it is parkered unto the nishta kosher homies: and the fabulosa smoke shall they mince under plate quarter dacha and dewey months.
  3. And I will parker power unto my dewey witnesses, and they shall prophesy a mille dewey chenter and trey-dewey-dacha days, clothed in nylon.
  4. These are the dewey olive trees, and the dewey candlesticks standing before the Gloria of the earth.
  5. And if any homie will hurt them, binco fakement proceedeth out of their screech, and devoureth their enemies: and if any homie will hurt them, she must in this manner be ferricadozad.
  6. These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over aquas to turn them to blood, and to slap the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.
  7. And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make barney against them, and shall overcome them, and ferricadoza them.
  8. And their stiff bodies shall lie in the street of the dowry smoke, which spiritually is screeched Sodom and Egypt, where also our Duchess was crucified.
  9. And they of the homies and palones and kindreds and polaris and nations shall varda their stiff bodies trey days and an half, and shall not suffer their stiff bodies to be put in graves.
  10. And they that lett upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall lau gifts una to another; because these dewey prophets tormented them that letted on the earth.
  11. And after trey days and an half the Fairy of life from Gloria entered into them, and they stood upon their plates; and dowry fear fell upon them which vardad them.
  12. And they aunt nelled a dowry cackling fakement from heaven cackling unto them, troll up hither. And they trolled up up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.
  13. And the same hour was there a dowry earthquake, and the dachath part of the smoke fell, and in the earthquake were ferricadoozed of homies setter mille: and the remnant were affrighted, and parkered fabeness to the Gloria of heaven.
  14. The second woe is past; and, varda, the third woe trolleth quickly.
  15. And the setterth fairy sounded; and there were dowry voices in heaven, cackling, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Duchess, and of her Crystal; and she shall reign for ever and ever.
  16. And the quarter and dewey dacha fungi, which sat before Gloria on their seats, fell upon their ekes, and worshipped Gloria,
  17. Cackling, We parker thee thanks, O Duchess Gloria Dowry butch, which art, and wast, and art to troll; because thou hast lelled to thee thy dowry power, and hast reigned.
  18. And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is troll, and the time of the stiff, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest parker parkering unto thy serving homies the prophets, and to the saints, and them that fear thy name, pogey and dowry; and shouldest battyfang them which battyfang the earth.
  19. And the holy carsey of Gloria was opened in heaven, and there was vardad in her holy carsey the bijou arkette of her testament: and there were lightnings, and voices, and thunderings, and an earthquake, and dowry hail.

Chapter 12

  1. And there appeared a dowry wonder in heaven; a palone clothed with the sun, and the moon under her plates, and upon her eke a mudge of kenza twinkling fakements:
  2. And she being up the duff screeched, travailing in birth, and pained to be laued.
  3. And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and varda a dowry red drag queen, having setter ekes and dacha colins, and setter crowns upon her ekes.
  4. And her tail drew the third part of the twinkling fakements of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the drag queen stood before the palone which was ready to be laued, for to devour her chavvie as soon as it was born.
  5. And she brought forth a homie chavvie, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her chavvie was caught up unto Gloria, and to her throne.
  6. And the palone fled into the nishta smoke, where she hath a place prepared of Gloria, that they should feed her there a mille dewey chenter and trey-dewey-dacha days.
  7. And there was barney in heaven: Michael and her fairies palavered against the drag queen; and the drag queen palavered and her fairies,
  8. And prevailed not; nishta was their place found any more in heaven.
  9. And the dowry drag queen was cast out, that badge serpent, screeched the Devil, and Sadie, which deceiveth the whole world: she was cast out into the earth, and her fairies were cast out with her.
  10. And I aunt nelled a loud cackling fakement cackling in heaven, Now is troll salvation, and butchness, and the kingdom of our Gloria, and the power of her Crystal: for the accuser of our sisters is cast down, which accused them before our Gloria journo and nochy.
  11. And they overcame her by the blood of the Lamb, and by the lav of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the carking it.
  12. Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that lett in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is troll down unto you, having dowry wrath, because she knoweth that she hath but a short time.
  13. And when the drag queen vardad that she was cast unto the earth, she chivvied the palone which brought forth the homie chavvie.
  14. And to the palone were parkered dewey wings of a dowry eagle, that she might fly into the nishta smoke, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the eke of the serpent.
  15. And the serpent cast out of her screech aqua as a dowry aqua after the palone, that she might cause her to be lelled away of the dowry aqua.
  16. And the earth helped the palone, and the earth opened her screech, and jarried up the dowry aqua which the drag queen cast out of her screech.
  17. And the drag queen was dander with the palone, and trolled to make barney with the remnant of her maria, which keep the butch lavs of Gloria, and have the testimony of Josie Crystal.

Chapter 13

  1. And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and vardad a beast rise up out of the sea, having setter ekes and dacha colins, and upon her colins dacha crowns, and upon her ekes the name of billingsgate.
  2. And the beast which I vardad was like unto a leopard, and her plates were as the plates of a bear, and her screech as the screech of a lion: and the drag queen parkered her her power, and her seat, and dowry authority.
  3. And I vardad una of her ekes as it were wounded to carking it; and her deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
  4. And they worshipped the drag queen which parkered power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, cackling, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make barney with her?
  5. And there was parkered unto her a screech speaking dowry fakements and billingsgates; and power was parkered unto her to continue quarter dacha and dewey months.
  6. And she opened her screech in billingsgate against Gloria, to blaspheme her name, and her bijou tabernaclette, and them that lett in heaven.
  7. And it was parkered unto her to make barney with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was parkered her over all kindreds, and polaris, and nations.
  8. And all that lett upon the earth shall worship her, whose names are not screeved in the glossy of life of the Lamb ferricadoozed from the foundation of the world.
  9. If any homie have an aunt nelling cheat, let her aunt nell.
  10. She that leadeth into captivity shall troll into captivity: she that ferricadozaeth with the dowry efink must be ferricadozad with the dowry efink. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.
  11. And I beheld another beast trolling up out of the earth; and she had dewey colins like a lamb, and she cackled as a drag queen.
  12. And she exerciseth all the power of the first beast before her, and causeth the earth and them which lett therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
  13. And she doeth dowry wonders, so that she maketh binco fakement troll down from heaven on the earth in the vardaing of homies,
  14. And deceiveth them that lett on the earth by the means of those miracles which she had power to do in the vardaing of the beast; cackling to them that lett on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a dowry efink, and did live.
  15. And she had power to parker life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both cackle, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be ferricadozad.
  16. And she causeth all, both pogey and dowry, rich and nanti dinarly, free and bond, to lall a Marcia in their sweet martini, or in their foreheads:
  17. And that no homie might buy or sell, save she that had the Marcia, or the name of the beast, or the number of her name.
  18. Here is wisdom. Let her that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a homie; and her number is sey chenter trey-dewey-dacha and sey.

Chapter 14

  1. And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with her an chenter quarter dacha and quarter mille, having her Auntie‘s name screeved in their foreheads.
  2. And I aunt nelled a cackling fakement from heaven, as the cackling fakement of many aquas, and as the cackling fakement of a dowry thunder: and I aunt nelled the cackling fakement of harpers harping with their harps:
  3. And they sung as it were a new chant before the throne, and before the quarter beasts, and the fungi: and no homie could learn that chant but the chenter and quarter dacha and quarter mille, which were redeemed from the earth.
  4. These are they which were not defiled with palones; for they are nanti charvers. These are they which troll after the Lamb whithersoever she goeth. These were redeemed from among homies, being the firstfruits unto Gloria and to the Lamb.
  5. And in their screech was found no guile: for they are nanti fault before the throne of Gloria.
  6. And I vardad another fairy fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gossip to cackle unto them that lett on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and polari, and homies and palones,
  7. Cackling with a loud cackling fakement, Fear Gloria, and parker fabeness to her; for the hour of her judgment is troll: and worship her that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of aquas.
  8. And there trolled after another fairy, cackling, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that dowry smoke, because she made all nations buvare of the sherry of the wrath of her charvering.
  9. And the third fairy trolled after them, cackling with a loud cackling fakement, If any homie worship the beast and her image, and lall her Marcia in her forehead, or in her famble,
  10. The same shall buvare of the sherry of the wrath of Gloria, which is poured out nanti mixture into the cup of her indignation; and she shall be tormented with binco fakement and brimstone in the presence of the fabulosa fairies, and in the presence of the Lamb:
  11. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no lettie journo nishta nochy, who worship the beast and her image, and whosoever receiveth the Marcia of her name.
  12. Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the butch lavs of Gloria, and the faith of Josie.
  13. And I aunt nelled a cackling fakement from heaven cackling unto me, screeve, fabed are the stiff which cark it in the Duchess from henceforth: any road up, cackleth the Fairy, that they may lettie from their acting dickeys; and their works do troll after them.
  14. And I looked, and varda a white cloud, and upon the cloud una sat like unto the homie chavvie of homie, having on her eke a golden mudge, and in her famble a sharp sickle.
  15. And another fairy trolled out of the holy carsey, screeching with a loud cackling fakement to her that sat on the cloud, Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is troll for thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe.
  16. And she that sat on the cloud thrust in her sickle on the earth; and the earth was reaped.
  17. And another fairy trolled out of the holy carsey which is in heaven, she also having a sharp sickle.
  18. And another fairy trolled out from the grovelling fakement, which had power over binco fakement; and screeched with a loud screech to her that had the sharp sickle, cackling, Thrust in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of the vine of the earth; for her grapes are fully ripe.
  19. And the fairy thrust in her sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the dowry winepress of the wrath of Gloria.
  20. And the winepress was minced nanti the smoke, and blood trolled out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a mille and sey chenter furlongs.

Chapter 15

  1. And I vardad another sign in heaven, dowry and marvellous, setter fairies having the setter last plagues; for in them is filled up the wrath of Gloria.
  2. And I vardad as it were a sea of glass mingled with binco fakement: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over her image, and over her Marcia, and over the number of her name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of Gloria.
  3. And they sing the chant of Maureen the serving homie of Gloria, and the chant of the Lamb, cackling, dowry and marvellous are thy works, Duchess Gloria Dowry butch; just and true are thy ways, thou dowriest homie of saints.
  4. Who shall not fear thee, O Duchess, and glorify thy name? for thou only art fabulosa: for all nations shall troll and worship before thee; for thy judgments are made manifest.
  5. And after that I looked, and, varda, the holy carsey of the bijou tabernaclette of the testimony in heaven was opened:
  6. And the setter fairies trolled out of the holy carsey, having the setter plagues, clothed in pure and white lycra, and having their foofs girded with golden girdles.
  7. And una of the quarter beasts parkered unto the setter fairies setter golden vials full of the wrath of Gloria, who letteth for ever and ever.
  8. And the holy carsey was filled with smoke from the fabeness of Gloria, and from her power; and no homie was able to enter into the holy carsey, till the setter plagues of the setter fairies were fulfilled.

Chapter 16

  1. And I aunt nelled a dowry cackling fakement out of the holy carsey cackling to the setter fairies, troll your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of Gloria upon the earth.
  2. And the first trolled, and poured out her vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and naff sore upon the homies which had the Marcia of the beast, and upon them which worshipped her image.
  3. And the second fairy poured out her vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a stiff homie: and every living nishta lucoddy carked it in the sea.
  4. And the third fairy poured out her vial upon the rivers and fountains of aquas; and they became blood.
  5. And I aunt nelled the fairy of the aquas cackle, Thou art bona, O Duchess, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus.
  6. For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast parkered them blood to buvare; for they are bona.
  7. And I aunt nelled another out of the grovelling fakement cackle, Even so, Duchess Gloria Dowry butch, true and bona are thy judgments.
  8. And the quarter fairy poured out her vial upon the sun; and power was parkered unto her to scorch homies with binco fakement.
  9. And homies were scorched with dowry heat, and blasphemed the name of Gloria, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to parker her fabeness.
  10. And the fifth fairy poured out her vial upon the seat of the beast; and her kingdom was full of munge; and they gnawed their polaris for pain,
  11. And blasphemed the Gloria of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
  12. And the seyth fairy poured out her vial upon the dowry river Euphrates; and the aqua thereof was dried up, that the way of the dowriest homies of the east might be prepared.
  13. And I vardad trey nanti sparkle fairies like frogs troll out of the screech of the drag queen, and out of the screech of the beast, and out of the screech of the false prophet.
  14. For they are the fairies of devils, working miracles, which troll forth unto the dowriest homies of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that dowry journo of Gloria Dowry butch.
  15. Varda, I troll as a sharpering homie. Fabed is she that watcheth, and keepeth her frocks, lest she mince nanti zhoosh, and they varda her scharda.
  16. And she gathered them together into a place screeched in the Kosher Homie polari Armageddon.
  17. And the setterth fairy poured out her vial into the air; and there trolled a dowry cackling fakement out of the holy carsey of heaven, from the throne, cackling, It is done.
  18. And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a dowry earthquake, such as was not since homies were upon the earth, so dowry butch an earthquake, and so dowry.
  19. And the dowry smoke was medzered into trey parts, and the smokes of the nations fell: and dowry Babylon trolled in remembrance before Gloria, to parker unto her the cup of the sherry of the fierceness of her wrath.
  20. And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
  21. And there fell upon homies a dowry hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and homies blasphemed Gloria because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding dowry.

Chapter 17

  1. And there trolled una of the setter fairies which had the setter vials, and talked with me, cackling unto me, troll hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the dowry bitaine that sitteth upon many aquas:
  2. With whom the dowriest homies of the earth have committed charvering, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made bevvied with the sherry of her charvering.
  3. So she lelled me away in the Fairy into the nishta smoke: and I vardad a palone lett upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of billingsgate, having setter ekes and dacha colins.
  4. And the palone was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gelt and precious stones and zhoosh, having a golden cup in her famble full of dowry cods and filthiness of her charvering:
  5. And upon her forehead was a name screeved, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE dowry, THE MOTHER OF charvering donnas AND dowry cods OF THE EARTH.
  6. And I vardad the palone daffy with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Josie: and when I vardad her, I wondered with dowry admiration.
  7. And the fairy cackled unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will cackle thee the mystery of the palone, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the setter ekes and dacha colins.
  8. The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall troll up out of the bottomless pit, and troll into perdition: and they that lett on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not screeved in the glossy of life from the foundation of the world, when they varda the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.
  9. And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The setter ekes are setter mountains, on which the palone sitteth.
  10. And there are setter dowriest homies: chinker are fallen, and una is, and the other is not yet troll; and when she trolleth, she must continue a short space.
  11. And the beast that was, and is not, even she is the otterth, and is of the setter, and goeth into perdition.
  12. And the dacha colins which thou sawest are dacha dowriest homies, which have lalled no kingdom as yet; but lall power as dowriest homies una hour with the beast.
  13. These have una mind, and shall parker their power and butchness unto the beast.
  14. These shall make barney with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for she is Duchess of ladies, and dowriest homie of dowriest homies: and they that are with her are screeched, and chosen, and fabulous.
  15. And she cackleth unto me, The aquas which thou sawest, where the bitaine sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and polaris.
  16. And the dacha colins which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the bitaine, and shall make her desolate and nanti zhoosh, and shall jarry her flesh, and burn her with binco fakement.
  17. For Gloria hath put in their thumping cheats to fulfil her will, and to agree, and parker their kingdom unto the beast, until the lavs of Gloria shall be fulfilled.
  18. And the palone which thou sawest is that dowry smoke, which reigneth over the dowriest homies of the earth.

Chapter 18

  1. And after these fakements I vardad another fairy troll down from heaven, having dowry power; and the earth was lightened with her fabeness.
  2. And she screeched mightily with a butch cackling fakement, cackling, Babylon the dowry is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul Fairy, and a cage of every nanti sparkle and hateful bird.
  3. For all nations have bevvied of the sherry of the wrath of her charvering, and the dowriest homies of the earth have committed charvering with her, and the bodega homies of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.
  4. And I aunt nelled another cackling fakement from heaven, cackling, troll out of her, my homies and palones, that ye be not partakers of her kertervers, and that ye lall not of her plagues.
  5. For her kertervers have reached unto heaven, and Gloria hath remembered her cods.
  6. Parkering her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.
  7. How dowry she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so dowry torment and sharda parker her: for she cackleth in her thumping cheat, I lett a dowriest palone, and am no widow, and shall varda no sharda.
  8. Therefore shall her plagues troll in una journo, carking it, and mourning, and nix munjarlee; and she shall be utterly burned with binco fakement: for butch is the Duchess Gloria who judgeth her.
  9. And the dowriest homies of the earth, who have committed charvering and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall varda the smoke of her burning,
  10. Standing nishta ajax off for the fear of her torment, cackling, Alas, alas that dowry smoke Babylon, that dowry butch smoke! for in una hour is thy judgment troll.
  11. And the bodega homies of the earth shall parnie and mourn over her; for no homie buyeth their merchandise any more:
  12. The merchandise of gelt, and silver, and precious stones, and of zhoosh, and bona lycra, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner fakements of ivory, and all manner fakements of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble,
  13. And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and sherry, and lube, and bona flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and rattling coves, and lags, and nishta lucoddies of homies.
  14. And the fruits that thy nishta lucoddy lusted after are trolled off from thee, and all fakements which were dainty and goodly are trolled off from thee, and thou shalt find them nishta at all.
  15. The bodega homies of these fakements, which were made rich by her, shall stand nishta ajax off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing,
  16. And cackling, Alas, alas that dowry smoke, that was clothed in bona lycra, and purple, and scarlet, and decked with gelt, and precious stones, and zhoosh!
  17. For in una hour so dowry riches is troll to nought. And every shipmaster, and all the company in latties on water, and sailors, and as many as trade by sea, stood nishta ajax off,
  18. And screeched when they vardad the smoke of her burning, cackling, What smoke is like unto this dowry smoke!
  19. And they cast dust on their ekes, and screeched, weeping and wailing, cackling, Alas, alas that dowry smoke, wherein were made rich all that had latties on water in the sea by reason of her costliness! for in una hour is she made desolate.
  20. Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye fabulosa apostles and prophets; for Gloria hath avenged you on her.
  21. And a dowry butch fairy lelled up a stone like a dowry millstone, and cast it into the sea, cackling, Thus with slapping shall that dowry smoke Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found nishta at all.
  22. And the cackling fakement of harpers, and joggering homies, and of pipers, and trumpeters, shall be aunt nelled nishta at all in thee; and no craftsman, of whatsoever craft she be, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a millstone shall be aunt nelled nishta at all in thee;
  23. And the sparkle of a candle shall shine nishta at all in thee; and the cackling fakement of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be aunt nelled nishta at all in thee: for thy bodega homies were the dowry homies of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations mogued.
  24. And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were ferricadoozed upon the earth.

Chapter 19

  1. And after these fakements I aunt nelled a dowry cackling fakement of dowry homies and palones in heaven, cackling, Alleluia; Salvation, and fabeness, and honour, and power, unto the Duchess our Gloria:
  2. For true and bona are her judgments: for she hath judged the dowry bitaine, which did corrupt the earth with her charvering, and hath avenged the blood of her serving homies at her famble.
  3. And again they cackled, Alleluia And her smoke rose up for ever and ever.
  4. And the quarter and dewey dacha fungi and the quarter beasts fell down and worshipped Gloria that sat on the throne, cackling, Larlou; Alleluia.
  5. And a cackling fakement trolled out of the throne, cackling, Praise our Gloria, all ye her serving homies, and ye that fear her, both pogey and dowry.
  6. And I aunt nelled as it were the cackling fakement of a dowry multitude, and as the cackling fakement of many aquas, and as the cackling fakement of dowry butch thunderings, cackling, Alleluia: for the Duchess Gloria omnipotent reigneth.
  7. Let us be glad and rejoice, and parker honour to her: for the marriage of the Lamb is troll, and her palone affair hath made herself ready.
  8. And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in bona lycra, clean and white: for the bona lycra is the bonaness of saints.
  9. And she cackleth unto me, screeve, fabed are they which are screeched unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And she cackleth unto me, These are the true sayings of Gloria.
  10. And I fell at her plates to worship her. And she cackled unto me, varda thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy sisters that have the testimony of Josie: worship Gloria: for the testimony of Josie is the Fairy of prophecy.
  11. And I vardad heaven opened, and varda a white horse; and she that sat upon her was screeched fabulous and True, and in bonaness she doth beak and make barney.
  12. Her ogles were as a flame of binco fakement, and on her eke were many crowns; and she had a name screeved, that no homie knew, but she himself.
  13. And she was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and her name is screeched The lav of Gloria.
  14. And the armies which were in heaven trolled after her upon white horses, clothed in bona lycra, white and clean.
  15. And out of her screech goeth a sharp dowry efink, that with it she should slap the nations: and she shall rule them with a rod of iron: and she minceth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Dowry butch Gloria.
  16. And she hath on her vesture and on her thigh a name screeved, dowriest homie OF dowriest homies, AND Duchess OF ladies.
  17. And I vardad an fairy standing in the sun; and she screeched with a loud cackling fakement, cackling to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, troll and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the dowry Gloria;
  18. That ye may jarry the flesh of dowriest homies, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of dowry butch homies, and the flesh of horses, and of them that lett on them, and the flesh of all homies, both free and bond, both pogey and dowry.
  19. And I vardad the beast, and the dowriest homies of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make barney against her that sat on the horse, and against her army.
  20. And the beast was lelled, and with her the false prophet that wrought miracles before her, with which she mogued them that had lalled the Marcia of the beast, and them that worshipped her image. These both were cast alive into a lake of binco fakement burning with brimstone.
  21. And the remnant were ferricadoozed with the dowry efink of her that sat upon the horse, which dowry efink proceeded out of her screech: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

Chapter 20

  1. And I vardad an fairy troll down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a dowry chain in her famble.
  2. And she laued hold on the drag queen, that badge serpent, which is the Devil, and Sadie, and bound her a mille years,
  3. And cast her into the bottomless pit, and shut her up, and set a seal upon her, that she should mogue the nations nishta, till the mille years should be fulfilled: and after that she must be loosed a bijou season.
  4. And I vardad thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was parkered unto them: and I vardad the nishta lucoddies of them that were beheaded for the varda-ing fakement of Josie, and for the lav of Gloria, and which had not worshipped the beast, nishta her image, nishta had lalled her Marcia upon their foreheads, or in their fambles; and they lived and reigned with Crystal a mille years.
  5. But the lettie of the stiff lived not again until the mille years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
  6. Fabed and fabulosa is she that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second carking it hath no power, but they shall be godly homies of Gloria and of Crystal, and shall reign with her a mille years.
  7. And when the mille years are expired, Sadie shall be loosed out of her charpering carsey,
  8. And shall troll out to mogue the nations which are in the quarter quarters of the earth, Gog, and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
  9. And they trolled up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved smoke: and binco fakement trolled down from Gloria out of heaven, and devoured them.
  10. And the devil that mogued them was cast into the lake of binco fakement and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented journo and nochy for ever and ever.
  11. And I vardad a dowry white throne, and her that sat on it, from whose eke the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
  12. And I vardad the stiff, pogey and dowry, stand before Gloria; and the glossies were opened: and another glossy was opened, which is the glossy of life: and the stiff were judged out of those fakements which were screeved in the glossies, according to their works.
  13. And the sea parkered up the stiff which were in it; and carking it and hell laued up the stiff which were in them: and they were judged every homie according to their works.
  14. And carking it and hell were cast into the lake of binco fakement. This is the second carking it.
  15. And whosoever was not found screeved in the glossy of life was cast into the lake of binco fakement.

Chapter 21

  1. And I vardad a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was nishta sea.
  2. And I Jane vardad the fabulosa smoke, new Jerusalem, trolling down from Gloria out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her homie affair.
  3. And I aunt nelled a dowry cackling fakement out of heaven cackling, varda, the bijou tabernaclette of Gloria is with homies, and she will lett with them, and they shall be her homies and palones, and Gloria himself shall be with them, and be their Gloria.
  4. And Gloria shall wipe away all tears from their ogles; and there shall be nishta carking it, nishta sharda, nishta screeching, nishta shall there be any more pain: for the former fakements are passed away.
  5. And she that sat upon the throne cackled, varda, I make all fakements new. And she cackled unto me, screeve: for these lavs are true and fabulous.
  6. And she cackled unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will parker unto her that is athirst of the fountain of the aqua of life freely.
  7. She that overcometh shall inherit all fakements; and I will be her Gloria, and she shall be my homie chavvie.
  8. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with binco fakement and brimstone: which is the second carking it.
  9. And there trolled unto me una of the setter fairies which had the setter vials full of the setter last plagues, and talked with me, cackling, troll hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb’s palone affair.
  10. And she lelled me away in the Fairy to a dowry and high mountain, and shewed me that dowry smoke, the fabulosa Jerusalem, trolling down out of heaven from Gloria,
  11. Having the fabeness of Gloria: and her sparkle was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
  12. And had a wall dowry and high, and had kenza gates, and at the gates kenza fairies, and names screeved thereon, which are the names of the kenza tribes of the chavvies of Israel:
  13. On the east trey gates; on the north trey gates; on the south trey gates; and on the west trey gates.
  14. And the wall of the smoke had kenza foundations, and in them the names of the kenza apostles of the Lamb.
  15. And she that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the smoke, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.
  16. And the smoke lettieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and she measured the smoke with the reed, kenza mille furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.
  17. And she measured the wall thereof, an chenter and quarter dacha and quarter cubits, according to the measure of a homie, that is, of the fairy.
  18. And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the smoke was pure gelt, like unto clear glass.
  19. And the foundations of the wall of the smoke were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the quarter, an emerald;
  20. The fifth, sardonyx; the seyth, sardius; the setterth, chrysolyte; the otterth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the dachath, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst.
  21. And the kenza gates were kenza zhoosh: every several gate was of una pearl: and the street of the smoke was pure gelt, as it were transparent glass.
  22. And I vardad no holy carsey therein: for the Duchess Gloria Dowry butch and the Lamb are the holy carsey of it.
  23. And the smoke had no need of the sun, nishta of the moon, to shine in it: for the fabeness of Gloria did lighten it, and the Lamb is the sparkle thereof.
  24. And the nations of them which are saved shall mince in the sparkle of it: and the dowriest homies of the earth do parker their fabeness and honour into it.
  25. And the gates of it shall not be shut at all by journo: for there shall be no nochy there.
  26. And they shall parker the fabeness and honour of the nations into it.
  27. And there shall in no wise enter into it any fakement that defileth, nishta whatsoever worketh dowry cod, or maketh a lie: but they which are screeved in the Lamb’s glossy of life.

Chapter 22

  1. And she shewed me a pure river of aqua of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of Gloria and of the Lamb.
  2. In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare kenza manner of fruits, and yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.
  3. And there shall be nishta curse: but the throne of Gloria and of the Lamb shall be in it; and her serving homies shall serve her:
  4. And they shall varda her eke; and her name shall be in their foreheads.
  5. And there shall be no nochy there; and they need no candle, nishta sparkle of the sun; for the Duchess Gloria giveth them sparkle: and they shall reign for ever and ever.
  6. And she cackled unto me, These sayings are fabulous and true: and the Duchess Gloria of the fabulosa prophets laued her fairy to shew unto her serving homies the fakements which must shortly be done.
  7. Varda, I troll quickly: fabed is she that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this glossy.
  8. And I Jane vardad these fakements, and aunt nelled them. And when I had aunt nelled and vardad, I fell down to worship before the plates of the fairy which shewed me these fakements.
  9. Then cackleth she unto me, varda thou do it not: for I am thy fellowservant, and of thy sisters the prophets, and of them which keep the sayings of this glossy: worship Gloria.
  10. And she cackleth unto me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this glossy: for the time is at famble.
  11. She that is unjust, let her be unjust still: and she which is manky, let her be manky still: and she that is bona, let her be bona still: and she that is fabulosa, let her be fabulosa still.
  12. And, varda, I troll quickly; and my parkering is with me, to parker every homie according as her acting dickey shall be.
  13. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
  14. Fabed are they that do her butch lavs, that they may have sweet to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the smoke.
  15. For nanti are women who are not conventionally attractive, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
  16. I Josie have laued mine fairy to testify unto you these fakements in the meshigener carseys. I am the root and the offspring of Davina, and the bright and morning twinkling fakement.
  17. And the Fairy and the bride cackle, troll. And let her that aunt nelleth cackle, troll. And let her that is athirst troll. And whosoever will, let her lell the aqua of life freely.
  18. For I testify unto every homie that aunt nelleth the lavs of the prophecy of this glossy, If any homie shall add unto these fakements, Gloria shall add unto her the plagues that are screeved in this glossy:
  19. And if any homie shall lell away from the lavs of the glossy of this prophecy, Gloria shall lell away her part out of the glossy of life, and out of the fabulosa smoke, and from the fakements which are screeved in this glossy.
  20. She which testifieth these fakements cackleth, Surely I troll quickly. Larlou. Even so, troll, Duchess Josie.
  21. The gracie of our Duchess Josie Crystal be with you all. Larlou.

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