“Matthew”

Chapter 1

  1. The glossy of the generation of Josie Crystal, the homie chavvie of Davina, the homie chavvie of Abraham.
  2. Abraham chavvied Isaac; and Isaac chavvied Jacob; and Jacob chavvied Judas and her sisters;
  3. And Judas chavvied Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares chavvied Esrom; and Esrom chavvied Aram;
  4. And Aram chavvied Aminadab; and Aminadab chavvied Naasson; and Naasson chavvied Salmon;
  5. And Salmon chavvied Booz of Rachab; and Booz chavvied Obed of Ruth; and Obed chavvied Jesse;
  6. And Jesse chavvied Davina the dowriest homie; and Davina the dowriest homie chavvied Solomon of her that had been the palone affair of Urias;
  7. And Solomon chavvied Roboam; and Roboam chavvied Abia; and Abia chavvied Asa;
  8. And Asa chavvied Josaphat; and Josaphat chavvied Joram; and Joram chavvied Ozias;
  9. And Ozias chavvied Joatham; and Joatham chavvied Achaz; and Achaz chavvied Ezekias;
  10. And Ezekias chavvied Manasses; and Manasses chavvied Amon; and Amon chavvied Josias;
  11. And Josias chavvied Jechonias and her sisters, about the time they were lelled away to Babylon:
  12. And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias chavvied Salathiel; and Salathiel chavvied Zorobabel;
  13. And Zorobabel chavvied Abiud; and Abiud chavvied Eliakim; and Eliakim chavvied Azor;
  14. And Azor chavvied Sadoc; and Sadoc chavvied Achim; and Achim chavvied Eliud;
  15. And Eliud chavvied Eleazar; and Eleazar chavvied Matthan; and Matthan chavvied Jacob;
  16. And Jacob chavvied Josephine the homie affair of Mary, of whom was born Josie, who is screeched Crystal.
  17. So all the chavvies from Abraham to Davina are fourteen chavvies; and from Davina until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen chavvies; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Crystal are fourteen chavvies.
  18. Now the birth of Josie Crystal was on this wise: When as her mother Mary was espoused to Josephine, before they trolled together, she was found up the duff of the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  19. Then Josephine her homie affair, being a just homie, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily.
  20. But while she thought on these fakements, varda, the fairy of the Duchess appeared unto her in a dream, cackling, Josephine, thou homie chavvie of Davina, fear not to lell unto thee Mary thy palone affair: for that which is conceived in her is of the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  21. And she shall parker forth a homie chavvie, and thou shalt screech her name Josie: for she shall save her homies and palones from their kertervers.
  22. Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was cackled of the Duchess by the prophet, cackling,
  23. Varda, a nanti charver shall be up the duff, and shall parker forth a homie chavvie, and they shall screech her name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, Gloria with us.
  24. Then Josephine being raised from letty did as the fairy of the Duchess had bidden her, and lelled unto her her palone affair:
  25. And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn homie chavvie: and she screeched her name Josie.

Chapter 2

  1. Now when Josie was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the dowriest homie, varda, there trolled wise homies from the east to Jerusalem,
  2. Cackling, Where is she that is born dowriest homie of the kosher homies? for we have vardad her twinkling fakement in the east, and are troll to worship her.
  3. When Herod the dowriest homie had aunt nelled these fakements, she was troubled, and all Jerusalem with her.
  4. And when she had gathered all the dowriest godly homies and betty bracelets of the homies and palones together, she demanded of them where Crystal should be born.
  5. And they cackled unto her, In Bethlehem of Judaea: for thus it is screeved by the prophet,
  6. And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Juda, art not the nanti dowriest among the princesses of Juda: for out of thee shall troll a Governor, that shall rule my homies and palones Israel.
  7. Then Herod, when she had privily screeched the wise homies, enquired of them diligently what time the twinkling fakement appeared.
  8. And she laued them to Bethlehem, and cackled, troll and search diligently for the bean chavvie; and when ye have found her, parker me lav again, that I may troll and worship her also.
  9. When they had aunt nelled the dowriest homie, they trolled off; and, lo, the twinkling fakement, which they vardad in the east, trolled before them, till it trolled and stood over where the bean chavvie was.
  10. When they vardad the twinkling fakement, they rejoiced with exceeding dowry joy.
  11. And when they were troll into the lattie, they vardad the bean chavvie with Mary her mother, and fell down, and worshipped her: and when they had opened their gelt, they presented unto her gifts; gelt, and frankincense and myrrh.
  12. And being warned of Gloria in a dream that they should not troll back to Herod, they trolled off into their own country another way.
  13. And when they were trolled off, varda, the fairy of the Duchess appeareth to Josephine in a dream, cackling, Arise, and lell the bean chavvie and her mother, and scarper into Egypt, and be thou there until I parker thee lav: for Herod will charper the bean chavvie to battyfang her.
  14. When she arose, she lelled the bean chavvie and her mother by nochy, and trolled off into Egypt:
  15. And was there until the carking it of Herod: that it might be fulfilled which was cackled of the Duchess by the prophet, cackling, Out of Egypt have I screeched my homie chavvie.
  16. Then Herod, when she vardad that she was mocked of the wise homies, was exceeding dander, and laued forth, and ferricadoozaed all the chavvies that were in Bethlehem, and in all the coasts thereof, from dewey years badge and under, according to the time which she had diligently enquired of the wise homies.
  17. Then was fulfilled that which was cackled by Jeremy the prophet, cackling,
  18. In Rama was there a cackling fakement aunt nelled, lamentation, and weeping, and dowry mourning, Rachel weeping for her chavvies, and would not be comforted, because they are not.
  19. But when Herod was stiff, varda, an fairy of the Duchess appeareth in a dream to Josephine in Egypt,
  20. Cackling, Arise, and lell the bean chavvie and her mother, and troll into the land of Israel: for they are stiff which sought the bean chavvie‘s life.
  21. And she arose, and lelled the bean chavvie and her mother, and trolled into the land of Israel.
  22. But when she aunt nelled that Archelaus did reign in Judaea in the room of her Auntie Herod, she was afraid to troll thither: notwithstanding, being warned of Gloria in a dream, she turned aside into the parts of Galilee:
  23. And she trolled and letted in a smoke screeched Nazareth: that it might be fulfilled which was cackled by the prophets, she shall be screeched a Nazarene.

Chapter 3

  1. In those days trolled Jane the Baptist, cackling in the nishta smoke of Judaea,
  2. And cackling, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at famble.
  3. For this is she that was cackled of by the prophet Esaias, cackling, The cackling fakement of una screeching in the nishta smoke, Prepare ye the way of the Duchess, make her paths hettie.
  4. And the same Jane had her clobber of camel’s riah, and a leathern girdle about her loins; and her carnish was locusts and wild honey.
  5. Then trolled out to her Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
  6. And were baptized of her in Jordan, confessing their kertervers.
  7. But when she vardad many of the lily laws and Sadducees troll to her baptism, she cackled unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to scarper from the wrath to troll?
  8. Parker forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:
  9. And think not to cackle within yourselves, We have Abraham to our Auntie: for I cackle unto you, that Gloria is able of these stones to raise up chavvies unto Abraham.
  10. And now also the axe is laued unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which parkereth not forth bona fruit is hewn down, and cast into the binco fakement.
  11. I indeed baptize you with aqua unto repentance: but she that trolleth after me is mightier than I, whose slingbacks I am not bona to bear: she shall baptize you with the Fantabulosa Fairy, and with binco fakement:
  12. Whose fan is in her famble, and she will throughly purge her floor, and gather her wheat into the garner; but she will burn up the chaff with unquenchable binco fakement.
  13. Then trolleth Josie from Galilee to Jordan unto Jane, to be baptized of her.
  14. But Jane forbad her, cackling, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me?
  15. And Josie answering cackled unto her, Suffer it to be so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all bonaness. Then she suffered her.
  16. And Josie, when she was baptized, trolled up straightway out of the aqua: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto her, and she vardad the Fairy of Gloria trolling down like a dove, and lighting upon her:
  17. And lo a cackling fakement from heaven, cackling, This is my beloved homie chavvie, in whom I am well pleased.

Chapter 4

  1. Then was Josie led up of the Fairy into the nishta smoke to be tempted of the devil.
  2. And when she had fasted quarter dacha days and quarter dacha nights, she was afterward an hungred.
  3. And when the tempter trolled to her, she cackled, If thou be the homie chavvie of Gloria, command that these stones be made pannan.
  4. But she answered and cackled, It is screeved, homie shall not live by pannan alone, but by every lav that proceedeth out of the screech of Gloria.
  5. Then the devil lelleth her up into the fabulosa smoke, and setteth her on a pinnacle of the holy carsey,
  6. And cackleth unto her, If thou be the homie chavvie of Gloria, cast thyself down: for it is screeved, she shall parker her fairies charge concerning thee: and in their fambles they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy plate against a stone.
  7. Josie cackled unto her, It is screeved again, nishta tempt the Duchess thy Gloria.
  8. Again, the devil lelleth her up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth her all the kingdoms of the world, and the fabeness of them;
  9. And cackleth unto her, All these fakements will I parker thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
  10. Then cackleth Josie unto her, Get thee hence, Sadie: for it is screeved, Thou shalt worship the Duchess thy Gloria, and her only shalt thou serve.
  11. Then the devil leaveth her, and, varda, fairies trolled and ministered unto her.
  12. Now when Josie had aunt nelled that Jane was cast into charpering carsey, she trolled off into Galilee;
  13. And leaving Nazareth, she trolled and letted in Capernaum, which is upon the sea coast, in the borders of Zabulon and Nephthalim:
  14. That it might be fulfilled which was cackled by Esaias the prophet, cackling,
  15. The land of Zabulon, and the land of Nephthalim, by the way of the sea, beyond Jordan, Galilee of the nishta kosher homies;
  16. The homies and palones which sat in munge vardad dowry sparkle; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of carking it sparkle is sprung up.
  17. From that time Josie began to cackle, and to cackle, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at famble.
  18. And Josie, mincing by the sea of Galilee, vardad dewey sisters, Simone screeched Petra, and Andrea her sister, chucking a net into the sea: for they were fishers.
  19. And she cackleth unto them, troll after me, and I will make you fishers of homies.
  20. And they straightway dry their nets, and trolled after her.
  21. And going on from thence, she vardad other dewey sisters, James the homie chavvie of Zebedee, and Jane her sister, in a lattie on water with Zebedee their Auntie, mending their nets; and she screeched them.
  22. And they immediately dry the lattie on water and their Auntie, and trolled after her.
  23. And Josie trolled about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and cackling the gossip of the kingdom, and healing all manner of kerterver coddy and all manner of disease among the homies and palones.
  24. And her fame trolled throughout all Syria: and they brought unto her all sick homies and palones that were lelled with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and she healed them.
  25. And there trolled after her dowry multitudes of homies and palones from Galilee, and from Decapolis, and from Jerusalem, and from Judaea, and from beyond Jordan.

Chapter 5

  1. And vardaing the multitudes, she trolled up into a mountain: and when she was set, her disciples trolled unto her:
  2. And she opened her screech, and taught them, cackling,
  3. Fabed are the nanti dinarly in Fairy: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
  4. Fabed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
  5. Fabed are the camp: for they shall inherit the earth.
  6. Fabed are they which do hunger and thirst after bonaness: for they shall be filled.
  7. Fabed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
  8. Fabed are the pure in thumping cheat: for they shall varda Gloria.
  9. Fabed are the peacemakers: for they shall be screeched the chavvies of Gloria.
  10. Fabed are they which are chivvied for bonaness‘ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
  11. Fabed are ye, when homies shall revile you, and chivvy you, and shall cackle all manner of nana against you falsely, for my sake.
  12. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for dowry is your parkering in heaven: for so chivvied they the prophets which were before you.
  13. Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost her savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth bona for nishter, but to be cast out, and to be minced under plate of homies.
  14. Ye are the sparkle of the world. A smoke that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
  15. Nishta do homies sparkle a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth sparkle unto all that are in the lattie.
  16. Let your sparkle so shine before homies, that they may varda your bona works, and glorify your Auntie which is in heaven.
  17. Think not that I am troll to battyfang the law, or the prophets: I am not troll to battyfang, but to fulfil.
  18. For verily I cackle unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, una jot or una tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
  19. Whosoever therefore shall break una of these nanti dowriest butch lavs, and shall teach homies so, she shall be screeched the nanti dowriest in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be screeched dowry in the kingdom of heaven.
  20. For I cackle unto you, That except your bonaness shall exceed the bonaness of the betty bracelets and lily laws, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
  21. Ye have aunt nelled that it was cackled of them of badge time, nishta ferricadoza; and whosoever shall ferricadoza shall be in danger of the judgment:
  22. But I cackle unto you, That whosoever has his wild up with her sister nanti a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall cackle to her sister, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall cackle, Thou bimbo, shall be in danger of hell binco fakement.
  23. Therefore if thou parker thy gift to the grovelling fakement, and there rememberest that thy sister hath ought against thee;
  24. Leave there thy gift before the grovelling fakement, and troll thy way; first be reconciled to thy sister, and then troll and offer thy gift.
  25. Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with her; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the beak, and the beak deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into charpering carsey.
  26. Verily I cackle unto thee, Thou shalt by no means troll out thence, till thou hast parkered the uttermost farthing.
  27. Ye have aunt nelled that it was cackled by them of badge time, nishta commit adultery:
  28. But I cackle unto you, That whosoever varda-eth on a palone to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in her thumping cheat.
  29. And if thy sweet ogle offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that una of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole lucoddy should be cast into hell.
  30. And if thy sweet martini offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that una of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole lucoddy should be cast into hell.
  31. It hath been cackled, Whosoever shall put away her palone affair, let her parker her a screeving of divorcement:
  32. But I cackle unto you, That whosoever shall put away her palone affair, saving for the cause of charvering, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
  33. Again, ye have aunt nelled that it hath been cackled by them of badge time, nishta forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Duchess thine oaths:
  34. But I cackle unto you, Swear not at all; nishta by heaven; for it is Gloria‘s throne:
  35. Nishta by the earth; for it is her footstool: nishta by Jerusalem; for it is the smoke of the dowry dowriest homie.
  36. Nishta shalt thou swear by thy eke, because thou canst not make una riah white or goolie.
  37. But let your communication be, any road up, any road up; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these trolleth of nana.
  38. Ye have aunt nelled that it hath been cackled, An ogle for an ogle, and a hampstead for a hampstead:
  39. But I cackle unto you, That ye resist not nana: but whosoever shall slap thee on thy sweet cheek, turn to her the other also.
  40. And if any homie will sue thee at the law, and lell away thy coat, let her have thy kapello also.
  41. And whosoever shall compel thee to troll a mile, troll with her twain.
  42. Parker to her that asketh thee, and from her that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.
  43. Ye have aunt nelled that it hath been cackled, Thou shalt love thy homie ajax, and hate thine enemy.
  44. But I cackle unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do bona to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and chivvy you;
  45. That ye may be the chavvies of your Auntie which is in heaven: for she maketh her sun to rise on the nana and on the bona, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
  46. For if ye love them which love you, what parkering have ye? nix even the landladies the same?
  47. And if ye salute your sisters only, what do ye more than others? nix even the landladies so?
  48. Be ye therefore absolutely fantabulosa, even as your Auntie which is in heaven is absolutely fantabulosa.

Chapter 6

  1. Lell heed that ye nix your alms before homies, to be vardad of them: otherwise ye have no parkering of your Auntie which is in heaven.
  2. Therefore when thou doest thine alms, nix sound a tooting fakement before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have fabeness of homies. Verily I cackle unto you, They have their parkering.
  3. But when thou doest alms, let not thy dry martini know what thy sweet martini doeth:
  4. That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Auntie which vardaeth in secret himself shall parkering thee openly.
  5. And when thou prayest, nishta be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be vardad of homies. Verily I cackle unto you, They have their parkering.
  6. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy cottage, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Auntie which is in secret; and thy Auntie which vardaeth in secret shall parkering thee openly.
  7. But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be aunt nelled for their dowry speaking.
  8. Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Auntie knoweth what fakements ye have need of, before ye ask her.
  9. After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Auntie which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
  10. Thy kingdom troll, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
  11. Parker us this journo our daily pannan.
  12. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
  13. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from nana: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the fabeness, for ever. Larlou.
  14. For if ye forgive homies their catervers, your heavenly Auntie will also forgive you:
  15. But if ye forgive not homies their catervers, nishta will your Auntie forgive your catervers.
  16. Moreover when ye nishta manjarry, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their ekes, that they may appear unto homies to nishta manjarry. Verily I cackle unto you, They have their parkering.
  17. But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine eke, and dhobie thy eke;
  18. That thou appear not unto homies to nishta manjarry, but unto thy Auntie which is in secret: and thy Auntie, which vardaeth in secret, shall parkering thee openly.
  19. Lett not up for yourselves gelt upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where sharpering homies break through and sharper:
  20. But lett up for yourselves gelt in heaven, where nishta moth nishta rust doth corrupt, and where sharpering homies nix break through nishta sharper:
  21. For where your gelt is, there will your thumping cheat be also.
  22. The sparkle of the lucoddy is the ogle: if therefore thine ogle be single, thy whole lucoddy shall be full of sparkle.
  23. But if thine ogle be nana, thy whole lucoddy shall be full of munge. If therefore the sparkle that is in thee be munge, how dowry is that munge!
  24. No homie can serve dewey masters: for either she will hate the una, and love the other; or else she will hold to the una, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve Gloria and mammon.
  25. Therefore I cackle unto you, lell no thought for your life, what ye shall jarry, or what ye shall buvare; nishta yet for your lucoddy, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than carnish, and the lucoddy than clobber?
  26. Varda the fowls of the air: for they sow not, nishta do they reap, nishta gather into barns; yet your heavenly Auntie jarrieth them. Are ye not dowry benar than they?
  27. Which of you by taking thought can add una cubit unto her stature?
  28. And why lell ye thought for clobber? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, nishta do they spin:
  29. And yet I cackle unto you, That even Solomon in all her fabeness was not arrayed like una of these.
  30. Wherefore, if Gloria so clothe the grass of the field, which to journo is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall she not dowry more clothe you, O ye of bijou faith?
  31. Therefore lell no thought, cackling, What shall we jarry? or, What shall we buvare? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
  32. (For after all these fakements do the nishta kosher homies charper🙂 for your heavenly Auntie knoweth that ye have need of all these fakements.
  33. But charper ye first the kingdom of Gloria, and her bonaness; and all these fakements shall be added unto you.
  34. Lell therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall lell thought for the fakements of itself. Sufficient unto the journo is the nana thereof.

Chapter 7

  1. Beak not, that ye be not judged.
  2. For with what judgment ye beak, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
  3. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy sister‘s ogle, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own ogle?
  4. Or how wilt thou cackle to thy sister, Let me pull out the mote out of thine ogle; and, varda, a beam is in thine own ogle?
  5. Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own ogle; and then shalt thou varda clearly to cast out the mote out of thy sister‘s ogle.
  6. Parker not that which is fabulosa unto the women who are not conventionally attractive, nishta cast ye your zhoosh before swine, lest they trample them under their plates, and turn again and rend you.
  7. Ask, and it shall be parkered you; charper, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
  8. For every una that asketh receiveth; and she that charpereth findeth; and to her that knocketh it shall be opened.
  9. Or what homie is there of you, whom if her homie chavvie ask pannan, will she parker her a stone?
  10. Or if she ask a fish, will she parker her a serpent?
  11. If ye then, being nana, know how to parker bona gifts unto your chavvies, how dowry more shall your Auntie which is in heaven parker bona fakements to them that ask her?
  12. Therefore all fakements whatsoever ye would that homies should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
  13. Enter ye in at the hettie gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which troll in thereat:
  14. Because hettie is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and nishta dowry there be that find it.
  15. Gardy loo of false prophets, which troll to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
  16. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do homies gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
  17. Even so every bona tree parkereth forth bona fruit; but a corrupt tree parkereth forth nana fruit.
  18. A bona tree cannot parker forth nana fruit, nishta can a corrupt tree parker forth bona fruit.
  19. Every tree that parkereth not forth bona fruit is hewn down, and cast into the binco fakement.
  20. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
  21. Not every una that cackleth unto me, Duchess, Duchess, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but she that doeth the will of my Auntie which is in heaven.
  22. Many will cackle to me in that journo, Duchess, Duchess, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many fortuni works?
  23. And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: sling yer hook, ye that acting dickey codness.
  24. Therefore whosoever aunt nelleth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken her unto a wise homie, which built her lattie upon a rock:
  25. And the rain trolled down, and the dowry aquas trolled, and the winds blew, and zsa zsa-ed upon that lattie; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
  26. And every una that aunt nelleth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a dizzy homie, which built her lattie upon the sand:
  27. And the rain trolled down, and the dowry aquas trolled, and the winds blew, and zsa zsa-ed upon that lattie; and it fell: and dowry was the fall of it.
  28. Any road up, when Josie had ended these sayings, the homies and palones were gobsmacked at her doctrine:
  29. For she taught them as una having authority, and not as the betty bracelets.

Chapter 8

  1. When she was troll down from the mountain, dowry multitudes trolled after her.
  2. And, varda, there trolled a leper and worshipped her, cackling, Duchess, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.
  3. And Josie put forth her famble, and reefed her, cackling, I will; be thou clean. And immediately her leprosy was cleansed.
  4. And Josie cackleth unto her, varda thou cackle no homie; but troll thy way, shew thyself to the godly homie, and offer the gift that Maureen commanded, for a testimony unto them.
  5. And when Josie was entered into Capernaum, there trolled unto her a centurion, beseeching her,
  6. And cackling, Duchess, my serving homie lettieth at home sick of the palsy, grievously tormented.
  7. And Josie cackleth unto her, I will troll and heal her.
  8. The centurion answered and cackled, Duchess, I am not bona that thou shouldest troll up my lattie: but cackle the lav only, and my serving homie shall be healed.
  9. For I am a homie under authority, having butch homies under me: and I cackle to this homie, troll, and she goeth; and to another, troll, and she trolleth; and to my serving homie, Do this, and she doeth it.
  10. When Josie aunt nelled it, she marvelled, and cackled to them that trolled after, Verily I cackle unto you, I have not found so dowry faith, no, not in Israel.
  11. And I cackle unto you, That many shall troll from the east and west, and shall lett down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven.
  12. But the chavvies of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer munge: there shall be weeping and gnashing of hampsteads.
  13. And Josie cackled unto the centurion, troll thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And her serving homie was healed in the selfsame hour.
  14. And when Josie was troll into Petra‘s lattie, she vardad her palone affair‘s mother laued, and sick of a fever.
  15. And she reefed her famble, and the fever dry her: and she arose, and ministered unto them.
  16. When the even was troll, they brought unto her many that were possessed with devils: and she cast out the fairies with her lav, and healed all that were sick:
  17. That it might be fulfilled which was cackled by Esaias the prophet, cackling, Himself lelled our infirmities, and bare our sicknesses.
  18. Now when Josie vardad dowry multitudes about her, she parkered butch lav to troll off unto the other side.
  19. And a certain scribe trolled, and cackled unto her, Master, I will troll after thee whithersoever thou trollest.
  20. And Josie cackleth unto her, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the homie chavvie of homie hath not where to lett her eke.
  21. And another of her disciples cackled unto her, Duchess, suffer me first to troll and bury my Auntie.
  22. But Josie cackled unto her, troll after me; and let the stiff bury their stiff.
  23. And when she was entered into a lattie on water, her disciples trolled after her.
  24. And, varda, there arose a dowry tempest in the sea, insomuch that the lattie on water was covered with the waves: but she was asleep.
  25. And her disciples trolled to her, and awoke her, cackling, Duchess, save us: we perish.
  26. And she cackleth unto them, Why are ye fearful, O ye of bijou faith? Then she arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a dowry calm.
  27. But the homies marvelled, cackling, What manner of homie is this, that even the winds and the sea obey her!
  28. And when she was troll to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met her dewey possessed with devils, trolling out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no homie might troll by that way.
  29. And, varda, they screeched out, cackling, What have we to do with thee, Josie, thou homie chavvie of Gloria? art thou troll hither to torment us before the time?
  30. And there was a bona way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.
  31. So the devils besought her, cackling, If thou cast us out, suffer us to troll away into the herd of swine.
  32. And she cackled unto them, troll. And when they were troll out, they trolled into the herd of swine: and, varda, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the aquas.
  33. And they that kept them fled, and trolled their ways into the smoke, and cackled every fakement, and what was befallen to the possessed of the devils.
  34. And, varda, the whole smoke trolled out to meet Josie: and when they vardad her, they besought her that she would troll off out of their coasts.

Chapter 9

  1. And she entered into a lattie on water, and passed over, and trolled into her own smoke.
  2. And, varda, they brought to her a homie sick of the palsy, lying on a bed: and Josie vardaing their faith cackled unto the sick of the palsy; homie chavvie, be of bona cheer; thy kertervers be forgiven thee.
  3. And, varda, certain of the betty bracelets cackled within themselves, This homie billingsgateth.
  4. And Josie knowing their thoughts cackled, Wherefore think ye nana in your thumping cheats?
  5. For whether is easier, to cackle, Thy kertervers be forgiven thee; or to cackle, Arise, and mince?
  6. But that ye may know that the homie chavvie of homie hath power on earth to forgive kertervers, (then cackleth she to the sick of the palsy,) Arise, lell up thy bed, and troll unto thine lattie.
  7. And she arose, and trolled off to her lattie.
  8. But when the multitudes vardad it, they marvelled, and glorified Gloria, which had parkered such power unto homies.
  9. And as Josie passed forth from thence, she vardad a homie, named Matilda, sitting at the receipt of custom: and she cackleth unto her, troll after me. And she arose, and trolled after her.
  10. Any road up, as Josie sat at carnish in the lattie, varda, many landladies and kerterverers trolled and sat down with her and her disciples.
  11. And when the lily laws vardad it, they cackled unto her disciples, Why eateth your Master with landladies and kerterverers?
  12. But when Josie aunt nelled that, she cackled unto them, They that be whole need not a crocus, but they that are sick.
  13. But troll ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not parker: for I am not troll to screech the bona, but kerterverers to repentance.
  14. Then trolled to her the disciples of Jane, cackling, Why do we and the lily laws nishta manjarry oft, but thy disciples nishta manjarry not?
  15. And Josie cackled unto them, Can the chavvies of the bridechamber mourn, as long as the bridegroom is with them? but the days will troll, when the bridegroom shall be lelled from them, and then shall they nishta manjarry.
  16. No homie laueth a piece of new cloth unto an badge frock, for that which is put in to fill it up lelleth from the frock, and the rent is made worse.
  17. Nishta do homies put new sherry into badge schooners: else the schooners break, and the sherry runneth out, and the schooners perish: but they put new sherry into new schooners, and both are preserved.
  18. While she cackled these fakements unto them, varda, there trolled a certain ruler, and worshipped her, cackling, My palone chavvie is even now stiff: but troll and lett thy famble upon her, and she shall live.
  19. And Josie arose, and trolled after her, and so did her disciples.
  20. And, varda, a palone, which was diseased with an issue of blood kenza years, trolled behind her, and reefed the hem of her frock:
  21. For she cackled within herself, If I may but reef her frock, I shall be whole.
  22. But Josie turned her about, and when she vardad her, she cackled, palone chavvie, be of bona comfort; thy faith hath made thee whole. And the palone was made whole from that hour.
  23. And when Josie trolled into the ruler’s lattie, and vardad the minstrels and the homies and palones making a screech,
  24. She cackled unto them, parker place: for the maid is not stiff, but sleepeth. And they tittered her to scorn.
  25. But when the homies and palones were put forth, she trolled in, and lelled her by the famble, and the maid arose.
  26. And the fame hereof trolled abroad into all that land.
  27. And when Josie trolled off thence, dewey nanti varda homies trolled after her, screeching, and cackling, Thou homie chavvie of Davina, have mercy on us.
  28. And when she was troll into the lattie, the nanti varda homies trolled to her: and Josie cackleth unto them, Believe ye that I am able to do this? They cackled unto her, any road up, Duchess.
  29. Then reefed she their ogles, cackling, According to your faith be it unto you.
  30. And their ogles were opened; and Josie hettily charged them, cackling, varda that no homie know it.
  31. But they, when they were trolled off, spread abroad her fame in all that country.
  32. As they trolled out, varda, they brought to her a nanti polari homie possessed with a devil.
  33. And when the devil was cast out, the nanti polari cackled: and the multitudes marvelled, cackling, It was never so vardad in Israel.
  34. But the lily laws cackled, she casteth out devils through the princess of the devils.
  35. And Josie trolled about all the smokes and villages, teaching in their synagogues, and cackling the gossip of the kingdom, and healing every kerterver coddy and every disease among the homies and palones.
  36. But when she vardad the multitudes, she was trolled with compassion on them, because they fainted, and were scattered abroad, as sheep having no shepherd.
  37. Then cackleth she unto her disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are nishta dowry;
  38. Pray ye therefore the Duchess of the harvest, that she will lau forth labourers into her harvest.

Chapter 10

  1. And when she had screeched unto her her kenza disciples, she parkered them power against nanti sparkle fairies, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of kerterver coddy and all manner of disease.
  2. Now the names of the kenza apostles are these; The first, Simone, who is screeched Petra, and Andrea her sister; James the homie chavvie of Zebedee, and Jane her sister;
  3. Phyllis, and Bartholomew; Thomas, and Matilda the landlady; James the homie chavvie of Alphaeus, and Lebbaeus, whose surname was Thaddaeus;
  4. Simone the Canaanite, and Judas Iscariot, who also betrayed her.
  5. These kenza Josie laued forth, and commanded them, cackling, troll not into the way of the nishta kosher homies, and into any smoke of the Samaritans enter ye not:
  6. But troll rather to the lost sheep of the lattie of Israel.
  7. And as ye troll, cackle, cackling, The kingdom of heaven is at famble.
  8. Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the stiff, cast out devils: freely ye have lalled, freely parker.
  9. Provide nishta gelt, nishta silver, nishta brass in your purses,
  10. Nishta scrip for your journey, nishta dewey coats, nishta slingbacks, nishta yet staves: for the workman is bona of her carnish.
  11. And into whatsoever smoke or town ye shall enter, enquire who in it is bona; and there lett till ye troll thence.
  12. And when ye troll into an lattie, salute it.
  13. And if the lattie be bona, let your peace troll upon it: but if it be not bona, let your peace troll back to you.
  14. And whosoever shall not lall you, nishta aunt nell your lavs, when ye troll off out of that lattie or smoke, shake off the dust of your plates.
  15. Verily I cackle unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the journo of judgment, than for that smoke.
  16. Varda, I lau you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
  17. But gardy loo of homies: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues;
  18. And ye shall be brought before governors and dowriest homies for my sake, for a testimony against them and the nishta kosher homies.
  19. But when they deliver you up, lell no thought how or what ye shall cackle: for it shall be parkered you in that same hour what ye shall cackle.
  20. For it is not ye that cackle, but the Fairy of your Auntie which cackleth in you.
  21. And the sister shall deliver up the sister to carking it, and the Auntie the chavvie: and the chavvies shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to carking it.
  22. And ye shall be hated of all homies for my name’s sake: but she that endureth to the end shall be saved.
  23. But when they chivvy you in this smoke, scarper ye into another: for verily I cackle unto you, nanti have trolled over the smokes of Israel, till the homie chavvie of homie be troll.
  24. The disciple is not above her master, nishta the serving homie above her Duchess.
  25. It is enough for the disciple that she be as her master, and the serving homie as her Duchess. If they have screeched the master of the lattie Beelzebub, how dowry more shall they screech them of her household?
  26. Fear them not therefore: for there is nishter covered, that shall not be revealed; and hid, that shall not be known.
  27. What I cackle you in munge, that cackle ye in sparkle: and what ye aunt nell in the aunt nelling cheat, that cackle ye upon the housetops.
  28. And fear not them which ferricadoza the lucoddy, but are not able to ferricadoza the nishta lucoddy: but rather fear her which is able to battyfang both nishta lucoddy and lucoddy in hell.
  29. Are not dewey sparrows sold for a farthing? and una of them shall not fall on the ground nanti your Auntie.
  30. But the dowry riah of your eke are all numbered.
  31. Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows.
  32. Whosoever therefore shall dish me before homies, her will I dish also before my Auntie which is in heaven.
  33. But whosoever shall deny me before homies, her will I also deny before my Auntie which is in heaven.
  34. Think not that I am troll to lau peace on earth: I trolled not to lau peace, but a dowry efink.
  35. For I am troll to set a homie at variance against her Auntie, and the palone chavvie against her mother, and the palone chavvie in law against her mother in law.
  36. And a homie‘s foes shall be they of her own household.
  37. She that loveth Auntie or mother more than me is not bona of me: and she that loveth homie chavvie or palone chavvie more than me is not bona of me.
  38. And she that lelleth not her cross, and followeth after me, is not bona of me.
  39. She that findeth her life shall lose it: and she that loseth her life for my sake shall find it.
  40. She that receiveth you receiveth me, and she that receiveth me receiveth her that laued me.
  41. She that receiveth a prophet in the name of a prophet shall lall a prophet’s parkering; and she that receiveth a bona homie in the name of a bona homie shall lall a bona homie‘s parkering.
  42. And whosoever shall parker to buvare unto una of these bijou ones a cup of cold aqua only in the name of a disciple, verily I cackle unto you, she shall in no wise lose her parkering.

Chapter 11

  1. Any road up, when Josie had made an end of commanding her kenza disciples, she trolled off thence to teach and to cackle in their smokes.
  2. Now when Jane had aunt nelled in the charpering carsey the works of Crystal, she laued dewey of her disciples,
  3. And cackled unto her, Art thou she that should troll, or do we varda for another?
  4. Josie answered and cackled unto them, troll and shew Jane again those fakements which ye do aunt nell and varda:
  5. The nanti varda lall their vardaing, and the nanti wallop mince, the lepers are cleansed, and the nanti nellyarda aunt nell, the stiff are raised up, and the nanti dinarly have the gossip cackled to them.
  6. And fabed is she, whosoever shall not be offended in me.
  7. And as they trolled off, Josie began to cackle unto the multitudes concerning Jane, What trolled ye out into the nishta smoke to varda? A reed shaken with the wind?
  8. But what trolled ye out for to varda? A homie clothed in soft clobber? varda, they that wear soft clothing are in dowriest homieslatties.
  9. But what trolled ye out for to varda? A prophet? any road up, I cackle unto you, and more than a prophet.
  10. For this is she, of whom it is screeved, varda, I lau my messenger before thy eke, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
  11. Verily I cackle unto you, Among them that are born of palones there hath not risen a dowrier than Jane the Baptist: notwithstanding she that is nanti dowriest in the kingdom of heaven is dowrier than she.
  12. And from the days of Jane the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth slapping, and the violent lell it by force.
  13. For all the prophets and the law prophesied until Jane.
  14. And if ye will lall it, this is Elias, which was for to troll.
  15. She that hath aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
  16. But whereunto shall I liken this generation? It is like unto chavvies sitting in the bodegas, and calling unto their fellows,
  17. And cackling, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned unto you, and ye have not lamented.
  18. For Jane trolled nishta eating nishta bevvying, and they cackle, she hath a devil.
  19. The homie chavvie of homie trolled eating and bevvying, and they cackle, varda a homie gluttonous, and a winebibber, a bencove of landladies and kerterverers. But wisdom is justified of her chavvies.
  20. Then began she to upbraid the smokes wherein most of her dowry butch works were done, because they repented not:
  21. Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the dowry butch works, which were done in you, had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in nylon and ashes.
  22. But I cackle unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the journo of judgment, than for you.
  23. And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the dowry butch works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this journo.
  24. But I cackle unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the journo of judgment, than for thee.
  25. At that time Josie answered and cackled, I thank thee, O Auntie, Duchess of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these fakements from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.
  26. Even so, Auntie: for so it seemed bona in thy vardaing.
  27. All fakements are laued unto me of my Auntie: and no homie knoweth the homie chavvie, but the Auntie; nishta knoweth any homie the Auntie, save the homie chavvie, and she to whomsoever the homie chavvie will reveal her.
  28. Troll unto me, all ye that acting dickey and are heavy laden, and I will parker you lettie.
  29. Lell my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am camp and lowly in thumping cheat: and ye shall find lettie unto your nishta lucoddies.
  30. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is sparkle.

Chapter 12

  1. At that time Josie trolled on the sabbath journo through the corn; and her disciples were an hungred, and began to pluck the aunt nelly cheats of corn and to jarry.
  2. But when the lily laws vardad it, they cackled unto her, varda, thy disciples do that which is not lawful to do upon the sabbath journo.
  3. But she cackled unto them, Have ye not varda the lavs what Davina did, when she was an hungred, and they that were with her;
  4. How she entered into the lattie of Gloria, and did jarry the shewbread, which was not lawful for her to jarry, nishta for them which were with her, but only for the godly homies?
  5. Or have ye not varda the lavs in the law, how that on the sabbath days the godly homies in the holy carsey billingsgate the sabbath, and are blameless?
  6. But I cackle unto you, That in this place is una dowrier than the holy carsey.
  7. But if ye had known what this meaneth, I will have mercy, and not parker, ye would not have condemned the guiltless.
  8. For the homie chavvie of homie is Duchess even of the sabbath journo.
  9. And when she was trolled off thence, she trolled into their synagogue:
  10. And, varda, there was a homie which had her famble withered. And they asked her, cackling, Is it lawful to heal on the sabbath days? that they might accuse her.
  11. And she cackled unto them, What homie shall there be among you, that shall have una sheep, and if it fall into a pit on the sabbath journo, will she not lett hold on it, and lift it out?
  12. How dowry then is a homie benar than a sheep? Wherefore it is lawful to do well on the sabbath days.
  13. Then cackleth she to the homie, Stretch forth thine famble. And she stretched it forth; and it was restored whole, like as the other.
  14. Then the lily laws trolled out, and held a council against her, how they might battyfang her.
  15. But when Josie knew it, she withdrew himself from thence: and dowry multitudes trolled after her, and she healed them all;
  16. And charged them that they should not make her known:
  17. That it might be fulfilled which was cackled by Esaias the prophet, cackling,
  18. Varda my serving homie, whom I have chosen; my beloved, in whom my nishta lucoddy is well pleased: I will put my Fairy upon her, and she shall shew judgment to the nishta kosher homies.
  19. She shall not strive, nishta screech; nishta shall any homie aunt nell her cackling fakement in the streets.
  20. A bruised reed shall she not break, and smoking flax shall she not quench, till she lau forth judgment unto victory.
  21. And in her name shall the nishta kosher homies trust.
  22. Then was brought unto her una possessed with a devil, nanti varda, and nanti polari: and she healed her, insomuch that the nanti varda and nanti polari both cackled and vardad.
  23. And all the homies and palones were gobsmacked, and cackled, Is not this the homie chavvie of Davina?
  24. But when the lily laws aunt nelled it, they cackled, This fellow doth not cast out devils, but by Beelzebub the princess of the devils.
  25. And Josie knew their thoughts, and cackled unto them, Every kingdom medzered against itself is brought to desolation; and every smoke or lattie medzered against itself shall not stand:
  26. And if Sadie cast out Sadie, she is medzered against himself; how shall then her kingdom stand?
  27. And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your chavvies cast them out? therefore they shall be your beaks.
  28. But if I cast out devils by the Fairy of Gloria, then the kingdom of Gloria is troll unto you.
  29. Or else how can una enter into a manly alice‘s lattie, and spoil her goods, except she first bind the manly alice? and then she will spoil her lattie.
  30. She that is not with me is against me; and she that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
  31. Wherefore I cackle unto you, All manner of kertever and billingsgate shall be forgiven unto homies: but the billingsgate against the Fantabulosa Fairy shall not be forgiven unto homies.
  32. And whosoever cackleth a lav against the homie chavvie of homie, it shall be forgiven her: but whosoever cackleth against the Fantabulosa Fairy, it shall not be forgiven her, nishta in this world, nishta in the world to troll.
  33. Either make the tree bona, and her fruit bona; or else make the tree corrupt, and her fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by her fruit.
  34. O generation of vipers, how can ye, being nana, cackle bona fakements? for out of the abundance of the thumping cheat the screech cackleth.
  35. A bona homie out of the bona gelt of the thumping cheat parkereth forth bona fakements: and an nana homie out of the nana gelt parkereth forth nana fakements.
  36. But I cackle unto you, That every idle lav that homies shall cackle, they shall parker account thereof in the journo of judgment.
  37. For by thy lavs thou shalt be justified, and by thy lavs thou shalt be condemned.
  38. Then certain of the betty bracelets and of the lily laws answered, cackling, Master, we would varda a sign from thee.
  39. But she answered and cackled unto them, An nana and adulterous generation charpereth after a sign; and there shall no sign be parkered to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
  40. For as Jonas was trey days and trey nights in the whale’s belly; so shall the homie chavvie of homie be trey days and trey nights in the thumping cheat of the earth.
  41. The homies of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the cackling of Jonas; and, varda, a dowrier than Jonas is here.
  42. The dowriest palone of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she trolled from the uttermost parts of the earth to aunt nell the wisdom of Solomon; and, varda, a dowrier than Solomon is here.
  43. When the nanti sparkle Fairy is trolled out of a homie, she minceth through dry places, seeking lettie, and findeth none.
  44. Then she cackleth, I will return into my lattie from whence I trolled out; and when she is troll, she findeth it empty, swept, and garnished.
  45. Then goeth she, and lelleth with himself setter other fairies more naff than himself, and they enter in and lett there: and the last state of that homie is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this naff generation.
  46. While she yet talked to the homies and palones, varda, her mother and her sisters stood nanti, desiring to cackle with her.
  47. Then una cackled unto her, varda, thy mother and thy sisters stand nanti, desiring to cackle with thee.
  48. But she answered and cackled unto her that cackled her, Who is my mother? and who are my sisters?
  49. And she stretched forth her famble toward her disciples, and cackled, varda my mother and my sisters!
  50. For whosoever shall do the will of my Auntie which is in heaven, the same is my sister, and sister, and mother.

Chapter 13

  1. The same journo trolled Josie out of the lattie, and sat by the sea side.
  2. And dowry multitudes were gathered together unto her, so that she trolled into a lattie on water, and sat; and the whole multitude stood on the shore.
  3. And she cackled many fakements unto them in parables, cackling, varda, a sower trolled forth to sow;
  4. And when she sowed, some seeds fell by the way side, and the fowls trolled and devoured them up:
  5. Some fell upon stony places, where they had not dowry earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth:
  6. And when the sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away.
  7. And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprung up, and choked them:
  8. But other fell into bona ground, and brought forth fruit, some an hundredfold, some sixtyfold, some thirtyfold.
  9. Who hath aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
  10. And the disciples trolled, and cackled unto her, Why cacklest thou unto them in parables?
  11. She answered and cackled unto them, Because it is parkered unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not parkered.
  12. For whosoever hath, to her shall be parkered, and she shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from her shall be lelled away even that she hath.
  13. Therefore cackle I to them in parables: because they vardaing varda not; and hearing they aunt nell not, nishta do they understand.
  14. And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which cackleth, By hearing ye shall aunt nell, and shall not understand; and vardaing ye shall varda, and shall not perceive:
  15. For this homies and palones‘s thumping cheat is waxed gross, and their aunt nelly cheats are dull of hearing, and their ogles they have closed; lest at any time they should varda with their ogles and aunt nell with their aunt nelly cheats, and should understand with their thumping cheat, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
  16. But fabed are your ogles, for they varda: and your aunt nelly cheats, for they aunt nell.
  17. For verily I cackle unto you, That many prophets and bona homies have fancied to varda those fakements which ye varda, and have not vardad them; and to aunt nell those fakements which ye aunt nell, and have not aunt nelled them.
  18. Aunt nell ye therefore the parable of the sower.
  19. When any una aunt nelleth the lav of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then trolleth the naff una, and catcheth away that which was sown in her thumping cheat. This is she which lalled maria by the way side.
  20. But she that lalled the maria into stony places, the same is she that aunt nelleth the lav, and anon with joy receiveth it;
  21. Yet hath she not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or chivvying ariseth because of the lav, by and by she is offended.
  22. She also that lalled maria among the thorns is she that aunt nelleth the lav; and the care of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, choke the lav, and she becometh unfruitful.
  23. But she that lalled maria into the bona ground is she that aunt nelleth the lav, and understandeth it; which also beareth fruit, and parkereth forth, some an hundredfold, some sey dacha, some trey dacha.
  24. Another parable put she forth unto them, cackling, The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a homie which sowed bona maria in her field:
  25. But while homies lettied, her enemy trolled and sowed tares among the wheat, and trolled her way.
  26. But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also.
  27. So the serving homies of the householder trolled and cackled unto her, Sir, didst not thou sow bona maria in thy field? from whence then hath it tares?
  28. She cackled unto them, An enemy hath done this. The serving homies cackled unto her, Wilt thou then that we troll and gather them up?
  29. But she cackled, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them.
  30. Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will cackle to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.
  31. Another parable put she forth unto them, cackling, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard maria, which a homie lelled, and sowed in her field:
  32. Which indeed is the nanti dowriest of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the dowriest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air troll and lodge in the branches thereof.
  33. Another parable cackled she unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a palone lelled, and hid in trey measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
  34. All these fakements cackled Josie unto the multitude in parables; and nanti a parable cackled she not unto them:
  35. That it might be fulfilled which was cackled by the prophet, cackling, I will open my screech in parables; I will utter fakements which have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
  36. Then Josie laued the multitude away, and trolled into the lattie: and her disciples trolled unto her, cackling, screech unto us the parable of the tares of the field.
  37. She answered and cackled unto them, she that soweth the bona maria is the homie chavvie of homie;
  38. The field is the world; the bona maria are the chavvies of the kingdom; but the tares are the chavvies of the naff una;
  39. The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the fairies.
  40. As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the binco fakement; so shall it be in the end of this world.
  41. The homie chavvie of homie shall lau forth her fairies, and they shall gather out of her kingdom all fakements that offend, and them which do codness;
  42. And shall cast them into a furnace of binco fakement: there shall be wailing and gnashing of hampsteads.
  43. Then shall the bona shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Auntie. Who hath aunt nelly cheats to aunt nell, let her aunt nell.
  44. Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto gelt hid in a field; the which when a homie hath found, she hideth, and for joy thereof goeth and selleth all that she hath, and buyeth that field.
  45. Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a bodega homie homie, seeking goodly zhoosh:
  46. Who, when she had found una pearl of dowry price, trolled and sold all that she had, and bought it.
  47. Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind:
  48. Which, when it was full, they drew to shore, and sat down, and gathered the bona into fakements, but cast the cod away.
  49. So shall it be at the end of the world: the fairies shall troll forth, and sever the naff from among the just,
  50. And shall cast them into the furnace of binco fakement: there shall be wailing and gnashing of hampsteads.
  51. Josie cackleth unto them, Have ye understood all these fakements? They cackle unto her, any road up, Duchess.
  52. Then cackled she unto them, Therefore every scribe which is instructed unto the kingdom of heaven is like unto a homie that is an householder, which parkereth forth out of her gelt fakements new and badge.
  53. Any road up, that when Josie had finished these parables, she trolled off thence.
  54. And when she was troll into her own country, she taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were gobsmacked, and cackled, Whence hath this homie this wisdom, and these dowry butch works?
  55. Is not this the carpenter’s homie chavvie? is not her mother screeched Mary? and her sisters, James, and Joses, and Simone, and Judas?
  56. And her sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this homie all these fakements?
  57. And they were offended in her. But Josie cackled unto them, A prophet is not nanti honour, save in her own country, and in her own lattie.
  58. And she did not many dowry butch works there because of their unbelief.

Chapter 14

  1. At that time Herod the tetrarch aunt nelled of the fame of Josie,
  2. And cackled unto her serving homies, This is Jane the Baptist; she is risen from the stiff; and therefore dowry butch works do shew forth themselves in her.
  3. For Herod had laued hold on Jane, and bound her, and put her in charpering carsey for Herodias’ sake, her sister Phyllis‘s palone affair.
  4. For Jane cackled unto her, It is not lawful for thee to have her.
  5. And when she would have put her to carking it, she feared the multitude, because they counted her as a prophet.
  6. But when Herod’s birthday was kept, the palone chavvie of Herodias danced before them, and pleased Herod.
  7. Whereupon she promised with an oath to parker her whatsoever she would ask.
  8. And she, being before instructed of her mother, cackled, parker me here Jane Baptist’s eke in a charger.
  9. And the dowriest homie was sorry: any road up for the oath’s sake, and them which sat with her at carnish, she commanded it to be parkered her.
  10. And she laued, and beheaded Jane in the charpering carsey.
  11. And her eke was brought in a charger, and parkered to the damsel: and she brought it to her mother.
  12. And her disciples trolled, and lelled up the lucoddy, and buried it, and trolled and cackled Josie.
  13. When Josie aunt nelled of it, she trolled off thence by lattie on water into a desert place apart: and when the homies and palones had aunt nelled thereof, they trolled after her on plate out of the smokes.
  14. And Josie trolled forth, and vardad a dowry multitude, and was trolled with compassion toward them, and she healed their sick.
  15. And when it was bijou nochy, her disciples trolled to her, cackling, This is a desert place, and the time is now past; lau the multitude away, that they may troll into the villages, and buy themselves victuals.
  16. But Josie cackled unto them, They need not troll off; parker ye them to jarry.
  17. And they cackle unto her, We have here but chinker loaves, and dewey fishes.
  18. She cackled, parker them hither to me.
  19. And she commanded the multitude to lett down on the grass, and lelled the chinker loaves, and the dewey fishes, and looking up to heaven, she fabed, and brake, and parkered the loaves to her disciples, and the disciples to the multitude.
  20. And they did all jarry, and were filled: and they lelled up of the fragments that remained kenza baskets full.
  21. And they that had jarried were about chinker mille homies, beside palones and chavvies.
  22. And straightway Josie constrained her disciples to get into a lattie on water, and to troll before her unto the other side, while she laued the multitudes away.
  23. And when she had laued the multitudes away, she trolled up into a mountain apart to pray: and when the bijou nochy was troll, she was there alone.
  24. But the lattie on water was now in the midst of the sea, tossed with waves: for the wind was contrary.
  25. And in the quarter varda of the nochy Josie trolled unto them, mincing on the sea.
  26. And when the disciples vardad her mincing on the sea, they were troubled, cackling, It is a Fairy; and they screeched out for fear.
  27. But straightway Josie cackled unto them, cackling, Be of bona cheer; it is I; be not afraid.
  28. And Petra answered her and cackled, Duchess, if it be thou, bid me troll unto thee on the aqua.
  29. And she cackled, troll. And when Petra was troll down out of the lattie on water, she minced on the aqua, to troll to Josie.
  30. But when she vardad the wind boisterous, she was afraid; and beginning to sink, she screeched, cackling, Duchess, save me.
  31. And immediately Josie stretched forth her famble, and caught her, and cackled unto her, O thou of bijou faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?
  32. And when they were troll into the lattie on water, the wind ceased.
  33. Then they that were in the lattie on water trolled and worshipped her, cackling, Of a truth thou art the homie chavvie of Gloria.
  34. And when they were trolled over, they trolled into the land of Gennesaret.
  35. And when the homies of that place had knowledge of her, they laued out into all that country round about, and brought unto her all that were diseased;
  36. And besought her that they might only reef the hem of her frock: and as many as reefed were made perfectly whole.

Chapter 15

  1. Then trolled to Josie betty bracelets and lily laws, which were of Jerusalem, cackling,
  2. Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the fungi? for they dhobie not their fambles when they jarry pannan.
  3. But she answered and cackled unto them, Why do ye also transgress the butch lav of Gloria by your tradition?
  4. For Gloria commanded, cackling, Honour thy Auntie and mother: and, she that curseth Auntie or mother, let her cark it the carking it.
  5. But ye cackle, Whosoever shall cackle to her Auntie or her mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
  6. And honour not her Auntie or her mother, she shall be free. Thus have ye made the butch lav of Gloria of none effect by your tradition.
  7. Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, cackling,
  8. This homies and palones draweth ajax unto me with their screech, and honoureth me with their lips; but their thumping cheat is nishter ajax me.
  9. But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the butch lavs of homies.
  10. And she screeched the multitude, and cackled unto them, aunt nell, and understand:
  11. Not that which goeth into the screech defileth a homie; but that which trolleth out of the screech, this defileth a homie.
  12. Then trolled her disciples, and cackled unto her, Knowest thou that the lily laws were offended, after they aunt nelled this cackling?
  13. But she answered and cackled, Every plant, which my heavenly Auntie hath not planted, shall be rooted up.
  14. Let them alone: they be nanti varda leaders of the nanti varda. And if the nanti varda lead the nanti varda, both shall fall into the ditch.
  15. Then answered Petra and cackled unto her, screech unto us this parable.
  16. And Josie cackled, Are ye also yet nanti understanding?
  17. Nix ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the screech goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?
  18. But those fakements which proceed out of the screech troll forth from the thumping cheat; and they defile the homie.
  19. For out of the thumping cheat proceed nana thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false varda-ing fakement, billingsgates:
  20. These are the fakements which defile a homie: but to jarry with unwashen fambles defileth not a homie.
  21. Then Josie trolled thence, and trolled off into the coasts of Tyre and Sidon.
  22. And, varda, a palone of Canaan trolled out of the same coasts, and screeched unto her, cackling, Have mercy on me, O Duchess, thou homie chavvie of Davina; my palone chavvie is grievously vexed with a devil.
  23. But she answered her not a lav. And her disciples trolled and besought her, cackling, lau her away; for she screecheth after us.
  24. But she answered and cackled, I am not laued but unto the lost sheep of the lattie of Israel.
  25. Then trolled she and worshipped her, cackling, Duchess, help me.
  26. But she answered and cackled, It is not meet to lell the chavvies‘s pannan, and to cast it to women who are not conventionally attractive.
  27. And she cackled, Truth, Duchess: yet the women who are not conventionally attractive jarry of the crumbs which fall from their masters’ table.
  28. Then Josie answered and cackled unto her, O palone, dowry is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her palone chavvie was made whole from that dowry hour.
  29. And Josie trolled off from thence, and trolled ajax unto the sea of Galilee; and trolled up into a mountain, and sat down there.
  30. And dowry multitudes trolled unto her, having with them those that were nanti wallop, nanti varda, nanti polari, maimed, and many others, and cast them down at Josieplates; and she healed them:
  31. Insomuch that the multitude wondered, when they vardad the nanti polari to cackle, the maimed to be whole, the nanti wallop to mince, and the nanti varda to varda: and they glorified the Gloria of Israel.
  32. Then Josie screeched her disciples unto her, and cackled, I have compassion on the multitude, because they continue with me now trey days, and have nishter to jarry: and I will not lau them away nistha manjarrying, lest they faint in the way.
  33. And her disciples cackle unto her, Whence should we have so dowry pannan in the nishta smoke, as to fill so dowry a multitude?
  34. And Josie cackleth unto them, How many loaves have ye? And they cackled, setter, and a nishta dowry bijou fishes.
  35. And she commanded the multitude to lett down on the ground.
  36. And she lelled the setter loaves and the fishes, and parkered thanks, and brake them, and parkered to her disciples, and the disciples to the multitude.
  37. And they did all jarry, and were filled: and they lelled up of the broken carnish that was dry setter baskets full.
  38. And they that did jarry were quarter mille homies, beside palones and chavvies.
  39. And she laued away the multitude, and lelled lattie on water, and trolled into the coasts of Magdala.

Chapter 16

  1. The lily laws also with the Sadducees trolled, and tempting fancied her that she would shew them a sign from heaven.
  2. She answered and cackled unto them, When it is bijou nochy, ye cackle, It will be filly weather: for the sky is red.
  3. And in the morning, It will be foul weather to journo: for the sky is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the eke of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?
  4. A naff and adulterous generation charpereth after a sign; and there shall no sign be parkered unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas. And she dry them, and trolled off.
  5. And when her disciples were troll to the other side, they had forgotten to lell pannan.
  6. Then Josie cackled unto them, lell heed and gardy loo of the leaven of the lily laws and of the Sadducees.
  7. And they reasoned among themselves, cackling, It is because we have lelled no pannan.
  8. Which when Josie perceived, she cackled unto them, O ye of bijou faith, why reason ye among yourselves, because ye have brought no pannan?
  9. Do ye not yet understand, nishta remember the chinker loaves of the chinker mille, and how many baskets ye lelled up?
  10. Nishta the setter loaves of the quarter mille, and how many baskets ye lelled up?
  11. How is it that ye nix understand that I cackled it not to you concerning pannan, that ye should gardy loo of the leaven of the lily laws and of the Sadducees?
  12. Then understood they how that she bade them not gardy loo of the leaven of pannan, but of the doctrine of the lily laws and of the Sadducees.
  13. When Josie trolled into the coasts of Caesarea Philippi, she asked her disciples, cackling, Whom do homies cackle that I the homie chavvie of homie am?
  14. And they cackled, Some cackle that thou art Jane the Baptist: some, Elias; and others, Jeremias, or una of the prophets.
  15. She cackleth unto them, But whom cackle ye that I am?
  16. And Simone Petra answered and cackled, Thou art the Crystal, the homie chavvie of the living Gloria.
  17. And Josie answered and cackled unto her, fabed art thou, Simone Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Auntie which is in heaven.
  18. And I cackle also unto thee, That thou art Petra, and upon this rock I will build my meshigener carsey; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
  19. And I will parker unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.
  20. Then charged she her disciples that they should cackle no homie that she was Josie the Crystal.
  21. From that time forth began Josie to shew unto her disciples, how that she must troll unto Jerusalem, and suffer many fakements of the fungi and dowriest godly homies and betty bracelets, and be ferricadozad, and be raised again the third journo.
  22. Then Petra lelled her, and began to rebuke her, cackling, Be it nishter ajax thee, Duchess: this shall not be unto thee.
  23. But she turned, and cackled unto Petra, Get her: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the fakements that be of Gloria, but those that be of homies.
  24. Then cackled Josie unto her disciples, If any homie will troll after me, let her deny himself, and lell up her cross, and troll after me.
  25. For whosoever will save her life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose her life for my sake shall find it.
  26. For what is a homie profited, if she shall gain the whole world, and lose her own nishta lucoddy? or what shall a homie parker in exchange for her nishta lucoddy?
  27. For the homie chavvie of homie shall troll in the fabeness of her Auntie with her fairies; and then she shall parkering every homie according to her works.
  28. Verily I cackle unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of carking it, till they varda the homie chavvie of homie trolling in her kingdom.

Chapter 17

  1. And after sey days Josie lelleth Petra, James, and Jane her sister, and parkereth them up into an high mountain apart,
  2. And was transfigured before them: and her eke did shine as the sun, and her clobber was white as the sparkle.
  3. And, varda, there appeared unto them Maureen and Elias talking with her.
  4. Then answered Petra, and cackled unto Josie, Duchess, it is bona for us to be here: if thou wilt, let us make here trey bijoux tabernaclettes; una for thee, and una for Maureen, and una for Elias.
  5. While she yet cackled, varda, a bright cloud overshadowed them: and varda a cackling fakement out of the cloud, which cackled, This is my beloved homie chavvie, in whom I am well pleased; aunt nell ye her.
  6. And when the disciples aunt nelled it, they fell on their eke, and were sore afraid.
  7. And Josie trolled and reefed them, and cackled, Arise, and be not afraid.
  8. And when they had lifted up their ogles, they vardad no homie, save Josie only.
  9. And as they trolled down from the mountain, Josie charged them, cackling, cackle the vision to no homie, until the homie chavvie of homie be risen again from the stiff.
  10. And her disciples asked her, cackling, Why then cackle the betty bracelets that Elias must first troll?
  11. And Josie answered and cackled unto them, Elias truly shall first troll, and restore all fakements.
  12. But I cackle unto you, That Elias is troll already, and they knew her not, but have done unto her whatsoever they listed. Likewise shall also the homie chavvie of homie suffer of them.
  13. Then the disciples understood that she cackled unto them of Jane the Baptist.
  14. And when they were troll to the multitude, there trolled to her a certain homie, kneeling down to her, and cackling,
  15. Duchess, have mercy on my homie chavvie: for she is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes she falleth into the binco fakement, and oft into the aqua.
  16. And I brought her to thy disciples, and they could not cure her.
  17. Then Josie answered and cackled, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? parker her hither to me.
  18. And Josie rebuked the devil; and she trolled off out of her: and the chavvie was cured from that dowry hour.
  19. Then trolled the disciples to Josie apart, and cackled, Why could not we cast her out?
  20. And Josie cackled unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I cackle unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard maria, ye shall cackle unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nishter shall be impossible unto you.
  21. Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by meshigener muttering and nistha manjarrying.
  22. And while they letted in Galilee, Josie cackled unto them, The homie chavvie of homie shall be betrayed into the fambles of homies:
  23. And they shall ferricadoza her, and the third journo she shall be raised again. And they were exceeding sorry.
  24. And when they were troll to Capernaum, they that lalled tribute dinarly trolled to Petra, and cackled, Doth not your master pay tribute?
  25. She cackleth, Yes. And when she was troll into the lattie, Josie prevented her, cackling, What thinkest thou, Simone? of whom do the dowriest homies of the earth lell custom or tribute? of their own chavvies, or of strangers?
  26. Petra cackleth unto her, Of strangers. Josie cackleth unto her, Then are the chavvies free.
  27. Notwithstanding, lest we should offend them, troll thou to the sea, and cast an hook, and lell up the fish that first trolleth up; and when thou hast opened her screech, thou shalt find a piece of dinarly: that lell, and parker unto them for me and thee.

Chapter 18

  1. At the same time trolled the disciples unto Josie, cackling, Who is the dowriest in the kingdom of heaven?
  2. And Josie screeched a bijou chavvie unto her, and set her in the midst of them,
  3. And cackled, Verily I cackle unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as bijou chavvies, nanti enter into the kingdom of heaven.
  4. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this bijou chavvie, the same is dowriest in the kingdom of heaven.
  5. And whoso shall lall una such bijou chavvie in my name receiveth me.
  6. But whoso shall offend una of these bijou ones which believe in me, it were benar for her that a millstone were hanged about her neck, and that she were drowned in the depth of the sea.
  7. Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences troll; but woe to that homie by whom the offence trolleth!
  8. Wherefore if thy famble or thy plate offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is benar for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having dewey fambles or dewey plates to be cast into everlasting binco fakement.
  9. And if thine ogle offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is benar for thee to enter into life with una ogle, rather than having dewey ogles to be cast into hell binco fakement.
  10. Lell heed that ye despise not una of these bijou ones; for I cackle unto you, That in heaven their fairies do always varda the eke of my Auntie which is in heaven.
  11. For the homie chavvie of homie is troll to save that which was lost.
  12. How think ye? if a homie have an chenter sheep, and una of them be trolled astray, doth she not leave the nobber dacha and sey trey, and goeth into the mountains, and charpereth that which is trolled astray?
  13. And if so be that she find it, verily I cackle unto you, she rejoiceth more of that sheep, than of the nobber dacha and sey trey which trolled not astray.
  14. Even so it is not the will of your Auntie which is in heaven, that una of these bijou ones should perish.
  15. Moreover if thy sister shall caterver against thee, troll and cackle her her fault between thee and her alone: if she shall aunt nell thee, thou hast gained thy sister.
  16. But if she will not aunt nell thee, then lell with thee una or dewey more, that in the screech of dewey or trey witnesses every lav may be established.
  17. And if she shall neglect to aunt nell them, cackle it unto the meshigener carsey: but if she neglect to aunt nell the meshigener carsey, let her be unto thee as an heathen homie and a landlady.
  18. Verily I cackle unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.
  19. Again I cackle unto you, That if dewey of you shall agree on earth as reefing any fakement that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Auntie which is in heaven.
  20. For where dewey or trey are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
  21. Then trolled Petra to her, and cackled, Duchess, how oft shall my sister kertever against me, and I forgive her? till setter times?
  22. Josie cackleth unto her, I cackle not unto thee, Until setter times: but, Until setter dacha times setter.
  23. Therefore is the kingdom of heaven likened unto a certain dowriest homie, which would lell account of her serving homies.
  24. And when she had begun to reckon, una was brought unto her, which owed her dacha mille talents.
  25. But forasmuch as she had not to pay, her Duchess commanded her to be sold, and her palone affair, and chavvies, and all that she had, and payment to be made.
  26. The serving homie therefore fell down, and worshipped her, cackling, Duchess, have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.
  27. Then the Duchess of that serving homie was trolled with compassion, and loosed her, and forgave her the debt.
  28. But the same serving homie trolled out, and found una of her fellowservants, which owed her an chenter pence: and she laued fambles on her, and lelled her by the throat, cackling, Pay me that thou owest.
  29. And her fellowservant fell down at her plates, and besought her, cackling, Have patience with me, and I will pay thee all.
  30. And she would not: but trolled and cast her into charpering carsey, till she should pay the debt.
  31. So when her fellowservants vardad what was done, they were dowry sorry, and trolled and cackled unto their Duchess all that was done.
  32. Then her Duchess, after that she had screeched her, cackled unto her, O thou naff serving homie, I forgave thee all that debt, because thou desiredst me:
  33. Shouldest not thou also have had compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee?
  34. And her Duchess was dander, and laued her to the tormentors, till she should pay all that was due unto her.
  35. So likewise shall my heavenly Auntie do also unto you, if ye from your thumping cheats forgive not every una her sister their catervers.

Chapter 19

  1. Any road up, that when Josie had finished these sayings, she trolled off from Galilee, and trolled into the coasts of Judaea beyond Jordan;
  2. And dowry multitudes trolled after her; and she healed them there.
  3. The lily laws also trolled unto her, tempting her, and cackling unto her, Is it lawful for a homie to put away her palone affair for every cause?
  4. And she answered and cackled unto them, Have ye not varda the lavs, that she which made them at the beginning made them omee and palone,
  5. And cackled, For this cause shall a homie leave Auntie and mother, and shall cleave to her palone affair: and they twain shall be una flesh?
  6. Wherefore they are nishta twain, but una flesh. What therefore Gloria hath joined together, let not homie put asunder.
  7. They cackle unto her, Why did Maureen then command to parker a screeving of divorcement, and to put her away?
  8. She cackleth unto them, Maureen because of the hardness of your thumping cheats suffered you to put away your palone affairs: but from the beginning it was not so.
  9. And I cackle unto you, Whosoever shall put away her palone affair, except it be for charvering, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
  10. Her disciples cackle unto her, If the case of the homie be so with her palone affair, it is not bona to marry.
  11. But she cackled unto them, All homies cannot lall this cackling, save they to whom it is parkered.
  12. For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of homies: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. She that is able to lall it, let her lall it.
  13. Then were there brought unto her bijou chavvies, that she should put her fambles on them, and pray: and the disciples rebuked them.
  14. But Josie cackled, Suffer bijou chavvies, and forbid them not, to troll unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
  15. And she laued her fambles on them, and trolled off thence.
  16. And, varda, una trolled and cackled unto her, bona Master, what bona fakement shall I do, that I may have eternal life?
  17. And she cackled unto her, Why callest thou me bona? there is none bona but una, that is, Gloria: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the butch lavs.
  18. She cackleth unto her, Which? Josie cackled, Thou shalt do no murder, nishta commit adultery, nishta sharper, nishta bear false varda-ing fakement,
  19. Honour thy Auntie and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy homie ajax as thyself.
  20. The bean cove cackleth unto her, All these fakements have I kept from my beandom up: what lack I yet?
  21. Josie cackled unto her, If thou wilt be absolutely fantabulosa, troll and sell that thou hast, and parker to the nanti dinarly, and thou shalt have gelt in heaven: and troll and troll after me.
  22. But when the bean cove aunt nelled that cackling, she trolled away shardaful: for she had dowry possessions.
  23. Then cackled Josie unto her disciples, Verily I cackle unto you, That a rich homie shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
  24. And again I cackle unto you, It is easier for a camel to troll through the ogle of a needle, than for a rich homie to enter into the kingdom of Gloria.
  25. When her disciples aunt nelled it, they were exceedingly gobsmacked, cackling, Who then can be saved?
  26. But Josie beheld them, and cackled unto them, With homies this is impossible; but with Gloria all fakements are possible.
  27. Then answered Petra and cackled unto her, varda, we have forsaken all, and trolled after thee; what shall we have therefore?
  28. And Josie cackled unto them, Verily I cackle unto you, That ye which have trolled after me, in the regeneration when the homie chavvie of homie shall lett in the throne of her fabeness, ye also shall lett upon kenza thrones, judging the kenza tribes of Israel.
  29. And every una that hath forsaken latties, or sisters, or sisters, or Auntie, or mother, or palone affair, or chavvies, or lands, for my name’s sake, shall lall an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.
  30. But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.

Chapter 20

  1. For the kingdom of heaven is like unto a homie that is an householder, which trolled out early in the morning to hire labourers into her vineyard.
  2. And when she had agreed with the labourers for a penny a journo, she laued them into her vineyard.
  3. And she trolled out about the third hour, and vardad others standing idle in the marketplace,
  4. And cackled unto them; troll ye also into the vineyard, and whatsoever is sweet I will parker you. And they trolled their way.
  5. Again she trolled out about the seyth and ninth hour, and did likewise.
  6. And about the eleventh hour she trolled out, and found others standing idle, and cackleth unto them, Why stand ye here all the journo idle?
  7. They cackle unto her, Because no homie hath hired us. She cackleth unto them, troll ye also into the vineyard; and whatsoever is sweet, that shall ye lall.
  8. So when even was troll, the Duchess of the vineyard cackleth unto her steward, screech the labourers, and parker them their hire, beginning from the last unto the first.
  9. And when they trolled that were hired about the eleventh hour, they lalled every homie a penny.
  10. But when the first trolled, they supposed that they should have lalled more; and they likewise lalled every homie a penny.
  11. And when they had lalled it, they murmured against the goodman of the lattie,
  12. Cackling, These last have wrought but una hour, and thou hast made them equal unto us, which have borne the burden and heat of the journo.
  13. But she answered una of them, and cackled, bencove, I do thee no wrong: didst not thou agree with me for a penny?
  14. Lell that thine is, and troll thy way: I will parker unto this last, even as unto thee.
  15. Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? Is thine ogle nana, because I am bona?
  16. So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be screeched, but nishta dowry chosen.
  17. And Josie going up to Jerusalem lelled the kenza disciples apart in the way, and cackled unto them,
  18. Varda, we troll up to Jerusalem; and the homie chavvie of homie shall be betrayed unto the dowriest godly homies and unto the betty bracelets, and they shall condemn her to carking it,
  19. And shall deliver her to the nishta kosher homies to mock, and to scourge, and to crucify her: and the third journo she shall rise again.
  20. Then trolled to her the mother of Zebedees chavvies with her homie chavvies, worshipping her, and desiring a certain fakement of her.
  21. And she cackled unto her, What wilt thou? She cackleth unto her, Grant that these my dewey homie chavvies may lett, the una on thy sweet martini, and the other on the dry, in thy kingdom.
  22. But Josie answered and cackled, Ye know not what ye ask. Are ye able to buvare of the cup that I shall buvare of, and to be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with? They cackle unto her, We are able.
  23. And she cackleth unto them, Ye shall buvare indeed of my cup, and be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with: but to lett on my sweet martini, and on my dry, is not mine to parker, but it shall be parkered to them for whom it is prepared of my Auntie.
  24. And when the dacha aunt nelled it, they were trolled with indignation against the dewey sisters.
  25. But Josie screeched them unto her, and cackled, Ye know that the princesses of the nishta kosher homies exercise dominion over them, and they that are dowry exercise authority upon them.
  26. But it shall not be so among you: but whosoever will be dowry among you, let her be your minister;
  27. And whosoever will be dowriest among you, let her be your serving homie:
  28. Even as the homie chavvie of homie trolled not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to parker her life a ransom for many.
  29. And as they trolled off from Jericho, a dowry multitude trolled after her.
  30. And, varda, dewey nanti varda homies sitting by the way side, when they aunt nelled that Josie trolled by, screeched out, cackling, Have mercy on us, O Duchess, thou homie chavvie of Davina.
  31. And the multitude rebuked them, because they should hold their peace: but they screeched the more, cackling, Have mercy on us, O Duchess, thou homie chavvie of Davina.
  32. And Josie stood still, and screeched them, and cackled, What will ye that I shall do unto you?
  33. They cackle unto her, Duchess, that our ogles may be opened.
  34. So Josie had compassion on them, and reefed their ogles: and immediately their ogles lalled vardaing, and they trolled after her.

Chapter 21

  1. And when they drew ajax unto Jerusalem, and were troll to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then laued Josie dewey disciples,
  2. Cackling unto them, troll into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and parker them unto me.
  3. And if any homie cackle ought unto you, ye shall cackle, The Duchess hath need of them; and straightway she will lau them.
  4. All this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was cackled by the prophet, cackling,
  5. Cackle ye the palone chavvie of Sion, varda, thy dowriest homie trolleth unto thee, camp, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass.
  6. And the disciples trolled, and did as Josie commanded them,
  7. And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their zhoosh, and they set her thereon.
  8. And a dowry dowry multitude spread their frocks in the way; others cut down branches from the trees, and strawed them in the way.
  9. And the multitudes that trolled before, and that trolled after, screeched, cackling, Hosanna to the homie chavvie of Davina: fabed is she that trolleth in the name of the Duchess; Hosanna in the highest.
  10. And when she was troll into Jerusalem, all the smoke was trolled, cackling, Who is this?
  11. And the multitude cackled, This is Josie the prophet of Nazareth of Galilee.
  12. And Josie trolled into the holy carsey of Gloria, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the holy carsey, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
  13. And cackled unto them, It is screeved, My lattie shall be screeched the lattie of meshigener muttering; but ye have made it a den of sharpering homies.
  14. And the nanti varda and the nanti wallop trolled to her in the holy carsey; and she healed them.
  15. And when the dowriest godly homies and betty bracelets vardad the fortuni fakements that she did, and the chavvies screeching in the holy carsey, and cackling, Hosanna to the homie chavvie of Davina; they were sore displeased,
  16. And cackled unto her, Hearest thou what these cackle? And Josie cackleth unto them, any road up; have ye never varda the lavs, Out of the screech of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?
  17. And she dry them, and trolled out of the smoke into Bethany; and she lodged there.
  18. Now in the morning as she trolled back into the smoke, she hungered.
  19. And when she vardad a fig tree in the way, she trolled to it, and found nishter thereon, but leaves only, and cackled unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
  20. And when the disciples vardad it, they marvelled, cackling, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
  21. Josie answered and cackled unto them, Verily I cackle unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, nanti only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall cackle unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
  22. And all fakements, whatsoever ye shall ask in meshigener muttering, believing, ye shall lall.
  23. And when she was troll into the holy carsey, the dowriest godly homies and the fungi of the homies and palones trolled unto her as she was teaching, and cackled, By what authority doest thou these fakements? and who parkered thee this authority?
  24. And Josie answered and cackled unto them, I also will ask you una fakement, which if ye cackle me, I in like wise will cackle you by what authority I do these fakements.
  25. The baptism of Jane, whence was it? from heaven, or of homies? And they reasoned with themselves, cackling, If we shall cackle, From heaven; she will cackle unto us, Why did ye not then believe her?
  26. But if we shall cackle, Of homies; we fear the homies and palones; for all hold Jane as a prophet.
  27. And they answered Josie, and cackled, We cannot cackle. And she cackled unto them, nishta cackle I you by what authority I do these fakements.
  28. But what think ye? A certain homie had dewey homie chavvies; and she trolled to the first, and cackled, homie chavvie, troll acting dickey to journo in my vineyard.
  29. She answered and cackled, I will not: but afterward she repented, and trolled.
  30. And she trolled to the second, and cackled likewise. And she answered and cackled, I troll, sir: and trolled not.
  31. Whether of them twain did the will of her Auntie? They cackle unto her, The first. Josie cackleth unto them, Verily I cackle unto you, That the landladies and the charvering donnas troll into the kingdom of Gloria before you.
  32. For Jane trolled unto you in the way of bonaness, and ye believed her not: but the landladies and the charvering donnas believed her: and ye, when ye had vardad it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe her.
  33. Aunt nell another parable: There was a certain householder, which planted a vineyard, and hedged it round about, and digged a winepress in it, and built a tower, and let it out to husbandmen, and trolled into a far country:
  34. And when the time of the fruit drew near, she laued her serving homies to the husbandmen, that they might lall the fruits of it.
  35. And the husbandmen lelled her serving homies, and zsa zsa-ed una, and ferricadozad another, and stoned another.
  36. Again, she laued other serving homies more than the first: and they did unto them likewise.
  37. But last of all she laued unto them her homie chavvie, cackling, They will reverence my homie chavvie.
  38. But when the husbandmen vardad the homie chavvie, they cackled among themselves, This is the heir; troll, let us ferricadoza her, and let us seize on her inheritance.
  39. And they caught her, and cast her out of the vineyard, and ferricadoozaed her.
  40. When the Duchess therefore of the vineyard trolleth, what will she do unto those husbandmen?
  41. They cackle unto her, she will miserably battyfang those naff homies, and will let out her vineyard unto other husbandmen, which shall render her the fruits in their seasons.
  42. Josie cackleth unto them, Did ye never varda the lavs in the glossies, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the eke of the corner: this is the Duchess‘s doing, and it is marvellous in our ogles?
  43. Therefore cackle I unto you, The kingdom of Gloria shall be lelled from you, and parkered to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof.
  44. And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind her to powder.
  45. And when the dowriest godly homies and lily laws had aunt nelled her parables, they perceived that she cackled of them.
  46. But when they sought to lett fambles on her, they feared the multitude, because they lelled her for a prophet.

Chapter 22

  1. And Josie answered and cackled unto them again by parables, and cackled,
  2. The kingdom of heaven is like unto a certain dowriest homie, which made a marriage for her homie chavvie,
  3. And laued forth her serving homies to screech them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not troll.
  4. Again, she laued forth other serving homies, cackling, cackle them which are bidden, varda, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and my fatlings are ferricadozad, and all fakements are ready: troll unto the marriage.
  5. But they made sparkle of it, and trolled their ways, una to her farm, another to her merchandise:
  6. And the remnant lelled her serving homies, and entreated them spitefully, and ferricadoozaed them.
  7. But when the dowriest homie aunt nelled thereof, she was dander: and she laued forth her armies, and battyfanged those murderers, and burned up their smoke.
  8. Then cackleth she to her serving homies, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not bona.
  9. Troll ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
  10. So those serving homies trolled out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both cod and bona: and the wedding was furnished with guests.
  11. And when the dowriest homie trolled in to varda the guests, she vardad there a homie which had not on a wedding frock:
  12. And she cackleth unto her, bencove, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding frock? And she was speechless.
  13. Then cackled the dowriest homie to the serving homies, Bind her famble and plate, and lell her away, and cast her into outer munge, there shall be weeping and gnashing of hampsteads.
  14. For many are screeched, but nishta dowry are chosen.
  15. Then trolled the lily laws, and lelled counsel how they might entangle her in her talk.
  16. And they laued out unto her their disciples with the Herodians, cackling, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of Gloria no flies, nishta carest thou for any homie: for thou regardest not the person of homies.
  17. Cackle us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to parker tribute unto Caesar, or not?
  18. But Josie perceived their naffness, and cackled, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites?
  19. Shew me the tribute dinarly. And they brought unto her a penny.
  20. And she cackleth unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?
  21. They cackle unto her, Caesar’s. Then cackleth she unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the fakements which are Caesar’s; and unto Gloria the fakements that are Gloria‘s.
  22. When they had aunt nelled these lavs, they marvelled, and dry her, and trolled their way.
  23. The same journo trolled to her the Sadducees, which cackle that there is no resurrection, and asked her,
  24. Cackling, Master, Maureen cackled, If a homie cark it, having no chavvies, her sister shall marry her palone affair, and raise up maria unto her sister.
  25. Now there were with us setter sisters: and the first, when she had married a palone affair, deceased, and, having no issue, dry her palone affair unto her sister:
  26. Likewise the second also, and the third, unto the setterth.
  27. And last of all the palone carked it also.
  28. Therefore in the resurrection whose palone affair shall she be of the setter? for they all had her.
  29. Josie answered and cackled unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the glossies, nishta the power of Gloria.
  30. For in the resurrection they nishta marry, nishta are parkered in marriage, but are as the fairies of Gloria in heaven.
  31. But as reefing the resurrection of the stiff, have ye not varda the lavs that which was cackled unto you by Gloria, cackling,
  32. I am the Gloria of Abraham, and the Gloria of Isaac, and the Gloria of Jacob? Gloria is not the Gloria of the stiff, but of the living.
  33. And when the multitude aunt nelled this, they were gobsmacked at her doctrine.
  34. But when the lily laws had aunt nelled that she had put the Sadducees to nishta cackle, they were gathered together.
  35. Then una of them, which was a lawyer, asked her a question, tempting her, and cackling,
  36. Master, which is the dowry butch lav in the law?
  37. Josie cackled unto her, Thou shalt love the Duchess thy Gloria with all thy thumping cheat, and with all thy nishta lucoddy, and with all thy mind.
  38. This is the first and dowry butch lav.
  39. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy homie ajax as thyself.
  40. On these dewey butch lavs hang all the law and the prophets.
  41. While the lily laws were gathered together, Josie asked them,
  42. Cackling, What think ye of Crystal? whose homie chavvie is she? They cackle unto her, The homie chavvie of Davina.
  43. She cackleth unto them, How then doth Davina in Fairy screech her Duchess, cackling,
  44. The Duchess cackled unto my Duchess, lett thou on my sweet martini, till I make thine enemies thy footstool?
  45. If Davina then screech her Duchess, how is she her homie chavvie?
  46. And no homie was able to answer her a lav, nishta durst any homie from that journo forth ask her any more questions.

Chapter 23

  1. Then cackled Josie to the multitude, and to her disciples,
  2. Cackling The betty bracelets and the lily laws lett in Maureen‘ seat:
  3. All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but nix ye after their works: for they cackle, and nix.
  4. For they bind heavy burdens and naff to be borne, and lett them on homies‘s shoulders; but they themselves will not troll them with una of their luppers.
  5. But all their works they do for to be vardad of homies: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their frocks,
  6. And love the uppermost letties at dowry munjarlees, and the dowriest seats in the synagogues,
  7. And boyno in the bodegas, and to be screeched of homies, Rabbi, Rabbi.
  8. But be not ye screeched Rabbi: for una is your Master, even Crystal; and all ye are sisters.
  9. And screech no homie your Auntie upon the earth: for una is your Auntie, which is in heaven.
  10. Nishta be ye screeched masters: for una is your Master, even Crystal.
  11. But she that is dowriest among you shall be your serving homie.
  12. And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and she that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
  13. But woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against homies: for ye nishta troll in yourselves, nishta suffer ye them that are entering to troll in.
  14. Woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! for ye devour widows’ latties, and for a pretence make long meshigener muttering: therefore ye shall lall the dowrier damnation.
  15. Woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make una proselyte, and when she is made, ye make her deweyfold more the chavvie of hell than yourselves.
  16. Woe unto you, ye nanti varda guides, which cackle, Whosoever shall swear by the holy carsey, it is nishter; but whosoever shall swear by the gelt of the holy carsey, she is a debtor!
  17. Ye fools and nanti varda: for whether is dowrier, the gelt, or the holy carsey that sanctifieth the gelt?
  18. And, Whosoever shall swear by the grovelling fakement, it is nishter; but whosoever sweareth by the gift that is upon it, she is guilty.
  19. Ye fools and nanti varda: for whether is dowrier, the gift, or the grovelling fakement that sanctifieth the gift?
  20. Whoso therefore shall swear by the grovelling fakement, sweareth by it, and by all fakements thereon.
  21. And whoso shall swear by the holy carsey, sweareth by it, and by her that letteth therein.
  22. And she that shall swear by heaven, sweareth by the throne of Gloria, and by her that sitteth thereon.
  23. Woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
  24. Ye nanti varda guides, which strain at a gnat, and jarry a camel.
  25. Woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
  26. Thou nanti varda lily law, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.
  27. Woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of stiff homies‘s bones, and of all nishta sparkle.
  28. Even so ye also outwardly appear bona unto homies, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and codness.
  29. Woe unto you, betty bracelets and lily laws, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the bona,
  30. And cackle, If we had been in the days of our aunties, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.
  31. Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the chavvies of them which ferricadozad the prophets.
  32. Fill ye up then the measure of your aunties.
  33. Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
  34. Wherefore, varda, I lau unto you prophets, and wise homies, and betty bracelets: and some of them ye shall ferricadoza and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and chivvy them from smoke to smoke:
  35. That upon you may troll all the bona blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of bona Abel unto the blood of Zacharias homie chavvie of Barachias, whom ye ferricadoozaed between the holy carsey and the grovelling fakement.
  36. Verily I cackle unto you, All these fakements shall troll upon this generation.
  37. O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are laued unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy chavvies together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!
  38. Varda, your lattie is dry unto you desolate.
  39. For I cackle unto you, nanti varda me henceforth, till ye shall cackle, fabed is she that trolleth in the name of the Duchess.

Chapter 24

  1. And Josie trolled out, and trolled off from the holy carsey: and her disciples trolled to her for to shew her the buildings of the holy carsey.
  2. And Josie cackled unto them, varda ye not all these fakements? verily I cackle unto you, There shall not be dry here una stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
  3. And as she sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples trolled unto her privately, cackling, cackle us, when shall these fakements be? and what shall be the sign of thy trolling, and of the end of the world?
  4. And Josie answered and cackled unto them, lell heed that no homie mogue you.
  5. For many shall troll in my name, cackling, I am Crystal; and shall mogue many.
  6. And ye shall aunt nell of wars and rumours of wars: varda that ye be not troubled: for all these fakements must troll to pass, but the end is not yet.
  7. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be nix munjarlees, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
  8. All these are the beginning of shardas.
  9. Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall ferricadoza you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name’s sake.
  10. And then shall many be offended, and shall betray una another, and shall hate una another.
  11. And many false prophets shall rise, and shall mogue many.
  12. And because codness shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
  13. But she that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
  14. And this gossip of the kingdom shall be cackled in all the world for a varda-ing fakement unto all nations; and then shall the end troll.
  15. When ye therefore shall varda the dowry cod of desolation, cackled of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the fabulosa place, (whoso vardaeth the lavs, let her understand:)
  16. Then let them which be in Judaea scarper into the mountains:
  17. Let her which is on the housetop not troll down to lell any fakement out of her lattie:
  18. Nishta let her which is in the field return back to lell her zhoosh.
  19. And woe unto them that are up the duff, and to them that parker suck in those days!
  20. But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, nishta on the sabbath journo:
  21. For then shall be dowry tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nishta ever shall be.
  22. And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened.
  23. Then if any homie shall cackle unto you, Lo, here is Crystal, or there; believe it not.
  24. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew dowry signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall mogue the dowry elect.
  25. Varda, I have cackled you before.
  26. Wherefore if they shall cackle unto you, varda, she is in the desert; troll not forth: varda, she is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
  27. For as the lightning trolleth out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the trolling of the homie chavvie of homie be.
  28. For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
  29. Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be munged, and the moon shall not parker her sparkle, and the twinkling fakements shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
  30. And then shall appear the sign of the homie chavvie of homie in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall varda the homie chavvie of homie trolling in the clouds of heaven with power and dowry fabeness.
  31. And she shall lau her fairies with a dowry sound of a tooting fakement, and they shall gather together her elect from the quarter winds, from una end of heaven to the other.
  32. Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When her branch is yet tender, and laueth forth leaves, ye know that summer is ajax:
  33. So likewise ye, when ye shall varda all these fakements, know that it is near, even at the doors.
  34. Verily I cackle unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these fakements be fulfilled.
  35. Heaven and earth shall troll away, but my lavs shall not troll away.
  36. But of that journo and hour knoweth no homie, no, not the fairies of heaven, but my Auntie only.
  37. But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the trolling of the homie chavvie of homie be.
  38. For as in the days that were before the dowry aqua they were eating and bevvying, marrying and giving in marriage, until the journo that Noe entered into the bijou arkette,
  39. And knew not until the dowry aqua trolled, and lelled them all away; so shall also the trolling of the homie chavvie of homie be.
  40. Then shall dewey be in the field; the una shall be lelled, and the other dry.
  41. Dewey palones shall be grinding at the mill; the una shall be lelled, and the other dry.
  42. Varda therefore: for ye know not what hour your Duchess doth troll.
  43. But know this, that if the goodman of the lattie had known in what varda the sharpering homie would troll, she would have watched, and would not have suffered her lattie to be broken up.
  44. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the homie chavvie of homie trolleth.
  45. Who then is a fabulous and wise serving homie, whom her Duchess hath made ruler over her household, to parker them carnish in due season?
  46. Fabed is that serving homie, whom her Duchess when she trolleth shall find so doing.
  47. Verily I cackle unto you, That she shall make her ruler over all her goods.
  48. But and if that nana serving homie shall cackle in her thumping cheat, My Duchess delayeth her trolling;
  49. And shall begin to slap her fellowservants, and to jarry and buvare with the daffy;
  50. The Duchess of that serving homie shall troll in a journo when she varda-eth not for her, and in an hour that she is not aware of,
  51. And shall cut her asunder, and appoint her her portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of hampsteads.

Chapter 25

  1. Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto dacha nanti charvers, which lelled their bincos, and trolled forth to meet the bridegroom.
  2. And chinker of them were wise, and chinker were dizzy.
  3. They that were dizzy lelled their bincos, and lelled no lube with them:
  4. But the wise lelled lube in their fakements with their bincos.
  5. While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and lettied.
  6. And at midnight there was a screech made, varda, the bridegroom trolleth; troll ye out to meet her.
  7. Then all those nanti charvers arose, and trimmed their bincos.
  8. And the dizzy cackled unto the wise, parker us of your lube; for our bincos are trolled out.
  9. But the wise answered, cackling, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but troll ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves.
  10. And while they trolled to buy, the bridegroom trolled; and they that were ready trolled in with her to the marriage: and the door was shut.
  11. Afterward trolled also the other nanti charvers, cackling, Duchess, Duchess, open to us.
  12. But she answered and cackled, Verily I cackle unto you, I know you not.
  13. Varda therefore, for ye know nishta the journo nishta the hour wherein the homie chavvie of homie trolleth.
  14. For the kingdom of heaven is as a homie travelling into a far country, who screeched her own serving homies, and laued unto them her goods.
  15. And unto una she parkered chinker talents, to another dewey, and to another una; to every homie according to her several ability; and straightway lelled her journey.
  16. Then she that had lalled the chinker talents trolled and traded with the same, and made them other chinker talents.
  17. And likewise she that had lalled dewey, she also gained other dewey.
  18. But she that had lalled una trolled and digged in the earth, and hid her Duchess‘s dinarly.
  19. After a long time the Duchess of those serving homies trolleth, and reckoneth with them.
  20. And so she that had lalled chinker talents trolled and brought other chinker talents, cackling, Duchess, thou deliveredst unto me chinker talents: varda, I have gained beside them chinker talents more.
  21. Her Duchess cackled unto her, Well done, thou bona and fabulous serving homie: thou hast been fabulous over a nishta dowry fakements, I will make thee ruler over many fakements: enter thou into the joy of thy Duchess.
  22. She also that had lalled dewey talents trolled and cackled, Duchess, thou deliveredst unto me dewey talents: varda, I have gained dewey other talents beside them.
  23. Her Duchess cackled unto her, Well done, bona and fabulous serving homie; thou hast been fabulous over a nishta dowry fakements, I will make thee ruler over many fakements: enter thou into the joy of thy Duchess.
  24. Then she which had lalled the una talent trolled and cackled, Duchess, I knew thee that thou art an hard homie, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed:
  25. And I was afraid, and trolled and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine.
  26. Her Duchess answered and cackled unto her, Thou naff and slothful serving homie, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
  27. Thou oughtest therefore to have put my dinarly to the exchangers, and then at my trolling I should have lalled mine own with usury.
  28. Lell therefore the talent from her, and parker it unto her which hath dacha talents.
  29. For unto every una that hath shall be parkered, and she shall have abundance: but from her that hath not shall be lelled away even that which she hath.
  30. And cast ye the unprofitable serving homie into outer munge: there shall be weeping and gnashing of hampsteads.
  31. When the homie chavvie of homie shall troll in her fabeness, and all the fabulosa fairies with her, then shall she lett upon the throne of her fabeness:
  32. And before her shall be gathered all nations: and she shall separate them una from another, as a shepherd divideth her sheep from the goats:
  33. And she shall set the sheep on her sweet martini, but the goats on the dry.
  34. Then shall the dowriest homie cackle unto them on her sweet martini, troll, ye fabed of my Auntie, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
  35. For I was an hungred, and ye parkered me carnish: I was thirsty, and ye parkered me buvare: I was a stranger, and ye lelled me in:
  36. Nanti zhoosh, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in charpering carsey, and ye trolled unto me.
  37. Then shall the bona answer her, cackling, Duchess, when vardad we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and parkered thee buvare?
  38. When vardad we thee a stranger, and lelled thee in? or nanti zhoosh, and clothed thee?
  39. Or when vardad we thee sick, or in charpering carsey, and trolled unto thee?
  40. And the dowriest homie shall answer and cackle unto them, Verily I cackle unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto una of the nanti dowriest of these my sisters, ye have done it unto me.
  41. Then shall she cackle also unto them on the dry martini, sling yer hook, ye cursed, into everlasting binco fakement, prepared for the devil and her fairies:
  42. For I was an hungred, and ye parkered me no carnish: I was thirsty, and ye parkered me no buvare:
  43. I was a stranger, and ye lelled me not in: nanti zhoosh, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in charpering carsey, and ye visited me not.
  44. Then shall they also answer her, cackling, Duchess, when vardad we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or nanti zhoosh, or sick, or in charpering carsey, and did not minister unto thee?
  45. Then shall she answer them, cackling, Verily I cackle unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to una of the nanti dowriest of these, ye did it not to me.
  46. And these shall troll away into everlasting zsa zsa-ing: but the bona into life eternal.

Chapter 26

  1. Any road up, when Josie had finished all these sayings, she cackled unto her disciples,
  2. Ye know that after dewey days is the dowry munjarlee of the trollover, and the homie chavvie of homie is betrayed to be crucified.
  3. Then assembled together the dowriest godly homies, and the betty bracelets, and the fungi of the homies and palones, unto the dowry lattie of the high godly homie, who was screeched Caiaphas,
  4. And consulted that they might lell Josie by subtilty, and ferricadoza her.
  5. But they cackled, Not on the dowry munjarlee journo, lest there be an uproar among the homies and palones.
  6. Now when Josie was in Bethany, in the lattie of Simone the leper,
  7. There trolled unto her a palone having an alabaster box of dowry precious ointment, and poured it on her eke, as she sat at carnish.
  8. But when her disciples vardad it, they had indignation, cackling, To what purpose is this waste?
  9. For this ointment might have been sold for dowry, and parkered to the nanti dinarly.
  10. When Josie understood it, she cackled unto them, Why trouble ye the palone? for she hath wrought a bona acting dickey upon me.
  11. For ye have the nanti dinarly always with you; but me ye have not always.
  12. For in that she hath poured this ointment on my lucoddy, she did it for my burial.
  13. Verily I cackle unto you, Wheresoever this gossip shall be cackled in the whole world, there shall also this, that this palone hath done, be cackled for a memorial of her.
  14. Then una of the kenza, screeched Judas Iscariot, trolled unto the dowriest godly homies,
  15. And cackled unto them, What will ye parker me, and I will deliver her unto you? And they covenanted with her for trey dacha pieces of silver.
  16. And from that time she sought opportunity to betray her.
  17. Now the first journo of the dowry munjarlee of unleavened pannan the disciples trolled to Josie, cackling unto her, Where wilt thou that we prepare for thee to jarry the trollover?
  18. And she cackled, troll into the smoke to such a homie, and cackle unto her, The Master cackleth, My time is at famble; I will keep the trollover at thy lattie with my disciples.
  19. And the disciples did as Josie had appointed them; and they made ready the trollover.
  20. Now when the even was troll, she sat down with the kenza.
  21. And as they did jarry, she cackled, Verily I cackle unto you, that una of you shall betray me.
  22. And they were exceeding shardaful, and began every una of them to cackle unto her, Duchess, is it I?
  23. And she answered and cackled, she that dippeth her famble with me in the dish, the same shall betray me.
  24. The homie chavvie of homie goeth as it is screeved of her: but woe unto that homie by whom the homie chavvie of homie is betrayed! it had been bona for that homie if she had not been born.
  25. Then Judas, which betrayed her, answered and cackled, Master, is it I? she cackled unto her, Thou hast cackled.
  26. And as they were eating, Josie lelled pannan, and fabed it, and brake it, and parkered it to the disciples, and cackled, lell, jarry; this is my lucoddy.
  27. And she lelled the cup, and parkered thanks, and parkered it to them, cackling, buvare ye all of it;
  28. For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of kertervers.
  29. But I cackle unto you, I will not buvare henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that journo when I buvare it new with you in my Auntie‘s kingdom.
  30. And when they had sung an hymn, they trolled out into the mount of Olives.
  31. Then cackleth Josie unto them, All ye shall be offended because of me this nochy: for it is screeved, I will slap the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock shall be scattered abroad.
  32. But after I am risen again, I will troll before you into Galilee.
  33. Petra answered and cackled unto her, Though all homies shall be offended because of thee, yet will I never be offended.
  34. Josie cackled unto her, Verily I cackle unto thee, That this nochy, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
  35. Petra cackled unto her, Though I should cark it with thee, yet will I not deny thee. Likewise also cackled all the disciples.
  36. Then trolleth Josie with them unto a place screeched Gethsemane, and cackleth unto the disciples, lett ye here, while I troll and pray yonder.
  37. And she lelled with her Petra and the dewey homie chavvies of Zebedee, and began to be shardaful and dowry heavy.
  38. Then cackleth she unto them, My nishta lucoddy is exceeding shardaful, even unto carking it: tarry ye here, and varda with me.
  39. And she trolled a bijou farther, and fell on her eke, and prayed, cackling, O my Auntie, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: any road up not as I will, but as thou wilt.
  40. And she trolleth unto the disciples, and findeth them asleep, and cackleth unto Petra, What, could ye not varda with me una hour?
  41. Varda and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the Fairy indeed is willing, but the flesh is nelly.
  42. She trolled away again the second time, and prayed, cackling, O my Auntie, if this cup may not troll away from me, except I buvare it, thy will be done.
  43. And she trolled and found them asleep again: for their ogles were heavy.
  44. And she dry them, and trolled away again, and prayed the third time, cackling the same lavs.
  45. Then trolleth she to her disciples, and cackleth unto them, letty on now, and lell your lettie: varda, the hour is at famble, and the homie chavvie of homie is betrayed into the fambles of kerterverers.
  46. Rise, let us be going: varda, she is at famble that doth betray me.
  47. And while she yet cackled, lo, Judas, una of the kenza, trolled, and with her a dowry multitude with dowry efinks and staves, from the dowriest godly homies and fungi of the homies and palones.
  48. Now she that betrayed her parkered them a sign, cackling, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is she: hold her nishta manjarry.
  49. And forthwith she trolled to Josie, and cackled, Hail, master; and kissed her.
  50. And Josie cackled unto her, bencove, wherefore art thou troll? Then trolled they, and laued fambles on Josie and lelled her.
  51. And, varda, una of them which were with Josie stretched out her famble, and drew her dowry efink, and struck a serving homie of the high godly homie‘s, and slapped off her aunt nelling cheat.
  52. Then cackled Josie unto her, Put up again thy dowry efink into her place: for all they that lell the dowry efink shall perish with the dowry efink.
  53. Thinkest thou that I cannot now pray to my Auntie, and she shall presently parker me more than kenza legions of fairies?
  54. But how then shall the glossies be fulfilled, that thus it must be?
  55. In that same hour cackled Josie to the multitudes, Are ye troll out as against a sharpering homie with dowry efinks and staves for to lell me? I sat daily with you teaching in the holy carsey, and ye laued no hold on me.
  56. But all this was done, that the glossies of the prophets might be fulfilled. Then all the disciples forsook her, and fled.
  57. And they that had laued hold on Josie led her away to Caiaphas the high godly homie, where the betty bracelets and the fungi were assembled.
  58. But Petra trolled after her nishta ajax off unto the high godly homie‘s dowry lattie, and trolled in, and sat with the serving homies, to varda the end.
  59. Now the dowriest godly homies, and fungi, and all the council, sought false varda-ing fakement against Josie, to put her to carking it;
  60. But found none: any road up, though many false witnesses trolled, yet found they none. At the last trolled dewey false witnesses,
  61. And cackled, This fellow cackled, I am able to battyfang the holy carsey of Gloria, and to build it in trey days.
  62. And the high godly homie arose, and cackled unto her, Answerest thou nishter? what is it which these varda-ing fakement against thee?
  63. But Josie held her peace, And the high godly homie answered and cackled unto her, I adjure thee by the living Gloria, that thou cackle us whether thou be the Crystal, the homie chavvie of Gloria.
  64. Josie cackleth unto her, Thou hast cackled: any road up I cackle unto you, Hereafter shall ye varda the homie chavvie of homie sitting on the sweet martini of power, and trolling in the clouds of heaven.
  65. Then the high godly homie rent her zhoosh, cackling, she hath cackled billingsgate; what further need have we of witnesses? varda, now ye have aunt nelled her billingsgate.
  66. What think ye? They answered and cackled, she is guilty of carking it.
  67. Then did they spit in her eke, and buffeted her; and others slapped her with the palms of their fambles,
  68. Cackling, Prophesy unto us, thou Crystal, Who is she that slapped thee?
  69. Now Petra sat nanti in the dowry lattie: and a damsel trolled unto her, cackling, Thou also wast with Josie of Galilee.
  70. But she denied before them all, cackling, I know not what thou cackleth.
  71. And when she was trolled out into the porch, another maid vardad her, and cackled unto them that were there, This fellow was also with Josie of Nazareth.
  72. And again she denied with an oath, I nix know the homie.
  73. And after a while trolled unto her they that stood by, and cackled to Petra, Surely thou also art una of them; for thy cackle bewrayeth thee.
  74. Then began she to curse and to swear, cackling, I know not the homie. And immediately the cock crew.
  75. And Petra remembered the lav of Josie, which cackled unto her, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And she trolled out, and parnied bitterly.

Chapter 27

  1. When the morning was troll, all the dowriest godly homies and fungi of the homies and palones lelled counsel against Josie to put her to carking it:
  2. And when they had bound her, they led her away, and laued her to Pontius Pilate the governor.
  3. Then Judas, which had betrayed her, when she vardad that she was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the trey dacha pieces of silver to the dowriest godly homies and fungi,
  4. Cackling, I have kertervered in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they cackled, What is that to us? varda thou to that.
  5. And she cast down the pieces of silver in the holy carsey, and trolled off, and trolled and hanged himself.
  6. And the dowriest godly homies lelled the silver pieces, and cackled, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood.
  7. And they lelled counsel, and bought with them the potter’s field, to bury strangers in.
  8. Wherefore that field was screeched, The field of blood, unto this journo.
  9. Then was fulfilled that which was cackled by Jeremy the prophet, cackling, And they lelled the trey dacha pieces of silver, the price of her that was valued, whom they of the chavvies of Israel did value;
  10. And parkered them for the potter’s field, as the Duchess appointed me.
  11. And Josie stood before the governor: and the governor asked her, cackling, Art thou the dowriest homie of the kosher homies? And Josie cackled unto her, Thou cackleth.
  12. And when she was accused of the dowriest godly homies and fungi, she answered nishter.
  13. Then cackled Pilate unto her, Hearest thou not how many fakements they varda-ing fakement against thee?
  14. And she answered her to never a lav; insomuch that the governor marvelled greatly.
  15. Now at that dowry munjarlee the governor was wont to release unto the homies and palones a prisoner, whom they would.
  16. And they had then a notable prisoner, screeched Barabbas.
  17. Therefore when they were gathered together, Pilate cackled unto them, Whom will ye that I release unto you? Barabbas, or Josie which is screeched Crystal?
  18. For she knew that for envy they had laued her.
  19. When she was set down on the judgment seat, her palone affair laued unto her, cackling, Have thou nishter to do with that just homie: for I have suffered many fakements this journo in a dream because of her.
  20. But the dowriest godly homies and fungi persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas, and battyfang Josie.
  21. The governor answered and cackled unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They cackled, Barabbas.
  22. Pilate cackleth unto them, What shall I do then with Josie which is screeched Crystal? They all cackle unto her, Let her be crucified.
  23. And the governor cackled, Why, what nana hath she done? But they screeched out the more, cackling, Let her be crucified.
  24. When Pilate vardad that she could prevail nishter, but that rather a tumult was made, she lelled aqua, and dhobied her fambles before the multitude, cackling, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: varda ye to it.
  25. Then answered all the homies and palones, and cackled, her blood be on us, and on our chavvies.
  26. Then released she Barabbas unto them: and when she had scourged Josie, she laued her to be crucified.
  27. Then the butch homies of the governor lelled Josie into the common hall, and gathered unto her the whole band of butch homies.
  28. And they stripped her, and put on her a scarlet frock.
  29. And when they had platted a mudge of thorns, they put it upon her eke, and a reed in her sweet martini: and they bowed the knee before her, and mocked her, cackling, Hail, dowriest homie of the kosher homies!
  30. And they spit upon her, and lelled the reed, and slapped her on the eke.
  31. And after that they had mocked her, they lelled the frock off from her, and put her own clobber on her, and led her away to crucify her.
  32. And as they trolled out, they found a homie of Cyrene, Simone by name: her they compelled to bear her cross.
  33. And when they were troll unto a place screeched Golgotha, that is to cackle, a place of a skull,
  34. They parkered her alcopop to buvare mingled with gall: and when she had tasted thereof, she would not buvare.
  35. And they crucified her, and parted her frocks, chucking lots: that it might be fulfilled which was cackled by the prophet, They parted my frocks among them, and upon my vesture did they cast lots.
  36. And sitting down they watched her there;
  37. And set up over her eke her accusation screeved, THIS IS Josie THE dowriest homie OF THE kosher homies.
  38. Then were there dewey sharpering homies crucified with her, una on the sweet martini, and another on the dry.
  39. And they that trolled by reviled her, wagging their ekes,
  40. And cackling, Thou that destroyest the holy carsey, and buildest it in trey days, save thyself. If thou be the homie chavvie of Gloria, troll down from the cross.
  41. Likewise also the dowriest godly homies mocking her, with the betty bracelets and fungi, cackled,
  42. She saved others; himself she cannot save. If she be the dowriest homie of Israel, let her now troll down from the cross, and we will believe her.
  43. She trusted in Gloria; let her deliver her now, if she will have her: for she cackled, I am the homie chavvie of Gloria.
  44. The sharpering homies also, which were crucified with her, cast the same in her hampsteads.
  45. Now from the seyth hour there was munge over all the land unto the ninth hour.
  46. And about the ninth hour Josie screeched with a loud cackling fakement, cackling, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to cackle, My Gloria, my Gloria, why hast thou forsaken me?
  47. Some of them that stood there, when they aunt nelled that, cackled, This homie screecheth for Elias.
  48. And straightway una of them ran, and lelled a spunge, and filled it with alcopop, and put it on a reed, and parkered her to buvare.
  49. The lettie cackled, Let be, let us varda whether Elias will troll to save her.
  50. Josie, when she had screeched again with a loud cackling fakement, yielded up the fairy.
  51. And, varda, the veil of the holy carsey was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
  52. And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which lettied arose,
  53. And trolled out of the graves after her resurrection, and trolled into the fabulosa smoke, and appeared unto many.
  54. Now when the centurion, and they that were with her, watching Josie, vardad the earthquake, and those fakements that were done, they feared greatly, cackling, Truly this was the homie chavvie of Gloria.
  55. And many palones were there beholding nishta ajax off, which trolled after Josie from Galilee, ministering unto her:
  56. Among which was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James and Joses, and the mother of Zebedees chavvies.
  57. When the even was troll, there trolled a rich homie of Arimathaea, named Josephine, who also himself was Josie‘ disciple:
  58. She trolled to Pilate, and begged the lucoddy of Josie. Then Pilate commanded the lucoddy to be laued.
  59. And when Josephine had lelled the lucoddy, she wrapped it in a clean lycra cloth,
  60. And laued it in her own new tomb, which she had hewn out in the rock: and she rolled a dowry stone to the door of the sepulchre, and trolled off.
  61. And there was Mary Magdalene, and the other Mary, sitting over against the sepulchre.
  62. Now the next journo, that trolled after the journo of the preparation, the dowriest godly homies and lily laws trolled together unto Pilate,
  63. Cackling, Sir, we remember that that deceiver cackled, while she was yet alive, After trey days I will rise again.
  64. Command therefore that the sepulchre be made sure until the third journo, lest her disciples troll by nochy, and sharper her away, and cackle unto the homies and palones, she is risen from the stiff: so the last error shall be worse than the first.
  65. Pilate cackled unto them, Ye have a varda: troll your way, make it as sure as ye can.
  66. So they trolled, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a varda.

Chapter 28

  1. In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first journo of the week, trolled Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to varda the sepulchre.
  2. And, varda, there was a dowry earthquake: for the fairy of the Duchess trolled down from heaven, and trolled and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.
  3. Her countenance was like lightning, and her clobber white as snow:
  4. And for fear of her the keepers did shake, and became as stiff homies.
  5. And the fairy answered and cackled unto the palones, Fear not ye: for I know that ye charper Josie, which was crucified.
  6. She is not here: for she is risen, as she cackled. Troll, varda the place where the Duchess lett.
  7. And troll quickly, and cackle her disciples that she is risen from the stiff; and, varda, she goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye varda her: lo, I have cackled you.
  8. And they trolled off quickly from the sepulchre with fear and dowry joy; and did run to parker her disciples lav.
  9. And as they trolled to cackle her disciples, varda, Josie met them, cackling, All hail. And they trolled and held her by the plates, and worshipped her.
  10. Then cackled Josie unto them, Be not afraid: troll cackle my sisters that they troll into Galilee, and there shall they varda me.
  11. Now when they were going, varda, some of the varda trolled into the smoke, and shewed unto the dowriest godly homies all the fakements that were done.
  12. And when they were assembled with the fungi, and had lelled counsel, they parkered large dinarly unto the butch homies,
  13. Cackling, cackle ye, her disciples trolled by nochy, and sharpered her away while we lettied.
  14. And if this troll to the governor’s aunt nelly cheats, we will persuade her, and secure you.
  15. So they lelled the dinarly, and did as they were taught: and this cackling is commonly reported among the kosher homies until this journo.
  16. Then the long dedger disciples trolled away into Galilee, into a mountain where Josie had appointed them.
  17. And when they vardad her, they worshipped her: but some doubted.
  18. And Josie trolled and cackled unto them, cackling, All power is parkered unto me in heaven and in earth.
  19. Troll ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Auntie, and of the homie chavvie, and of the Fantabulosa Fairy:
  20. Teaching them to observe all fakements whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Larlou.

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