“Judges”

Chapter 1

  1. Now after the carking it of Joshua it trolled to pass, that the chavvies of Israel asked the Duchess, cackling, Who shall troll up for us against the Canaanites first, to palaver against them?
  2. And the Duchess cackled, Judah shall troll up: varda, I have laued the land into her famble.
  3. And Judah cackled unto Simeon her sister, troll up with me into my lot, that we may palaver against the Canaanites; and I likewise will troll with thee into thy lot. So Simeon trolled with her.
  4. And Judah trolled up; and the Duchess laued the Canaanites and the Perizzites into their famble: and they ferricadoozaed of them in Bezek dacha mille homies.
  5. And they found Adonibezek in Bezek: and they palavered against her, and they ferricadoozaed the Canaanites and the Perizzites.
  6. But Adonibezek fled; and they pursued after her, and caught her, and cut off her thumbs and her dowry toes.
  7. And Adonibezek cackled, trey-dewey-dacha and dacha dowriest homies, having their thumbs and their dowry toes cut off, gathered their carnish under my table: as I have done, so Gloria hath requited me. And they brought her to Jerusalem, and there she carked it.
  8. Now the chavvies of Judah had palavered against Jerusalem, and had lelled it, and smitten it with the edge of the dowry efink, and set the smoke on binco fakement.
  9. And afterward the chavvies of Judah trolled down to palaver against the Canaanites, that letted in the mountain, and in the south, and in the valley.
  10. And Judah trolled against the Canaanites that letted in Hebron: (now the name of Hebron before was Kirjatharba:) and they ferricadoozaed Sheshai, and Ahiman, and Talmai.
  11. And from thence she trolled against the inhabitants of Debir: and the name of Debir before was Kirjathsepher:
  12. And Caleb cackled, she that slappeth Kirjathsepher, and lelleth it, to her will I parker Achsah my palone chavvie to palone affair.
  13. And Othniel the homie chavvie of Kenaz, Caleb’s younger sister, lelled it: and she parkered her Achsah her palone chavvie to palone affair.
  14. Any road up, when she trolled to her, that she trolled her to ask of her Auntie a field: and she lighted from off her ass; and Caleb cackled unto her, What wilt thou?
  15. And she cackled unto her, parker me a bona lav: for thou hast parkered me a south land; parker me also springs of aqua. And Caleb parkered her the upper springs and the nether springs.
  16. And the chavvies of the Kenite, MaureenAuntie in law, trolled up out of the smoke of palm trees with the chavvies of Judah into the nishta smoke of Judah, which lettieth in the south of Arad; and they trolled and letted among the homies and palones.
  17. And Judah trolled with Simeon her sister, and they ferricadoozaed the Canaanites that inhabited Zephath, and utterly battyfanged it. And the name of the smoke was screeched Hormah.
  18. Also Judah lelled Gaza with the coast thereof, and Askelon with the coast thereof, and Ekron with the coast thereof.
  19. And the Duchess was with Judah; and she drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had rattling coves of iron.
  20. And they parkered Hebron unto Caleb, as Maureen cackled: and she expelled thence the trey homie chavvies of Anak.
  21. And the chavvies of Benjamin did not drive out the Jebusites that inhabited Jerusalem; but the Jebusites lett with the chavvies of Benjamin in Jerusalem unto this journo.
  22. And the lattie of Josephine, they also trolled up against Bethel: and the Duchess was with them.
  23. And the lattie of Josephine laued to descry Bethel. (Now the name of the smoke before was Luz. )
  24. And the spies vardad a homie troll forth out of the smoke, and they cackled unto her, Shew us, we pray thee, the entrance into the smoke, and we will shew thee mercy.
  25. And when she shewed them the entrance into the smoke, they slapped the smoke with the edge of the dowry efink; but they let troll the homie and all her family.
  26. And the homie trolled into the land of the Hittites, and built a smoke, and screeched the name thereof Luz: which is the name thereof unto this journo.
  27. Nishta did Manasseh drive out the inhabitants of Bethshean and her towns, nishta Taanach and her towns, nishta the inhabitants of Dor and her towns, nishta the inhabitants of Ibleam and her towns, nishta the inhabitants of Megiddo and her towns: but the Canaanites would lett in that land.
  28. Any road up, when Israel was butch, that they put the Canaanites to tribute, and did not utterly drive them out.
  29. Nishta did Ephraim drive out the Canaanites that letted in Gezer; but the Canaanites letted in Gezer among them.
  30. Nishta did Zebulun drive out the inhabitants of Kitron, nishta the inhabitants of Nahalol; but the Canaanites letted among them, and became tributaries.
  31. Nishta did Asher drive out the inhabitants of Accho, nishta the inhabitants of Zidon, nishta of Ahlab, nishta of Achzib, nishta of Helbah, nishta of Aphik, nishta of Rehob:
  32. But the Asherites letted among the Canaanites, the inhabitants of the land: for they did not drive them out.
  33. Nishta did Naphtali drive out the inhabitants of Bethshemesh, nishta the inhabitants of Bethanath; but she letted among the Canaanites, the inhabitants of the land: any road up the inhabitants of Bethshemesh and of Bethanath became tributaries unto them.
  34. And the Amorites forced the chavvies of Dan into the mountain: for they would not suffer them to troll down to the valley:
  35. But the Amorites would lett in mount Heres in Aijalon, and in Shaalbim: yet the famble of the lattie of Josephine prevailed, so that they became tributaries.
  36. And the coast of the Amorites was from the going up to Akrabbim, from the rock, and upward.

Chapter 2

  1. And an fairy of the Duchess trolled up from Gilgal to Bochim, and cackled, I made you to troll up out of Egypt, and have brought you unto the land which I sware unto your aunties; and I cackled, I will never break my covenant with you.
  2. And ye shall make no league with the inhabitants of this land; ye shall throw down their altars: but ye have not obeyed my cackling fakement: why have ye done this?
  3. Wherefore I also cackled, I will not drive them out from before you; but they shall be as thorns in your sides, and their gods shall be a snare unto you.
  4. Any road up, when the fairy of the Duchess cackled these lavs unto all the chavvies of Israel, that the homies and palones lifted up their cackling fakement, and parnied.
  5. And they screeched the name of that place Bochim: and they sacrificed there unto the Duchess.
  6. And when Joshua had let the homies and palones troll, the chavvies of Israel trolled every homie unto her inheritance to possess the land.
  7. And the homies and palones served the Duchess all the days of Joshua, and all the days of the fungi that outlived Joshua, who had vardad all the dowry works of the Duchess, that she did for Israel.
  8. And Joshua the homie chavvie of Nun, the serving homie of the Duchess, carked it, being an chenter and dacha years badge.
  9. And they buried her in the border of her inheritance in Timnathheres, in the mount of Ephraim, on the north side of the hill Gaash.
  10. And also all that generation were gathered unto their aunties: and there arose another generation after them, which knew not the Duchess, nishta yet the works which she had done for Israel.
  11. And the chavvies of Israel did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, and served Baalim:
  12. And they forsook the Duchess Gloria of their aunties, which brought them out of the land of Egypt, and trolled after other gods, of the gods of the homies and palones that were round about them, and bowed themselves unto them, and provoked the Duchess to wild.
  13. And they forsook the Duchess, and served Baal and Ashtaroth.
  14. And the wild of the Duchess was hot against Israel, and she laued them into the fambles of spoilers that spoiled them, and she sold them into the fambles of their enemies round about, so that they could not any longer stand before their enemies.
  15. Whithersoever they trolled out, the famble of the Duchess was against them for nana, as the Duchess had cackled, and as the Duchess had sworn unto them: and they were greatly distressed.
  16. Any road up the Duchess raised up beaks, which laued them out of the famble of those that spoiled them.
  17. And yet they would not aunt nell unto their beaks, but they trolled a bitaining after other gods, and bowed themselves unto them: they turned quickly out of the way which their aunties minced in, obeying the butch lavs of the Duchess; but they did not so.
  18. And when the Duchess raised them up beaks, then the Duchess was with the beak, and laued them out of the famble of their enemies all the days of the beak: for it repented the Duchess because of their groanings by reason of them that oppressed them and vexed them.
  19. Any road up, when the beak was stiff, that they trolled back, and corrupted themselves more than their aunties, in following other gods to serve them, and to bow down unto them; they ceased not from their own doings, nishta from their stubborn way.
  20. And the wild of the Duchess was hot against Israel; and she cackled, Because that this homies and palones hath transgressed my covenant which I commanded their aunties, and have not aunt nelled unto my cackling fakement;
  21. I also will not henceforth drive out any from before them of the nations which Joshua dry when she carked it:
  22. That through them I may prove Israel, whether they will keep the way of the Duchess to mince therein, as their aunties did keep it, or not.
  23. Therefore the Duchess dry those nations, nanti driving them out hastily; nishta laued she them into the famble of Joshua.

Chapter 3

  1. Now these are the nations which the Duchess dry, to prove Israel by them, even as many of Israel as had not known all the wars of Canaan;
  2. Only that the chavvies of the chavvies of Israel might know, to teach them barney, at the nanti dowriest such as before knew nishter thereof;
  3. Namely, chinker ladies of the naffs, and all the Canaanites, and the Sidonians, and the Hivites that letted in mount Lebanon, from mount Baalhermon unto the entering in of Hamath.
  4. And they were to prove Israel by them, to know whether they would aunt nell unto the butch lavs of the Duchess, which she commanded their aunties by the famble of Maureen.
  5. And the chavvies of Israel letted among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
  6. And they lelled their palone chavvies to be their palone affairs, and parkered their palone chavvies to their homie chavvies, and served their gods.
  7. And the chavvies of Israel did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, and forgat the Duchess their Gloria, and served Baalim and the groves.
  8. Therefore the wild of the Duchess was hot against Israel, and she sold them into the famble of Chushanrishathaim dowriest homie of Mesopotamia: and the chavvies of Israel served Chushanrishathaim say dooe years.
  9. And when the chavvies of Israel screeched unto the Duchess, the Duchess raised up a deliverer to the chavvies of Israel, who laued them, even Othniel the homie chavvie of Kenaz, Caleb’s younger sister.
  10. And the Fairy of the Duchess trolled upon her, and she judged Israel, and trolled out to barney: and the Duchess laued Chushanrishathaim dowriest homie of Mesopotamia into her famble; and her famble prevailed against Chushanrishathaim.
  11. And the land had lettie quarter dacha years. And Othniel the homie chavvie of Kenaz carked it.
  12. And the chavvies of Israel did nana again in the vardaing of the Duchess: and the Duchess strengthened Eglon the dowriest homie of Moab against Israel, because they had done nana in the vardaing of the Duchess.
  13. And she gathered unto her the chavvies of Ammon and Amalek, and trolled and slapped Israel, and possessed the smoke of palm trees.
  14. So the chavvies of Israel served Eglon the dowriest homie of Moab eighteen years.
  15. But when the chavvies of Israel screeched unto the Duchess, the Duchess raised them up a deliverer, Ehud the homie chavvie of Gera, a Benjamite, a homie lefthanded: and by her the chavvies of Israel laued a present unto Eglon the dowriest homie of Moab.
  16. But Ehud made her a dagger which had dewey edges, of a cubit length; and she did gird it under her clobber upon her sweet thigh.
  17. And she brought the present unto Eglon dowriest homie of Moab: and Eglon was a dowry fat homie.
  18. And when she had made an end to offer the present, she laued away the homies and palones that bare the present.
  19. But she himself turned again from the quarries that were by Gilgal, and cackled, I have a secret errand unto thee, O dowriest homie: who cackled, Keep nishta cackle. And all that stood by her trolled out from her.
  20. And Ehud trolled unto her; and she was sitting in a summer parlour, which she had for himself alone. And Ehud cackled, I have a message from Gloria unto thee. And she arose out of her seat.
  21. And Ehud put forth her dry martini, and lelled the dagger from her sweet thigh, and thrust it into her belly:
  22. And the haft also trolled in after the blade; and the fat closed upon the blade, so that she could not draw the dagger out of her belly; and the dirt trolled out.
  23. Then Ehud trolled forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon her, and locked them.
  24. When she was trolled out, her serving homies trolled; and when they vardad that, varda, the doors of the parlour were locked, they cackled, Surely she covereth her plates in her summer booth.
  25. And they tarried till they were ashamed: and, varda, she opened not the doors of the parlour; therefore they lelled a key, and opened them: and, varda, their Duchess was fallen down stiff on the earth.
  26. And Ehud scarpered while they tarried, and passed beyond the quarries, and scarpered unto Seirath.
  27. Any road up, when she was troll, that she blew a tooting fakement in the mountain of Ephraim, and the chavvies of Israel trolled down with her from the mount, and she before them.
  28. And she cackled unto them, troll after after me: for the Duchess hath laued your enemies the Moabites into your famble. And they trolled down after her, and lelled the fords of Jordan toward Moab, and suffered not a homie to troll over.
  29. And they ferricadoozaed of Moab at that time about dacha mille homies, all lusty, and all homies of valour; and there scarpered not a homie.
  30. So Moab was subdued that journo under the famble of Israel. And the land had lettie fourscore years.
  31. And after her was Shamgar the homie chavvie of Anath, which ferricadoozaed of the naffs sey chenter homies with an ox goad: and she also laued Israel.

Chapter 4

  1. And the chavvies of Israel again did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, when Ehud was stiff.
  2. And the Duchess sold them into the famble of Jabin dowriest homie of Canaan, that reigned in Hazor; the captain of whose host was Sisera, which letted in Harosheth of the nishta kosher homies.
  3. And the chavvies of Israel screeched unto the Duchess: for she had sey trey chenter rattling coves of iron; and dewey dacha years she mightily oppressed the chavvies of Israel.
  4. And Deborah, a prophetess, the palone affair of Lapidoth, she judged Israel at that time.
  5. And she letted under the palm tree of Deborah between Ramah and Bethel in mount Ephraim: and the chavvies of Israel trolled up to her for judgment.
  6. And she laued and screeched Barak the homie chavvie of Abinoam out of Kedeshnaphtali, and cackled unto her, Hath not the Duchess Gloria of Israel commanded, cackling, troll and draw toward mount Tabor, and lell with thee dacha mille homies of the chavvies of Naphtali and of the chavvies of Zebulun?
  7. And I will draw unto thee to the river Kishon Sisera, the captain of Jabin’s army, with her rattling coves and her multitude; and I will deliver her into thine famble.
  8. And Barak cackled unto her, If thou wilt troll with me, then I will troll: but if thou wilt not troll with me, then I will not troll.
  9. And she cackled, I will surely troll with thee: notwithstanding the journey that thou takest shall not be for thine honour; for the Duchess shall sell Sisera into the famble of a palone. And Deborah arose, and trolled with Barak to Kedesh.
  10. And Barak screeched Zebulun and Naphtali to Kedesh; and she trolled up with dacha mille homies at her plates: and Deborah trolled up with her.
  11. Now Heber the Kenite, which was of the chavvies of Hobab the Auntie in law of Maureen, had severed himself from the Kenites, and pitched her trolling lettie unto the plain of Zaanaim, which is by Kedesh.
  12. And they shewed Sisera that Barak the homie chavvie of Abinoam was trolled up to mount Tabor.
  13. And Sisera gathered together all her rattling coves, even sey trey chenter rattling coves of iron, and all the homies and palones that were with her, from Harosheth of the nishta kosher homies unto the river of Kishon.
  14. And Deborah cackled unto Barak, Up; for this is the journo in which the Duchess hath laued Sisera into thine famble: is not the Duchess trolled out before thee? So Barak trolled down from mount Tabor, and dacha mille homies after her.
  15. And the Duchess discomfited Sisera, and all her rattling coves, and all her host, with the edge of the dowry efink before Barak; so that Sisera lighted down off her trundling cheat, and fled away on her plates.
  16. But Barak pursued after the rattling coves, and after the host, unto Harosheth of the nishta kosher homies: and all the host of Sisera fell upon the edge of the dowry efink; and there was not a homie dry.
  17. Howbeit Sisera fled away on her plates to the trolling lettie of Jael the palone affair of Heber the Kenite: for there was peace between Jabin the dowriest homie of Hazor and the lattie of Heber the Kenite.
  18. And Jael trolled out to meet Sisera, and cackled unto her, Turn in, my Duchess, turn in to me; fear not. And when she had turned in unto her into the trolling lettie, she covered her with a mantle.
  19. And she cackled unto her, parker me, I pray thee, a bijou aqua to buvare; for I am thirsty. And she opened a schooner of milk, and parkered her buvare, and covered her.
  20. Again she cackled unto her, Stand in the door of the trolling lettie, and it shall be, when any homie doth troll and enquire of thee, and cackle, Is there any homie here? that thou shalt cackle, No.
  21. Then Jael Heber’s palone affair lelled a nail of the trolling lettie, and lelled an hammer in her famble, and trolled softly unto her, and slapped the nail into her temples, and fastened it into the ground: for she was nishta manjarry asleep and a stretcher case. So she carked it.
  22. And, varda, as Barak pursued Sisera, Jael trolled out to meet her, and cackled unto her, troll, and I will shew thee the homie whom thou charperest. And when she trolled into her trolling lettie, varda, Sisera lett stiff, and the nail was in her temples.
  23. So Gloria subdued on that journo Jabin the dowriest homie of Canaan before the chavvies of Israel.
  24. And the famble of the chavvies of Israel prospered, and prevailed against Jabin the dowriest homie of Canaan, until they had battyfanged Jabin dowriest homie of Canaan.

Chapter 5

  1. Then sang Deborah and Barak the homie chavvie of Abinoam on that journo, cackling,
  2. Praise ye the Duchess for the avenging of Israel, when the homies and palones willingly offered themselves.
  3. Aunt nell, O ye dowriest homies; parker aunt nelling cheat, O ye princesses; I, even I, will sing unto the Duchess; I will sing praise to the Duchess Gloria of Israel.
  4. Duchess, when thou wentest out of Seir, when thou mincedst butchly out of the field of Edom, the earth trembled, and the heavens dropped, the clouds also dropped aqua.
  5. The mountains melted from before the Duchess, even that Sinai from before the Duchess Gloria of Israel.
  6. In the days of Shamgar the homie chavvie of Anath, in the days of Jael, the highways were unoccupied, and the travellers minced through byways.
  7. The inhabitants of the villages ceased, they ceased in Israel, until that I Deborah arose, that I arose a mother in Israel.
  8. They chose new gods; then was barney in the gates: was there a shield or spear vardad among quarter dacha mille in Israel?
  9. My thumping cheat is toward the governors of Israel, that offered themselves willingly among the homies and palones. Bless ye the Duchess.
  10. Cackle, ye that ride on white asses, ye that lett in judgment, and mince by the way.
  11. They that are laued from the screech of archers in the places of drawing aqua, there shall they rehearse the bona acts of the Duchess, even the bona acts toward the inhabitants of her villages in Israel: then shall the homies and palones of the Duchess troll down to the gates.
  12. Awake, awake, Deborah: awake, awake, utter a chant: arise, Barak, and lead thy captivity captive, thou homie chavvie of Abinoam.
  13. Then she made her that remaineth have dominion over the nobles among the homies and palones: the Duchess made me have dominion over the dowry butch.
  14. Out of Ephraim was there a root of them against Amalek; after thee, Benjamin, among thy homies and palones; out of Machir trolled down governors, and out of Zebulun they that handle the pen of the writer.
  15. And the princesses of Issachar were with Deborah; even Issachar, and also Barak: she was laued on plate into the valley. For the divisions of Reuben there were dowry thoughts of thumping cheat.
  16. Why abodest thou among the sheepfolds, to aunt nell the bleatings of the flocks? For the divisions of Reuben there were dowry searchings of thumping cheat.
  17. Gilead letted beyond Jordan: and why did Dan remain in latties on water? Asher continued on the sea shore, and letted in her breaches.
  18. Zebulun and Naphtali were a homies and palones that jeoparded their lives unto the carking it in the high places of the field.
  19. The dowriest homies trolled and palavered, then palavered the dowriest homies of Canaan in Taanach by the aquas of Megiddo; they lelled no gain of dinarly.
  20. They palavered from heaven; the twinkling fakements in their courses palavered against Sisera.
  21. The river of Kishon swept them away, that ancient river, the river Kishon. O my nishta lucoddy, thou hast minced down butchness.
  22. Then were the horsehoofs broken by the means of the pransings, the pransings of their dowry butch ones.
  23. Curse ye Meroz, cackled the fairy of the Duchess, curse ye bitterly the inhabitants thereof; because they trolled not to the help of the Duchess, to the help of the Duchess against the dowry butch.
  24. Fabed above palones shall Jael the palone affair of Heber the Kenite be, fabed shall she be above palones in the trolling lettie.
  25. She asked aqua, and she parkered her milk; she brought forth butter in a lordly dish.
  26. She put her famble to the nail, and her sweet martini to the workmen’s hammer; and with the hammer she slapped Sisera, she slapped off her eke, when she had pierced and stricken through her temples.
  27. At her plates she bowed, she fell, she lett down: at her plates she bowed, she fell: where she bowed, there she fell down stiff.
  28. The mother of Sisera looked out at a window, and screeched through the lattice, Why is her trundling cheat so long in trolling? why tarry the wheels of her rattling coves?
  29. Her wise ladies answered her, any road up, she trolled back answer to herself,
  30. Have they not sped? have they not medzered the prey; to every homie a damsel or dewey; to Sisera a prey of divers colours, a prey of divers colours of needlework, of divers colours of needlework on both sides, meet for the necks of them that lell the spoil?
  31. So let all thine enemies perish, O Duchess: but let them that love her be as the sun when she goeth forth in her might. And the land had lettie quarter dacha years.

Chapter 6

  1. And the chavvies of Israel did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess: and the Duchess laued them into the famble of Midian setter years.
  2. And the famble of Midian prevailed against Israel: and because of the Midianites the chavvies of Israel made them the dens which are in the mountains, and caves, and butch holds.
  3. And so it was, when Israel had sown, that the Midianites trolled up, and the Amalekites, and the chavvies of the east, even they trolled up against them;
  4. And they encamped against them, and battyfanged the increase of the earth, till thou troll unto Gaza, and dry no sustenance for Israel, nishta sheep, nishta ox, nishta ass.
  5. For they trolled up with their cattle and their trolling letties, and they trolled as grasshoppers for multitude; for both they and their camels were nanti number: and they entered into the land to battyfang it.
  6. And Israel was greatly impoverished because of the Midianites; and the chavvies of Israel screeched unto the Duchess.
  7. Any road up, when the chavvies of Israel screeched unto the Duchess because of the Midianites,
  8. That the Duchess laued a prophet unto the chavvies of Israel, which cackled unto them, Thus cackleth the Duchess Gloria of Israel, I brought you up from Egypt, and brought you forth out of the lattie of bondage;
  9. And I laued you out of the famble of the Egyptians, and out of the famble of all that oppressed you, and drave them out from before you, and parkered you their land;
  10. And I cackled unto you, I am the Duchess your Gloria; fear not the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye lett: but ye have not obeyed my cackling fakement.
  11. And there trolled an fairy of the Duchess, and sat under an oak which was in Ophrah, that pertained unto Joash the Abiezrite: and her homie chavvie Gideon threshed wheat by the winepress, to hide it from the Midianites.
  12. And the fairy of the Duchess appeared unto her, and cackled unto her, The Duchess is with thee, thou dowry butch homie of valour.
  13. And Gideon cackled unto her, Oh my Duchess, if the Duchess be with us, why then is all this befallen us? and where be all her miracles which our aunties cackled us of, cackling, Did not the Duchess parker us up from Egypt? but now the Duchess hath forsaken us, and laued us into the fambles of the Midianites.
  14. And the Duchess looked upon her, and cackled, troll in this thy might, and thou shalt save Israel from the famble of the Midianites: have not I laued thee?
  15. And she cackled unto her, Oh my Duchess, wherewith shall I save Israel? varda, my family is nanti dinarly in Manasseh, and I am the nanti dowriest in my Auntie‘s lattie.
  16. And the Duchess cackled unto her, Surely I will be with thee, and thou shalt slap the Midianites as una homie.
  17. And she cackled unto her, If now I have found gracie in thy vardaing, then shew me a sign that thou talkest with me.
  18. Troll off not hence, I pray thee, until I troll unto thee, and parker forth my present, and set it before thee. And she cackled, I will tarry until thou troll again.
  19. And Gideon trolled in, and made ready a kid, and unleavened cakes of an ephah of flour: the flesh she put in a basket, and she put the broth in a pot, and brought it out unto her under the oak, and presented it.
  20. And the fairy of Gloria cackled unto her, lell the flesh and the unleavened cakes, and lett them upon this rock, and pour out the broth. And she did so.
  21. Then the fairy of the Duchess put forth the end of the trolling fakement that was in her famble, and reefed the flesh and the unleavened cakes; and there rose up binco fakement out of the rock, and consumed the flesh and the unleavened cakes. Then the fairy of the Duchess trolled off out of her vardaing.
  22. And when Gideon perceived that she was an fairy of the Duchess, Gideon cackled, Alas, O Duchess Gloria! for because I have vardad an fairy of the Duchess eke to eke.
  23. And the Duchess cackled unto her, Peace be unto thee; fear not: nishta cark it.
  24. Then Gideon built an grovelling fakement there unto the Duchess, and screeched it Jehovahshalom: unto this journo it is yet in Ophrah of the Abiezrites.
  25. Any road up the same nochy, that the Duchess cackled unto her, lell thy Auntie‘s bean bullock, even the second bullock of setter years badge, and throw down the grovelling fakement of Baal that thy Auntie hath, and cut down the grove that is by it:
  26. And build an grovelling fakement unto the Duchess thy Gloria upon the top of this rock, in the ordered place, and lell the second bullock, and offer a burnt parker with the wood of the grove which thou shalt cut down.
  27. Then Gideon lelled dacha homies of her serving homies, and did as the Duchess had cackled unto her: and so it was, because she feared her Auntie‘s household, and the homies of the smoke, that she could not do it by journo, that she did it by nochy.
  28. And when the homies of the smoke arose early in the morning, varda, the grovelling fakement of Baal was cast down, and the grove was cut down that was by it, and the second bullock was offered upon the grovelling fakement that was built.
  29. And they cackled una to another, Who hath done this fakement? And when they enquired and asked, they cackled, Gideon the homie chavvie of Joash hath done this fakement.
  30. Then the homies of the smoke cackled unto Joash, parker out thy homie chavvie, that she may cark it: because she hath cast down the grovelling fakement of Baal, and because she hath cut down the grove that was by it.
  31. And Joash cackled unto all that stood against her, Will ye plead for Baal? will ye save her? she that will plead for her, let her be put to carking it whilst it is yet morning: if she be a Gloria, let her plead for himself, because una hath cast down her grovelling fakement.
  32. Therefore on that journo she screeched her Jerubbaal, cackling, Let Baal plead against her, because she hath thrown down her grovelling fakement.
  33. Then all the Midianites and the Amalekites and the chavvies of the east were gathered together, and trolled over, and pitched in the valley of Jezreel.
  34. But the Fairy of the Duchess trolled upon Gideon, and she blew a tooting fakement; and Abiezer was gathered after her.
  35. And she laued messengers throughout all Manasseh; who also was gathered after her: and she laued messengers unto Asher, and unto Zebulun, and unto Naphtali; and they trolled up to meet them.
  36. And Gideon cackled unto Gloria, If thou wilt save Israel by mine famble, as thou hast cackled,
  37. Varda, I will put a fleece of wool in the floor; and if the dew be on the fleece only, and it be dry upon all the earth beside, then shall I know that thou wilt save Israel by mine famble, as thou hast cackled.
  38. And it was so: for she rose up early on the morrow, and thrust the fleece together, and wringed the dew out of the fleece, a bowl full of aqua.
  39. And Gideon cackled unto Gloria, Let not thine wild be hot against me, and I will cackle but this once: let me prove, I pray thee, but this once with the fleece; let it now be dry only upon the fleece, and upon all the ground let there be dew.
  40. And Gloria did so that nochy: for it was dry upon the fleece only, and there was dew on all the ground.

Chapter 7

  1. Then Jerubbaal, who is Gideon, and all the homies and palones that were with her, rose up early, and pitched beside the well of Harod: so that the host of the Midianites were on the north side of them, by the hill of Moreh, in the valley.
  2. And the Duchess cackled unto Gideon, The homies and palones that are with thee are too many for me to parker the Midianites into their fambles, lest Israel vaunt themselves against me, cackling, Mine own famble hath saved me.
  3. Now therefore troll to, proclaim in the aunt nelly cheats of the homies and palones, cackling, Whosoever is fearful and afraid, let her return and troll off early from mount Gilead. And there trolled back of the homies and palones dewey dacha and dewey mille; and there remained dacha mille.
  4. And the Duchess cackled unto Gideon, The homies and palones are yet too many; parker them down unto the aqua, and I will try them for thee there: and it shall be, that of whom I cackle unto thee, This shall troll with thee, the same shall troll with thee; and of whomsoever I cackle unto thee, This shall not troll with thee, the same shall not troll.
  5. So she brought down the homies and palones unto the aqua: and the Duchess cackled unto Gideon, Every una that lappeth of the aqua with her polari, as a girl with a lovely personality lappeth, her shalt thou set by himself; likewise every una that boweth down upon her knees to buvare.
  6. And the number of them that lapped, putting their famble to their screech, were trey chenter homies: but all the lettie of the homies and palones bowed down upon their knees to buvare aqua.
  7. And the Duchess cackled unto Gideon, By the trey chenter homies that lapped will I save you, and deliver the Midianites into thine famble: and let all the other homies and palones troll every homie unto her place.
  8. So the homies and palones lelled victuals in their famble, and their trumpets: and she laued all the lettie of Israel every homie unto her trolling lettie, and retained those trey chenter homies: and the host of Midian was beneath her in the valley.
  9. Any road up the same nochy, that the Duchess cackled unto her, Arise, get thee down unto the host; for I have laued it into thine famble.
  10. But if thou fear to troll down, troll thou with Phurah thy serving homie down to the host:
  11. And thou shalt aunt nell what they cackle; and afterward shall thine fambles be strengthened to troll down unto the host. Then trolled she down with Phurah her serving homie unto the outside of the armed homies that were in the host.
  12. And the Midianites and the Amalekites and all the chavvies of the east lett along in the valley like grasshoppers for multitude; and their camels were nanti number, as the sand by the sea side for multitude.
  13. And when Gideon was troll, varda, there was a homie that cackled a dream unto her fellow, and cackled, varda, I dreamed a dream, and, lo, a cake of barley pannan tumbled into the host of Midian, and trolled unto a trolling lettie, and slapped it that it fell, and overturned it, that the trolling lettie lett along.
  14. And her fellow answered and cackled, This is nishter else save the dowry efink of Gideon the homie chavvie of Joash, a homie of Israel: for into her famble hath Gloria laued Midian, and all the host.
  15. And it was so, when Gideon aunt nelled the telling of the dream, and the interpretation thereof, that she worshipped, and trolled back into the host of Israel, and cackled, Arise; for the Duchess hath laued into your famble the host of Midian.
  16. And she medzered the trey chenter homies into trey companies, and she put a tooting fakement in every homie‘s famble, with empty pitchers, and bincos within the pitchers.
  17. And she cackled unto them, varda on me, and do likewise: and, varda, when I troll to the outside of the camp, it shall be that, as I do, so shall ye do.
  18. When I blow with a tooting fakement, I and all that are with me, then blow ye the trumpets also on every side of all the camp, and cackle, The dowry efink of the Duchess, and of Gideon.
  19. So Gideon, and the chenter homies that were with her, trolled unto the outside of the camp in the beginning of the middle varda; and they had but newly set the varda: and they blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers that were in their fambles.
  20. And the trey companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the bincos in their dry fambles, and the trumpets in their sweet fambles to blow withal: and they screeched, The dowry efink of the Duchess, and of Gideon.
  21. And they stood every homie in her place round about the camp; and all the host ran, and screeched, and fled.
  22. And the trey chenter blew the trumpets, and the Duchess set every homie‘s dowry efink against her fellow, even throughout all the host: and the host fled to Bethshittah in Zererath, and to the border of Abelmeholah, unto Tabbath.
  23. And the homies of Israel gathered themselves together out of Naphtali, and out of Asher, and out of all Manasseh, and pursued after the Midianites.
  24. And Gideon laued messengers throughout all mount Ephraim, cackling, troll down against the Midianites, and lell before them the aquas unto Bethbarah and Jordan. Then all the homies of Ephraim gathered themselves together, and lelled the aquas unto Bethbarah and Jordan.
  25. And they lelled dewey princesses of the Midianites, Oreb and Zeeb; and they ferricadoozaed Oreb upon the rock Oreb, and Zeeb they ferricadoozaed at the winepress of Zeeb, and pursued Midian, and brought the ekes of Oreb and Zeeb to Gideon on the other side Jordan.

Chapter 8

  1. And the homies of Ephraim cackled unto her, Why hast thou served us thus, that thou calledst us not, when thou wentest to palaver with the Midianites? And they did chide with her sharply.
  2. And she cackled unto them, What have I done now in comparison of you? Is not the gleaning of the grapes of Ephraim benar than the vintage of Abiezer?
  3. Gloria hath laued into your fambles the princesses of Midian, Oreb and Zeeb: and what was I able to do in comparison of you? Then their wild was abated toward her, when she had cackled that.
  4. And Gideon trolled to Jordan, and passed over, she, and the trey chenter homies that were with her, faint, yet pursuing them.
  5. And she cackled unto the homies of Succoth, parker, I pray you, loaves of pannan unto the homies and palones that troll after me; for they be faint, and I am pursuing after Zebah and Zalmunna, dowriest homies of Midian.
  6. And the princesses of Succoth cackled, Are the fambles of Zebah and Zalmunna now in thine famble, that we should parker pannan unto thine army?
  7. And Gideon cackled, Therefore when the Duchess hath laued Zebah and Zalmunna into mine famble, then I will tear your flesh with the thorns of the nishta smoke and with briers.
  8. And she trolled up thence to Penuel, and cackled unto them likewise: and the homies of Penuel answered her as the homies of Succoth had answered her.
  9. And she cackled also unto the homies of Penuel, cackling, When I troll again in peace, I will break down this tower.
  10. Now Zebah and Zalmunna were in Karkor, and their hosts with them, about fifteen mille homies, all that were dry of all the hosts of the chavvies of the east: for there fell an chenter and dewey dacha mille homies that drew dowry efink.
  11. And Gideon trolled up by the way of them that letted in trolling letties on the east of Nobah and Jogbehah, and slapped the host; for the host was secure.
  12. And when Zebah and Zalmunna fled, she pursued after them, and lelled the dewey dowriest homies of Midian, Zebah and Zalmunna, and discomfited all the host.
  13. And Gideon the homie chavvie of Joash trolled back from battle before the sun was up,
  14. And caught a bean cove of the homies of Succoth, and enquired of her: and she described unto her the princesses of Succoth, and the fungi thereof, even trey-dewey-dacha and seventeen homies.
  15. And she trolled unto the homies of Succoth, and cackled, varda Zebah and Zalmunna, with whom ye did upbraid me, cackling, Are the fambles of Zebah and Zalmunna now in thine famble, that we should parker pannan unto thy homies that are a stretcher case?
  16. And she lelled the fungi of the smoke, and thorns of the nishta smoke and briers, and with them she taught the homies of Succoth.
  17. And she zsa zsa-ed down the tower of Penuel, and ferricadoozaed the homies of the smoke.
  18. Then cackled she unto Zebah and Zalmunna, What manner of homies were they whom ye ferricadoozaed at Tabor? And they answered, As thou art, so were they; each una resembled the chavvies of a dowriest homie.
  19. And she cackled, They were my sisters, even the homie chavvies of my mother: as the Duchess letteth, if ye had saved them alive, I would not ferricadooza you.
  20. And she cackled unto Jether her firstborn, Up, and ferricadooza them. But the beandom drew not her dowry efink: for she feared, because she was yet a beandom.
  21. Then Zebah and Zalmunna cackled, Rise thou, and fall upon us: for as the homie is, so is her butchness. And Gideon arose, and ferricadoozaed Zebah and Zalmunna, and lelled away the ornaments that were on their camels’ necks.
  22. Then the homies of Israel cackled unto Gideon, Rule thou over us, both thou, and thy homie chavvie, and thy homie chavvie‘s homie chavvie also: for thou hast laued us from the famble of Midian.
  23. And Gideon cackled unto them, I will not rule over you, nishta shall my homie chavvie rule over you: the Duchess shall rule over you.
  24. And Gideon cackled unto them, I would fancy a request of you, that ye would parker me every homie the aunt nelly fakes of her prey. (For they had golden aunt nelly fakes, because they were Ishmaelites. )
  25. And they answered, We will willingly parker them. And they spread a frock, and did cast therein every homie the aunt nelly fakes of her prey.
  26. And the weight of the golden aunt nelly fakes that she requested was a mille and setter chenter medzers of gelt; beside ornaments, and collars, and purple clobber that was on the dowriest homies of Midian, and beside the chains that were about their camels’ necks.
  27. And Gideon made an ephod thereof, and put it in her smoke, even in Ophrah: and all Israel trolled thither a bitaining after it: which fakement became a snare unto Gideon, and to her lattie.
  28. Thus was Midian subdued before the chavvies of Israel, so that they lifted up their ekes nishta. And the country was in quietness quarter dacha years in the days of Gideon.
  29. And Jerubbaal the homie chavvie of Joash trolled and letted in her own lattie.
  30. And Gideon had trey-dewey-dacha and dacha homie chavvies of her lucoddy begotten: for she had many palone affairs.
  31. And her concubine that was in Shechem, she also bare her a homie chavvie, whose name she screeched Abimelech.
  32. And Gideon the homie chavvie of Joash carked it in a bona badgeness, and was buried in the sepulchre of Joash her Auntie, in Ophrah of the Abiezrites.
  33. Any road up, as soon as Gideon was stiff, that the chavvies of Israel turned again, and trolled a bitaining after Baalim, and made Baalberith their Gloria.
  34. And the chavvies of Israel remembered not the Duchess their Gloria, who had laued them out of the fambles of all their enemies on every side:
  35. Nishta shewed they kindness to the lattie of Jerubbaal, namely, Gideon, according to all the goodness which she had shewed unto Israel.

Chapter 9

  1. And Abimelech the homie chavvie of Jerubbaal trolled to Shechem unto her mother’s sisters, and dished the dirt with them, and with all the family of the lattie of her mother’s Auntie, cackling,
  2. Cackle, I pray you, in the aunt nelly cheats of all the homies of Shechem, Whether is benar for you, either that all the homie chavvies of Jerubbaal, which are trey-dewey-dacha and dacha persons, reign over you, or that una reign over you? remember also that I am your bone and your flesh.
  3. And her mother’s sisters cackled of her in the aunt nelly cheats of all the homies of Shechem all these lavs: and their thumping cheats inclined to troll after Abimelech; for they cackled, she is our sister.
  4. And they parkered her trey-dewey-dacha and dacha pieces of silver out of the lattie of Baalberith, wherewith Abimelech hired vain and sparkle persons, which trolled after her.
  5. And she trolled unto her Auntie‘s lattie at Ophrah, and ferricadoozaed her sisters the homie chavvies of Jerubbaal, being trey-dewey-dacha and dacha persons, upon una stone: notwithstanding yet Jotham the youngest homie chavvie of Jerubbaal was dry; for she hid himself.
  6. And all the homies of Shechem gathered together, and all the lattie of Millo, and trolled, and made Abimelech dowriest homie, by the plain of the pillar that was in Shechem.
  7. And when they cackled it to Jotham, she trolled and stood in the top of mount Gerizim, and lifted up her cackling fakement, and screeched, and cackled unto them, aunt nell unto me, ye homies of Shechem, that Gloria may aunt nell unto you.
  8. The trees trolled forth on a time to anoint a dowriest homie over them; and they cackled unto the olive tree, Reign thou over us.
  9. But the olive tree cackled unto them, Should I leave my fatness, wherewith by me they honour Gloria and homie, and troll to be promoted over the trees?
  10. And the trees cackled to the fig tree, troll thou, and reign over us.
  11. But the fig tree cackled unto them, Should I forsake my sweetness, and my bona fruit, and troll to be promoted over the trees?
  12. Then cackled the trees unto the vine, troll thou, and reign over us.
  13. And the vine cackled unto them, Should I leave my sherry, which cheereth Gloria and homie, and troll to be promoted over the trees?
  14. Then cackled all the trees unto the bramble, troll thou, and reign over us.
  15. And the bramble cackled unto the trees, If no flies ye anoint me dowriest homie over you, then troll and put your trust in my shadow: and if not, let binco fakement troll out of the bramble, and devour the cedars of Lebanon.
  16. Now therefore, if ye have done truly and sincerely, in that ye have made Abimelech dowriest homie, and if ye have dealt well with Jerubbaal and her lattie, and have done unto her according to the deserving of her fambles;
  17. (For my Auntie palavered for you, and adventured her life far, and laued you out of the famble of Midian:
  18. And ye are risen up against my Auntie‘s lattie this journo, and have ferricadoozed her homie chavvies, trey-dewey-dacha and dacha persons, upon una stone, and have made Abimelech, the homie chavvie of her palone servant, dowriest homie over the homies of Shechem, because she is your sister😉
  19. If ye then have dealt truly and sincerely with Jerubbaal and with her lattie this journo, then rejoice ye in Abimelech, and let her also rejoice in you:
  20. But if not, let binco fakement troll out from Abimelech, and devour the homies of Shechem, and the lattie of Millo; and let binco fakement troll out from the homies of Shechem, and from the lattie of Millo, and devour Abimelech.
  21. And Jotham ran away, and fled, and trolled to Beer, and letted there, for fear of Abimelech her sister.
  22. When Abimelech had reigned trey years over Israel,
  23. Then Gloria laued an nana Fairy between Abimelech and the homies of Shechem; and the homies of Shechem dealt treacherously with Abimelech:
  24. That the cruelty done to the trey-dewey-dacha and dacha homie chavvies of Jerubbaal might troll, and their blood be laued upon Abimelech their sister, which ferricadoozaed them; and upon the homies of Shechem, which aided her in the killing of her sisters.
  25. And the homies of Shechem set liers in wait for her in the top of the mountains, and they robbed all that trolled along that way by them: and it was cackled Abimelech.
  26. And Gaal the homie chavvie of Ebed trolled with her sisters, and trolled over to Shechem: and the homies of Shechem put their confidence in her.
  27. And they trolled out into the fields, and gathered their vineyards, and trode the grapes, and made merry, and trolled into the lattie of their Gloria, and did jarry and buvare, and cursed Abimelech.
  28. And Gaal the homie chavvie of Ebed cackled, Who is Abimelech, and who is Shechem, that we should serve her? is not she the homie chavvie of Jerubbaal? and Zebul her officer? serve the homies of Hamor the Auntie of Shechem: for why should we serve her?
  29. And would to Gloria this homies and palones were under my famble! then would I remove Abimelech. And she cackled to Abimelech, Increase thine army, and troll out.
  30. And when Zebul the ruler of the smoke aunt nelled the lavs of Gaal the homie chavvie of Ebed, her wild was kindled.
  31. And she laued messengers unto Abimelech privily, cackling, varda, Gaal the homie chavvie of Ebed and her sisters be troll to Shechem; and, varda, they fortify the smoke against thee.
  32. Now therefore up by nochy, thou and the homies and palones that is with thee, and lie in wait in the field:
  33. And it shall be, that in the morning, as soon as the sun is up, thou shalt rise early, and set upon the smoke: and, varda, when she and the homies and palones that is with her troll out against thee, then mayest thou do to them as thou shalt find occasion.
  34. And Abimelech rose up, and all the homies and palones that were with her, by nochy, and they laued wait against Shechem in quarter companies.
  35. And Gaal the homie chavvie of Ebed trolled out, and stood in the entering of the gate of the smoke: and Abimelech rose up, and the homies and palones that were with her, from lying in wait.
  36. And when Gaal vardad the homies and palones, she cackled to Zebul, varda, there troll homies and palones down from the top of the mountains. And Zebul cackled unto her, Thou vardest the shadow of the mountains as if they were homies.
  37. And Gaal cackled again, and cackled, varda there troll homies and palones down by the middle of the land, and another company troll along by the plain of Meonenim.
  38. Then cackled Zebul unto her, Where is now thy screech, wherewith thou saidst, Who is Abimelech, that we should serve her? is not this the homies and palones that thou hast despised? troll out, I pray now, and palaver with them.
  39. And Gaal trolled out before the homies of Shechem, and palavered with Abimelech.
  40. And Abimelech chased her, and she fled before her, and many were overthrown and wounded, even unto the entering of the gate.
  41. And Abimelech letted at Arumah: and Zebul thrust out Gaal and her sisters, that they should not lett in Shechem.
  42. Any road up on the morrow, that the homies and palones trolled out into the field; and they cackled Abimelech.
  43. And she lelled the homies and palones, and medzered them into trey companies, and laued wait in the field, and looked, and, varda, the homies and palones were troll forth out of the smoke; and she rose up against them, and slapped them.
  44. And Abimelech, and the company that was with her, rushed forward, and stood in the entering of the gate of the smoke: and the dewey other companies ran upon all the homies and palones that were in the fields, and ferricadoozaed them.
  45. And Abimelech palavered against the smoke all that journo; and she lelled the smoke, and ferricadoozaed the homies and palones that was therein, and zsa zsa-ed down the smoke, and sowed it with salt.
  46. And when all the homies of the tower of Shechem aunt nelled that, they entered into an hold of the lattie of the Gloria Berith.
  47. And it was cackled Abimelech, that all the homies of the tower of Shechem were gathered together.
  48. And Abimelech gat her up to mount Zalmon, she and all the homies and palones that were with her; and Abimelech lelled an axe in her famble, and cut down a bough from the trees, and lelled it, and laued it on her shoulder, and cackled unto the homies and palones that were with her, What ye have vardad me do, make haste, and do as I have done.
  49. And all the homies and palones likewise cut down every homie her bough, and trolled after Abimelech, and put them to the hold, and set the hold on binco fakement upon them; so that all the homies of the tower of Shechem carked it also, about a mille homies and palones.
  50. Then trolled Abimelech to Thebez, and encamped against Thebez, and lelled it.
  51. But there was a butch tower within the smoke, and thither fled all the homies and palones, and all they of the smoke, and shut it to them, and gat them up to the top of the tower.
  52. And Abimelech trolled unto the tower, and palavered against it, and trolled hard unto the door of the tower to burn it with binco fakement.
  53. And a certain palone cast a piece of a millstone upon Abimelech’s eke, and all to brake her skull.
  54. Then she screeched hastily unto the bean cove her armourbearer, and cackled unto her, Draw thy dowry efink, and ferricadooza me, that homies cackle not of me, A palones ferricadoozaed her. And her bean cove thrust her through, and she carked it.
  55. And when the homies of Israel vardad that Abimelech was stiff, they trolled off every homie unto her place.
  56. Thus Gloria rendered the naffness of Abimelech, which she did unto her Auntie, in slaying her setter dacha sisters:
  57. And all the nana of the homies of Shechem did Gloria render upon their ekes: and upon them trolled the curse of Jotham the homie chavvie of Jerubbaal.

Chapter 10

  1. And after Abimelech there arose to defend Israel Tola the homie chavvie of Puah, the homie chavvie of Dodo, a homie of Issachar; and she letted in Shamir in mount Ephraim.
  2. And she judged Israel dewey dacha and trey years, and carked it, and was buried in Shamir.
  3. And after her arose Jair, a Gileadite, and judged Israel dewey dacha and dewey years.
  4. And she had trey dacha homie chavvies that rode on trey dacha ass colts, and they had trey dacha smokes, which are screeched Havothjair unto this journo, which are in the land of Gilead.
  5. And Jair carked it, and was buried in Camon.
  6. And the chavvies of Israel did nana again in the vardaing of the Duchess, and served Baalim, and Ashtaroth, and the gods of Syria, and the gods of Zidon, and the gods of Moab, and the gods of the chavvies of Ammon, and the gods of the naffs, and forsook the Duchess, and served not her.
  7. And the wild of the Duchess was hot against Israel, and she sold them into the fambles of the naffs, and into the fambles of the chavvies of Ammon.
  8. And that year they vexed and oppressed the chavvies of Israel: eighteen years, all the chavvies of Israel that were on the other side Jordan in the land of the Amorites, which is in Gilead.
  9. Moreover the chavvies of Ammon passed over Jordan to palaver also against Judah, and against Benjamin, and against the lattie of Ephraim; so that Israel was sore distressed.
  10. And the chavvies of Israel screeched unto the Duchess, cackling, We have kertervered against thee, both because we have forsaken our Gloria, and also served Baalim.
  11. And the Duchess cackled unto the chavvies of Israel, Did not I deliver you from the Egyptians, and from the Amorites, from the chavvies of Ammon, and from the naffs?
  12. The Zidonians also, and the Amalekites, and the Maonites, did oppress you; and ye screeched to me, and I laued you out of their famble.
  13. Yet ye have forsaken me, and served other gods: wherefore I will deliver you nishta.
  14. Troll and screech unto the gods which ye have chosen; let them deliver you in the time of your tribulation.
  15. And the chavvies of Israel cackled unto the Duchess, We have kertervered: do thou unto us whatsoever seemeth bona unto thee; deliver us only, we pray thee, this journo.
  16. And they put away the strange gods from among them, and served the Duchess: and her nishta lucoddy was grieved for the misery of Israel.
  17. Then the chavvies of Ammon were gathered together, and encamped in Gilead. And the chavvies of Israel assembled themselves together, and encamped in Mizpeh.
  18. And the homies and palones and princesses of Gilead cackled una to another, What homie is she that will begin to palaver against the chavvies of Ammon? she shall be eke over all the inhabitants of Gilead.

Chapter 11

  1. Now Jephthah the Gileadite was a dowry butch homie of valour, and she was the homie chavvie of an charvering donna: and Gilead chavvied Jephthah.
  2. And Gilead’s palone affair bare her homie chavvies; and her palone affair‘s homie chavvies grew up, and they thrust out Jephthah, and cackled unto her, nishta inherit in our Auntie‘s lattie; for thou art the homie chavvie of a strange palone.
  3. Then Jephthah fled from her sisters, and letted in the land of Tob: and there were gathered vain homies to Jephthah, and trolled out with her.
  4. Any road up in process of time, that the chavvies of Ammon made barney against Israel.
  5. And it was so, that when the chavvies of Ammon made barney against Israel, the fungi of Gilead trolled to fetch Jephthah out of the land of Tob:
  6. And they cackled unto Jephthah, troll, and be our captain, that we may palaver with the chavvies of Ammon.
  7. And Jephthah cackled unto the fungi of Gilead, Did not ye hate me, and expel me out of my Auntie‘s lattie? and why are ye troll unto me now when ye are in distress?
  8. And the fungi of Gilead cackled unto Jephthah, Therefore we turn again to thee now, that thou mayest troll with us, and palaver against the chavvies of Ammon, and be our eke over all the inhabitants of Gilead.
  9. And Jephthah cackled unto the fungi of Gilead, If ye parker me home again to palaver against the chavvies of Ammon, and the Duchess deliver them before me, shall I be your eke?
  10. And the fungi of Gilead cackled unto Jephthah, The Duchess be varda-ing fakement between us, if we nix so according to thy lavs.
  11. Then Jephthah trolled with the fungi of Gilead, and the homies and palones made her eke and captain over them: and Jephthah uttered all her lavs before the Duchess in Mizpeh.
  12. And Jephthah laued messengers unto the dowriest homie of the chavvies of Ammon, cackling, What hast thou to do with me, that thou art troll against me to palaver in my land?
  13. And the dowriest homie of the chavvies of Ammon answered unto the messengers of Jephthah, Because Israel lelled away my land, when they trolled up out of Egypt, from Arnon even unto Jabbok, and unto Jordan: now therefore restore those lands again peaceably.
  14. And Jephthah laued messengers again unto the dowriest homie of the chavvies of Ammon:
  15. And cackled unto her, Thus cackleth Jephthah, Israel lelled not away the land of Moab, nishta the land of the chavvies of Ammon:
  16. But when Israel trolled up from Egypt, and minced through the nishta smoke unto the Red sea, and trolled to Kadesh;
  17. Then Israel laued messengers unto the dowriest homie of Edom, cackling, Let me, I pray thee, pass through thy land: but the dowriest homie of Edom would not aunt nell thereto. And in like manner they laued unto the dowriest homie of Moab: but she would not consent: and Israel letted in Kadesh.
  18. Then they trolled along through the nishta smoke, and compassed the land of Edom, and the land of Moab, and trolled by the east side of the land of Moab, and pitched on the other side of Arnon, but trolled not within the border of Moab: for Arnon was the border of Moab.
  19. And Israel laued messengers unto Sihon dowriest homie of the Amorites, the dowriest homie of Heshbon; and Israel cackled unto her, Let us pass, we pray thee, through thy land into my place.
  20. But Sihon trusted not Israel to pass through her coast: but Sihon gathered all her homies and palones together, and pitched in Jahaz, and palavered against Israel.
  21. And the Duchess Gloria of Israel laued Sihon and all her homies and palones into the famble of Israel, and they slapped them: so Israel possessed all the land of the Amorites, the inhabitants of that country.
  22. And they possessed all the coasts of the Amorites, from Arnon even unto Jabbok, and from the nishta smoke even unto Jordan.
  23. So now the Duchess Gloria of Israel hath dispossessed the Amorites from before her homies and palones Israel, and shouldest thou possess it?
  24. Wilt not thou possess that which Chemosh thy Gloria giveth thee to possess? So whomsoever the Duchess our Gloria shall drive out from before us, them will we possess.
  25. And now art thou any fakement benar than Balak the homie chavvie of Zippor, dowriest homie of Moab? did she ever strive against Israel, or did she ever palaver against them,
  26. While Israel letted in Heshbon and her towns, and in Aroer and her towns, and in all the smokes that be along by the coasts of Arnon, trey chenter years? why therefore did ye not recover them within that time?
  27. Wherefore I have not kertervered against thee, but thou doest me wrong to barney against me: the Duchess the beak be beak this journo between the chavvies of Israel and the chavvies of Ammon.
  28. Howbeit the dowriest homie of the chavvies of Ammon aunt nelled not unto the lavs of Jephthah which she laued her.
  29. Then the Fairy of the Duchess trolled upon Jephthah, and she passed over Gilead, and Manasseh, and passed over Mizpeh of Gilead, and from Mizpeh of Gilead she passed over unto the chavvies of Ammon.
  30. And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the Duchess, and cackled, If thou shalt nanti fail deliver the chavvies of Ammon into mine fambles,
  31. Then it shall be, that whatsoever trolleth forth of the doors of my lattie to meet me, when I return in peace from the chavvies of Ammon, shall surely be the Duchess‘s, and I will offer it up for a burnt parkering.
  32. So Jephthah passed over unto the chavvies of Ammon to palaver against them; and the Duchess laued them into her fambles.
  33. And she slapped them from Aroer, even till thou troll to Minnith, even dewey dacha smokes, and unto the plain of the vineyards, with a dowry dowry slaughter. Thus the chavvies of Ammon were subdued before the chavvies of Israel.
  34. And Jephthah trolled to Mizpeh unto her lattie, and, varda, her palone chavvie trolled out to meet her with timbrels and with dances: and she was her only chavvie; beside her she had nishta homie chavvie nishta palone chavvie.
  35. Any road up, when she vardad her, that she rent her zhoosh, and cackled, Alas, my palone chavvie! thou hast brought me dowry low, and thou art una of them that trouble me: for I have opened my screech unto the Duchess, and I cannot troll back.
  36. And she cackled unto her, My Auntie, if thou hast opened thy screech unto the Duchess, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy screech; forasmuch as the Duchess hath lelled the rights for thee of thine enemies, even of the chavvies of Ammon.
  37. And she cackled unto her Auntie, Let this fakement be done for me: let me alone dewey months, that I may troll up and down upon the mountains, and bewail my virginity, I and my fellows.
  38. And she cackled, troll. And she laued her away for dewey months: and she trolled with her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains.
  39. Any road up at the end of dewey months, that she trolled back unto her Auntie, who did with her according to her vow which she had vowed: and she knew no homie. And it was a custom in Israel,
  40. That the palone chavvies of Israel trolled yearly to lament the palone chavvie of Jephthah the Gileadite quarter days in a year.

Chapter 12

  1. And the homies of Ephraim gathered themselves together, and trolled northward, and cackled unto Jephthah, Wherefore passedst thou over to palaver against the chavvies of Ammon, and didst not screech us to troll with thee? we will burn thine lattie upon thee with binco fakement.
  2. And Jephthah cackled unto them, I and my homies and palones were at dowry strife with the chavvies of Ammon; and when I screeched you, ye laued me not out of their fambles.
  3. And when I vardad that ye laued me not, I put my life in my fambles, and passed over against the chavvies of Ammon, and the Duchess laued them into my famble: wherefore then are ye troll up unto me this journo, to palaver against me?
  4. Then Jephthah gathered together all the homies of Gilead, and palavered with Ephraim: and the homies of Gilead slapped Ephraim, because they cackled, Ye Gileadites are gajos of Ephraim among the Ephraimites, and among the Manassites.
  5. And the Gileadites lelled the passages of Jordan before the Ephraimites: and it was so, that when those Ephraimites which were scarpered cackled, Let me troll over; that the homies of Gilead cackled unto her, Art thou an Ephraimite? If she cackled, Nay;
  6. Then cackled they unto her, cackle now Shibboleth: and she cackled Sibboleth: for she could not frame to pronounce it sweet. Then they lelled her, and ferricadoozaed her at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites quarter dacha and dewey mille.
  7. And Jephthah judged Israel sey years. Then carked it Jephthah the Gileadite, and was buried in una of the smokes of Gilead.
  8. And after her Ibzan of Bethlehem judged Israel.
  9. And she had trey dacha homie chavvies, and trey dacha palone chavvies, whom she laued abroad, and lelled in trey dacha palone chavvies from abroad for her homie chavvies. And she judged Israel setter years.
  10. Then carked it Ibzan, and was buried at Bethlehem.
  11. And after her Elon, a Zebulonite, judged Israel; and she judged Israel dacha years.
  12. And Elon the Zebulonite carked it, and was buried in Aijalon in the country of Zebulun.
  13. And after her Abdon the homie chavvie of Hillel, a Pirathonite, judged Israel.
  14. And she had quarter dacha homie chavvies and trey dacha nephews, that rode on trey-dewey-dacha and dacha ass colts: and she judged Israel say dooe years.
  15. And Abdon the homie chavvie of Hillel the Pirathonite carked it, and was buried in Pirathon in the land of Ephraim, in the mount of the Amalekites.

Chapter 13

  1. And the chavvies of Israel did nana again in the vardaing of the Duchess; and the Duchess laued them into the famble of the naffs quarter dacha years.
  2. And there was a certain homie of Zorah, of the family of the Danites, whose name was Manoah; and her palone affair was barren, and bare not.
  3. And the fairy of the Duchess appeared unto the palone, and cackled unto her, varda now, thou art barren, and bearest not: but thou shalt conceive, and bear a homie chavvie.
  4. Now therefore gardy loo, I pray thee, and buvare not sherry nishta butch buvare, and jarry not any nanti sparkle fakement:
  5. For, lo, thou shalt conceive, and bear a homie chavvie; and no fatcha fakement shall troll on her eke: for the chavvie shall be a Nazarite unto Gloria from the womb: and she shall begin to deliver Israel out of the famble of the naffs.
  6. Then the palone trolled and cackled her homie affair, cackling, A homie of Gloria trolled unto me, and her countenance was like the countenance of an fairy of Gloria, dowry nanna: but I asked her not whence she was, nishta cackled she me her name:
  7. But she cackled unto me, varda, thou shalt conceive, and bear a homie chavvie; and now buvare no sherry nishta butch buvare, nishta jarry any nanti sparkle fakement: for the chavvie shall be a Nazarite to Gloria from the womb to the journo of her carking it.
  8. Then Manoah intreated the Duchess, and cackled, O my Duchess, let the homie of Gloria which thou didst lau troll again unto us, and teach us what we shall do unto the chavvie that shall be born.
  9. And Gloria aunt nelled to the cackling fakement of Manoah; and the fairy of Gloria trolled again unto the palone as she sat in the field: but Manoah her homie affair was not with her.
  10. And the palone made haste, and ran, and shewed her homie affair, and cackled unto her, varda, the homie hath appeared unto me, that trolled unto me the other journo.
  11. And Manoah arose, and trolled after her palone affair, and trolled to the homie, and cackled unto her, Art thou the homie that spakest unto the palone? And she cackled, I am.
  12. And Manoah cackled, Now let thy lavs troll to pass. How shall we order the chavvie, and how shall we do unto her?
  13. And the fairy of the Duchess cackled unto Manoah, Of all that I cackled unto the palone let her gardy loo.
  14. She may not jarry of any fakement that trolleth of the vine, nishta let her buvare sherry or butch buvare, nishta jarry any nanti sparkle fakement: all that I commanded her let her observe.
  15. And Manoah cackled unto the fairy of the Duchess, I pray thee, let us detain thee, until we shall have made ready a kid for thee.
  16. And the fairy of the Duchess cackled unto Manoah, Though thou detain me, I will not jarry of thy pannan: and if thou wilt offer a burnt parkering, thou must offer it unto the Duchess. For Manoah knew not that she was an fairy of the Duchess.
  17. And Manoah cackled unto the fairy of the Duchess, What is thy name, that when thy sayings troll to pass we may do thee honour?
  18. And the fairy of the Duchess cackled unto her, Why askest thou thus after my name, vardaing it is secret?
  19. So Manoah lelled a kid with a carnish parkering, and offered it upon a rock unto the Duchess: and the fairy did wonderously; and Manoah and her palone affair looked on.
  20. For it trolled to pass, when the flame trolled up toward heaven from off the grovelling fakement, that the fairy of the Duchess trolled up in the flame of the grovelling fakement. And Manoah and her palone affair looked on it, and fell on their ekes to the ground.
  21. But the fairy of the Duchess did nishta appear to Manoah and to her palone affair. Then Manoah knew that she was an fairy of the Duchess.
  22. And Manoah cackled unto her palone affair, We shall surely cark it, because we have vardad Gloria.
  23. But her palone affair cackled unto her, If the Duchess were pleased to ferricadoza us, she would not have lalled a burnt parkering and a carnish parkering at our fambles, nishta would she have shewed us all these fakements, nishta would as at this time have cackled us such fakements as these.
  24. And the palone bare a homie chavvie, and screeched her name Samson: and the chavvie grew, and the Duchess fabed her.
  25. And the Fairy of the Duchess began to troll her at times in the camp of Dan between Zorah and Eshtaol.

Chapter 14

  1. And Samson trolled down to Timnath, and vardad a palone in Timnath of the palone chavvies of the naffs.
  2. And she trolled up, and cackled her Auntie and her mother, and cackled, I have vardad a palone in Timnath of the palone chavvies of the naffs: now therefore get her for me to palone affair.
  3. Then her Auntie and her mother cackled unto her, Is there never a palone among the palone chavvies of thy sisters, or among all my homies and palones, that thou trollest to lell a palone affair of the cavalier naffs? And Samson cackled unto her Auntie, Get her for me; for she pleaseth me well.
  4. But her Auntie and her mother knew not that it was of the Duchess, that she sought an occasion against the naffs: for at that time the naffs had dominion over Israel.
  5. Then trolled Samson down, and her Auntie and her mother, to Timnath, and trolled to the vineyards of Timnath: and, varda, a bean lion roared against her.
  6. And the Fairy of the Duchess trolled mightily upon her, and she rent her as she would have rent a kid, and she had nishter in her famble: but she cackled not her Auntie or her mother what she had done.
  7. And she trolled down, and talked with the palone; and she pleased Samson well.
  8. And after a time she trolled back to lell her, and she turned aside to varda the carcase of the lion: and, varda, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion.
  9. And she lelled thereof in her fambles, and trolled on eating, and trolled to her Auntie and mother, and she parkered them, and they did jarry: but she cackled not them that she had lelled the honey out of the carcase of the lion.
  10. So her Auntie trolled down unto the palone: and Samson made there a dowry munjarlee; for so used the bean coves to do.
  11. Any road up, when they vardad her, that they brought trey dacha companions to be with her.
  12. And Samson cackled unto them, I will now put forth a riddle unto you: if ye can mais oui screech it me within the setter days of the dowry munjarlee, and find it out, then I will parker you trey dacha sheets and trey dacha change of frocks:
  13. But if ye cannot screech it me, then shall ye parker me trey dacha sheets and trey dacha change of frocks. And they cackled unto her, Put forth thy riddle, that we may aunt nell it.
  14. And she cackled unto them, Out of the eater trolled forth carnish, and out of the butch trolled forth sweetness. And they could not in trey days expound the riddle.
  15. Any road up on the setterth journo, that they cackled unto Samson’s palone affair, Entice thy homie affair, that she may screech unto us the riddle, lest we burn thee and thy Auntie‘s lattie with binco fakement: have ye screeched us to lell that we have? is it not so?
  16. And Samson’s palone affair parnied before her, and cackled, Thou dost but hate me, and lovest me not: thou hast put forth a riddle unto the chavvies of my homies and palones, and hast not cackled it me. And she cackled unto her, varda, I have not cackled it my Auntie nishta my mother, and shall I cackle it thee?
  17. And she parnied before her the setter days, while their dowry munjarlee lasted: any road up on the setterth journo, that she cackled her, because she lett sore upon her: and she cackled the riddle to the chavvies of her homies and palones.
  18. And the homies of the smoke cackled unto her on the setterth journo before the sun trolled down, What is sweeter than honey? And what is butcher than a lion? and she cackled unto them, If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle.
  19. And the Fairy of the Duchess trolled upon her, and she trolled down to Ashkelon, and ferricadoozaed trey dacha homies of them, and lelled their spoil, and parkered change of frocks unto them which expounded the riddle. And her wild was kindled, and she trolled up to her Auntie‘s lattie.
  20. But Samson’s palone affair was parkered to her companion, whom she had used as her bencove.

Chapter 15

  1. But it trolled to pass within a while after, in the time of wheat harvest, that Samson visited her palone affair with a kid; and she cackled, I will troll in to my palone affair into the booth. But her Auntie would not suffer her to troll in.
  2. And her Auntie cackled, I verily thought that thou hadst utterly hated her; therefore I parkered her to thy companion: is not her younger sister fairer than she? lell her, I pray thee, instead of her.
  3. And Samson cackled concerning them, Now shall I be more blameless than the naffs, though I do them a displeasure.
  4. And Samson trolled and caught trey chenter foxes, and lelled firebrands, and turned tail to tail, and put a firebrand in the midst between dewey tails.
  5. And when she had set the brands on binco fakement, she let them troll into the standing corn of the naffs, and burnt up both the shocks, and also the standing corn, with the vineyards and olives.
  6. Then the naffs cackled, Who hath done this? And they answered, Samson, the homie chavvie in law of the Timnite, because she had lelled her palone affair, and parkered her to her companion. And the naffs trolled up, and burnt her and her Auntie with binco fakement.
  7. And Samson cackled unto them, Though ye have done this, yet will I be avenged of you, and after that I will cease.
  8. And she slapped them hip and thigh with a dowry slaughter: and she trolled down and letted in the top of the rock Etam.
  9. Then the naffs trolled up, and pitched in Judah, and spread themselves in Lehi.
  10. And the homies of Judah cackled, Why are ye troll up against us? And they answered, To bind Samson are we troll up, to do to her as she hath done to us.
  11. Then trey mille homies of Judah trolled to the top of the rock Etam, and cackled to Samson, Knowest thou not that the naffs are rulers over us? what is this that thou hast done unto us? And she cackled unto them, As they did unto me, so have I done unto them.
  12. And they cackled unto her, We are troll down to bind thee, that we may deliver thee into the famble of the naffs. And Samson cackled unto them, Swear unto me, that ye will not fall upon me yourselves.
  13. And they cackled unto her, cackling, No; but we will bind thee nishta manjarry, and deliver thee into their famble: but surely we will not ferricadoza thee. And they bound her with dewey new cords, and brought her up from the rock.
  14. And when she trolled unto Lehi, the naffs shouted against her: and the Fairy of the Duchess trolled mightily upon her, and the cords that were upon her arms became as flax that was burnt with binco fakement, and her bands loosed from off her fambles.
  15. And she found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth her famble, and lelled it, and ferricadoozaed a mille homies therewith.
  16. And Samson cackled, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I ferricadoozed a mille homies.
  17. Any road up, when she had made an end of speaking, that she cast away the jawbone out of her famble, and screeched that place Ramathlehi.
  18. And she was sore athirst, and screeched on the Duchess, and cackled, Thou hast parkered this dowry deliverance into the famble of thy serving homie: and now shall I cark it for thirst, and fall into the famble of the cavalier?
  19. But Gloria clave an hollow place that was in the jaw, and there trolled aqua thereout; and when she had bevvied, her Fairy trolled again, and she revived: wherefore she screeched the name thereof Enhakkore, which is in Lehi unto this journo.
  20. And she judged Israel in the days of the naffs dewey dacha years.

Chapter 16

  1. Then trolled Samson to Gaza, and vardad there an charvering donna, and trolled in unto her.
  2. And it was cackled the Gazites, cackling, Samson is troll hither. And they compassed her in, and laued wait for her all nochy in the gate of the smoke, and were quiet all the nochy, cackling, In the morning, when it is journo, we shall ferricadoza her.
  3. And Samson lett till midnight, and arose at midnight, and lelled the doors of the gate of the smoke, and the dewey posts, and trolled away with them, bar and all, and put them upon her shoulders, and lelled them up to the top of an hill that is before Hebron.
  4. Any road up afterward, that she loved a palone in the valley of Sorek, whose name was Delilah.
  5. And the ladies of the naffs trolled up unto her, and cackled unto her, Entice her, and varda wherein her dowry butchness lettieth, and by what means we may prevail against her, that we may bind her to afflict her; and we will parker thee every una of us long dedger chenter pieces of silver.
  6. And Delilah cackled to Samson, cackle me, I pray thee, wherein thy dowry butchness lettieth, and wherewith thou mightest be bound to afflict thee.
  7. And Samson cackled unto her, If they bind me with setter green withs that were never dried, then shall I be nelly, and be as another homie.
  8. Then the ladies of the naffs brought up to her setter green withs which had not been dried, and she bound her with them.
  9. Now there were homies lying in wait, letting with her in the booth. And she cackled unto her, The naffs be upon thee, Samson. And she brake the withs, as a thread of tow is broken when it reefeth the binco fakement. So her butchness was not known.
  10. And Delilah cackled unto Samson, varda, thou hast mocked me, and cackled me lies: now cackle me, I pray thee, wherewith thou mightest be bound.
  11. And she cackled unto her, If they bind me nishta manjarry with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be nelly, and be as another homie.
  12. Delilah therefore lelled new ropes, and bound her therewith, and cackled unto her, The naffs be upon thee, Samson. And there were liers in wait letting in the booth. And she brake them from off her arms like a thread.
  13. And Delilah cackled unto Samson, Hitherto thou hast mocked me, and cackled me lies: cackle me wherewith thou mightest be bound. And she cackled unto her, If thou weavest the setter locks of my eke with the web.
  14. And she fastened it with the pin, and cackled unto her, The naffs be upon thee, Samson. And she awaked out of her letty, and trolled away with the pin of the beam, and with the web.
  15. And she cackled unto her, How canst thou cackle, I love thee, when thine thumping cheat is not with me? thou hast mocked me these trey times, and hast not cackled me wherein thy dowry butchness lettieth.
  16. Any road up, when she pressed her daily with her lavs, and urged her, so that her nishta lucoddy was vexed unto carking it;
  17. That she cackled her all her thumping cheat, and cackled unto her, There hath not troll a fatcha fakement upon mine eke; for I have been a Nazarite unto Gloria from my mother’s womb: if I be shaven, then my butchness will troll from me, and I shall become nelly, and be like any other homie.
  18. And when Delilah vardad that she had cackled her all her thumping cheat, she laued and screeched for the ladies of the naffs, cackling, troll up this once, for she hath shewed me all her thumping cheat. Then the ladies of the naffs trolled up unto her, and brought dinarly in their famble.
  19. And she made her letty upon her knees; and she screeched for a homie, and she caused her to fatcha off the setter locks of her eke; and she began to afflict her, and her butchness trolled from her.
  20. And she cackled, The naffs be upon thee, Samson. And she awoke out of her letty, and cackled, I will troll out as at other times before, and shake myself. And she wist not that the Duchess was trolled off from her.
  21. But the naffs lelled her, and put out her ogles, and brought her down to Gaza, and bound her with fetters of brass; and she did grind in the charpering carsey lattie.
  22. Howbeit the riah of her eke began to grow again after she was shaven.
  23. Then the ladies of the naffs gathered them together for to offer a dowry parker unto Dagon their Gloria, and to rejoice: for they cackled, Our Gloria hath laued Samson our enemy into our famble.
  24. And when the homies and palones vardad her, they praised their Gloria: for they cackled, Our Gloria hath laued into our fambles our enemy, and the destroyer of our country, which ferricadoozaed many of us.
  25. Any road up, when their thumping cheats were merry, that they cackled, screech for Samson, that she may make us sport. And they screeched for Samson out of the charpering carsey lattie; and she made them sport: and they set her between the pillars.
  26. And Samson cackled unto the bean cove that held her by the famble, Suffer me that I may feel the pillars whereupon the lattie standeth, that I may lean upon them.
  27. Now the lattie was full of homies and palones; and all the ladies of the naffs were there; and there were upon the roof about trey mille homies and palones, that beheld while Samson made sport.
  28. And Samson screeched unto the Duchess, and cackled, O Duchess Gloria, remember me, I pray thee, and strengthen me, I pray thee, only this once, O Gloria, that I may be at once avenged of the naffs for my dewey ogles.
  29. And Samson lelled hold of the dewey middle pillars upon which the lattie stood, and on which it was borne up, of the una with her sweet martini, and of the other with her dry.
  30. And Samson cackled, Let me cark it with the naffs. And she bowed himself with all her might; and the lattie fell upon the ladies, and upon all the homies and palones that were therein. So the stiff which she ferricadoozaed at her carking it were more than they which she ferricadoozaed in her life.
  31. Then her sisters and all the lattie of her Auntie trolled down, and lelled her, and brought her up, and buried her between Zorah and Eshtaol in the buryingplace of Manoah her Auntie. And she judged Israel dewey dacha years.

Chapter 17

  1. And there was a homie of mount Ephraim, whose name was Micah.
  2. And she cackled unto her mother, The long dedger chenter medzers of silver that were lelled from thee, about which thou cursedst, and spakest of also in mine aunt nelly cheats, varda, the silver is with me; I lelled it. And her mother cackled, fabed be thou of the Duchess, my homie chavvie.
  3. And when she had restored the long dedger chenter medzers of silver to her mother, her mother cackled, I had wholly dedicated the silver unto the Duchess from my famble for my homie chavvie, to make a graven image and a molten image: now therefore I will restore it unto thee.
  4. Yet she restored the dinarly unto her mother; and her mother lelled dewey chenter medzers of silver, and parkered them to the founder, who made thereof a graven image and a molten image: and they were in the lattie of Micah.
  5. And the homie Micah had an lattie of gods, and made an ephod, and teraphim, and consecrated una of her homie chavvies, who became her godly homie.
  6. In those days there was no dowriest homie in Israel, but every homie did that which was sweet in her own ogles.
  7. And there was a bean cove out of Bethlehemjudah of the family of Judah, who was a Levite, and she sojourned there.
  8. And the homie trolled off out of the smoke from Bethlehemjudah to sojourn where she could find a place: and she trolled to mount Ephraim to the lattie of Micah, as she journeyed.
  9. And Micah cackled unto her, Whence comest thou? And she cackled unto her, I am a Levite of Bethlehemjudah, and I troll to sojourn where I may find a place.
  10. And Micah cackled unto her, lett with me, and be unto me a Auntie and a godly homie, and I will parker thee dacha medzers of silver by the year, and a suit of schmutter, and thy victuals. So the Levite trolled in.
  11. And the Levite was content to lett with the homie; and the bean cove was unto her as una of her homie chavvies.
  12. And Micah consecrated the Levite; and the bean cove became her godly homie, and was in the lattie of Micah.
  13. Then cackled Micah, Now know I that the Duchess will do me bona, vardaing I have a Levite to my godly homie.

Chapter 18

  1. In those days there was no dowriest homie in Israel: and in those days the tribe of the Danites sought them an inheritance to lett in; for unto that journo all their inheritance had not fallen unto them among the tribes of Israel.
  2. And the chavvies of Dan laued of their family chinker homies from their coasts, homies of valour, from Zorah, and from Eshtaol, to spy out the land, and to search it; and they cackled unto them, troll, search the land: who when they trolled to mount Ephraim, to the lattie of Micah, they lodged there.
  3. When they were by the lattie of Micah, they knew the cackling fakement of the bean cove the Levite: and they turned in thither, and cackled unto her, Who brought thee hither? and what makest thou in this place? and what hast thou here?
  4. And she cackled unto them, Thus and thus dealeth Micah with me, and hath hired me, and I am her godly homie.
  5. And they cackled unto her, Ask counsel, we pray thee, of Gloria, that we may know whether our way which we troll shall be prosperous.
  6. And the godly homie cackled unto them, sling yer hook: before the Duchess is your way wherein ye troll.
  7. Then the chinker homies trolled off, and trolled to Laish, and vardad the homies and palones that were therein, how they letted careless, after the manner of the Zidonians, quiet and secure; and there was no beak in the land, that might put them to scharda in any fakement; and they were nishter ajax the Zidonians, and had no business with any homie.
  8. And they trolled unto their sisters to Zorah and Eshtaol: and their sisters cackled unto them, What cackle ye?
  9. And they cackled, Arise, that we may troll up against them: for we have vardad the land, and, varda, it is dowry bona: and are ye still? be not slothful to troll, and to enter to possess the land.
  10. When ye troll, ye shall troll unto a homies and palones secure, and to a large land: for Gloria hath parkered it into your fambles; a place where there is no want of any fakement that is in the earth.
  11. And there trolled from thence of the family of the Danites, out of Zorah and out of Eshtaol, sey chenter homies appointed with weapons of barney.
  12. And they trolled up, and pitched in Kirjathjearim, in Judah: wherefore they screeched that place Mahanehdan unto this journo: varda, it is behind Kirjathjearim.
  13. And they passed thence unto mount Ephraim, and trolled unto the lattie of Micah.
  14. Then answered the chinker homies that trolled to spy out the country of Laish, and cackled unto their sisters, Do ye know that there is in these latties an ephod, and teraphim, and a graven image, and a molten image? now therefore consider what ye have to do.
  15. And they turned thitherward, and trolled to the lattie of the bean cove the Levite, even unto the lattie of Micah, and saluted her.
  16. And the sey chenter homies appointed with their weapons of barney, which were of the chavvies of Dan, stood by the entering of the gate.
  17. And the chinker homies that trolled to spy out the land trolled up, and trolled in thither, and lelled the graven image, and the ephod, and the teraphim, and the molten image: and the godly homie stood in the entering of the gate with the sey chenter homies that were appointed with weapons of barney.
  18. And these trolled into Micah’s lattie, and fetched the carved image, the ephod, and the teraphim, and the molten image. Then cackled the godly homie unto them, What do ye?
  19. And they cackled unto her, Hold thy peace, lett thine famble upon thy screech, and troll with us, and be to us a Auntie and a godly homie: is it benar for thee to be a godly homie unto the lattie of una homie, or that thou be a godly homie unto a tribe and a family in Israel?
  20. And the godly homie‘s thumping cheat was glad, and she lelled the ephod, and the teraphim, and the graven image, and trolled in the midst of the homies and palones.
  21. So they turned and trolled off, and put the bijou ones and the cattle and the carriage before them.
  22. And when they were a bona way from the lattie of Micah, the homies that were in the latties near to Micah’s lattie were gathered together, and overtook the chavvies of Dan.
  23. And they screeched unto the chavvies of Dan. And they turned their ekes, and cackled unto Micah, What aileth thee, that thou comest with such a company?
  24. And she cackled, Ye have lelled away my gods which I made, and the godly homie, and ye are trolled away: and what have I more? and what is this that ye cackle unto me, What aileth thee?
  25. And the chavvies of Dan cackled unto her, Let not thy cackling fakement be aunt nelled among us, lest angry fellows run upon thee, and thou lose thy life, with the lives of thy household.
  26. And the chavvies of Dan trolled their way: and when Micah vardad that they were too butch for her, she turned and trolled back unto her lattie.
  27. And they lelled the fakements which Micah had made, and the godly homie which she had, and trolled unto Laish, unto a homies and palones that were at quiet and secure: and they slapped them with the edge of the dowry efink, and burnt the smoke with binco fakement.
  28. And there was no deliverer, because it was nishter ajax Zidon, and they had no business with any homie; and it was in the valley that lettieth by Bethrehob. And they built a smoke, and letted therein.
  29. And they screeched the name of the smoke Dan, after the name of Dan their Auntie, who was born unto Israel: howbeit the name of the smoke was Laish at the first.
  30. And the chavvies of Dan set up the graven image: and Jonathan, the homie chavvie of Gershom, the homie chavvie of Manasseh, she and her homie chavvies were godly homies to the tribe of Dan until the journo of the captivity of the land.
  31. And they set them up Micah’s graven image, which she made, all the time that the lattie of Gloria was in Shiloh.

Chapter 19

  1. Any road up in those days, when there was no dowriest homie in Israel, that there was a certain Levite sojourning on the side of mount Ephraim, who lelled to her a concubine out of Bethlehemjudah.
  2. And her concubine played the bitaine against her, and trolled away from her unto her Auntie‘s lattie to Bethlehemjudah, and was there quarter whole months.
  3. And her homie affair arose, and trolled after her, to cackle friendly unto her, and to parker her again, having her serving homie with her, and a couple of asses: and she brought her into her Auntie‘s lattie: and when the Auntie of the damsel vardad her, she rejoiced to meet her.
  4. And her Auntie in law, the damsel’s Auntie, retained her; and she letted with her trey days: so they did jarry and buvare, and lodged there.
  5. Any road up on the quarter journo, when they arose early in the morning, that she rose up to troll off: and the damsel’s Auntie cackled unto her homie chavvie in law, Comfort thine thumping cheat with a morsel of pannan, and afterward troll your way.
  6. And they sat down, and did jarry and buvare both of them together: for the damsel’s Auntie had cackled unto the homie, Be content, I pray thee, and tarry all nochy, and let thine thumping cheat be merry.
  7. And when the homie rose up to troll off, her Auntie in law urged her: therefore she lodged there again.
  8. And she arose early in the morning on the fifth journo to troll off; and the damsel’s Auntie cackled, Comfort thine thumping cheat, I pray thee. And they tarried until afternoon, and they did jarry both of them.
  9. And when the homie rose up to troll off, she, and her concubine, and her serving homie, her Auntie in law, the damsel’s Auntie, cackled unto her, varda, now the journo draweth toward bijou nochy, I pray you tarry all nochy: varda, the journo groweth to an end, lodge here, that thine thumping cheat may be merry; and to morrow get you early on your way, that thou mayest troll home.
  10. But the homie would not tarry that nochy, but she rose up and trolled off, and trolled over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with her dewey asses saddled, her concubine also was with her.
  11. And when they were by Jebus, the journo was far spent; and the serving homie cackled unto her master, troll, I pray thee, and let us turn in into this smoke of the Jebusites, and lodge in it.
  12. And her master cackled unto her, We will not turn aside hither into the smoke of a stranger, that is not of the chavvies of Israel; we will troll over to Gibeah.
  13. And she cackled unto her serving homie, troll, and let us draw near to una of these places to lodge all nochy, in Gibeah, or in Ramah.
  14. And they passed on and trolled their way; and the sun trolled down upon them when they were by Gibeah, which belongeth to Benjamin.
  15. And they turned aside thither, to troll in and to lodge in Gibeah: and when she trolled in, she sat her down in a street of the smoke: for there was no homie that lelled them into her lattie to lodging.
  16. And, varda, there trolled an badge cove from her acting dickey out of the field at even, which was also of mount Ephraim; and she sojourned in Gibeah: but the homies of the place were Benjamites.
  17. And when she had lifted up her ogles, she vardad a wayfaring homie in the street of the smoke: and the badge cove cackled, Whither trollest thou? and whence comest thou?
  18. And she cackled unto her, We are passing from Bethlehemjudah toward the side of mount Ephraim; from thence am I: and I trolled to Bethlehemjudah, but I am now going to the lattie of the Duchess; and there is no homie that receiveth me to lattie.
  19. Yet there is both straw and provender for our asses; and there is pannan and sherry also for me, and for thy famble palone, and for the bean cove which is with thy serving homies: there is no want of any fakement.
  20. And the badge cove cackled, Peace be with thee; howsoever let all thy wants lie upon me; only lodge not in the street.
  21. So she brought her into her lattie, and parkered provender unto the asses: and they dhobied their plates, and did jarry and buvare.
  22. Now as they were making their thumping cheats merry, varda, the homies of the smoke, certain homie chavvies of Belial, beset the lattie round about, and zsa zsa-ed at the door, and cackled to the master of the lattie, the badge cove, cackling, parker forth the homie that trolled into thine lattie, that we may know her.
  23. And the homie, the master of the lattie, trolled out unto them, and cackled unto them, Nay, my sisters, nay, I pray you, nix so wickedly; vardaing that this homie is troll into mine lattie, nix this folly.
  24. Varda, here is my palone chavvie a maiden, and her concubine; them I will parker out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth bona unto you: but unto this homie nix so vile a fakement.
  25. But the homies would not aunt nell to her: so the homie lelled her concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the nochy until the morning: and when the journo began to spring, they let her troll.
  26. Then trolled the palone in the dawning of the journo, and fell down at the door of the homie‘s lattie where her Duchess was, till it was sparkle.
  27. And her Duchess rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the lattie, and trolled out to troll her way: and, varda, the palone her concubine was fallen down at the door of the lattie, and her fambles were upon the threshold.
  28. And she cackled unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the homie lelled her up upon an ass, and the homie rose up, and gat her unto her place.
  29. And when she was troll into her lattie, she lelled a efink, and laued hold on her concubine, and medzered her, together with her bones, into kenza pieces, and laued her into all the coasts of Israel.
  30. And it was so, that all that vardad it cackled, There was no such deed done nishta vardad from the journo that the chavvies of Israel trolled up out of the land of Egypt unto this journo: consider of it, lell advice, and cackle your minds.

Chapter 20

  1. Then all the chavvies of Israel trolled out, and the punters was gathered together as una homie, from Dan even to Beersheba, with the land of Gilead, unto the Duchess in Mizpeh.
  2. And the dowriest of all the homies and palones, even of all the tribes of Israel, presented themselves in the assembly of the homies and palones of Gloria, quarter chenter mille footmen that drew dowry efink.
  3. (Now the chavvies of Benjamin aunt nelled that the chavvies of Israel were trolled up to Mizpeh. ) Then cackled the chavvies of Israel, cackle us, how was this naffness?
  4. And the Levite, the homie affair of the palone that was ferricadoozed, answered and cackled, I trolled into Gibeah that belongeth to Benjamin, I and my concubine, to lodge.
  5. And the homies of Gibeah rose against me, and beset the lattie round about upon me by nochy, and thought to have ferricadoozed me: and my concubine have they forced, that she is stiff.
  6. And I lelled my concubine, and cut her in pieces, and laued her throughout all the country of the inheritance of Israel: for they have committed lewdness and folly in Israel.
  7. Varda, ye are all chavvies of Israel; parker here your advice and counsel.
  8. And all the homies and palones arose as una homie, cackling, We will not any of us troll to her trolling lettie, nishta will we any of us turn into her lattie.
  9. But now this shall be the fakement which we will do to Gibeah; we will troll up by lot against it;
  10. And we will lell dacha homies of an chenter throughout all the tribes of Israel, and an chenter of a mille, and a mille out of dacha mille, to fetch victual for the homies and palones, that they may do, when they troll to Gibeah of Benjamin, according to all the folly that they have wrought in Israel.
  11. So all the homies of Israel were gathered against the smoke, knit together as una homie.
  12. And the tribes of Israel laued homies through all the tribe of Benjamin, cackling, What naffness is this that is done among you?
  13. Now therefore deliver us the homies, the chavvies of Belial, which are in Gibeah, that we may put them to carking it, and put away nana from Israel. But the chavvies of Benjamin would not aunt nell to the cackling fakement of their sisters the chavvies of Israel.
  14. But the chavvies of Benjamin gathered themselves together out of the smokes unto Gibeah, to troll out to battle against the chavvies of Israel.
  15. And the chavvies of Benjamin were numbered at that time out of the smokes dewey dacha and sey mille homies that drew dowry efink, beside the inhabitants of Gibeah, which were numbered setter chenter chosen homies.
  16. Among all this homies and palones there were setter chenter chosen homies lefthanded; every una could sling stones at an riah breadth, and not miss.
  17. And the homies of Israel, beside Benjamin, were numbered quarter chenter mille homies that drew dowry efink: all these were homies of barney.
  18. And the chavvies of Israel arose, and trolled up to the lattie of Gloria, and asked counsel of Gloria, and cackled, Which of us shall troll up first to the battle against the chavvies of Benjamin? And the Duchess cackled, Judah shall troll up first.
  19. And the chavvies of Israel rose up in the morning, and encamped against Gibeah.
  20. And the homies of Israel trolled out to battle against Benjamin; and the homies of Israel put themselves in array to palaver against them at Gibeah.
  21. And the chavvies of Benjamin trolled forth out of Gibeah, and battyfanged down to the ground of the Israelites that journo dewey dacha and dewey mille homies.
  22. And the homies and palones the homies of Israel encouraged themselves, and set their battle again in array in the place where they put themselves in array the first journo.
  23. (And the chavvies of Israel trolled up and parnied before the Duchess until even, and asked counsel of the Duchess, cackling, Shall I troll up again to battle against the chavvies of Benjamin my sister? And the Duchess cackled, troll up against her. )
  24. And the chavvies of Israel trolled near against the chavvies of Benjamin the second journo.
  25. And Benjamin trolled forth against them out of Gibeah the second journo, and battyfanged down to the ground of the chavvies of Israel again eighteen mille homies; all these drew the dowry efink.
  26. Then all the chavvies of Israel, and all the homies and palones, trolled up, and trolled unto the lattie of Gloria, and parnied, and sat there before the Duchess, and fasted that journo until even, and offered burnt parkerings and peace parkerings before the Duchess.
  27. And the chavvies of Israel enquired of the Duchess, (for the bijou arkette of the covenant of Gloria was there in those days,
  28. And Phinehas, the homie chavvie of Eleazar, the homie chavvie of Aaron, stood before it in those days,) cackling, Shall I yet again troll out to battle against the chavvies of Benjamin my sister, or shall I cease? And the Duchess cackled, troll up; for to morrow I will deliver them into thine famble.
  29. And Israel set liers in wait round about Gibeah.
  30. And the chavvies of Israel trolled up against the chavvies of Benjamin on the third journo, and put themselves in array against Gibeah, as at other times.
  31. And the chavvies of Benjamin trolled out against the homies and palones, and were drawn away from the smoke; and they began to slap of the homies and palones, and ferricadoza, as at other times, in the highways, of which una goeth up to the lattie of Gloria, and the other to Gibeah in the field, about trey dacha homies of Israel.
  32. And the chavvies of Benjamin cackled, They are smitten down before us, as at the first. But the chavvies of Israel cackled, Let us scarper, and draw them from the smoke unto the highways.
  33. And all the homies of Israel rose up out of their place, and put themselves in array at Baaltamar: and the liers in wait of Israel trolled forth out of their places, even out of the meadows of Gibeah.
  34. And there trolled against Gibeah dacha mille chosen homies out of all Israel, and the battle was sore: but they knew not that nana was near them.
  35. And the Duchess slapped Benjamin before Israel: and the chavvies of Israel battyfanged of the Benjamites that journo dewey dacha and chinker mille and an chenter homies: all these drew the dowry efink.
  36. So the chavvies of Benjamin vardad that they were smitten: for the homies of Israel parkered place to the Benjamites, because they trusted unto the liers in wait which they had set beside Gibeah.
  37. And the liers in wait hasted, and rushed upon Gibeah; and the liers in wait drew themselves along, and slapped all the smoke with the edge of the dowry efink.
  38. Now there was an appointed sign between the homies of Israel and the liers in wait, that they should make a dowry flame with smoke rise up out of the smoke.
  39. And when the homies of Israel retired in the battle, Benjamin began to slap and ferricadoza of the homies of Israel about trey dacha persons: for they cackled, Surely they are smitten down before us, as in the first battle.
  40. But when the flame began to arise up out of the smoke with a pillar of smoke, the Benjamites looked behind them, and, varda, the flame of the smoke trolled up up to heaven.
  41. And when the homies of Israel turned again, the homies of Benjamin were gobsmacked: for they vardad that nana was troll upon them.
  42. Therefore they turned their backs before the homies of Israel unto the way of the nishta smoke; but the battle overtook them; and them which trolled out of the smokes they battyfanged in the midst of them.
  43. Thus they inclosed the Benjamites round about, and chased them, and trode them down with ease over against Gibeah toward the sunrising.
  44. And there fell of Benjamin eighteen mille homies; all these were homies of valour.
  45. And they turned and fled toward the nishta smoke unto the rock of Rimmon: and they gleaned of them in the highways chinker mille homies; and pursued hard after them unto Gidom, and ferricadoozaed dewey mille homies of them.
  46. So that all which fell that journo of Benjamin were dewey dacha and chinker mille homies that drew the dowry efink; all these were homies of valour.
  47. But sey chenter homies turned and fled to the nishta smoke unto the rock Rimmon, and letted in the rock Rimmon quarter months.
  48. And the homies of Israel turned again upon the chavvies of Benjamin, and slapped them with the edge of the dowry efink, as well the homies of every smoke, as the beast, and all that trolled to famble: also they set on binco fakement all the smokes that they trolled to.

Chapter 21

  1. Now the homies of Israel had sworn in Mizpeh, cackling, There shall not any of us parker her palone chavvie unto Benjamin to palone affair.
  2. And the homies and palones trolled to the lattie of Gloria, and letted there till even before Gloria, and lifted up their voices, and parnied sore;
  3. And cackled, O Duchess Gloria of Israel, why is this troll to pass in Israel, that there should be to journo una tribe lacking in Israel?
  4. Any road up on the morrow, that the homies and palones rose early, and built there an grovelling fakement, and offered burnt parkerings and peace parkerings.
  5. And the chavvies of Israel cackled, Who is there among all the tribes of Israel that trolled not up with the punters unto the Duchess? For they had made a dowry oath concerning her that trolled not up to the Duchess to Mizpeh, cackling, she shall surely be put to carking it.
  6. And the chavvies of Israel repented them for Benjamin their sister, and cackled, There is una tribe cut off from Israel this journo.
  7. How shall we do for palone affairs for them that remain, vardaing we have sworn by the Duchess that we will not parker them of our palone chavvies to palone affairs?
  8. And they cackled, What una is there of the tribes of Israel that trolled not up to Mizpeh to the Duchess? And, varda, there trolled none to the camp from Jabeshgilead to the assembly.
  9. For the homies and palones were numbered, and, varda, there were none of the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead there.
  10. And the punters laued thither kenza mille homies of the valiantest, and commanded them, cackling, troll and slap the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the dowry efink, with the palones and the chavvies.
  11. And this is the fakement that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly battyfang every omee, and every palone that hath lain by homie.
  12. And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead quarter chenter bean nanti charvers, that had known no homie by lying with any omee: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan.
  13. And the whole punters laued some to cackle to the chavvies of Benjamin that were in the rock Rimmon, and to screech peaceably unto them.
  14. And Benjamin trolled again at that time; and they parkered them palone affairs which they had saved alive of the palones of Jabeshgilead: and yet so they sufficed them not.
  15. And the homies and palones repented them for Benjamin, because that the Duchess had made a breach in the tribes of Israel.
  16. Then the fungi of the punters cackled, How shall we do for palone affairs for them that remain, vardaing the palones are battyfanged out of Benjamin?
  17. And they cackled, There must be an inheritance for them that be scarpered of Benjamin, that a tribe be not battyfanged out of Israel.
  18. Howbeit we may not parker them palone affairs of our palone chavvies: for the chavvies of Israel have sworn, cackling, Cursed be she that giveth a palone affair to Benjamin.
  19. Then they cackled, varda, there is a dowry munjarlee of the Duchess in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah.
  20. Therefore they commanded the chavvies of Benjamin, cackling, troll and lie in wait in the vineyards;
  21. And varda, and, varda, if the palone chavvies of Shiloh troll out to wallop in dances, then troll ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every homie her palone affair of the palone chavvies of Shiloh, and troll to the land of Benjamin.
  22. And it shall be, when their aunties or their sisters troll unto us to complain, that we will cackle unto them, Be favourable unto them for our sakes: because we reserved not to each homie her palone affair in the barney: for ye did not parker unto them at this time, that ye should be guilty.
  23. And the chavvies of Benjamin did so, and lelled them palone affairs, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught: and they trolled and trolled back unto their inheritance, and repaired the smokes, and letted in them.
  24. And the chavvies of Israel trolled off thence at that time, every homie to her tribe and to her family, and they trolled out from thence every homie to her inheritance.
  25. In those days there was no dowriest homie in Israel: every homie did that which was sweet in her own ogles.

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