“Esther”

Chapter 1

  1. Now it trolled to pass in the days of Ahasuerus, (this is Ahasuerus which reigned, from India even unto Ethiopia, over an chenter and setter and dewey dacha provinces:)
  2. That in those days, when the dowriest homie Ahasuerus sat on the throne of her kingdom, which was in Shushan the dowry lattie,
  3. In the third year of her reign, she made a dowry munjarlee unto all her princesses and her serving homies; the power of Persia and Media, the nobles and princesses of the provinces, being before her:
  4. When she shewed the riches of her fabe kingdom and the honour of her fantabulosa fabularity many days, even an chenter and fourscore days.
  5. And when these days were expired, the dowriest homie made a dowry munjarlee unto all the homies and palones that were present in Shushan the dowry lattie, both unto dowry and pogey, setter days, in the court of the garden of the dowriest homie‘s dowry lattie;
  6. Where were white, green, and blue, hangings, fastened with cords of bona lycra and purple to silver famble cheats and pillars of marble: the beds were of gelt and silver, upon a pavement of red, and blue, and white, and goolie, marble.
  7. And they parkered them buvare in fakements of gelt, (the fakements being diverse una from another,) and royal sherry in abundance, according to the state of the dowriest homie.
  8. And the bevvying was according to the law; none did compel: for so the dowriest homie had appointed to all the hilda handcuffs of her lattie, that they should do according to every homie‘s pleasure.
  9. Also Vashti the dowriest palone made a dowry munjarlee for the palones in the royal lattie which belonged to dowriest homie Ahasuerus.
  10. On the setterth journo, when the thumping cheat of the dowriest homie was merry with sherry, she commanded Mehuman, Biztha, Harbona, Bigtha, and Abagtha, Zethar, and Carcas, the setter chamberlains that served in the presence of Ahasuerus the dowriest homie,
  11. To parker Vashti the dowriest palone before the dowriest homie with the mudge royal, to shew the homies and palones and the princesses her beauty: for she was filly to varda on.
  12. But the dowriest palone Vashti refused to troll at the dowriest homie‘s butch lav by her chamberlains: therefore was the dowriest homie dowry dander, and her wild burned in her.
  13. Then the dowriest homie cackled to the wise homies, which knew the times, (for so was the dowriest homie‘s manner toward all that knew law and judgment:
  14. And the next unto her was Carshena, Shethar, Admatha, Tarshish, Meres, Marsena, and Memucan, the setter princesses of Persia and Media, which vardad the dowriest homie‘s eke, and which sat the first in the kingdom;)
  15. What shall we do unto the dowriest palone Vashti according to law, because she hath not performed the butch lav of the dowriest homie Ahasuerus by the chamberlains?
  16. And Memucan answered before the dowriest homie and the princesses, Vashti the dowriest palone hath not done wrong to the dowriest homie only, but also to all the princesses, and to all the homies and palones that are in all the provinces of the dowriest homie Ahasuerus.
  17. For this deed of the dowriest palone shall troll abroad unto all palones, so that they shall despise their homie affairs in their ogles, when it shall be reported, The dowriest homie Ahasuerus commanded Vashti the dowriest palone to be brought in before her, but she trolled not.
  18. Likewise shall the ladies of Persia and Media cackle this journo unto all the dowriest homie‘s princesses, which have aunt nelled of the deed of the dowriest palone. Thus shall there arise too dowry contempt and wrath.
  19. If it please the dowriest homie, let there troll a royal butch lav from her, and let it be screeved among the laws of the Persians and the Medes, that it be not altered, That Vashti troll nishta before dowriest homie Ahasuerus; and let the dowriest homie parker her royal estate unto another that is benar than she.
  20. And when the dowriest homie‘s decree which she shall make shall be published throughout all her empire, (for it is dowry,) all the palone affairs shall parker to their homie affairs honour, both to dowry and pogey.
  21. And the cackling pleased the dowriest homie and the princesses; and the dowriest homie did according to the lav of Memucan:
  22. For she laued letters into all the dowriest homie‘s provinces, into every province according to the screeving thereof, and to every homies and palones after their language, that every homie should bear rule in her own lattie, and that it should be published according to the language of every homies and palones.

Chapter 2

  1. After these fakements, when the wrath of dowriest homie Ahasuerus was appeased, she remembered Vashti, and what she had done, and what was decreed against her.
  2. Then cackled the dowriest homie‘s serving homies that ministered unto her, Let there be filly bean nanti charvers sought for the dowriest homie:
  3. And let the dowriest homie appoint hilda handcuffs in all the provinces of her kingdom, that they may gather together all the filly bean nanti charvers unto Shushan the dowry lattie, to the lattie of the palones, unto the custody of Hege the dowriest homie‘s chamberlain, keeper of the palones; and let their fakements for purification be parkered them:
  4. And let the maiden which pleaseth the dowriest homie be dowriest palone instead of Vashti. And the fakement pleased the dowriest homie; and she did so.
  5. Now in Shushan the dowry lattie there was a certain kosher homie, whose name was Mordecai, the homie chavvie of Jair, the homie chavvie of Shimei, the homie chavvie of Kish, a Benjamite;
  6. Who had been lelled away from Jerusalem with the captivity which had been lelled away with Jeconiah dowriest homie of Judah, whom Nebuchadnezzar the dowriest homie of Babylon had lelled away.
  7. And she brought up Hadassah, that is, Esther, her uncle’s palone chavvie: for she had nishta Auntie nishta mother, and the maid was filly and beautiful; whom Mordecai, when her Auntie and mother were stiff, lelled for her own palone chavvie.
  8. So it trolled to pass, when the dowriest homie‘s butch lav and her decree was aunt nelled, and when many maidens were gathered together unto Shushan the dowry lattie, to the custody of Hegai, that Esther was brought also unto the dowriest homie‘s lattie, to the custody of Hegai, keeper of the palones.
  9. And the maiden pleased her, and she obtained kindness of her; and she speedily parkered her her fakements for purification, with such fakements as belonged to her, and setter maidens, which were meet to be parkered her, out of the dowriest homie‘s lattie: and she preferred her and her maids unto the best place of the lattie of the palones.
  10. Esther had not shewed her homies and palones nishta her kindred: for Mordecai had charged her that she should not shew it.
  11. And Mordecai minced every journo before the court of the palones‘s lattie, to know how Esther did, and what should become of her.
  12. Now when every maid’s turn was troll to troll in to dowriest homie Ahasuerus, after that she had been kenza months, according to the manner of the palones, (for so were the days of their purifications accomplished, to wit, sey months with lube of myrrh, and sey months with bona odours, and with other fakements for the purifying of the palones😉
  13. Then thus trolled every maiden unto the dowriest homie; whatsoever she fancied was parkered her to troll with her out of the lattie of the palones unto the dowriest homie‘s lattie.
  14. In the bijou nochy she trolled, and on the morrow she trolled back into the second lattie of the palones, to the custody of Shaashgaz, the dowriest homie‘s chamberlain, which kept the concubines: she trolled in unto the dowriest homie nishta, except the dowriest homie delighted in her, and that she were screeched by name.
  15. Now when the turn of Esther, the palone chavvie of Abihail the uncle of Mordecai, who had lelled her for her palone chavvie, was troll to troll in unto the dowriest homie, she required nishter but what Hegai the dowriest homie‘s chamberlain, the keeper of the palones, appointed. And Esther obtained favour in the vardaing of all them that looked upon her.
  16. So Esther was lelled unto dowriest homie Ahasuerus into her lattie royal in the dachath month, which is the month Tebeth, in the setterth year of her reign.
  17. And the dowriest homie loved Esther above all the palones, and she obtained gracie and favour in her vardaing more than all the nanti charvers; so that she set the royal mudge upon her eke, and made her dowriest palone instead of Vashti.
  18. Then the dowriest homie made a dowry dowry munjarlee unto all her princesses and her serving homies, even Esther’s dowry munjarlee; and she made a release to the provinces, and parkered gifts, according to the state of the dowriest homie.
  19. And when the nanti charvers were gathered together the second time, then Mordecai sat in the dowriest homie‘s gate.
  20. Esther had not yet shewed her kindred nishta her homies and palones; as Mordecai had charged her: for Esther did the butch lav of Mordecai, like as when she was brought up with her.
  21. In those days, while Mordecai sat in the dowriest homie‘s gate, dewey of the dowriest homie‘s chamberlains, Bigthan and Teresh, of those which kept the door, were dander, and sought to lett fambles on the dowriest homie Ahasuerus.
  22. And the fakement was known to Mordecai, who cackled it unto Esther the dowriest palone; and Esther certified the dowriest homie thereof in Mordecai’s name.
  23. And when inquisition was made of the matter, it was found out; therefore they were both hanged on a tree: and it was screeved in the glossy of the chronicles before the dowriest homie.

Chapter 3

  1. After these fakements did dowriest homie Ahasuerus promote Haman the homie chavvie of Hammedatha the Agagite, and advanced her, and set her seat above all the princesses that were with her.
  2. And all the dowriest homie‘s serving homies, that were in the dowriest homie‘s gate, bowed, and reverenced Haman: for the dowriest homie had so commanded concerning her. But Mordecai bowed not, nishta did her reverence.
  3. Then the dowriest homie‘s serving homies, which were in the dowriest homie‘s gate, cackled unto Mordecai, Why transgressest thou the dowriest homie‘s butch lav?
  4. Now it trolled to pass, when they cackled daily unto her, and she aunt nelled not unto them, that they cackled Haman, to varda whether Mordecai’s matters would stand: for she had cackled them that she was a kosher homie.
  5. And when Haman vardad that Mordecai bowed not, nishta did her reverence, then was Haman full of wrath.
  6. And she thought scorn to lett fambles on Mordecai alone; for they had shewed her the homies and palones of Mordecai: wherefore Haman sought to battyfang all the kosher homies that were throughout the whole kingdom of Ahasuerus, even the homies and palones of Mordecai.
  7. In the first month, that is, the month Nisan, in the twelfth year of dowriest homie Ahasuerus, they cast Pur, that is, the lot, before Haman from journo to journo, and from month to month, to the twelfth month, that is, the month Adar.
  8. And Haman cackled unto dowriest homie Ahasuerus, There is a certain homies and palones scattered abroad and dispersed among the homies and palones in all the provinces of thy kingdom; and their laws are diverse from all homies and palones; nishta keep they the dowriest homie‘s laws: therefore it is not for the dowriest homie‘s profit to suffer them.
  9. If it please the dowriest homie, let it be screeved that they may be battyfanged: and I will pay dacha mille talents of silver to the fambles of those that have the charge of the business, to parker it into the dowriest homie‘s treasuries.
  10. And the dowriest homie lelled her famble cheat from her famble, and parkered it unto Haman the homie chavvie of Hammedatha the Agagite, the kosher homies‘ enemy.
  11. And the dowriest homie cackled unto Haman, The silver is parkered to thee, the homies and palones also, to do with them as it seemeth bona to thee.
  12. Then were the dowriest homie‘s betty bracelets screeched on the thirteenth journo of the first month, and there was screeved according to all that Haman had commanded unto the dowriest homie‘s lieutenants, and to the governors that were over every province, and to the rulers of every homies and palones of every province according to the screeving thereof, and to every homies and palones after their language; in the name of dowriest homie Ahasuerus was it screeved, and sealed with the dowriest homie‘s famble cheat.
  13. And the letters were laued by posts into all the dowriest homie‘s provinces, to battyfang, to ferricadoza, and to cause to perish, all kosher homies, both bean and badge, bijou chavvies and palones, in una journo, even upon the thirteenth journo of the twelfth month, which is the month Adar, and to lell the spoil of them for a prey.
  14. The copy of the screeving for a butch lav to be parkered in every province was published unto all homies and palones, that they should be ready against that journo.
  15. The posts trolled out, being hastened by the dowriest homie‘s butch lav, and the decree was parkered in Shushan the dowry lattie. And the dowriest homie and Haman sat down to buvare; but the smoke Shushan was perplexed.

Chapter 4

  1. When Mordecai perceived all that was done, Mordecai rent her zhoosh, and put on nylon with ashes, and trolled out into the midst of the smoke, and screeched with a loud and a bitter screech;
  2. And trolled even before the dowriest homie‘s gate: for none might enter into the dowriest homie‘s gate clothed with nylon.
  3. And in every province, whithersoever the dowriest homie‘s butch lav and her decree trolled, there was dowry mourning among the kosher homies, and nistha manjarrying, and weeping, and wailing; and many lett in nylon and ashes.
  4. So Esther’s maids and her chamberlains trolled and cackled it her. Then was the dowriest palone exceedingly grieved; and she laued clobber to clothe Mordecai, and to lell away her nylon from her: but she lalled it not.
  5. Then screeched Esther for Hatach, una of the dowriest homie‘s chamberlains, whom she had appointed to attend upon her, and parkered her a butch lav to Mordecai, to know what it was, and why it was.
  6. So Hatach trolled forth to Mordecai unto the street of the smoke, which was before the dowriest homie‘s gate.
  7. And Mordecai cackled her of all that had happened unto her, and of the sum of the dinarly that Haman had promised to pay to the dowriest homie‘s treasuries for the kosher homies, to battyfang them.
  8. Also she parkered her the copy of the screeving of the decree that was parkered at Shushan to battyfang them, to shew it unto Esther, and to screech it unto her, and to charge her that she should troll in unto the dowriest homie, to make supplication unto her, and to make request before her for her homies and palones.
  9. And Hatach trolled and cackled Esther the lavs of Mordecai.
  10. Again Esther cackled unto Hatach, and parkered her butch lav unto Mordecai;
  11. All the dowriest homie‘s serving homies, and the homies and palones of the dowriest homie‘s provinces, do know, that whosoever, whether homie or palones, shall troll unto the dowriest homie into the inner court, who is not screeched, there is una law of her to put her to carking it, except such to whom the dowriest homie shall hold out the golden choad, that she may live: but I have not been screeched to troll in unto the dowriest homie these trey dacha days.
  12. And they cackled to Mordecai Esther’s lavs.
  13. Then Mordecai commanded to answer Esther, Think not with thyself that thou shalt escape in the dowriest homie‘s lattie, more than all the kosher homies.
  14. For if thou altogether holdest thy peace at this time, then shall there enlargement and deliverance arise to the kosher homies from another place; but thou and thy Auntie‘s lattie shall be battyfanged: and who knoweth whether thou art troll to the kingdom for such a time as this?
  15. Then Esther bade them return Mordecai this answer,
  16. Troll, gather together all the kosher homies that are present in Shushan, and nishta manjarry ye for me, and nishta jarry nishta buvare trey days, nochy or journo: I also and my maidens will nishta manjarry likewise; and so will I troll in unto the dowriest homie, which is not according to the law: and if I perish, I perish.
  17. So Mordecai trolled her way, and did according to all that Esther had commanded her.

Chapter 5

  1. Now it trolled to pass on the third journo, that Esther put on her royal schmutter, and stood in the inner court of the dowriest homie‘s lattie, over against the dowriest homie‘s lattie: and the dowriest homie sat upon her royal throne in the royal lattie, over against the gate of the lattie.
  2. And it was so, when the dowriest homie vardad Esther the dowriest palone standing in the court, that she obtained favour in her vardaing: and the dowriest homie held out to Esther the golden choad that was in her famble. So Esther drew near, and reefed the top of the choad.
  3. Then cackled the dowriest homie unto her, What wilt thou, dowriest palone Esther? and what is thy request? it shall be even parkered thee to the half of the kingdom.
  4. And Esther answered, If it seem bona unto the dowriest homie, let the dowriest homie and Haman troll this journo unto the banquet that I have prepared for her.
  5. Then the dowriest homie cackled, Cause Haman to make haste, that she may do as Esther hath cackled. So the dowriest homie and Haman trolled to the banquet that Esther had prepared.
  6. And the dowriest homie cackled unto Esther at the banquet of sherry, What is thy petition? and it shall be granted thee: and what is thy request? even to the half of the kingdom it shall be performed.
  7. Then answered Esther, and cackled, My petition and my request is;
  8. If I have found favour in the vardaing of the dowriest homie, and if it please the dowriest homie to grant my petition, and to perform my request, let the dowriest homie and Haman troll to the banquet that I shall prepare for them, and I will do to morrow as the dowriest homie hath cackled.
  9. Then trolled Haman forth that journo bona and with a glad thumping cheat: but when Haman vardad Mordecai in the dowriest homie‘s gate, that she stood not up, nishta trolled for her, she was full of indignation against Mordecai.
  10. Any road up Haman refrained himself: and when she trolled home, she laued and screeched for her bencoves, and Zeresh her palone affair.
  11. And Haman cackled them of the fabeness of her riches, and the multitude of her chavvies, and all the fakements wherein the dowriest homie had promoted her, and how she had advanced her above the princesses and serving homies of the dowriest homie.
  12. Haman cackled moreover, any road up, Esther the dowriest palone did let no homie troll in with the dowriest homie unto the banquet that she had prepared but myself; and to morrow am I invited unto her also with the dowriest homie.
  13. Yet all this availeth me nishter, so long as I varda Mordecai the kosher homie sitting at the dowriest homie‘s gate.
  14. Then cackled Zeresh her palone affair and all her bencoves unto her, Let a gallows be made of chinker dacha cubits high, and to morrow cackle thou unto the dowriest homie that Mordecai may be hanged thereon: then troll thou in merrily with the dowriest homie unto the banquet. And the fakement pleased Haman; and she caused the gallows to be made.

Chapter 6

  1. On that nochy could not the dowriest homie letty, and she commanded to parker the glossy of records of the chronicles; and they were varda the lavs before the dowriest homie.
  2. And it was found screeved, that Mordecai had cackled of Bigthana and Teresh, dewey of the dowriest homie‘s chamberlains, the keepers of the door, who sought to lett famble on the dowriest homie Ahasuerus.
  3. And the dowriest homie cackled, What honour and dignity hath been done to Mordecai for this? Then cackled the dowriest homie‘s serving homies that ministered unto her, There is nishter done for her.
  4. And the dowriest homie cackled, Who is in the court? Now Haman was troll into the outward court of the dowriest homie‘s lattie, to cackle unto the dowriest homie to hang Mordecai on the gallows that she had prepared for her.
  5. And the dowriest homie‘s serving homies cackled unto her, varda, Haman standeth in the court. And the dowriest homie cackled, Let her troll in.
  6. So Haman trolled in. And the dowriest homie cackled unto her, What shall be done unto the homie whom the dowriest homie delighteth to honour? Now Haman thought in her thumping cheat, To whom would the dowriest homie delight to do honour more than to myself?
  7. And Haman answered the dowriest homie, For the homie whom the dowriest homie delighteth to honour,
  8. Let the royal schmutter be brought which the dowriest homie useth to wear, and the horse that the dowriest homie rideth upon, and the mudge royal which is set upon her eke:
  9. And let this schmutter and horse be laued to the famble of una of the dowriest homie‘s most noble princesses, that they may array the homie withal whom the dowriest homie delighteth to honour, and parker her on horseback through the street of the smoke, and proclaim before her, Thus shall it be done to the homie whom the dowriest homie delighteth to honour.
  10. Then the dowriest homie cackled to Haman, Make haste, and lell the schmutter and the horse, as thou hast cackled, and do even so to Mordecai the kosher homie, that sitteth at the dowriest homie‘s gate: let nishter fail of all that thou hast cackled.
  11. Then lelled Haman the schmutter and the horse, and arrayed Mordecai, and brought her on horseback through the street of the smoke, and proclaimed before her, Thus shall it be done unto the homie whom the dowriest homie delighteth to honour.
  12. And Mordecai trolled again to the dowriest homie‘s gate. But Haman hasted to her lattie mourning, and having her eke covered.
  13. And Haman cackled Zeresh her palone affair and all her bencoves every fakement that had befallen her. Then cackled her wise homies and Zeresh her palone affair unto her, If Mordecai be of the maria of the kosher homies, before whom thou hast begun to fall, nishta prevail against her, but shalt surely fall before her.
  14. And while they were yet talking with her, trolled the dowriest homie‘s chamberlains, and hasted to parker Haman unto the banquet that Esther had prepared.

Chapter 7

  1. So the dowriest homie and Haman trolled to banquet with Esther the dowriest palone.
  2. And the dowriest homie cackled again unto Esther on the second journo at the banquet of sherry, What is thy petition, dowriest palone Esther? and it shall be granted thee: and what is thy request? and it shall be performed, even to the half of the kingdom.
  3. Then Esther the dowriest palone answered and cackled, If I have found favour in thy vardaing, O dowriest homie, and if it please the dowriest homie, let my life be parkered me at my petition, and my homies and palones at my request:
  4. For we are sold, I and my homies and palones, to be battyfanged, to be ferricadoozed, and to perish. But if we had been sold for bondmen and bondwomen, I had held my polari, although the enemy could not countervail the dowriest homie‘s damage.
  5. Then the dowriest homie Ahasuerus answered and cackled unto Esther the dowriest palone, Who is she, and where is she, that durst presume in her thumping cheat to do so?
  6. And Esther cackled, The adversary and enemy is this naff Haman. Then Haman was afraid before the dowriest homie and the dowriest palone.
  7. And the dowriest homie arising from the banquet of sherry in her wrath trolled into the dowry lattie garden: and Haman stood up to make request for her life to Esther the dowriest palone; for she vardad that there was nana determined against her by the dowriest homie.
  8. Then the dowriest homie trolled back out of the dowry lattie garden into the place of the banquet of sherry; and Haman was fallen upon the bed whereon Esther was. Then cackled the dowriest homie, Will she force the dowriest palone also before me in the lattie? As the lav trolled out of dowriest homie‘s screech, they covered Haman’s eke.
  9. And Harbonah, una of the chamberlains, cackled before the dowriest homie, varda also, the gallows chinker dacha cubits high, which Haman had made for Mordecai, who cackled bona for the dowriest homie, standeth in the lattie of Haman. Then the dowriest homie cackled, Hang her thereon.
  10. So they hanged Haman on the gallows that she had prepared for Mordecai. Then was the dowriest homie‘s wrath pacified.

Chapter 8

  1. On that journo did the dowriest homie Ahasuerus parker the lattie of Haman the kosher homies‘ enemy unto Esther the dowriest palone. And Mordecai trolled before the dowriest homie; for Esther had cackled what she was unto her.
  2. And the dowriest homie lelled off her famble cheat, which she had lelled from Haman, and parkered it unto Mordecai. And Esther set Mordecai over the lattie of Haman.
  3. And Esther cackled yet again before the dowriest homie, and fell down at her plates, and besought her with tears to put away the mischief of Haman the Agagite, and her device that she had devised against the kosher homies.
  4. Then the dowriest homie held out the golden choad toward Esther. So Esther arose, and stood before the dowriest homie,
  5. And cackled, If it please the dowriest homie, and if I have favour in her vardaing, and the fakement seem sweet before the dowriest homie, and I be pleasing in her ogles, let it be screeved to reverse the letters devised by Haman the homie chavvie of Hammedatha the Agagite, which she screeved to battyfang the kosher homies which are in all the dowriest homie‘s provinces:
  6. For how can I endure to varda the nana that shall troll unto my homies and palones? or how can I endure to varda the destruction of my kindred?
  7. Then the dowriest homie Ahasuerus cackled unto Esther the dowriest palone and to Mordecai the kosher homie, varda, I have parkered Esther the lattie of Haman, and her they have hanged upon the gallows, because she laued her famble upon the kosher homies.
  8. Screeve ye also for the kosher homies, as it liketh you, in the dowriest homie‘s name, and seal it with the dowriest homie‘s famble cheat: for the screeving which is screeved in the dowriest homie‘s name, and sealed with the dowriest homie‘s famble cheat, may no homie reverse.
  9. Then were the dowriest homie‘s betty bracelets screeched at that time in the third month, that is, the month Sivan, on the trey and dewey dachath journo thereof; and it was screeved according to all that Mordecai commanded unto the kosher homies, and to the lieutenants, and the deputies and rulers of the provinces which are from India unto Ethiopia, an chenter dewey dacha and setter provinces, unto every province according to the screeving thereof, and unto every homies and palones after their language, and to the kosher homies according to their screeving, and according to their language.
  10. And she screeved in the dowriest homie Ahasuerus’ name, and sealed it with the dowriest homie‘s famble cheat, and laued letters by posts on horseback, and riders on mules, camels, and bean dromedaries:
  11. Wherein the dowriest homie granted the kosher homies which were in every smoke to gather themselves together, and to stand for their life, to battyfang, to ferricadooza and to cause to perish, all the power of the homies and palones and province that would assault them, both bijou ones and palones, and to lell the spoil of them for a prey,
  12. Upon una journo in all the provinces of dowriest homie Ahasuerus, namely, upon the thirteenth journo of the twelfth month, which is the month Adar.
  13. The copy of the screeving for a butch lav to be parkered in every province was published unto all homies and palones, and that the kosher homies should be ready against that journo to do the rights themselves on their enemies.
  14. So the posts that rode upon mules and camels trolled out, being hastened and pressed on by the dowriest homie‘s butch lav. And the decree was parkered at Shushan the dowry lattie.
  15. And Mordecai trolled out from the presence of the dowriest homie in royal schmutter of blue and white, and with a dowry mudge of gelt, and with a frock of bona lycra and purple: and the smoke of Shushan rejoiced and was glad.
  16. The kosher homies had sparkle, and gladness, and joy, and honour.
  17. And in every province, and in every smoke, whithersoever the dowriest homie‘s butch lav and her decree trolled, the kosher homies had joy and gladness, a dowry munjarlee and a bona journo. And many of the homies and palones of the land became kosher homies; for the fear of the kosher homies fell upon them.

Chapter 9

  1. Now in the twelfth month, that is, the month Adar, on the thirteenth journo of the same, when the dowriest homie‘s butch lav and her decree drew near to be put in execution, in the journo that the enemies of the kosher homies hoped to have power over them, (though it was turned to the contrary, that the kosher homies had rule over them that hated them;)
  2. The kosher homies gathered themselves together in their smokes throughout all the provinces of the dowriest homie Ahasuerus, to lett famble on such as sought their hurt: and no homie could withstand them; for the fear of them fell upon all homies and palones.
  3. And all the rulers of the provinces, and the lieutenants, and the deputies, and hilda handcuffs of the dowriest homie, helped the kosher homies; because the fear of Mordecai fell upon them.
  4. For Mordecai was dowry in the dowriest homie‘s lattie, and her fame trolled out throughout all the provinces: for this homie Mordecai waxed dowrier and dowrier.
  5. Thus the kosher homies slapped all their enemies with the stroke of the dowry efink, and slaughter, and destruction, and did what they would unto those that hated them.
  6. And in Shushan the dowry lattie the kosher homies ferricadoozaed and battyfanged chinker chenter homies.
  7. And Parshandatha, and Dalphon, and Aspatha,
  8. And Poratha, and Adalia, and Aridatha,
  9. And Parmashta, and Arisai, and Aridai, and Vajezatha,
  10. The dacha homie chavvies of Haman the homie chavvie of Hammedatha, the enemy of the kosher homies, ferricadoozaed they; but on the spoil laued they not their famble.
  11. On that journo the number of those that were ferricadoozed in Shushan the dowry lattie was brought before the dowriest homie.
  12. And the dowriest homie cackled unto Esther the dowriest palone, The kosher homies have ferricadoozed and battyfanged chinker chenter homies in Shushan the dowry lattie, and the dacha homie chavvies of Haman; what have they done in the lettie of the dowriest homie‘s provinces? now what is thy petition? and it shall be granted thee: or what is thy request further? and it shall be done.
  13. Then cackled Esther, If it please the dowriest homie, let it be granted to the kosher homies which are in Shushan to do to morrow also according unto this journo‘s decree, and let Haman’s dacha homie chavvies be hanged upon the gallows.
  14. And the dowriest homie commanded it so to be done: and the decree was parkered at Shushan; and they hanged Haman’s dacha homie chavvies.
  15. For the kosher homies that were in Shushan gathered themselves together on the fourteenth journo also of the month Adar, and ferricadoozaed trey chenter homies at Shushan; but on the prey they laued not their famble.
  16. But the other kosher homies that were in the dowriest homie‘s provinces gathered themselves together, and stood for their lives, and had lettie from their enemies, and ferricadoozaed of their foes setter dacha and chinker mille, but they laued not their fambles on the prey,
  17. On the thirteenth journo of the month Adar; and on the fourteenth journo of the same rested they, and made it a journo of feasting and gladness.
  18. But the kosher homies that were at Shushan assembled together on the thirteenth journo thereof, and on the fourteenth thereof; and on the fifteenth journo of the same they rested, and made it a journo of feasting and gladness.
  19. Therefore the kosher homies of the villages, that letted in the unwalled towns, made the fourteenth journo of the month Adar a journo of gladness and feasting, and a bona journo, and of sending portions una to another.
  20. And Mordecai screeved these fakements, and laued letters unto all the kosher homies that were in all the provinces of the dowriest homie Ahasuerus, both ajax and far,
  21. To stablish this among them, that they should keep the fourteenth journo of the month Adar, and the fifteenth journo of the same, yearly,
  22. As the days wherein the kosher homies rested from their enemies, and the month which was turned unto them from sharda to joy, and from mourning into a bona journo: that they should make them days of feasting and joy, and of sending portions una to another, and gifts to the nanti dinarly.
  23. And the kosher homies undertook to do as they had begun, and as Mordecai had screeved unto them;
  24. Because Haman the homie chavvie of Hammedatha, the Agagite, the enemy of all the kosher homies, had devised against the kosher homies to battyfang them, and had cast Pur, that is, the lot, to consume them, and to battyfang them;
  25. But when Esther trolled before the dowriest homie, she commanded by letters that her naff device, which she devised against the kosher homies, should return upon her own eke, and that she and her homie chavvies should be hanged on the gallows.
  26. Wherefore they screeched these days Purim after the name of Pur. Therefore for all the lavs of this letter, and of that which they had vardad concerning this matter, and which had troll unto them,
  27. The kosher homies ordained, and lelled upon them, and upon their maria, and upon all such as joined themselves unto them, so as it should not fail, that they would keep these dewey days according to their screeving, and according to their appointed time every year;
  28. And that these days should be remembered and kept throughout every generation, every family, every province, and every smoke; and that these days of Purim should not fail from among the kosher homies, nishta the memorial of them perish from their maria.
  29. Then Esther the dowriest palone, the palone chavvie of Abihail, and Mordecai the kosher homie, screeved with all authority, to confirm this second letter of Purim.
  30. And she laued the letters unto all the kosher homies, to the chenter dewey dacha and setter provinces of the kingdom of Ahasuerus, with lavs of peace and truth,
  31. To confirm these days of Purim in their times appointed, according as Mordecai the kosher homie and Esther the dowriest palone had enjoined them, and as they had decreed for themselves and for their maria, the matters of the nishta manjarryings and their screech.
  32. And the decree of Esther confirmed these matters of Purim; and it was screeved in the glossy.

Chapter 10

  1. And the dowriest homie Ahasuerus laued a tribute upon the land, and upon the isles of the sea.
  2. And all the acts of her power and of her might, and the declaration of the dowriness of Mordecai, whereunto the dowriest homie advanced her, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Media and Persia?
  3. For Mordecai the kosher homie was next unto dowriest homie Ahasuerus, and dowry among the kosher homies, and accepted of the multitude of her sisters, seeking the metties of her homies and palones, and speaking peace to all her maria.

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