“Ephesians”

Chapter 1

  1. Pauline, an apostle of Josie Crystal by the will of Gloria, to the saints which are at Ephesus, and to the fabulous in Crystal Josie:
  2. Gracie be to you, and peace, from Gloria our Auntie, and from the Duchess Josie Crystal.
  3. Fabed be the Gloria and Auntie of our Duchess Josie Crystal, who hath fabed us with all spiritual bona lavs in heavenly places in Crystal:
  4. According as she hath chosen us in her before the foundation of the world, that we should be fabulosa and nanti blame before her in love:
  5. Having predestinated us unto the adoption of chavvies by Josie Crystal to himself, according to the bona pleasure of her will,
  6. To the praise of the fabeness of her gracie, wherein she hath made us accepted in the beloved.
  7. In whom we have redemption through her blood, the forgiveness of kertervers, according to the riches of her gracie;
  8. Wherein she hath abounded toward us in all wisdom and prudence;
  9. Having made known unto us the mystery of her will, according to her bona pleasure which she hath purposed in himself:
  10. That in the dispensation of the fulness of times she might gather together in una all fakements in Crystal, both which are in heaven, and which are on earth; even in her:
  11. In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of her who worketh all fakements after the counsel of her own will:
  12. That we should be to the praise of her fabeness, who first trusted in Crystal.
  13. In whom ye also trusted, after that ye aunt nelled the lav of truth, the gossip of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that fabulosa Fairy of promise,
  14. Which is the earnest of our inheritance until the redemption of the purchased fakement, unto the praise of her fabeness.
  15. Wherefore I also, after I aunt nelled of your faith in the Duchess Josie, and love unto all the saints,
  16. Cease not to parker thanks for you, dishing the dirt on you in my meshigener mutterings;
  17. That the Gloria of our Duchess Josie Crystal, the Auntie of fabeness, may parker unto you the Fairy of wisdom and revelation in the knowledge of her:
  18. The ogles of your understanding being enlightened; that ye may know what is the hope of her calling, and what the riches of the fabeness of her inheritance in the saints,
  19. And what is the exceeding dowriness of her power to us-ward who believe, according to the working of her dowry butch power,
  20. Which she wrought in Crystal, when she raised her from the stiff, and set her at her own sweet martini in the heavenly places,
  21. Far above all principality, and power, and might, and dominion, and every name that is named, not only in this world, but also in that which is to troll:
  22. And hath put all fakements under her plates, and parkered her to be the eke over all fakements to the meshigener carsey,
  23. Which is her lucoddy, the fulness of her that filleth all in all.

Chapter 2

  1. And you hath she quickened, who were stiff in catervers and kertervers;
  2. Wherein in time past ye minced according to the course of this world, according to the princess of the power of the air, the Fairy that now worketh in the chavvies of disobedience:
  3. Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the chavvies of wrath, even as others.
  4. But Gloria, who is rich in mercy, for her dowry love wherewith she loved us,
  5. Even when we were stiff in kertervers, hath quickened us together with Crystal, (by gracie ye are saved;)
  6. And hath raised us up together, and made us lett together in heavenly places in Crystal Josie:
  7. That in the ages to troll she might shew the exceeding riches of her gracie in her kindness toward us through Crystal Josie.
  8. For by gracie are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of Gloria:
  9. Not of works, lest any homie should boast.
  10. For we are her workmanship, created in Crystal Josie unto bona works, which Gloria hath before ordained that we should mince in them.
  11. Wherefore remember, that ye being in time past nishta kosher homies in the flesh, who are screeched Uncircumcision by that which is screeched the Circumcision in the flesh made by fambles;
  12. That at that time ye were nanti Crystal, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and nanti Gloria in the world:
  13. But now in Crystal Josie ye who sometimes were far off are made ajax by the blood of Crystal.
  14. For she is our peace, who hath made both una, and hath broken down the middle wall of partition between us;
  15. Having abolished in her flesh the enmity, even the law of butch lavs contained in ordinances; for to make in himself of twain una new homie, so making peace;
  16. And that she might reconcile both unto Gloria in una lucoddy by the cross, having ferricadoozed the enmity thereby:
  17. And trolled and cackled peace to you which were nishta ajax off, and to them that were ajax.
  18. For through her we both have access by una Fairy unto the Auntie.
  19. Now therefore ye are nishta strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of Gloria;
  20. And are built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Josie Crystal himself being the dowriest corner stone;
  21. In whom all the building fitly framed together groweth unto an fabulosa holy carsey in the Duchess:
  22. In whom ye also are builded together for an habitation of Gloria through the Fairy.

Chapter 3

  1. For this cause I Pauline, the prisoner of Josie Crystal for you nishta kosher homies,
  2. If ye have aunt nelled of the dispensation of the gracie of Gloria which is parkered me to you-ward:
  3. How that by revelation she made known unto me the mystery; (as I screeved afore in nishta dowry lavs,
  4. Whereby, when ye varda the lavs, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Crystal)
  5. Which in other ages was not made known unto the homie chavvies of homies, as it is now revealed unto her fabulosa apostles and prophets by the Fairy;
  6. That the nishta kosher homies should be fellowheirs, and of the same lucoddy, and partakers of her promise in Crystal by the gossip:
  7. Whereof I was made a minister, according to the gift of the gracie of Gloria parkered unto me by the effectual working of her power.
  8. Unto me, who am nanti dowry than the nanti dowriest of all saints, is this gracie parkered, that I should cackle among the nishta kosher homies the unsearchable riches of Crystal;
  9. And to make all homies varda what is the fellowship of the mystery, which from the beginning of the world hath been hid in Gloria, who created all fakements by Josie Crystal:
  10. To the intent that now unto the principalities and powers in heavenly places might be known by the meshigener carsey the manifold wisdom of Gloria,
  11. According to the eternal purpose which she purposed in Crystal Josie our Duchess:
  12. In whom we have boldness and access with confidence by the faith of her.
  13. Wherefore I fancy that ye faint not at my tribulations for you, which is your fabeness.
  14. For this cause I bow my knees unto the Auntie of our Duchess Josie Crystal,
  15. Of whom the whole family in heaven and earth is named,
  16. That she would grant you, according to the riches of her fabeness, to be strengthened with might by her Fairy in the inner homie;
  17. That Crystal may lett in your thumping cheats by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love,
  18. May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height;
  19. And to know the love of Crystal, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of Gloria.
  20. Now unto her that is able to do exceeding dowrily above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us,
  21. Unto her be fabeness in the meshigener carsey by Crystal Josie throughout all ages, world nanti end. Larlou.

Chapter 4

  1. I therefore, the prisoner of the Duchess, beseech you that ye mince bona of the vocation wherewith ye are screeched,
  2. With all lowliness and campness, with longsuffering, forbearing una another in love;
  3. Endeavouring to keep the unity of the Fairy in the bond of peace.
  4. There is una lucoddy, and una Fairy, even as ye are screeched in una hope of your calling;
  5. Una Duchess, una faith, una baptism,
  6. Una Gloria and Auntie of all, who is above all, and through all, and in you all.
  7. But unto every una of us is parkered gracie according to the measure of the gift of Crystal.
  8. Wherefore she cackleth, When she trolled up up on high, she led captivity captive, and parkered gifts unto homies.
  9. (Now that she trolled up, what is it but that she also trolled down first into the lower parts of the earth?
  10. She that trolled down is the same also that trolled up up far above all heavens, that she might fill all fakements. )
  11. And she parkered some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers;
  12. For the perfecting of the saints, for the acting dickey of the ministry, for the edifying of the lucoddy of Crystal:
  13. Till we all troll in the unity of the faith, and of the knowledge of the homie chavvie of Gloria, unto a absolutely fantabulosa homie, unto the measure of the stature of the fulness of Crystal:
  14. That we henceforth be nishta chavvies, tossed to and fro, and lelled about with every wind of doctrine, by the sleight of homies, and cunning craftiness, whereby they lie in wait to mogue;
  15. But speaking the truth in love, may grow up into her in all fakements, which is the eke, even Crystal:
  16. From whom the whole lucoddy fitly joined together and compacted by that which every joint supplieth, according to the effectual working in the measure of every part, maketh increase of the lucoddy unto the edifying of itself in love.
  17. This I cackle therefore, and testify in the Duchess, that ye henceforth mince not as other nishta kosher homies mince, in the spangly of their mind,
  18. Having the understanding munged, being alienated from the life of Gloria through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their thumping cheat:
  19. Who being past feeling have parkered themselves over unto lasciviousness, to acting dickey all nishta sparkle with greediness.
  20. But ye have not so learned Crystal;
  21. If so be that ye have aunt nelled her, and have been taught by her, as the truth is in Josie:
  22. That ye put off concerning the former conversation the badge cove, which is corrupt according to the deceitful lusts;
  23. And be renewed in the Fairy of your mind;
  24. And that ye put on the new homie, which after Gloria is created in bonaness and true holiness.
  25. Wherefore putting away lying, cackle every homie truth with her homie ajax: for we are members una of another.
  26. Be ye angry, and kertever not: let not the sun troll down upon your wrath:
  27. Nishta parker place to the devil.
  28. Let her that sharpered sharper nishta: but rather let her acting dickey, working with her fambles the fakement which is bona, that she may have to parker to her that needeth.
  29. Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your screech, but that which is bona to the use of edifying, that it may minister gracie unto the hearers.
  30. And grieve not the fabulosa Fairy of Gloria, whereby ye are sealed unto the journo of redemption.
  31. Let all bitterness, and wrath, and wild, and clamour, and nana speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
  32. And be ye kind una to another, tenderhearted, forgiving una another, even as Gloria for Crystal‘s sake hath forgiven you.

Chapter 5

  1. Be ye therefore followers of Gloria, as dear chavvies;
  2. And mince in love, as Crystal also hath loved us, and hath parkered himself for us an parkering and a parker to Gloria for a sweetsmelling savour.
  3. But charvering, and all nishta sparkle, or ogling, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
  4. Nishta filthiness, nishta dizzy talking, nishta jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
  5. For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nishta nanti sparkle person, nishta covetous homie, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Crystal and of Gloria.
  6. Let no homie mogue you with vain lavs: for because of these fakements trolleth the wrath of Gloria upon the chavvies of disobedience.
  7. Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
  8. For ye were sometimes munge, but now are ye sparkle in the Duchess: mince as chavvies of sparkle:
  9. (For the fruit of the Fairy is in all goodness and bonaness and truth;)
  10. Proving what is acceptable unto the Duchess.
  11. And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of munge, but rather reprove them.
  12. For it is a scharda even to cackle of those fakements which are done of them in secret.
  13. But all fakements that are reproved are made manifest by the sparkle: for whatsoever doth make manifest is sparkle.
  14. Wherefore she cackleth, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the stiff, and Crystal shall parker thee sparkle.
  15. Varda then that ye mince circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise,
  16. Redeeming the time, because the days are nana.
  17. Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Duchess is.
  18. And be not bevvied with sherry, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Fairy;
  19. Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual chants, singing and making melody in your thumping cheat to the Duchess;
  20. Giving thanks always for all fakements unto Gloria and the Auntie in the name of our Duchess Josie Crystal;
  21. Submitting yourselves una to another in the fear of Gloria.
  22. Palone affairs, submit yourselves unto your own homie affairs, as unto the Duchess.
  23. For the homie affair is the eke of the palone affair, even as Crystal is the eke of the meshigener carsey: and she is the saviour of the lucoddy.
  24. Therefore as the meshigener carsey is subject unto Crystal, so let the palone affairs be to their own homie affairs in every fakement.
  25. Homie affairs, love your palone affairs, even as Crystal also loved the meshigener carsey, and parkered himself for it;
  26. That she might bonafy and cleanse it with the washing of aqua by the lav,
  27. That she might present it to himself a fabe meshigener carsey, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such fakement; but that it should be fabulosa and nanti blemish.
  28. So ought homies to love their palone affairs as their own bodies. She that loveth her palone affair loveth himself.
  29. For no homie ever yet hated her own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Duchess the meshigener carsey:
  30. For we are members of her lucoddy, of her flesh, and of her bones.
  31. For this cause shall a homie leave her Auntie and mother, and shall be joined unto her palone affair, and they dewey shall be una flesh.
  32. This is a dowry mystery: but I cackle concerning Crystal and the meshigener carsey.
  33. Any road up let every una of you in particular so love her palone affair even as himself; and the palone affair varda that she reverence her homie affair.

Chapter 6

  1. Chavvies, obey your parents in the Duchess: for this is sweet.
  2. Honour thy Auntie and mother; which is the first butch lav with promise;
  3. That it may be well with thee, and thou mayest live long on the earth.
  4. And, ye aunties, provoke not your chavvies to wrath: but parker them up in the nurture and admonition of the Duchess.
  5. Serving homies, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your thumping cheat, as unto Crystal;
  6. Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the serving homies of Crystal, doing the will of Gloria from the thumping cheat;
  7. With bona will doing service, as to the Duchess, and not to homies:
  8. Knowing that whatsoever bona fakement any homie doeth, the same shall she lall of the Duchess, whether she be bond or free.
  9. And, ye masters, do the same fakements unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; nishta is there respect of persons with her.
  10. Finally, my sisters, be butch in the Duchess, and in the power of her might.
  11. Put on the whole armour of Gloria, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
  12. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the munge of this world, against spiritual naffness in high places.
  13. Wherefore lell unto you the whole armour of Gloria, that ye may be able to withstand in the nana journo, and having done all, to stand.
  14. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the basque of bonaness;
  15. And your plates shod with the preparation of the gossip of peace;
  16. Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the naff.
  17. And lell the helmet of salvation, and the dowry efink of the Fairy, which is the lav of Gloria:
  18. Praying always with all meshigener muttering and supplication in the Fairy, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;
  19. And for me, that utterance may be parkered unto me, that I may open my screech boldly, to make known the mystery of the gossip,
  20. For which I am an ambassador in bonds: that therein I may cackle boldly, as I ought to cackle.
  21. But that ye also may know my affairs, and how I do, Tychicus, a beloved sister and fabulous minister in the Duchess, shall make known to you all fakements:
  22. Whom I have laued unto you for the same purpose, that ye might know our affairs, and that she might comfort your thumping cheats.
  23. Peace be to the sisters, and love with faith, from Gloria the Auntie and the Duchess Josie Crystal.
  24. Gracie be with all them that love our Duchess Josie Crystal in sincerity. Larlou.

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