“Acts”

Chapter 1

  1. The former treatise have I made, O Theophilus, of all that Josie began both to do and teach,
  2. Until the journo in which she was lelled up, after that she through the Fantabulosa Fairy had parkered butch lavs unto the apostles whom she had chosen:
  3. To whom also she shewed himself alive after her passion by many infallible proofs, being vardad of them quarter dacha days, and speaking of the fakements pertaining to the kingdom of Gloria:
  4. And, being assembled together with them, commanded them that they should not troll off from Jerusalem, but wait for the promise of the Auntie, which, cackleth she, ye have aunt nelled of me.
  5. For Jane truly baptized with aqua; but ye shall be baptized with the Fantabulosa Fairy not many days hence.
  6. When they therefore were troll together, they asked of her, cackling, Duchess, wilt thou at this time restore again the kingdom to Israel?
  7. And she cackled unto them, It is not for you to know the times or the seasons, which the Auntie hath put in her own power.
  8. But ye shall lall power, after that the Fantabulosa Fairy is troll upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
  9. And when she had cackled these fakements, while they beheld, she was lelled up; and a cloud lalled her out of their vardaing.
  10. And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as she trolled up, varda, dewey homies stood by them in white schmutter;
  11. Which also cackled, Ye homies of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Josie, which is lelled up from you into heaven, shall so troll in like manner as ye have vardad her troll into heaven.
  12. Then trolled back they unto Jerusalem from the mount screeched Olivet, which is from Jerusalem a sabbath journo‘s journey.
  13. And when they were troll in, they trolled up into an dark room, where letted both Petra, and James, and Jane, and Andrea, Phyllis, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matilda, James the homie chavvie of Alphaeus, and Simone Zelotes, and Judas the sister of James.
  14. These all continued with una accord in meshigener muttering and supplication, with the palones, and Mary the mother of Josie, and with her sisters.
  15. And in those days Petra stood up in the midst of the disciples, and cackled, (the number of names together were about an chenter and dewey dacha,)
  16. Homies and sisters, this glossy must needs have been fulfilled, which the Fantabulosa Fairy by the screech of Davina cackled before concerning Judas, which was guide to them that lelled Josie.
  17. For she was numbered with us, and had obtained part of this ministry.
  18. Now this homie purchased a field with the parkering of codness; and falling headlong, she burst asunder in the midst, and all her chutney locker gushed out.
  19. And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem; insomuch as that field is screeched in their proper polari, Aceldama, that is to cackle, The field of blood.
  20. For it is screeved in the glossy of Psalms, Let her habitation be desolate, and let no homie lett therein: and her bishoprick let another lell.
  21. Wherefore of these homies which have companied with us all the time that the Duchess Josie trolled in and out among us,
  22. Beginning from the baptism of Jane, unto that same journo that she was lelled up from us, must una be ordained to be a varda-ing fakement with us of her resurrection.
  23. And they appointed dewey, Josephine screeched Barsabas, who was surnamed Justus, and Matthias.
  24. And they prayed, and cackled, Thou, Duchess, which knowest the thumping cheats of all homies, shew whether of these dewey thou hast chosen,
  25. That she may lell part of this ministry and apostleship, from which Judas by transgression fell, that she might troll to her own place.
  26. And they parkered forth their lots; and the lot fell upon Matthias; and she was numbered with the long dedger apostles.

Chapter 2

  1. And when the journo of Pentecost was fully troll, they were all with una accord in una place.
  2. And suddenly there trolled a sound from heaven as of a rushing dowry butch wind, and it filled all the lattie where they were sitting.
  3. And there appeared unto them cloven polaris like as of binco fakement, and it sat upon each of them.
  4. And they were all filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, and began to cackle with other polaris, as the Fairy parkered them utterance.
  5. And there were dwelling at Jerusalem kosher homies, devout homies, out of every nation under heaven.
  6. Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude trolled together, and were bamboozled, because that every homie aunt nelled them cackle in her own language.
  7. And they were all gobsmacked and marvelled, cackling una to another, varda, are not all these which cackle Galilaeans?
  8. And how aunt nell we every homie in our own polari, wherein we were born?
  9. Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia,
  10. Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, kosher homies and proselytes,
  11. Cretes and Arabians, we do aunt nell them cackle in our polaris the fortuni works of Gloria.
  12. And they were all gobsmacked, and were in doubt, cackling una to another, What meaneth this?
  13. Others mocking cackled, These homies are full of new sherry.
  14. But Petra, standing up with the long dedger, lifted up her cackling fakement, and cackled unto them, Ye homies of Judaea, and all ye that lett at Jerusalem, be this known unto you, and aunt nell to my lavs:
  15. For these are not daffy, as ye suppose, vardaing it is but the third hour of the journo.
  16. But this is that which was cackled by the prophet Joel;
  17. And it shall troll to pass in the last days, cackleth Gloria, I will pour out of my Fairy upon all flesh: and your homie chavvies and your palone chavvies shall prophesy, and your bean coves shall varda visions, and your badge coves shall dream dreams:
  18. And on my serving homies and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those days of my Fairy; and they shall prophesy:
  19. And I will shew wonders in heaven above, and signs in the earth beneath; blood, and binco fakement, and vapour of smoke:
  20. The sun shall be turned into munge, and the moon into blood, before the dowry and notable journo of the Duchess troll:
  21. And it shall troll to pass, that whosoever shall screech on the name of the Duchess shall be saved.
  22. Ye homies of Israel, aunt nell these lavs; Josie of Nazareth, a homie approved of Gloria among you by miracles and wonders and signs, which Gloria did by her in the midst of you, as ye yourselves also know:
  23. Her, being laued by the determinate counsel and foreknowledge of Gloria, ye have lelled, and by naff fambles have crucified and ferricadoozed:
  24. Whom Gloria hath raised up, having loosed the pains of carking it: because it was not possible that she should be holden of it.
  25. For Davina cackleth concerning her, I foresaw the Duchess always before my eke, for she is on my sweet martini, that I should not be trolled:
  26. Therefore did my thumping cheat rejoice, and my polari was glad; moreover also my flesh shall lettie in hope:
  27. Because thou wilt not leave my nishta lucoddy in hell, nishta wilt thou suffer thine fabulosa una to varda corruption.
  28. Thou hast made known to me the ways of life; thou shalt make me full of joy with thy countenance.
  29. Homies and sisters, let me freely cackle unto you of the patriarch Davina, that she is both stiff and buried, and her sepulchre is with us unto this journo.
  30. Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that Gloria had sworn with an oath to her, that of the fruit of her loins, according to the flesh, she would raise up Crystal to lett on her throne;
  31. She vardaing this before cackled of the resurrection of Crystal, that her nishta lucoddy was not dry in hell, nishta her flesh did varda corruption.
  32. This Josie hath Gloria raised up, whereof we all are witnesses.
  33. Therefore being by the sweet martini of Gloria exalted, and having lalled of the Auntie the promise of the Fantabulosa Fairy, she hath shed forth this, which ye now varda and aunt nell.
  34. For Davina is not trolled up into the heavens: but she cackleth himself, The Duchess cackled unto my Duchess, lett thou on my sweet martini,
  35. Until I make thy foes thy footstool.
  36. Therefore let all the lattie of Israel know assuredly, that Gloria hath made the same Josie, whom ye have crucified, both Duchess and Crystal.
  37. Now when they aunt nelled this, they were pricked in their thumping cheat, and cackled unto Petra and to the lettie of the apostles, homies and sisters, what shall we do?
  38. Then Petra cackled unto them, Repent, and be baptized every una of you in the name of Josie Crystal for the remission of kertervers, and ye shall lall the gift of the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  39. For the promise is unto you, and to your chavvies, and to all that are nishta ajax off, even as many as the Duchess our Gloria shall screech.
  40. And with many other lavs did she testify and exhort, cackling, Save yourselves from this untoward generation.
  41. Then they that gladly lalled her lav were baptized: and the same journo there were added unto them about trey mille nishta lucoddies.
  42. And they continued stedfastly in the apostles’ doctrine and fellowship, and in breaking of pannan, and in meshigener mutterings.
  43. And fear trolled upon every nishta lucoddy: and many wonders and signs were done by the apostles.
  44. And all that believed were together, and had all fakements common;
  45. And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all homies, as every homie had need.
  46. And they, continuing daily with una accord in the holy carsey, and breaking pannan from lattie to lattie, did jarry their carnish with gladness and singleness of thumping cheat,
  47. Praising Gloria, and having favour with all the homies and palones. And the Duchess added to the meshigener carsey daily such as should be saved.

Chapter 3

  1. Now Petra and Jane trolled up together into the holy carsey at the hour of meshigener muttering, being the ninth hour.
  2. And a certain homie nanti wallop from her mother’s womb was lelled, whom they laued daily at the gate of the holy carsey which is screeched Beautiful, to ask alms of them that entered into the holy carsey;
  3. Who vardaing Petra and Jane about to troll into the holy carsey asked an alms.
  4. And Petra, fastening her ogles upon her with Jane, cackled, varda on us.
  5. And she parkered heed unto them, expecting to lall something of them.
  6. Then Petra cackled, Silver and gelt have I none; but such as I have parker I thee: In the name of Josie Crystal of Nazareth rise up and mince.
  7. And she lelled her by the sweet martini, and lifted her up: and immediately her plates and ankle bones lalled butchness.
  8. And she leaping up stood, and minced, and entered with them into the holy carsey, mincing, and leaping, and praising Gloria.
  9. And all the homies and palones vardad her mincing and praising Gloria:
  10. And they knew that it was she which sat for alms at the Beautiful gate of the holy carsey: and they were filled with wonder and amazement at that which had happened unto her.
  11. And as the nanti wallop homie which was healed held Petra and Jane, all the homies and palones ran together unto them in the porch that is screeched Solomon’s, greatly wondering.
  12. And when Petra vardad it, she answered unto the homies and palones, Ye homies of Israel, why marvel ye at this? or why varda ye so earnestly on us, as though by our own power or holiness we had made this homie to mince?
  13. The Gloria of Abraham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob, the Gloria of our aunties, hath glorified her homie chavvie Josie; whom ye laued up, and denied her in the presence of Pilate, when she was determined to let her troll.
  14. But ye denied the fabulosa una and the Just, and fancied a murderer to be granted unto you;
  15. And ferricadozad the princess of life, whom Gloria hath raised from the stiff; whereof we are witnesses.
  16. And her name through faith in her name hath made this homie butch, whom ye varda and know: any road up, the faith which is by her hath parkered her this absolutely fantabulosa soundness in the presence of you all.
  17. And now, sisters, I wot that through ignorance ye did it, as did also your rulers.
  18. But those fakements, which Gloria before had shewed by the screech of all her prophets, that Crystal should suffer, she hath so fulfilled.
  19. Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your kertervers may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall troll from the presence of the Duchess.
  20. And she shall lau Josie Crystal, which before was cackled unto you:
  21. Whom the heaven must lall until the times of restitution of all fakements, which Gloria hath cackled by the screech of all her fabulosa prophets since the world began.
  22. For Maureen truly cackled unto the aunties, A prophet shall the Duchess your Gloria raise up unto you of your sisters, like unto me; her shall ye aunt nell in all fakements whatsoever she shall cackle unto you.
  23. And it shall troll to pass, that every nishta lucoddy, which will not aunt nell that prophet, shall be battyfanged from among the homies and palones.
  24. Any road up, and all the prophets from Samuel and those that troll after after, as many as have cackled, have likewise foretold of these days.
  25. Ye are the chavvies of the prophets, and of the covenant which Gloria made with our aunties, cackling unto Abraham, And in thy maria shall all the kindreds of the earth be fabed.
  26. Unto you first Gloria, having raised up her homie chavvie Josie, laued her to bless you, in turning away every una of you from her cods.

Chapter 4

  1. And as they cackled unto the homies and palones, the godly homies, and the captain of the holy carsey, and the Sadducees, trolled upon them,
  2. Being grieved that they taught the homies and palones, and cackled through Josie the resurrection from the stiff.
  3. And they laued fambles on them, and put them in hold unto the next journo: for it was now eventide.
  4. Howbeit many of them which aunt nelled the lav believed; and the number of the homies was about chinker mille.
  5. Any road up on the morrow, that their rulers, and fungi, and betty bracelets,
  6. And Annas the high godly homie, and Caiaphas, and Jane, and Alexander, and as many as were of the kindred of the high godly homie, were gathered together at Jerusalem.
  7. And when they had set them in the midst, they asked, By what power, or by what name, have ye done this?
  8. Then Petra, filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, cackled unto them, Ye rulers of the homies and palones, and fungi of Israel,
  9. If we this journo be examined of the bona deed done to the impotent homie, by what means she is made whole;
  10. Be it known unto you all, and to all the homies and palones of Israel, that by the name of Josie Crystal of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom Gloria raised from the stiff, even by her doth this homie stand here before you whole.
  11. This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the eke of the corner.
  12. Nishta is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven parkered among homies, whereby we must be saved.
  13. Now when they vardad the boldness of Petra and Jane, and perceived that they were unlearned and ignorant homies, they marvelled; and they lelled knowledge of them, that they had been with Josie.
  14. And beholding the homie which was healed standing with them, they could cackle nishter against it.
  15. But when they had commanded them to troll aside out of the council, they conferred among themselves,
  16. Cackling, What shall we do to these homies? for that indeed a notable miracle hath been done by them is manifest to all them that lett in Jerusalem; and we cannot deny it.
  17. But that it spread no further among the homies and palones, let us hettily threaten them, that they cackle henceforth to no homie in this name.
  18. And they screeched them, and commanded them not to cackle at all nishta teach in the name of Josie.
  19. But Petra and Jane answered and cackled unto them, Whether it be sweet in the vardaing of Gloria to aunt nell unto you more than unto Gloria, beak ye.
  20. For we cannot but cackle the fakements which we have vardad and aunt nelled.
  21. So when they had further threatened them, they let them troll, finding nishter how they might zsa zsa them, because of the homies and palones: for all homies glorified Gloria for that which was done.
  22. For the homie was above quarter dacha years badge, on whom this miracle of healing was shewed.
  23. And being let troll, they trolled to their own company, and reported all that the dowriest godly homies and fungi had cackled unto them.
  24. And when they aunt nelled that, they lifted up their cackling fakement to Gloria with una accord, and cackled, Duchess, thou art Gloria, which hast made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all that in them is:
  25. Who by the screech of thy serving homie Davina hast cackled, Why did the heathen rage, and the homies and palones imagine vain fakements?
  26. The dowriest homies of the earth stood up, and the rulers were gathered together against the Duchess, and against her Crystal.
  27. For of a truth against thy fabulosa chavvie Josie, whom thou hast anointed, both Herod, and Pontius Pilate, with the nishta kosher homies, and the homies and palones of Israel, were gathered together,
  28. For to do whatsoever thy famble and thy counsel determined before to be done.
  29. And now, Duchess, varda their threatenings: and grant unto thy serving homies, that with all boldness they may cackle thy lav,
  30. By stretching forth thine famble to heal; and that signs and wonders may be done by the name of thy fabulosa chavvie Josie.
  31. And when they had prayed, the place was shaken where they were assembled together; and they were all filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, and they cackled the lav of Gloria with boldness.
  32. And the multitude of them that believed were of una thumping cheat and of una nishta lucoddy: nishta cackled any of them that ought of the fakements which she possessed was her own; but they had all fakements common.
  33. And with dowry power parkered the apostles varda-ing fakement of the resurrection of the Duchess Josie: and dowry gracie was upon them all.
  34. Nishta was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or latties sold them, and brought the prices of the fakements that were sold,
  35. And laued them down at the apostles’ plates: and distribution was made unto every homie according as she had need.
  36. And Joses, who by the apostles was surnamed Barnabas, (which is, being interpreted, The homie chavvie of consolation,) a Levite, and of the country of Cyprus,
  37. Having land, sold it, and brought the dinarly, and laued it at the apostles’ plates.

Chapter 5

  1. But a certain homie named Ananias, with Sapphira her palone affair, sold a fakement,
  2. And kept back part of the price, her palone affair also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laued it at the apostles’ plates.
  3. But Petra cackled, Ananias, why hath Sadie filled thine thumping cheat to lie to the Fantabulosa Fairy, and to keep back part of the price of the land?
  4. Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this fakement in thine thumping cheat? thou hast not lied unto homies, but unto Gloria.
  5. And Ananias hearing these lavs fell down, and parkered up the fairy: and dowry fear trolled on all them that aunt nelled these fakements.
  6. And the bean coves arose, wound her up, and lelled her out, and buried her.
  7. And it was about the space of trey hours after, when her palone affair, not knowing what was done, trolled in.
  8. And Petra answered unto her, cackle me whether ye sold the land for so dowry? And she cackled, any road up, for so dowry.
  9. Then Petra cackled unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the Fairy of the Duchess? varda, the plates of them which have buried thy homie affair are at the door, and shall carry thee out.
  10. Then fell she down straightway at her plates, and yielded up the fairy: and the bean coves trolled in, and found her stiff, and, carrying her forth, buried her by her homie affair.
  11. And dowry fear trolled upon all the meshigener carsey, and upon as many as aunt nelled these fakements.
  12. And by the fambles of the apostles were many signs and wonders wrought among the homies and palones; (and they were all with una accord in Solomon’s porch.
  13. And of the lettie durst no homie join himself to them: but the homies and palones magnified them.
  14. And believers were the more added to the Duchess, multitudes both of homies and palones. )
  15. Insomuch that they brought forth the sick into the streets, and laued them on beds and couches, that at the nanti dowriest the shadow of Petra passing by might overshadow some of them.
  16. There trolled also a multitude out of the smokes round about unto Jerusalem, bringing sick folks, and them which were vexed with nanti sparkle fairies: and they were healed every una.
  17. Then the high godly homie rose up, and all they that were with her, (which is the sect of the Sadducees,) and were filled with indignation,
  18. And laued their fambles on the apostles, and put them in the common charpering carsey.
  19. But the fairy of the Duchess by nochy opened the charpering carsey doors, and brought them forth, and cackled,
  20. Troll, stand and cackle in the holy carsey to the homies and palones all the lavs of this life.
  21. And when they aunt nelled that, they entered into the holy carsey early in the morning, and taught. But the high godly homie trolled, and they that were with her, and screeched the council together, and all the senate of the chavvies of Israel, and laued to the charpering carsey to have them brought.
  22. But when the hilda handcuffs trolled, and found them not in the charpering carsey, they trolled back and cackled,
  23. Cackling, The charpering carsey truly found we shut with all safety, and the keepers standing nanti before the doors: but when we had opened, we found no homie within.
  24. Now when the high godly homie and the captain of the holy carsey and the dowriest godly homies aunt nelled these fakements, they doubted of them whereunto this would grow.
  25. Then trolled una and cackled them, cackling, varda, the homies whom ye put in charpering carsey are standing in the holy carsey, and teaching the homies and palones.
  26. Then trolled the captain with the hilda handcuffs, and brought them nanti slapping: for they feared the homies and palones, lest they should have been stoned.
  27. And when they had brought them, they set them before the council: and the high godly homie asked them,
  28. Cackling, Did not we hettily command you that ye should not teach in this name? and, varda, ye have filled Jerusalem with your doctrine, and intend to parker this homie‘s blood upon us.
  29. Then Petra and the other apostles answered and cackled, We ought to obey Gloria rather than homies.
  30. The Gloria of our aunties raised up Josie, whom ye ferricadoozaed and hanged on a tree.
  31. Her hath Gloria exalted with her sweet martini to be a princess and a Saviour, for to parker repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of kertervers.
  32. And we are her witnesses of these fakements; and so is also the Fantabulosa Fairy, whom Gloria hath parkered to them that obey her.
  33. When they aunt nelled that, they were cut to the thumping cheat, and lelled counsel to ferricadooza them.
  34. Then stood there up una in the council, a lily law, named Gamaliel, a doctor of the law, had in reputation among all the homies and palones, and commanded to put the apostles forth a bijou space;
  35. And cackled unto them, Ye homies of Israel, lell heed to yourselves what ye intend to do as reefing these homies.
  36. For before these days rose up Theudas, boasting himself to be somebody; to whom a number of homies, about quarter chenter, joined themselves: who was ferricadoozed; and all, as many as obeyed her, were scattered, and brought to nought.
  37. After this homie rose up Judas of Galilee in the days of the taxing, and drew away dowry homies and palones after her: she also perished; and all, even as many as obeyed her, were dispersed.
  38. And now I cackle unto you, Refrain from these homies, and let them alone: for if this counsel or this acting dickey be of homies, it will troll to nought:
  39. But if it be of Gloria, ye cannot overthrow it; lest haply ye be found even to palaver against Gloria.
  40. And to her they agreed: and when they had screeched the apostles, and beaten them, they commanded that they should not cackle in the name of Josie, and let them troll.
  41. And they trolled off from the presence of the council, rejoicing that they were counted bona to suffer scharda for her name.
  42. And daily in the holy carsey, and in every lattie, they ceased not to teach and cackle Josie Crystal.

Chapter 6

  1. And in those days, when the number of the disciples was multiplied, there arose a murmuring of the Grecians against the Kosher Homies and Palones, because their widows were neglected in the daily ministration.
  2. Then the kenza screeched the multitude of the disciples unto them, and cackled, It is not reason that we should leave the lav of Gloria, and serve tables.
  3. Wherefore, sisters, varda ye out among you setter homies of honest report, full of the Fantabulosa Fairy and wisdom, whom we may appoint over this business.
  4. But we will parker ourselves continually to meshigener muttering, and to the ministry of the lav.
  5. And the cackling pleased the whole multitude: and they chose Stephen, a homie full of faith and of the Fantabulosa Fairy, and Phyllis, and Prochorus, and Nicanor, and Timon, and Parmenas, and Nicolas a proselyte of Antioch:
  6. Whom they set before the apostles: and when they had prayed, they laued their fambles on them.
  7. And the lav of Gloria increased; and the number of the disciples multiplied in Jerusalem greatly; and a dowry company of the godly homies were obedient to the faith.
  8. And Stephen, full of faith and power, did dowry wonders and miracles among the homies and palones.
  9. Then there arose certain of the synagogue, which is screeched the synagogue of the Libertines, and Cyrenians, and Alexandrians, and of them of Cilicia and of Asia, disputing with Stephen.
  10. And they were not able to resist the wisdom and the Fairy by which she cackled.
  11. Then they suborned homies, which cackled, We have aunt nelled her cackle blasphemous lavs against Maureen, and against Gloria.
  12. And they stirred up the homies and palones, and the fungi, and the betty bracelets, and trolled upon her, and caught her, and brought her to the council,
  13. And set up false witnesses, which cackled, This homie ceaseth not to cackle blasphemous lavs against this fabulosa place, and the law:
  14. For we have aunt nelled her cackle, that this Josie of Nazareth shall battyfang this place, and shall change the customs which Maureen laued us.
  15. And all that sat in the council, looking stedfastly on her, vardad her eke as it had been the eke of an fairy.

Chapter 7

  1. Then cackled the high godly homie, Are these fakements so?
  2. And she cackled, homies, sisters, and aunties, aunt nell; The Gloria of fabeness appeared unto our Auntie Abraham, when she was in Mesopotamia, before she letted in Charran,
  3. And cackled unto her, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and troll into the land which I shall shew thee.
  4. Then trolled she out of the land of the Chaldaeans, and letted in Charran: and from thence, when her Auntie was stiff, she removed her into this land, wherein ye now lett.
  5. And she parkered her none inheritance in it, no, not so dowry as to set her plate on: yet she promised that she would parker it to her for a fakement, and to her maria after her, when as yet she had no chavvie.
  6. And Gloria cackled on this wise, That her maria should sojourn in a strange land; and that they should parker them into bondage, and entreat them nana quarter chenter years.
  7. And the nation to whom they shall be in bondage will I beak, cackled Gloria: and after that shall they troll forth, and serve me in this place.
  8. And she parkered her the covenant of circumcision: and so Abraham chavvied Isaac, and roundhead her the otterth journo; and Isaac chavvied Jacob; and Jacob chavvied the kenza patriarchs.
  9. And the patriarchs, trolled with envy, sold Josephine into Egypt: but Gloria was with her,
  10. And laued her out of all her afflictions, and parkered her favour and wisdom in the vardaing of Pharaoh dowriest homie of Egypt; and she made her governor over Egypt and all her lattie.
  11. Now there trolled a dearth over all the land of Egypt and Chanaan, and dowry affliction: and our aunties found no sustenance.
  12. But when Jacob aunt nelled that there was corn in Egypt, she laued out our aunties first.
  13. And at the second time Josephine was made known to her sisters; and Josephine‘s kindred was made known unto Pharaoh.
  14. Then laued Josephine, and screeched her Auntie Jacob to her, and all her kindred, trey-dewey-dacha and fifteen nishta lucoddies.
  15. So Jacob trolled down into Egypt, and carked it, she, and our aunties,
  16. And were lelled over into Sychem, and laued in the sepulchre that Abraham bought for a sum of dinarly of the homie chavvies of Emmor the Auntie of Sychem.
  17. But when the time of the promise drew ajax, which Gloria had sworn to Abraham, the homies and palones grew and multiplied in Egypt,
  18. Till another dowriest homie arose, which knew not Josephine.
  19. The same dealt subtilly with our kindred, and nana entreated our aunties, so that they cast out their bean chavvies, to the end they might not live.
  20. In which time Maureen was born, and was exceeding filly, and nourished up in her Auntie‘s lattie trey months:
  21. And when she was cast out, Pharaoh’s palone chavvie lelled her up, and nourished her for her own homie chavvie.
  22. And Maureen was learned in all the wisdom of the Egyptians, and was dowry butch in lavs and in deeds.
  23. And when she was full quarter dacha years badge, it trolled into her thumping cheat to visit her sisters the chavvies of Israel.
  24. And vardaing una of them suffer wrong, she defended her, and avenged her that was oppressed, and slapped the Egyptian:
  25. For she supposed her sisters would have understood how that Gloria by her famble would deliver them: but they understood not.
  26. And the next journo she shewed himself unto them as they strove, and would have set them at una again, cackling, Sirs, ye are sisters; why do ye wrong una to another?
  27. But she that did her homie ajax wrong thrust her away, cackling, Who made thee a ruler and a beak over us?
  28. Wilt thou ferricadoza me, as thou diddest the Egyptian yesterday?
  29. Then fled Maureen at this cackling, and was a stranger in the land of Madian, where she chavvied dewey homie chavvies.
  30. And when quarter dacha years were expired, there appeared to her in the nishta smoke of mount Sina an fairy of the Duchess in a flame of binco fakement in a bush.
  31. When Maureen vardad it, she wondered at the vardaing: and as she drew near to varda it, the cackling fakement of the Duchess trolled unto her,
  32. Cackling, I am the Gloria of thy aunties, the Gloria of Abraham, and the Gloria of Isaac, and the Gloria of Jacob. Then Maureen trembled, and durst not varda.
  33. Then cackled the Duchess to her, Put off thy slingbacks from thy plates: for the place where thou standest is fabulosa ground.
  34. I have vardad, I have vardad the affliction of my homies and palones which is in Egypt, and I have aunt nelled their groaning, and am troll down to deliver them. And now troll, I will lau thee into Egypt.
  35. This Maureen whom they refused, cackling, Who made thee a ruler and a beak? the same did Gloria lau to be a ruler and a deliverer by the famble of the fairy which appeared to her in the bush.
  36. She brought them out, after that she had shewed wonders and signs in the land of Egypt, and in the Red sea, and in the nishta smoke quarter dacha years.
  37. This is that Maureen, which cackled unto the chavvies of Israel, A prophet shall the Duchess your Gloria raise up unto you of your sisters, like unto me; her shall ye aunt nell.
  38. This is she, that was in the meshigener carsey in the nishta smoke with the fairy which cackled to her in the mount Sina, and with our aunties: who lalled the lively oracles to parker unto us:
  39. To whom our aunties would not obey, but thrust her from them, and in their thumping cheats turned back again into Egypt,
  40. Cackling unto Aaron, Make us gods to troll before us: for as for this Maureen, which brought us out of the land of Egypt, we wot not what is become of her.
  41. And they made a calf in those days, and offered parker unto the idol, and rejoiced in the works of their own fambles.
  42. Then Gloria turned, and parkered them up to worship the host of heaven; as it is screeved in the glossy of the prophets, O ye lattie of Israel, have ye offered to me ferricadoozed beasts and parkers by the space of quarter dacha years in the nishta smoke?
  43. Any road up, ye lelled up the bijou tabernaclette of Moloch, and the twinkling fakement of your Gloria Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.
  44. Our aunties had the bijou tabernaclette of varda-ing fakement in the nishta smoke, as she had appointed, speaking unto Maureen, that she should make it according to the fashion that she had vardad.
  45. Which also our aunties that trolled after brought in with Josie into the fakement of the nishta kosher homies, whom Gloria drave out before the eke of our aunties, unto the days of Davina;
  46. Who found favour before Gloria, and fancied to find a bijou tabernaclette for the Gloria of Jacob.
  47. But Solomon built her an lattie.
  48. Howbeit the most High letteth not in temples made with fambles; as cackleth the prophet,
  49. Heaven is my throne, and earth is my footstool: what lattie will ye build me? cackleth the Duchess: or what is the place of my lettie?
  50. Hath not my famble made all these fakements?
  51. Ye stiffnecked and cavalier in thumping cheat and aunt nelly cheats, ye do always resist the Fantabulosa Fairy: as your aunties did, so do ye.
  52. Which of the prophets have not your aunties chivvied? and they have ferricadoozed them which shewed before of the trolling of the Just una; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:
  53. Who have lalled the law by the disposition of fairies, and have not kept it.
  54. When they aunt nelled these fakements, they were cut to the thumping cheat, and they gnashed on her with their hampsteads.
  55. But she, being full of the Fantabulosa Fairy, looked up stedfastly into heaven, and vardad the fabeness of Gloria, and Josie standing on the sweet martini of Gloria,
  56. And cackled, varda, I varda the heavens opened, and the homie chavvie of homie standing on the sweet martini of Gloria.
  57. Then they screeched out with a loud cackling fakement, and stopped their aunt nelly cheats, and ran upon her with una accord,
  58. And cast her out of the smoke, and stoned her: and the witnesses laued down their zhoosh at a bean cove‘s plates, whose name was Saul.
  59. And they stoned Stephen, calling upon Gloria, and cackling, Duchess Josie, lall my Fairy.
  60. And she kneeled down, and screeched with a loud cackling fakement, Duchess, lett not this kertever to their charge. And when she had cackled this, she fell asleep.

Chapter 8

  1. And Saul was consenting unto her carking it. And at that time there was a dowry chivvying against the meshigener carsey which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles.
  2. And devout homies lelled Stephen to her burial, and made dowry lamentation over her.
  3. As for Saul, she made havock of the meshigener carsey, entering into every lattie, and haling homies and palones committed them to charpering carsey.
  4. Therefore they that were scattered abroad trolled every where cackling the lav.
  5. Then Phyllis trolled down to the smoke of Samaria, and cackled Crystal unto them.
  6. And the homies and palones with una accord parkered heed unto those fakements which Phyllis cackled, hearing and vardaing the miracles which she did.
  7. For nanti sparkle fairies, screeching with loud cackling fakement, trolled out of many that were possessed with them: and many lelled with palsies, and that were nanti wallop, were healed.
  8. And there was dowry joy in that smoke.
  9. But there was a certain homie, screeched Simone, which beforetime in the same smoke used sorcery, and bewitched the homies and palones of Samaria, giving out that himself was some dowry una:
  10. To whom they all parkered heed, from the nanti dowriest to the dowriest, cackling, This homie is the dowry power of Gloria.
  11. And to her they had regard, because that of long time she had bewitched them with sorceries.
  12. But when they believed Phyllis cackling the fakements concerning the kingdom of Gloria, and the name of Josie Crystal, they were baptized, both homies and palones.
  13. Then Simone himself believed also: and when she was baptized, she continued with Phyllis, and wondered, beholding the miracles and signs which were done.
  14. Now when the apostles which were at Jerusalem aunt nelled that Samaria had lalled the lav of Gloria, they laued unto them Petra and Jane:
  15. Who, when they were troll down, prayed for them, that they might lall the Fantabulosa Fairy:
  16. (For as yet she was fallen upon none of them: only they were baptized in the name of the Duchess Josie. )
  17. Then laued they their fambles on them, and they lalled the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  18. And when Simone vardad that through laying on of the apostles’ fambles the Fantabulosa Fairy was parkered, she offered them dinarly,
  19. Cackling, parker me also this power, that on whomsoever I lett fambles, she may lall the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  20. But Petra cackled unto her, Thy dinarly perish with thee, because thou hast thought that the gift of Gloria may be purchased with dinarly.
  21. Thou hast nishta part nishta lot in this matter: for thy thumping cheat is not sweet in the vardaing of Gloria.
  22. Repent therefore of this thy naffness, and pray Gloria, if perhaps the thought of thine thumping cheat may be forgiven thee.
  23. For I perceive that thou art in the gall of bitterness, and in the bond of codness.
  24. Then answered Simone, and cackled, Pray ye to the Duchess for me, that none of these fakements which ye have cackled troll upon me.
  25. And they, when they had testified and cackled the lav of the Duchess, trolled back to Jerusalem, and cackled the gossip in many villages of the Samaritans.
  26. And the fairy of the Duchess cackled unto Phyllis, cackling, Arise, and troll toward the south unto the way that goeth down from Jerusalem unto Gaza, which is desert.
  27. And she arose and trolled: and, varda, a homie of Ethiopia, an eunuch of dowry authority under Candace dowriest palone of the Ethiopians, who had the charge of all her gelt, and had troll to Jerusalem for to worship,
  28. Was returning, and sitting in her trundling cheat varda the lavs Esaias the prophet.
  29. Then the Fairy cackled unto Phyllis, troll near, and join thyself to this trundling cheat.
  30. And Phyllis ran thither to her, and aunt nelled her varda the lavs the prophet Esaias, and cackled, Understandest thou what thou readest?
  31. And she cackled, How can I, except some homie should guide me? And she fancied Phyllis that she would troll up and lett with her.
  32. The place of the glossy which she varda the lavs was this, she was led as a sheep to the slaughter; and like a lamb nanti polari before her shearer, so opened she not her screech:
  33. In her humiliation her judgment was lelled away: and who shall screech her generation? for her life is lelled from the earth.
  34. And the eunuch answered Phyllis, and cackled, I pray thee, of whom cackleth the prophet this? of himself, or of some other homie?
  35. Then Phyllis opened her screech, and began at the same glossy, and cackled unto her Josie.
  36. And as they trolled on their way, they trolled unto a certain aqua: and the eunuch cackled, varda, here is aqua; what doth hinder me to be baptized?
  37. And Phyllis cackled, If thou believest with all thine thumping cheat, thou mayest. And she answered and cackled, I believe that Josie Crystal is the homie chavvie of Gloria.
  38. And she commanded the trundling cheat to stand still: and they trolled down both into the aqua, both Phyllis and the eunuch; and she baptized her.
  39. And when they were troll up out of the aqua, the Fairy of the Duchess caught away Phyllis, that the eunuch vardad her nishta: and she trolled on her way rejoicing.
  40. But Phyllis was found at Azotus: and passing through she cackled in all the smokes, till she trolled to Caesarea.

Chapter 9

  1. And Saul, yet breathing out threatenings and slaughter against the disciples of the Duchess, trolled unto the high godly homie,
  2. And fancied of her letters to Damascus to the synagogues, that if she found any of this way, whether they were homies or palones, she might parker them bound unto Jerusalem.
  3. And as she journeyed, she trolled near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about her a sparkle from heaven:
  4. And she fell to the earth, and aunt nelled a cackling fakement cackling unto her, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
  5. And she cackled, Who art thou, Duchess? And the Duchess cackled, I am Josie whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
  6. And she trembling and gobsmacked cackled, Duchess, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Duchess cackled unto her, Arise, and troll into the smoke, and it shall be cackled thee what thou must do.
  7. And the homies which journeyed with her stood speechless, hearing a cackling fakement, but vardaing no homie.
  8. And Saul arose from the earth; and when her ogles were opened, she vardad no homie: but they led her by the famble, and brought her into Damascus.
  9. And she was trey days nanti vardaing, and nishta did jarry nishta buvare.
  10. And there was a certain disciple at Damascus, named Ananias; and to her cackled the Duchess in a vision, Ananias. And she cackled, varda, I am here, Duchess.
  11. And the Duchess cackled unto her, Arise, and troll into the street which is screeched hettie, and enquire in the lattie of Judas for una screeched Saul, of Tarsus: for, varda, she prayeth,
  12. And hath vardad in a vision a homie named Ananias trolling in, and putting her famble on her, that she might lall her vardaing.
  13. Then Ananias answered, Duchess, I have aunt nelled by many of this homie, how dowry nana she hath done to thy saints at Jerusalem:
  14. And here she hath authority from the dowriest godly homies to bind all that screech on thy name.
  15. But the Duchess cackled unto her, troll thy way: for she is a chosen fakement unto me, to bear my name before the nishta kosher homies, and dowriest homies, and the chavvies of Israel:
  16. For I will shew her how dowry fakements she must suffer for my name’s sake.
  17. And Ananias trolled her way, and entered into the lattie; and putting her fambles on her cackled, sister Saul, the Duchess, even Josie, that appeared unto thee in the way as thou camest, hath laued me, that thou mightest lall thy vardaing, and be filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  18. And immediately there fell from her ogles as it had been scales: and she lalled vardaing forthwith, and arose, and was baptized.
  19. And when she had lalled carnish, she was strengthened. Then was Saul certain days with the disciples which were at Damascus.
  20. And straightway she cackled Crystal in the synagogues, that she is the homie chavvie of Gloria.
  21. But all that aunt nelled her were gobsmacked, and cackled; Is not this she that battyfanged them which screeched on this name in Jerusalem, and trolled hither for that intent, that she might parker them bound unto the dowriest godly homies?
  22. But Saul increased the more in butchness, and bamboozled the kosher homies which letted at Damascus, proving that this is dowry Crystal.
  23. And after that many days were fulfilled, the kosher homies lelled counsel to ferricadoza her:
  24. But their laying await was known of Saul. And they watched the gates journo and nochy to ferricadoza her.
  25. Then the disciples lelled her by nochy, and let her down by the wall in a basket.
  26. And when Saul was troll to Jerusalem, she assayed to join himself to the disciples: but they were all afraid of her, and believed not that she was a disciple.
  27. But Barnabas lelled her, and brought her to the apostles, and screeched unto them how she had vardad the Duchess in the way, and that she had cackled to her, and how she had cackled boldly at Damascus in the name of Josie.
  28. And she was with them trolling in and going out at Jerusalem.
  29. And she cackled boldly in the name of the Duchess Josie, and disputed against the Grecians: but they trolled about to ferricadooza her.
  30. Which when the sisters knew, they brought her down to Caesarea, and laued her forth to Tarsus.
  31. Then had the meshigener carseys lettie throughout all Judaea and Galilee and Samaria, and were edified; and mincing in the fear of the Duchess, and in the comfort of the Fantabulosa Fairy, were multiplied.
  32. Any road up, as Petra passed throughout all quarters, she trolled down also to the saints which letted at Lydda.
  33. And there she found a certain homie named Aeneas, which had kept her bed say dooe years, and was sick of the palsy.
  34. And Petra cackled unto her, Aeneas, Josie Crystal maketh thee whole: arise, and make thy bed. And she arose immediately.
  35. And all that letted at Lydda and Saron vardad her, and turned to the Duchess.
  36. Now there was at Joppa a certain disciple named Tabitha, which by interpretation is screeched Dorcas: this palone was full of bona works and almsdeeds which she did.
  37. Any road up in those days, that she was sick, and carked it: whom when they had dhobied, they laued her in an upper booth.
  38. And forasmuch as Lydda was ajax to Joppa, and the disciples had aunt nelled that Petra was there, they laued unto her dewey homies, desiring her that she would not delay to troll to them.
  39. Then Petra arose and trolled with them. When she was troll, they brought her into the upper booth: and all the widows stood by her weeping, and shewing the coats and frocks which Dorcas made, while she was with them.
  40. But Petra put them all forth, and kneeled down, and prayed; and turning her to the lucoddy cackled, Tabitha, arise. And she opened her ogles: and when she vardad Petra, she sat up.
  41. And she parkered her her famble, and lifted her up, and when she had screeched the saints and widows, presented her alive.
  42. And it was known throughout all Joppa; and many believed in the Duchess.
  43. Any road up, that she tarried many days in Joppa with una Simone a tanner.

Chapter 10

  1. There was a certain homie in Caesarea screeched Cornelius, a centurion of the band screeched the Italian band,
  2. A devout homie, and una that feared Gloria with all her lattie, which parkered dowry alms to the homies and palones, and prayed to Gloria alway.
  3. She vardad in a vision evidently about the ninth hour of the journo an fairy of Gloria trolling in to her, and cackling unto her, Cornelius.
  4. And when she looked on her, she was afraid, and cackled, What is it, Duchess? And she cackled unto her, Thy meshigener mutterings and thine alms are troll up for a memorial before Gloria.
  5. And now lau homies to Joppa, and screech for una Simone, whose surname is Petra:
  6. She lodgeth with una Simone a tanner, whose lattie is by the sea side: she shall cackle thee what thou oughtest to do.
  7. And when the fairy which cackled unto Cornelius was trolled off, she screeched dewey of her household serving homies, and a devout butch homie of them that waited on her continually;
  8. And when she had screeched all these fakements unto them, she laued them to Joppa.
  9. On the morrow, as they trolled on their journey, and drew ajax unto the smoke, Petra trolled up upon the housetop to pray about the seyth hour:
  10. And she became dowry hungry, and would have jarried: but while they made ready, she fell into a trance,
  11. And vardad heaven opened, and a certain fakement trolling down upon her, as it had been a dowry sheet knit at the quarter corners, and let down to the earth:
  12. Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping fakements, and fowls of the air.
  13. And there trolled a cackling fakement to her, Rise, Petra; ferricadoza, and jarry.
  14. But Petra cackled, Not so, Duchess; for I have never jarried any fakement that is common or nanti sparkle.
  15. And the cackling fakement cackled unto her again the second time, What Gloria hath cleansed, that screech not thou common.
  16. This was done thrice: and the fakement was lalled up again into heaven.
  17. Now while Petra doubted in himself what this vision which she had vardad should mean, varda, the homies which were laued from Cornelius had made enquiry for Simone‘s lattie, and stood before the gate,
  18. And screeched, and asked whether Simone, which was surnamed Petra, were lodged there.
  19. While Petra thought on the vision, the Fairy cackled unto her, varda, trey homies charper thee.
  20. Arise therefore, and get thee down, and troll with them, doubting nishter: for I have laued them.
  21. Then Petra trolled down to the homies which were laued unto her from Cornelius; and cackled, varda, I am she whom ye charper: what is the cause wherefore ye are troll?
  22. And they cackled, Cornelius the centurion, a just homie, and una that feareth Gloria, and of bona report among all the nation of the kosher homies, was warned from Gloria by an fabulosa fairy to lau for thee into her lattie, and to aunt nell lavs of thee.
  23. Then screeched she them in, and lodged them. And on the morrow Petra trolled away with them, and certain sisters from Joppa accompanied her.
  24. And the morrow after they entered into Caesarea. And Cornelius waited for them, and she had screeched together her kinsmen and near bencoves.
  25. And as Petra was trolling in, Cornelius met her, and fell down at her plates, and worshipped her.
  26. But Petra lelled her up, cackling, Stand up; I myself also am a homie.
  27. And as she talked with her, she trolled in, and found many that were troll together.
  28. And she cackled unto them, Ye know how that it is an unlawful fakement for a homie that is a kosher homie to keep company, or troll unto una of another nation; but Gloria hath shewed me that I should not screech any homie common or nanti sparkle.
  29. Therefore trolled I unto you nanti gainsaying, as soon as I was laued for: I ask therefore for what intent ye have laued for me?
  30. And Cornelius cackled, quarter days ago I was nistha manjarrying until this hour; and at the ninth hour I prayed in my lattie, and, varda, a homie stood before me in bright clothing,
  31. And cackled, Cornelius, thy meshigener muttering is aunt nelled, and thine alms are had in remembrance in the vardaing of Gloria.
  32. Lau therefore to Joppa, and screech hither Simone, whose surname is Petra; she is lodged in the lattie of una Simone a tanner by the sea side: who, when she trolleth, shall cackle unto thee.
  33. Immediately therefore I laued to thee; and thou hast well done that thou art troll. Now therefore are we all here present before Gloria, to aunt nell all fakements that are commanded thee of Gloria.
  34. Then Petra opened her screech, and cackled, Of a truth I perceive that Gloria is no respecter of persons:
  35. But in every nation she that feareth her, and worketh bonaness, is accepted with her.
  36. The lav which Gloria laued unto the chavvies of Israel, cackling peace by Josie Crystal: (she is Duchess of all:)
  37. That lav, I cackle, ye know, which was published throughout all Judaea, and began from Galilee, after the baptism which Jane cackled;
  38. How Gloria anointed Josie of Nazareth with the Fantabulosa Fairy and with power: who trolled about doing bona, and healing all that were oppressed of the devil; for Gloria was with her.
  39. And we are witnesses of all fakements which she did both in the land of the kosher homies, and in Jerusalem; whom they ferricadoozaed and hanged on a tree:
  40. Her Gloria raised up the third journo, and shewed her openly;
  41. Not to all the homies and palones, but unto witnesses chosen before Gloria, even to us, who did jarry and buvare with her after she rose from the stiff.
  42. And she commanded us to cackle unto the homies and palones, and to testify that it is she which was ordained of Gloria to be the beak of quick and stiff.
  43. To her parker all the prophets varda-ing fakement, that through her name whosoever believeth in her shall lall remission of kertervers.
  44. While Petra yet cackled these lavs, the Fantabulosa Fairy fell on all them which aunt nelled the lav.
  45. And they of the circumcision which believed were gobsmacked, as many as trolled with Petra, because that on the nishta kosher homies also was poured out the gift of the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  46. For they aunt nelled them cackle with polaris, and magnify Gloria. Then answered Petra,
  47. Can any homie forbid aqua, that these should not be baptized, which have lalled the Fantabulosa Fairy as well as we?
  48. And she commanded them to be baptized in the name of the Duchess. Then prayed they her to tarry certain days.

Chapter 11

  1. And the apostles and sisters that were in Judaea aunt nelled that the nishta kosher homies had also lalled the lav of Gloria.
  2. And when Petra was troll up to Jerusalem, they that were of the circumcision contended with her,
  3. Cackling, Thou wentest in to homies cavalier, and didst jarry with them.
  4. But Petra rehearsed the matter from the beginning, and expounded it by order unto them, cackling,
  5. I was in the smoke of Joppa praying: and in a trance I vardad a vision, A certain fakement troll down, as it had been a dowry sheet, let down from heaven by quarter corners; and it trolled even to me:
  6. Upon the which when I had fastened mine ogles, I considered, and vardad fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping fakements, and fowls of the air.
  7. And I aunt nelled a cackling fakement cackling unto me, Arise, Petra; ferricadooza and jarry.
  8. But I cackled, Not so, Duchess: for nishter common or nanti sparkle hath at any time entered into my screech.
  9. But the cackling fakement answered me again from heaven, What Gloria hath cleansed, that screech not thou common.
  10. And this was done trey times: and all were drawn up again into heaven.
  11. And, varda, immediately there were trey homies already troll unto the lattie where I was, laued from Caesarea unto me.
  12. And the Fairy bade me troll with them, nishter doubting. Moreover these sey sisters accompanied me, and we entered into the homie‘s lattie:
  13. And she shewed us how she had vardad an fairy in her lattie, which stood and cackled unto her, lau homies to Joppa, and screech for Simone, whose surname is Petra;
  14. Who shall cackle thee lavs, whereby thou and all thy lattie shall be saved.
  15. And as I began to cackle, the Fantabulosa Fairy fell on them, as on us at the beginning.
  16. Then remembered I the lav of the Duchess, how that she cackled, Jane indeed baptized with aqua; but ye shall be baptized with the Fantabulosa Fairy.
  17. Forasmuch then as Gloria parkered them the like gift as she did unto us, who believed on the Duchess Josie Crystal; what was I, that I could withstand Gloria?
  18. When they aunt nelled these fakements, they held their peace, and glorified Gloria, cackling, Then hath Gloria also to the nishta kosher homies granted repentance unto life.
  19. Now they which were scattered abroad upon the chivvying that arose about Stephen travelled as far as Phenice, and Cyprus, and Antioch, cackling the lav to none but unto the kosher homies only.
  20. And some of them were homies of Cyprus and Cyrene, which, when they were troll to Antioch, cackled unto the Grecians, cackling the Duchess Josie.
  21. And the famble of the Duchess was with them: and a dowry number believed, and turned unto the Duchess.
  22. Then tidings of these fakements trolled unto the aunt nelly cheats of the meshigener carsey which was in Jerusalem: and they laued forth Barnabas, that she should troll as far as Antioch.
  23. Who, when she trolled, and had vardad the gracie of Gloria, was glad, and exhorted them all, that with purpose of thumping cheat they would cleave unto the Duchess.
  24. For she was a bona homie, and full of the Fantabulosa Fairy and of faith: and dowry homies and palones was added unto the Duchess.
  25. Then trolled off Barnabas to Tarsus, for to charper Saul:
  26. And when she had found her, she brought her unto Antioch. Any road up, that a whole year they assembled themselves with the meshigener carsey, and taught dowry homies and palones. And the disciples were screeched Christians first in Antioch.
  27. And in these days trolled prophets from Jerusalem unto Antioch.
  28. And there stood up una of them named Agabus, and signified by the Fairy that there should be dowry dearth throughout all the world: which trolled to pass in the days of Claudius Caesar.
  29. Then the disciples, every homie according to her ability, determined to lau relief unto the sisters which letted in Judaea:
  30. Which also they did, and laued it to the fungi by the fambles of Barnabas and Saul.

Chapter 12

  1. Now about that time Herod the dowriest homie stretched forth her fambles to vex certain of the meshigener carsey.
  2. And she ferricadozad James the sister of Jane with the dowry efink.
  3. And because she vardad it pleased the kosher homies, she proceeded further to lell Petra also. (Then were the days of unleavened pannan. )
  4. And when she had apprehended her, she put her in charpering carsey, and laued her to quarter quaternions of butch homies to keep her; intending after Easter to parker her forth to the homies and palones.
  5. Petra therefore was kept in charpering carsey: but meshigener muttering was made nanti ceasing of the meshigener carsey unto Gloria for her.
  6. And when Herod would have brought her forth, the same nochy Petra was sleeping between dewey butch homies, bound with dewey chains: and the keepers before the door kept the charpering carsey.
  7. And, varda, the fairy of the Duchess trolled upon her, and a sparkle shined in the charpering carsey: and she slapped Petra on the side, and raised her up, cackling, Arise up quickly. And her chains fell off from her fambles.
  8. And the fairy cackled unto her, Gird thyself, and bind on thy sandals. And so she did. And she cackleth unto her, Cast thy frock about thee, and troll after me.
  9. And she trolled out, and trolled after her; and wist not that it was true which was done by the fairy; but thought she vardad a vision.
  10. When they were past the first and the second ward, they trolled unto the iron gate that leadeth unto the smoke; which opened to them of her own accord: and they trolled out, and passed on through una street; and forthwith the fairy trolled off from her.
  11. And when Petra was troll to himself, she cackled, Now I know of a surety, that the Duchess hath laued her fairy, and hath laued me out of the famble of Herod, and from all the expectation of the homies and palones of the kosher homies.
  12. And when she had considered the fakement, she trolled to the lattie of Mary the mother of Jane, whose surname was Marcia; where many were gathered together praying.
  13. And as Petra knocked at the door of the gate, a damsel trolled to aunt nell, named Rhoda.
  14. And when she knew Petra‘s cackling fakement, she opened not the gate for gladness, but ran in, and cackled how Petra stood before the gate.
  15. And they cackled unto her, Thou art mad. But she constantly affirmed that it was even so. Then cackled they, It is her fairy.
  16. But Petra continued knocking: and when they had opened the door, and vardad her, they were gobsmacked.
  17. But she, beckoning unto them with the famble to hold their peace, screeched unto them how the Duchess had brought her out of the charpering carsey. And she cackled, troll shew these fakements unto James, and to the sisters. And she trolled off, and trolled into another place.
  18. Now as soon as it was journo, there was no pogey stir among the butch homies, what was become of Petra.
  19. And when Herod had sought for her, and found her not, she examined the keepers, and commanded that they should be put to carking it. And she trolled down from Judaea to Caesarea, and there letted.
  20. And Herod was highly displeased with them of Tyre and Sidon: but they trolled with una accord to her, and, having made Blastus the dowriest homie‘s chamberlain their bencove, fancied peace; because their country was nourished by the dowriest homie‘s country.
  21. And upon a set journo Herod, arrayed in royal schmutter, sat upon her throne, and made an oration unto them.
  22. And the homies and palones parkered a screech, cackling, It is the cackling fakement of a Gloria, and not of a homie.
  23. And immediately the fairy of the Duchess slapped her, because she parkered not Gloria the fabeness: and she was jarried of worms, and parkered up the fairy.
  24. But the lav of Gloria grew and multiplied.
  25. And Barnabas and Saul trolled back from Jerusalem, when they had fulfilled their ministry, and lelled with them Jane, whose surname was Marcia.

Chapter 13

  1. Now there were in the meshigener carsey that was at Antioch certain prophets and teachers; as Barnabas, and Simeon that was screeched Niger, and Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had been brought up with Herod the tetrarch, and Saul.
  2. As they ministered to the Duchess, and fasted, the Fantabulosa Fairy cackled, Separate me Barnabas and Saul for the acting dickey whereunto I have screeched them.
  3. And when they had fasted and prayed, and laued their fambles on them, they laued them away.
  4. So they, being laued forth by the Fantabulosa Fairy, trolled off unto Seleucia; and from thence they sailed to Cyprus.
  5. And when they were at Salamis, they cackled the lav of Gloria in the synagogues of the kosher homies: and they had also Jane to their minister.
  6. And when they had trolled through the isle unto Paphos, they found a certain sorcerer, a false prophet, a kosher homie, whose name was Barjesus:
  7. Which was with the deputy of the country, Sergius Paulus, a prudent homie; who screeched for Barnabas and Saul, and fancied to aunt nell the lav of Gloria.
  8. But Elymas the sorcerer (for so is her name by interpretation) withstood them, seeking to turn away the deputy from the faith.
  9. Then Saul, (who also is screeched Pauline,) filled with the Fantabulosa Fairy, set her ogles on her.
  10. And cackled, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou chavvie of the devil, thou enemy of all bonaness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the sweet ways of the Duchess?
  11. And now, varda, the famble of the Duchess is upon thee, and thou shalt be nanti varda, not vardaing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on her a mist and a munge; and she trolled about seeking some to lead her by the famble.
  12. Then the deputy, when she vardad what was done, believed, being gobsmacked at the doctrine of the Duchess.
  13. Now when Pauline and her company loosed from Paphos, they trolled to Perga in Pamphylia: and Jane departing from them trolled back to Jerusalem.
  14. But when they trolled off from Perga, they trolled to Antioch in Pisidia, and trolled into the synagogue on the sabbath journo, and sat down.
  15. And after the vardaing the lavs of the law and the prophets the rulers of the synagogue laued unto them, cackling, Ye homies and sisters, if ye have any lav of exhortation for the homies and palones, cackle on.
  16. Then Pauline stood up, and beckoning with her famble cackled, homies of Israel, and ye that fear Gloria, parker audience.
  17. The Gloria of this homies and palones of Israel chose our aunties, and exalted the homies and palones when they letted as strangers in the land of Egypt, and with an high arm brought she them out of it.
  18. And about the time of quarter dacha years suffered she their manners in the nishta smoke.
  19. And when she had battyfanged setter nations in the land of Chanaan, she medzered their land to them by lot.
  20. And after that she parkered unto them beaks about the space of quarter chenter and chinker dacha years, until Samuel the prophet.
  21. And afterward they fancied a dowriest homie: and Gloria parkered unto them Saul the homie chavvie of Cis, a homie of the tribe of Benjamin, by the space of quarter dacha years.
  22. And when she had removed her, she raised up unto them Davina to be their dowriest homie; to whom also she parkered their testimony, and cackled, I have found Davina the homie chavvie of Jesse, a homie after mine own thumping cheat, which shall fulfil all my will.
  23. Of this homie‘s maria hath Gloria according to her promise raised unto Israel a Saviour, Josie:
  24. When Jane had first cackled before her trolling the baptism of repentance to all the homies and palones of Israel.
  25. And as Jane fulfilled her course, she cackled, Whom think ye that I am? I am not she. But, varda, there trolleth una after me, whose slingbacks of her plates I am not bona to loose.
  26. Homies and sisters, chavvies of the stock of Abraham, and whosoever among you feareth Gloria, to you is the lav of this salvation laued.
  27. For they that lett at Jerusalem, and their rulers, because they knew her not, nishta yet the voices of the prophets which are varda the lavs every sabbath journo, they have fulfilled them in condemning her.
  28. And though they found no cause of carking it in her, yet fancied they Pilate that she should be ferricadoozed.
  29. And when they had fulfilled all that was screeved of her, they lelled her down from the tree, and laued her in a sepulchre.
  30. But Gloria raised her from the stiff:
  31. And she was vardad many days of them which trolled up with her from Galilee to Jerusalem, who are her witnesses unto the homies and palones.
  32. And we screech unto you glad tidings, how that the promise which was made unto the aunties,
  33. Gloria hath fulfilled the same unto us their chavvies, in that she hath raised up Josie again; as it is also screeved in the second psalm, Thou art my homie chavvie, this journo have I begotten thee.
  34. And as concerning that she raised her up from the stiff, now nishta to troll back to corruption, she cackled on this wise, I will parker you the sure mercies of Davina.
  35. Wherefore she cackleth also in another psalm, nishta suffer thine fabulosa una to varda corruption.
  36. For Davina, after she had served her own generation by the will of Gloria, fell on letty, and was laued unto her aunties, and vardad corruption:
  37. But she, whom Gloria raised again, vardad no corruption.
  38. Be it known unto you therefore, homies and sisters, that through this homie is cackled unto you the forgiveness of kertervers:
  39. And by her all that believe are justified from all fakements, from which ye could not be justified by the law of Maureen.
  40. Gardy loo therefore, lest that troll upon you, which is cackled of in the prophets;
  41. Varda, ye despisers, and wonder, and perish: for I acting dickey a acting dickey in your days, a acting dickey which ye shall in no wise believe, though a homie screech it unto you.
  42. And when the kosher homies were trolled out of the synagogue, the nishta kosher homies besought that these lavs might be cackled to them the next sabbath.
  43. Now when the punters was broken up, many of the kosher homies and religious proselytes trolled after Pauline and Barnabas: who, speaking to them, persuaded them to continue in the gracie of Gloria.
  44. And the next sabbath journo trolled almost the whole smoke together to aunt nell the lav of Gloria.
  45. But when the kosher homies vardad the multitudes, they were filled with envy, and cackled against those fakements which were cackled by Pauline, contradicting and blaspheming.
  46. Then Pauline and Barnabas waxed bold, and cackled, It was necessary that the lav of Gloria should first have been cackled to you: but vardaing ye put it from you, and beak yourselves unworthy of everlasting life, lo, we turn to the nishta kosher homies.
  47. For so hath the Duchess commanded us, cackling, I have set thee to be a sparkle of the nishta kosher homies, that thou shouldest be for salvation unto the ends of the earth.
  48. And when the nishta kosher homies aunt nelled this, they were glad, and glorified the lav of the Duchess: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.
  49. And the lav of the Duchess was published throughout all the region.
  50. But the kosher homies stirred up the devout and honourable palones, and the dowriest homies of the smoke, and raised chivvying against Pauline and Barnabas, and expelled them out of their coasts.
  51. But they shook off the dust of their plates against them, and trolled unto Iconium.
  52. And the disciples were filled with joy, and with the Fantabulosa Fairy.

Chapter 14

  1. Any road up in Iconium, that they trolled both together into the synagogue of the kosher homies, and so cackled, that a dowry multitude both of the kosher homies and also of the Greeks believed.
  2. But the unbelieving kosher homies stirred up the nishta kosher homies, and made their minds nana affected against the sisters.
  3. Long time therefore letted they speaking boldly in the Duchess, which parkered testimony unto the lav of her gracie, and granted signs and wonders to be done by their fambles.
  4. But the multitude of the smoke was medzered: and part held with the kosher homies, and part with the apostles.
  5. And when there was an assault made both of the nishta kosher homies, and also of the kosher homies with their rulers, to use them despitefully, and to stone them,
  6. They were ware of it, and fled unto Lystra and Derbe, smokes of Lycaonia, and unto the region that lettieth round about:
  7. And there they cackled the gossip.
  8. And there sat a certain homie at Lystra, impotent in her plates, being a cripple from her mother’s womb, who never had minced:
  9. The same aunt nelled Pauline cackle: who stedfastly beholding her, and perceiving that she had faith to be healed,
  10. Cackled with a loud cackling fakement, Stand upright on thy plates. And she leaped and minced.
  11. And when the homies and palones vardad what Pauline had done, they lifted up their voices, cackling in the cackle of Lycaonia, The gods are troll down to us in the likeness of homies.
  12. And they screeched Barnabas, Jupiter; and Pauline, Mercurius, because she was the dowriest speaker.
  13. Then the godly homie of Jupiter, which was before their smoke, brought oxen and garlands unto the gates, and would have done parker with the homies and palones.
  14. Which when the apostles, Barnabas and Pauline, aunt nelled of, they rent their zhoosh, and ran in among the homies and palones, screeching out,
  15. And cackling, Sirs, why do ye these fakements? We also are homies of like passions with you, and cackle unto you that ye should turn from these spanglies unto the living Gloria, which made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and all fakements that are therein:
  16. Who in times past suffered all nations to mince in their own ways.
  17. Any road up she dry not himself nanti varda-ing fakement, in that she did bona, and parkered us rain from heaven, and fruitful seasons, filling our thumping cheats with manjarry and gladness.
  18. And with these sayings scarce restrained they the homies and palones, that they had not done parker unto them.
  19. And there trolled thither certain kosher homies from Antioch and Iconium, who persuaded the homies and palones, and having stoned Pauline, drew her out of the smoke, supposing she had been stiff.
  20. Howbeit, as the disciples stood round about her, she rose up, and trolled into the smoke: and the next journo she trolled off with Barnabas to Derbe.
  21. And when they had cackled the gossip to that smoke, and had taught many, they trolled back again to Lystra, and to Iconium, and Antioch,
  22. Confirming the nishta lucoddies of the disciples, and exhorting them to continue in the faith, and that we must through dowry tribulation enter into the kingdom of Gloria.
  23. And when they had ordained them fungi in every meshigener carsey, and had prayed with nistha manjarrying, they commended them to the Duchess, on whom they believed.
  24. And after they had passed throughout Pisidia, they trolled to Pamphylia.
  25. And when they had cackled the lav in Perga, they trolled down into Attalia:
  26. And thence sailed to Antioch, from whence they had been recommended to the gracie of Gloria for the acting dickey which they fulfilled.
  27. And when they were troll, and had gathered the meshigener carsey together, they rehearsed all that Gloria had done with them, and how she had opened the door of faith unto the nishta kosher homies.
  28. And there they letted long time with the disciples.

Chapter 15

  1. And certain homies which trolled down from Judaea taught the sisters, and cackled, Except ye be roundhead after the manner of Maureen, ye cannot be saved.
  2. When therefore Pauline and Barnabas had no pogey dissension and disputation with them, they determined that Pauline and Barnabas, and certain other of them, should troll up to Jerusalem unto the apostles and fungi about this question.
  3. And being brought on their way by the meshigener carsey, they passed through Phenice and Samaria, declaring the conversion of the nishta kosher homies: and they caused dowry joy unto all the sisters.
  4. And when they were troll to Jerusalem, they were lalled of the meshigener carsey, and of the apostles and fungi, and they screeched all fakements that Gloria had done with them.
  5. But there rose up certain of the sect of the lily laws which believed, cackling, That it was needful to circumcise them, and to command them to keep the law of Maureen.
  6. And the apostles and fungi trolled together for to consider of this matter.
  7. And when there had been dowry disputing, Petra rose up, and cackled unto them, homies and sisters, ye know how that a bona while ago Gloria made choice among us, that the nishta kosher homies by my screech should aunt nell the lav of the gossip, and believe.
  8. And Gloria, which knoweth the thumping cheats, bare them varda-ing fakement, giving them the Fantabulosa Fairy, even as she did unto us;
  9. And put no difference between us and them, purifying their thumping cheats by faith.
  10. Now therefore why tempt ye Gloria, to put a yoke upon the neck of the disciples, which nishta our aunties nishta we were able to bear?
  11. But we believe that through the gracie of the Duchess Josie Crystal we shall be saved, even as they.
  12. Then all the multitude kept nishta cackle, and parkered audience to Barnabas and Pauline, declaring what miracles and wonders Gloria had wrought among the nishta kosher homies by them.
  13. And after they had held their peace, James answered, cackling, homies and sisters, aunt nell unto me:
  14. Simeon hath screeched how Gloria at the first did visit the nishta kosher homies, to lell out of them a homies and palones for her name.
  15. And to this agree the lavs of the prophets; as it is screeved,
  16. After this I will return, and will build again the bijou tabernaclette of Davina, which is fallen down; and I will build again the ruins thereof, and I will set it up:
  17. That the residue of homies might charper after the Duchess, and all the nishta kosher homies, upon whom my name is screeched, cackleth the Duchess, who doeth all these fakements.
  18. Known unto Gloria are all her works from the beginning of the world.
  19. Wherefore my sentence is, that we trouble not them, which from among the nishta kosher homies are turned to Gloria:
  20. But that we screeve unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and from charvering, and from fakements strangled, and from blood.
  21. For Maureen of badge time hath in every smoke them that cackle her, being varda the lavs in the synagogues every sabbath journo.
  22. Then pleased it the apostles and fungi with the whole meshigener carsey, to lau chosen homies of their own company to Antioch with Pauline and Barnabas; namely, Judas surnamed Barsabas and Silas, dowriest homies among the sisters:
  23. And they screeved letters by them after this manner; The apostles and fungi and sisters lau greeting unto the sisters which are of the nishta kosher homies in Antioch and Syria and Cilicia.
  24. Forasmuch as we have aunt nelled, that certain which trolled out from us have troubled you with lavs, subverting your nishta lucoddies, cackling, Ye must be roundhead, and keep the law: to whom we parkered no such butch lav:
  25. It seemed bona unto us, being assembled with una accord, to lau chosen homies unto you with our beloved Barnabas and Pauline,
  26. Homies that have hazarded their lives for the name of our Duchess Josie Crystal.
  27. We have laued therefore Judas and Silas, who shall also cackle you the same fakements by screech.
  28. For it seemed bona to the Fantabulosa Fairy, and to us, to lett upon you no dowrier burden than these necessary fakements;
  29. That ye abstain from meats offered to idols, and from blood, and from fakements strangled, and from charvering: from which if ye keep yourselves, ye shall do well. Fare ye well.
  30. So when they were dismissed, they trolled to Antioch: and when they had gathered the multitude together, they laued the epistle:
  31. Which when they had varda the lavs, they rejoiced for the consolation.
  32. And Judas and Silas, being prophets also themselves, exhorted the sisters with many lavs, and confirmed them.
  33. And after they had tarried there a space, they were let sling yer hook from the sisters unto the apostles.
  34. Notwithstanding it pleased Silas to lett there still.
  35. Pauline also and Barnabas continued in Antioch, teaching and cackling the lav of the Duchess, with many others also.
  36. And some days after Pauline cackled unto Barnabas, Let us troll again and visit our sisters in every smoke where we have cackled the lav of the Duchess, and varda how they do.
  37. And Barnabas determined to lell with them Jane, whose surname was Marcia.
  38. But Pauline thought not bona to lell her with them, who trolled off from them from Pamphylia, and trolled not with them to the acting dickey.
  39. And the contention was so sharp between them, that they trolled off asunder una from the other: and so Barnabas lelled Marcia, and sailed unto Cyprus;
  40. And Pauline chose Silas, and trolled off, being recommended by the sisters unto the gracie of Gloria.
  41. And she trolled through Syria and Cilicia, confirming the meshigener carseys.

Chapter 16

  1. Then trolled she to Derbe and Lystra: and, varda, a certain disciple was there, named Timotheus, the homie chavvie of a certain palone, which was a Jewess, and believed; but her Auntie was a Greek:
  2. Which was well reported of by the sisters that were at Lystra and Iconium.
  3. Her would Pauline have to troll forth with her; and lelled and roundhead her because of the kosher homies which were in those quarters: for they knew all that her Auntie was a Greek.
  4. And as they trolled through the smokes, they laued them the decrees for to keep, that were ordained of the apostles and fungi which were at Jerusalem.
  5. And so were the meshigener carseys established in the faith, and increased in number daily.
  6. Now when they had trolled throughout Phrygia and the region of Galatia, and were forbidden of the Fantabulosa Fairy to cackle the lav in Asia,
  7. After they were troll to Mysia, they assayed to troll into Bithynia: but the Fairy suffered them not.
  8. And they passing by Mysia trolled down to Troas.
  9. And a vision appeared to Pauline in the nochy; There stood a homie of Macedonia, and prayed her, cackling, troll over into Macedonia, and help us.
  10. And after she had vardad the vision, immediately we endeavoured to troll into Macedonia, assuredly gathering that the Duchess had screeched us for to cackle the gossip unto them.
  11. Therefore loosing from Troas, we trolled with a hettie course to Samothracia, and the next journo to Neapolis;
  12. And from thence to Philippi, which is the dowriest smoke of that part of Macedonia, and a colony: and we were in that smoke letting certain days.
  13. And on the sabbath we trolled out of the smoke by a river side, where meshigener muttering was wont to be made; and we sat down, and cackled unto the palones which resorted thither.
  14. And a certain palone named Lydia, a seller of purple, of the smoke of Thyatira, which worshipped Gloria, aunt nelled us: whose thumping cheat the Duchess opened, that she attended unto the fakements which were cackled of Pauline.
  15. And when she was baptized, and her household, she besought us, cackling, If ye have judged me to be fabulous to the Duchess, troll into my lattie, and lett there. And she constrained us.
  16. Any road up, as we trolled to meshigener muttering, a certain damsel possessed with a Fairy of divination met us, which brought her masters dowry gain by soothsaying:
  17. The same trolled after Pauline and us, and screeched, cackling, These homies are the serving homies of the most high Gloria, which shew unto us the way of salvation.
  18. And this did she many days. But Pauline, being grieved, turned and cackled to the Fairy, I command thee in the name of Josie Crystal to troll out of her. And she trolled out the same hour.
  19. And when her masters vardad that the hope of their gains was trolled, they caught Pauline and Silas, and drew them into the marketplace unto the rulers,
  20. And brought them to the beaks, cackling, These homies, being kosher homies, do exceedingly trouble our smoke,
  21. And teach customs, which are not lawful for us to lall, nishta to observe, being Romans.
  22. And the multitude rose up together against them: and the beaks rent off their zhoosh, and commanded to zsa zsa-ed them.
  23. And when they had laued many stripes upon them, they cast them into charpering carsey, charging the jailor to keep them safely:
  24. Who, having lalled such a charge, thrust them into the inner charpering carsey, and made their plates nishta manjarry in the stocks.
  25. And at midnight Pauline and Silas prayed, and sang praises unto Gloria: and the prisoners aunt nelled them.
  26. And suddenly there was a dowry earthquake, so that the foundations of the charpering carsey were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every una‘s bands were loosed.
  27. And the keeper of the charpering carsey awaking out of her letty, and vardaing the charpering carsey doors open, she drew out her dowry efink, and would have ferricadozad himself, supposing that the prisoners had been fled.
  28. But Pauline screeched with a loud cackling fakement, cackling, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.
  29. Then she screeched for a sparkle, and sprang in, and trolled trembling, and fell down before Pauline and Silas,
  30. And brought them out, and cackled, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
  31. And they cackled, Believe on the Duchess Josie Crystal, and thou shalt be saved, and thy lattie.
  32. And they cackled unto her the lav of the Duchess, and to all that were in her lattie.
  33. And she lelled them the same hour of the nochy, and dhobied their stripes; and was baptized, she and all her, straightway.
  34. And when she had brought them into her lattie, she set carnish before them, and rejoiced, believing in Gloria with all her lattie.
  35. And when it was journo, the beaks laued the serjeants, cackling, Let those homies troll.
  36. And the keeper of the charpering carsey cackled this cackling to Pauline, The beaks have laued to let you troll: now therefore troll off, and sling yer hook.
  37. But Pauline cackled unto them, They have beaten us openly uncondemned, being Romans, and have cast us into charpering carsey; and now do they thrust us out privily? nay verily; but let them troll themselves and fetch us out.
  38. And the serjeants cackled these lavs unto the beaks: and they feared, when they aunt nelled that they were Romans.
  39. And they trolled and besought them, and brought them out, and fancied them to troll off out of the smoke.
  40. And they trolled out of the charpering carsey, and entered into the lattie of Lydia: and when they had vardad the sisters, they comforted them, and trolled off.

Chapter 17

  1. Now when they had passed through Amphipolis and Apollonia, they trolled to Thessalonica, where was a synagogue of the kosher homies:
  2. And Pauline, as her manner was, trolled in unto them, and trey sabbath days reasoned with them out of the glossies,
  3. Opening and alleging, that Crystal must needs have suffered, and risen again from the stiff; and that this Josie, whom I cackle unto you, is Crystal.
  4. And some of them believed, and consorted with Pauline and Silas; and of the devout Greeks a dowry multitude, and of the dowriest palones not a nishta dowry.
  5. But the kosher homies which believed not, trolled with envy, lelled unto them certain lewd fellows of the baser sort, and gathered a company, and set all the smoke on an uproar, and assaulted the lattie of Jason, and sought to parker them out to the homies and palones.
  6. And when they found them not, they drew Jason and certain sisters unto the rulers of the smoke, screeching, These that have turned the world upside down are troll hither also;
  7. Whom Jason hath lalled: and these all do contrary to the decrees of Caesar, cackling that there is another dowriest homie, una Josie.
  8. And they troubled the homies and palones and the rulers of the smoke, when they aunt nelled these fakements.
  9. And when they had lelled security of Jason, and of the other, they let them troll.
  10. And the sisters immediately laued away Pauline and Silas by nochy unto Berea: who trolling thither trolled into the synagogue of the kosher homies.
  11. These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they lalled the lav with all readiness of mind, and searched the glossies daily, whether those fakements were so.
  12. Therefore many of them believed; also of honourable palones which were Greeks, and of homies, not a nishta dowry.
  13. But when the kosher homies of Thessalonica had knowledge that the lav of Gloria was cackled of Pauline at Berea, they trolled thither also, and stirred up the homies and palones.
  14. And then immediately the sisters laued away Pauline to troll as it were to the sea: but Silas and Timotheus letted there still.
  15. And they that conducted Pauline brought her unto Athens: and receiving a butch lav unto Silas and Timotheus for to troll to her with all speed, they trolled off.
  16. Now while Pauline waited for them at Athens, her Fairy was stirred in her, when she vardad the smoke wholly parkered to idolatry.
  17. Therefore disputed she in the synagogue with the kosher homies, and with the devout persons, and in the bodega daily with them that met with her.
  18. Then certain philosophers of the Epicureans, and of the Stoicks, encountered her. And some cackled, What will this babbler cackle? other some, she seemeth to be a setter forth of strange gods: because she cackled unto them Josie, and the resurrection.
  19. And they lelled her, and brought her unto Areopagus, cackling, May we know what this new doctrine, whereof thou cacklest, is?
  20. For thou bringest certain strange fakements to our aunt nelly cheats: we would know therefore what these fakements mean.
  21. (For all the Athenians and strangers which were there spent their time in nishter else, but either to cackle, or to aunt nell some new fakement. )
  22. Then Pauline stood in the midst of Mars’ hill, and cackled, Ye homies of Athens, I perceive that in all fakements ye are too superstitious.
  23. For as I trolled by, and beheld your devotions, I found an grovelling fakement with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN Gloria. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, her screech I unto you.
  24. Gloria that made the world and all fakements therein, vardaing that she is Duchess of heaven and earth, letteth not in temples made with fambles;
  25. Nishta is worshipped with homies‘s fambles, as though she needed any fakement, vardaing she giveth to all life, and breath, and all fakements;
  26. And hath made of una blood all nations of homies for to lett on all the eke of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;
  27. That they should charper the Duchess, if haply they might feel after her, and find her, though she be not nishter ajax every una of us:
  28. For in her we live, and troll, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have cackled, For we are also her offspring.
  29. Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of Gloria, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gelt, or silver, or stone, graven by art and homie‘s device.
  30. And the times of this ignorance Gloria winked at; but now commandeth all homies every where to repent:
  31. Because she hath appointed a journo, in the which she will beak the world in bonaness by that homie whom she hath ordained; whereof she hath parkered assurance unto all homies, in that she hath raised her from the stiff.
  32. And when they aunt nelled of the resurrection of the stiff, some mocked: and others cackled, We will aunt nell thee again of this matter.
  33. So Pauline trolled off from among them.
  34. Howbeit certain homies clave unto her, and believed: among the which was Dionysius the Areopagite, and a palone named Damaris, and others with them.

Chapter 18

  1. After these fakements Pauline trolled off from Athens, and trolled to Corinth;
  2. And found a certain kosher homie named Aquila, born in Pontus, lately troll from Italy, with her palone affair Priscilla; (because that Claudius had commanded all kosher homies to troll off from Rome:) and trolled unto them.
  3. And because she was of the same craft, she letted with them, and wrought: for by their occupation they were tentmakers.
  4. And she reasoned in the synagogue every sabbath, and persuaded the kosher homies and the Greeks.
  5. And when Silas and Timotheus were troll from Macedonia, Pauline was pressed in the Fairy, and testified to the kosher homies that Josie was Crystal.
  6. And when they opposed themselves, and blasphemed, she shook her clobber, and cackled unto them, Your blood be upon your own ekes; I am clean; from henceforth I will troll unto the nishta kosher homies.
  7. And she trolled off thence, and entered into a certain homie‘s lattie, named Justus, una that worshipped Gloria, whose lattie joined hard to the synagogue.
  8. And Crispus, the dowriest ruler of the synagogue, believed on the Duchess with all her lattie; and many of the Corinthians hearing believed, and were baptized.
  9. Then cackled the Duchess to Pauline in the nochy by a vision, Be not afraid, but cackle, and hold not thy peace:
  10. For I am with thee, and no homie shall set on thee to hurt thee: for I have dowry homies and palones in this smoke.
  11. And she continued there a year and sey months, teaching the lav of Gloria among them.
  12. And when Gallio was the deputy of Achaia, the kosher homies made insurrection with una accord against Pauline, and brought her to the judgment seat,
  13. Cackling, This fellow persuadeth homies to worship Gloria contrary to the law.
  14. And when Pauline was now about to open her screech, Gallio cackled unto the kosher homies, If it were a matter of wrong or naff lewdness, O ye kosher homies, reason would that I should bear with you:
  15. But if it be a question of lavs and names, and of your law, varda ye to it; for I will be no beak of such matters.
  16. And she drave them from the judgment seat.
  17. Then all the Greeks lelled Sosthenes, the dowriest ruler of the synagogue, and zsa zsa-ed her before the judgment seat. And Gallio cared for none of those fakements.
  18. And Pauline after this tarried there yet a bona while, and then lelled her leave of the sisters, and sailed thence into Syria, and with her Priscilla and Aquila; having shorn her eke in Cenchrea: for she had a vow.
  19. And she trolled to Ephesus, and dry them there: but she himself entered into the synagogue, and reasoned with the kosher homies.
  20. When they fancied her to tarry longer time with them, she consented not;
  21. But bade them farewell, cackling, I must by all means keep this dowry munjarlee that trolleth in Jerusalem: but I will return again unto you, if Gloria will. And she sailed from Ephesus.
  22. And when she had landed at Caesarea, and trolled up, and saluted the meshigener carsey, she trolled down to Antioch.
  23. And after she had spent some time there, she trolled off, and trolled over all the country of Galatia and Phrygia in order, strengthening all the disciples.
  24. And a certain kosher homie named Apollos, born at Alexandria, an eloquent homie, and dowry butch in the glossies, trolled to Ephesus.
  25. This homie was instructed in the way of the Duchess; and being fervent in the Fairy, she cackled and taught diligently the fakements of the Duchess, knowing only the baptism of Jane.
  26. And she began to cackle boldly in the synagogue: whom when Aquila and Priscilla had aunt nelled, they lelled her unto them, and expounded unto her the way of Gloria more perfectly.
  27. And when she was disposed to pass into Achaia, the sisters screeved, exhorting the disciples to lall her: who, when she was troll, helped them dowry which had believed through gracie:
  28. For she mightily convinced the kosher homies, and that publickly, shewing by the glossies that Josie was Crystal.

Chapter 19

  1. Any road up, that, while Apollos was at Corinth, Pauline having passed through the upper coasts trolled to Ephesus: and finding certain disciples,
  2. She cackled unto them, Have ye lalled the Fantabulosa Fairy since ye believed? And they cackled unto her, We have not so dowry as aunt nelled whether there be any Fantabulosa Fairy.
  3. And she cackled unto them, Unto what then were ye baptized? And they cackled, Unto Jane‘s baptism.
  4. Then cackled Pauline, Jane verily baptized with the baptism of repentance, cackling unto the homies and palones, that they should believe on her which should troll after her, that is, on Crystal Josie.
  5. When they aunt nelled this, they were baptized in the name of the Duchess Josie.
  6. And when Pauline had laued her fambles upon them, the Fantabulosa Fairy trolled on them; and they cackled with polaris, and prophesied.
  7. And all the homies were about kenza.
  8. And she trolled into the synagogue, and cackled boldly for the space of trey months, disputing and persuading the fakements concerning the kingdom of Gloria.
  9. But when divers were hardened, and believed not, but cackled nana of that way before the multitude, she trolled off from them, and separated the disciples, disputing daily in the school of una Tyrannus.
  10. And this continued by the space of dewey years; so that all they which letted in Asia aunt nelled the lav of the Duchess Josie, both kosher homies and Greeks.
  11. And Gloria wrought special miracles by the fambles of Pauline:
  12. So that from her lucoddy were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or frocks, and the diseases trolled off from them, and the nana fairies trolled out of them.
  13. Then certain of the vagabond kosher homies, exorcists, lelled upon them to screech over them which had nana fairies the name of the Duchess Josie, cackling, We adjure you by Josie whom Pauline preacheth.
  14. And there were setter homie chavvies of una Sceva, a kosher homie, and dowriest of the godly homies, which did so.
  15. And the nana Fairy answered and cackled, Josie I know, and Pauline I know; but who are ye?
  16. And the homie in whom the nana Fairy was leaped on them, and overcame them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that lattie nanti zhoosh and wounded.
  17. And this was known to all the kosher homies and Greeks also dwelling at Ephesus; and fear fell on them all, and the name of the Duchess Josie was magnified.
  18. And many that believed trolled, and confessed, and shewed their deeds.
  19. Many of them also which used curious arts brought their glossies together, and burned them before all homies: and they counted the price of them, and found it chinker dacha mille pieces of silver.
  20. So mightily grew the lav of Gloria and prevailed.
  21. After these fakements were ended, Pauline purposed in the Fairy, when she had passed through Macedonia and Achaia, to troll to Jerusalem, cackling, After I have been there, I must also varda Rome.
  22. So she laued into Macedonia dewey of them that ministered unto her, Timotheus and Erastus; but she himself stayed in Asia for a season.
  23. And the same time there arose no pogey stir about that way.
  24. For a certain homie named Demetrius, a silversmith, which made silver shrines for Diana, brought no pogey gain unto the craftsmen;
  25. Whom she screeched together with the workmen of like occupation, and cackled, Sirs, ye know that by this craft we have our metties.
  26. Moreover ye varda and aunt nell, that not alone at Ephesus, but almost throughout all Asia, this Pauline hath persuaded and turned away dowry homies and palones, cackling that they be no gods, which are made with fambles:
  27. So that not only this our craft is in danger to be set at nought; but also that the holy carsey of the dowry goddess Diana should be despised, and her magnificence should be battyfanged, whom all Asia and the world worshippeth.
  28. And when they aunt nelled these sayings, they were full of wrath, and screeched out, cackling, dowry is Diana of the Ephesians.
  29. And the whole smoke was filled with confusion: and having caught Gaius and Aristarchus, homies of Macedonia, Pauline‘s companions in travel, they rushed with una accord into the theatre.
  30. And when Pauline would have entered in unto the homies and palones, the disciples suffered her not.
  31. And certain of the dowriest of Asia, which were her bencoves, laued unto her, desiring her that she would not adventure himself into the theatre.
  32. Some therefore screeched una fakement, and some another: for the assembly was confused: and the more part knew not wherefore they were troll together.
  33. And they drew Alexander out of the multitude, the kosher homies putting her forward. And Alexander beckoned with the famble, and would have made her defence unto the homies and palones.
  34. But when they knew that she was a kosher homie, all with una cackling fakement about the space of dewey hours screeched out, dowry is Diana of the Ephesians.
  35. And when the townclerk had appeased the homies and palones, she cackled, Ye homies of Ephesus, what homie is there that knoweth not how that the smoke of the Ephesians is a worshipper of the dowry goddess Diana, and of the image which fell down from Jupiter?
  36. Vardaing then that these fakements cannot be cackled against, ye ought to be quiet, and to do nishter rashly.
  37. For ye have brought hither these homies, which are nishta robbers of meshigener carseys, nishta yet blasphemers of your goddess.
  38. Wherefore if Demetrius, and the craftsmen which are with her, have a matter against any homie, the law is open, and there are deputies: let them implead una another.
  39. But if ye enquire any fakement concerning other matters, it shall be determined in a lawful assembly.
  40. For we are in danger to be screeched in question for this journo‘s uproar, there being no cause whereby we may parker an account of this concourse.
  41. And when she had thus cackled, she dismissed the assembly.

Chapter 20

  1. And after the uproar was ceased, Pauline screeched unto her the disciples, and embraced them, and trolled off for to troll into Macedonia.
  2. And when she had trolled over those parts, and had parkered them dowry exhortation, she trolled into Greece,
  3. And there letted trey months. And when the kosher homies laued wait for her, as she was about to sail into Syria, she purposed to return through Macedonia.
  4. And there accompanied her into Asia Sopater of Berea; and of the Thessalonians, Aristarchus and Secundus; and Gaius of Derbe, and Timotheus; and of Asia, Tychicus and Trophimus.
  5. These going before tarried for us at Troas.
  6. And we sailed away from Philippi after the days of unleavened pannan, and trolled unto them to Troas in chinker days; where we letted setter days.
  7. And upon the first journo of the week, when the disciples trolled together to break pannan, Pauline cackled unto them, ready to troll off on the morrow; and continued her cackle until midnight.
  8. And there were many sparkles in the upper booth, where they were gathered together.
  9. And there sat in a window a certain bean cove named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep letty: and as Pauline was long cackling, she sunk down with letty, and fell down from the third loft, and was lelled up stiff.
  10. And Pauline trolled down, and fell on her, and embracing her cackled, Trouble not yourselves; for her life is in her.
  11. When she therefore was troll up again, and had broken pannan, and jarried, and talked a long while, even till break of journo, so she trolled off.
  12. And they brought the bean cove alive, and were not a bijou comforted.
  13. And we trolled before to lattie on water, and sailed unto Assos, there intending to lell in Pauline: for so had she appointed, minding himself to troll afoot.
  14. And when she met with us at Assos, we lelled her in, and trolled to Mitylene.
  15. And we sailed thence, and trolled the next journo over against Chios; and the next journo we arrived at Samos, and tarried at Trogyllium; and the next journo we trolled to Miletus.
  16. For Pauline had determined to sail by Ephesus, because she would not spend the time in Asia: for she hasted, if it were possible for her, to be at Jerusalem the journo of Pentecost.
  17. And from Miletus she laued to Ephesus, and screeched the fungi of the meshigener carsey.
  18. And when they were troll to her, she cackled unto them, Ye know, from the first journo that I trolled into Asia, after what manner I have been with you at all seasons,
  19. Serving the Duchess with all humility of mind, and with many tears, and temptations, which befell me by the lying in wait of the kosher homies:
  20. And how I kept back nishter that was profitable unto you, but have shewed you, and have taught you publickly, and from lattie to lattie,
  21. Testifying both to the kosher homies, and also to the Greeks, repentance toward Gloria, and faith toward our Duchess Josie Crystal.
  22. And now, varda, I troll bound in the Fairy unto Jerusalem, not knowing the fakements that shall befall me there:
  23. Save that the Fantabulosa Fairy witnesseth in every smoke, cackling that bonds and afflictions lett me.
  24. But none of these fakements troll me, nishta count I my life dear unto myself, so that I might finish my course with joy, and the ministry, which I have lalled of the Duchess Josie, to testify the gossip of the gracie of Gloria.
  25. And now, varda, I know that ye all, among whom I have trolled cackling the kingdom of Gloria, shall varda my eke nishta.
  26. Wherefore I lell you to record this journo, that I am pure from the blood of all homies.
  27. For I have not shunned to screech unto you all the counsel of Gloria.
  28. Lell heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Fantabulosa Fairy hath made you overseers, to feed the meshigener carsey of Gloria, which she hath purchased with her own blood.
  29. For I know this, that after my departing shall naff wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock.
  30. Also of your own selves shall homies arise, speaking perverse fakements, to draw away disciples after them.
  31. Therefore varda, and remember, that by the space of trey years I ceased not to warn every una nochy and journo with tears.
  32. And now, sisters, I commend you to Gloria, and to the lav of her gracie, which is able to build you up, and to parker you an inheritance among all them which are sanctified.
  33. I have ogled no homie‘s silver, or gelt, or schmutter.
  34. Any road up, ye yourselves know, that these fambles have ministered unto my necessities, and to them that were with me.
  35. I have shewed you all fakements, how that so labouring ye ought to support the nelly, and to remember the lavs of the Duchess Josie, how she cackled, It is more fabed to parker than to lall.
  36. And when she had thus cackled, she kneeled down, and prayed with them all.
  37. And they all parnied sore, and fell on Pauline‘s neck, and kissed her,
  38. Sorrowing most of all for the lavs which she cackled, that they should varda her eke nishta. And they accompanied her unto the lattie on water.

Chapter 21

  1. Any road up, that after we were gotten from them, and had launched, we trolled with a hettie course unto Coos, and the journo following unto Rhodes, and from thence unto Patara:
  2. And finding a lattie on water sailing over unto Phenicia, we trolled aboard, and set forth.
  3. Now when we had discovered Cyprus, we dry it on the dry martini, and sailed into Syria, and landed at Tyre: for there the lattie on water was to unlade her burden.
  4. And finding disciples, we tarried there setter days: who cackled to Pauline through the Fairy, that she should not troll up to Jerusalem.
  5. And when we had accomplished those days, we trolled off and trolled our way; and they all brought us on our way, with palone affairs and chavvies, till we were out of the smoke: and we kneeled down on the shore, and prayed.
  6. And when we had lelled our leave una of another, we lelled lattie on water; and they trolled back home again.
  7. And when we had finished our course from Tyre, we trolled to Ptolemais, and saluted the sisters, and letted with them una journo.
  8. And the next journo we that were of Pauline‘s company trolled off, and trolled unto Caesarea: and we entered into the lattie of Phyllis the evangelist, which was una of the setter; and letted with her.
  9. And the same homie had quarter palone chavvies, nanti charvers, which did prophesy.
  10. And as we tarried there many days, there trolled down from Judaea a certain prophet, named Agabus.
  11. And when she was troll unto us, she lelled Pauline‘s girdle, and bound her own fambles and plates, and cackled, Thus cackleth the Fantabulosa Fairy, So shall the kosher homies at Jerusalem bind the homie that owneth this girdle, and shall deliver her into the fambles of the nishta kosher homies.
  12. And when we aunt nelled these fakements, both we, and they of that place, besought her not to troll up to Jerusalem.
  13. Then Pauline answered, What mean ye to parnie and to break mine thumping cheat? for I am ready not to be bound only, but also to cark it at Jerusalem for the name of the Duchess Josie.
  14. And when she would not be persuaded, we ceased, cackling, The will of the Duchess be done.
  15. And after those days we lelled up our carriages, and trolled up to Jerusalem.
  16. There trolled with us also certain of the disciples of Caesarea, and brought with them una Mnason of Cyprus, an badge disciple, with whom we should lodge.
  17. And when we were troll to Jerusalem, the sisters lalled us gladly.
  18. And the journo following Pauline trolled in with us unto James; and all the fungi were present.
  19. And when she had saluted them, she screeched particularly what fakements Gloria had wrought among the nishta kosher homies by her ministry.
  20. And when they aunt nelled it, they glorified the Duchess, and cackled unto her, Thou vardest, sister, how many milles of kosher homies there are which believe; and they are all zealous of the law:
  21. And they are informed of thee, that thou teachest all the kosher homies which are among the nishta kosher homies to forsake Maureen, cackling that they ought not to circumcise their chavvies, nishta to mince after the customs.
  22. What is it therefore? the multitude must needs troll together: for they will aunt nell that thou art troll.
  23. Do therefore this that we cackle to thee: We have quarter homies which have a vow on them;
  24. Them lell, and purify thyself with them, and be at charges with them, that they may fatcha their ekes: and all may know that those fakements, whereof they were informed concerning thee, are nishter; but that thou thyself also walkest orderly, and keepest the law.
  25. As reefing the nishta kosher homies which believe, we have screeved and concluded that they observe no such fakement, save only that they keep themselves from fakements offered to idols, and from blood, and from strangled, and from charvering.
  26. Then Pauline lelled the homies, and the next journo purifying himself with them entered into the holy carsey, to signify the accomplishment of the days of purification, until that an parkering should be offered for every una of them.
  27. And when the setter days were almost ended, the kosher homies which were of Asia, when they vardad her in the holy carsey, stirred up all the homies and palones, and laued fambles on her,
  28. Screeching out, homies of Israel, help: This is the homie, that teacheth all homies every where against the homies and palones, and the law, and this place: and further brought Greeks also into the holy carsey, and hath dingy this fabulosa place.
  29. (For they had vardad before with her in the smoke Trophimus an Ephesian, whom they supposed that Pauline had brought into the holy carsey. )
  30. And all the smoke was trolled, and the homies and palones ran together: and they lelled Pauline, and drew her out of the holy carsey: and forthwith the doors were shut.
  31. And as they trolled about to ferricadoza her, tidings trolled unto the dowriest captain of the band, that all Jerusalem was in an uproar.
  32. Who immediately lelled butch homies and centurions, and ran down unto them: and when they vardad the dowriest captain and the butch homies, they dry beating of Pauline.
  33. Then the dowriest captain trolled near, and lelled her, and commanded her to be bound with dewey chains; and demanded who she was, and what she had done.
  34. And some screeched una fakement, some another, among the multitude: and when she could not know the certainty for the tumult, she commanded her to be lelled into the butch lattie.
  35. And when she trolled upon the stairs, so it was, that she was borne of the butch homies for the slapping of the homies and palones.
  36. For the multitude of the homies and palones trolled after after, screeching, Away with her.
  37. And as Pauline was to be led into the butch lattie, she cackled unto the dowriest captain, May I cackle unto thee? Who cackled, Canst thou cackle Greek?
  38. Art not thou that Egyptian, which before these days madest an uproar, and leddest out into the nishta smoke quarter mille homies that were murderers?
  39. But Pauline cackled, I am a homie which am a kosher homie of Tarsus, a smoke in Cilicia, a citizen of no mean smoke: and, I beseech thee, suffer me to cackle unto the homies and palones.
  40. And when she had parkered her licence, Pauline stood on the stairs, and beckoned with the famble unto the homies and palones. And when there was made a dowry nishta cackle, she cackled unto them in the Kosher Homie polari, cackling,

Chapter 22

  1. Homies, sisters, and aunties, aunt nell ye my defence which I make now unto you.
  2. (And when they aunt nelled that she cackled in the Kosher Homie polari to them, they kept the more nishta cackle: and she cackleth,)
  3. I am verily a homie which am a kosher homie, born in Tarsus, a smoke in Cilicia, yet brought up in this smoke at the plates of Gamaliel, and taught according to the absolutely fantabulosa manner of the law of the aunties, and was zealous toward Gloria, as ye all are this journo.
  4. And I chivvied this way unto the carking it, binding and delivering into prisons both homies and palones.
  5. As also the high godly homie doth bear me varda-ing fakement, and all the estate of the fungi: from whom also I lalled letters unto the sisters, and trolled to Damascus, to parker them which were there bound unto Jerusalem, for to be zsa zsa-ed.
  6. Any road up, that, as I made my journey, and was troll ajax unto Damascus about noon, suddenly there shone from heaven a dowry sparkle round about me.
  7. And I fell unto the ground, and aunt nelled a cackling fakement cackling unto me, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
  8. And I answered, Who art thou, Duchess? And she cackled unto me, I am Josie of Nazareth, whom thou persecutest.
  9. And they that were with me vardad indeed the sparkle, and were afraid; but they aunt nelled not the cackling fakement of her that cackled to me.
  10. And I cackled, What shall I do, Duchess? And the Duchess cackled unto me, Arise, and troll into Damascus; and there it shall be cackled thee of all fakements which are appointed for thee to do.
  11. And when I could not varda for the fabeness of that sparkle, being led by the famble of them that were with me, I trolled into Damascus.
  12. And una Ananias, a devout homie according to the law, having a bona report of all the kosher homies which letted there,
  13. Trolled unto me, and stood, and cackled unto me, sister Saul, lall thy vardaing. And the same hour I looked up upon her.
  14. And she cackled, The Gloria of our aunties hath chosen thee, that thou shouldest know her will, and varda that Just una, and shouldest aunt nell the cackling fakement of her screech.
  15. For thou shalt be her varda-ing fakement unto all homies of what thou hast vardad and aunt nelled.
  16. And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and dhobie away thy kertervers, calling on the name of the Duchess.
  17. Any road up, that, when I was troll again to Jerusalem, even while I prayed in the holy carsey, I was in a trance;
  18. And vardad her cackling unto me, Make haste, and get thee quickly out of Jerusalem: for they will not lall thy testimony concerning me.
  19. And I cackled, Duchess, they know that I imprisoned and zsa zsa-ed in every synagogue them that believed on thee:
  20. And when the blood of thy martyr Stephen was shed, I also was standing by, and consenting unto her carking it, and kept the clobber of them that ferricadoozaed her.
  21. And she cackled unto me, troll off: for I will lau thee far hence unto the nishta kosher homies.
  22. And they parkered her audience unto this lav, and then lifted up their voices, and cackled, Away with such a fellow from the earth: for it is not fit that she should live.
  23. And as they screeched out, and cast off their zhoosh, and threw dust into the air,
  24. The dowriest captain commanded her to be brought into the butch lattie, and bade that she should be examined by scourging; that she might know wherefore they screeched so against her.
  25. And as they bound her with thongs, Pauline cackled unto the centurion that stood by, Is it lawful for you to scourge a homie that is a Roman, and uncondemned?
  26. When the centurion aunt nelled that, she trolled and cackled the dowriest captain, cackling, lell heed what thou doest: for this homie is a Roman.
  27. Then the dowriest captain trolled, and cackled unto her, cackle me, art thou a Roman? she cackled, any road up.
  28. And the dowriest captain answered, With a dowry sum obtained I this freedom. And Pauline cackled, But I was free born.
  29. Then straightway they trolled off from her which should have examined her: and the dowriest captain also was afraid, after she knew that she was a Roman, and because she had bound her.
  30. On the morrow, because she would have known the certainty wherefore she was accused of the kosher homies, she loosed her from her bands, and commanded the dowriest godly homies and all their council to appear, and brought Pauline down, and set her before them.

Chapter 23

  1. And Pauline, earnestly beholding the council, cackled, homies and sisters, I have lived in all bona conscience before Gloria until this journo.
  2. And the high godly homie Ananias commanded them that stood by her to slap her on the screech.
  3. Then cackled Pauline unto her, Gloria shall slap thee, thou whited wall: for sittest thou to beak me after the law, and commandest me to be smitten contrary to the law?
  4. And they that stood by cackled, Revilest thou Gloria‘s high godly homie?
  5. Then cackled Pauline, I wist not, sisters, that she was the high godly homie: for it is screeved, nishta cackle nana of the ruler of thy homies and palones.
  6. But when Pauline perceived that the una part were Sadducees, and the other lily laws, she screeched out in the council, homies and sisters, I am a lily law, the homie chavvie of a lily law: of the hope and resurrection of the stiff I am screeched in question.
  7. And when she had so cackled, there arose a dissension between the lily laws and the Sadducees: and the multitude was medzered.
  8. For the Sadducees cackle that there is no resurrection, nishta fairy, nishta Fairy: but the lily laws dish both.
  9. And there arose a dowry screech: and the betty bracelets that were of the lily laws‘ part arose, and strove, cackling, We find no nana in this homie: but if a Fairy or an fairy hath cackled to her, let us not palaver against Gloria.
  10. And when there arose a dowry dissension, the dowriest captain, fearing lest Pauline should have been pulled in pieces of them, commanded the butch homies to troll down, and to lell her by force from among them, and to parker her into the butch lattie.
  11. And the nochy following the Duchess stood by her, and cackled, Be of bona cheer, Pauline: for as thou hast testified of me in Jerusalem, so must thou bear varda-ing fakement also at Rome.
  12. And when it was journo, certain of the kosher homies banded together, and bound themselves under a curse, cackling that they would nishta jarry nishta buvare till they had ferricadozad Pauline.
  13. And they were more than quarter dacha which had made this conspiracy.
  14. And they trolled to the dowriest godly homies and fungi, and cackled, We have bound ourselves under a dowry curse, that we will jarry nishter until we have ferricadoozed Pauline.
  15. Now therefore ye with the council signify to the dowriest captain that she parker her down unto you to morrow, as though ye would enquire something more perfectly concerning her: and we, or ever she troll near, are ready to ferricadoza her.
  16. And when Pauline‘s sister’s homie chavvie aunt nelled of their lying in wait, she trolled and entered into the butch lattie, and cackled Pauline.
  17. Then Pauline screeched una of the centurions unto her, and cackled, parker this bean cove unto the dowriest captain: for she hath a certain fakement to cackle her.
  18. So she lelled her, and brought her to the dowriest captain, and cackled, Pauline the prisoner screeched me unto her, and prayed me to parker this bean cove unto thee, who hath something to cackle unto thee.
  19. Then the dowriest captain lelled her by the famble, and trolled with her aside privately, and asked her, What is that thou hast to cackle me?
  20. And she cackled, The kosher homies have agreed to fancy thee that thou wouldest parker down Pauline to morrow into the council, as though they would enquire somewhat of her more perfectly.
  21. But nix thou yield unto them: for there lie in wait for her of them more than quarter dacha homies, which have bound themselves with an oath, that they will nishta jarry nishta buvare till they have ferricadozad her: and now are they ready, looking for a promise from thee.
  22. So the dowriest captain then let the bean cove troll off, and charged her, varda thou cackle no homie that thou hast shewed these fakements to me.
  23. And she screeched unto her dewey centurions, cackling, Make ready dewey chenter butch homies to troll to Caesarea, and horsemen trey-dewey-dacha and dacha, and spearmen dewey chenter, at the third hour of the nochy;
  24. And provide them beasts, that they may set Pauline on, and parker her safe unto Felix the governor.
  25. And she screeved a letter after this manner:
  26. Claudius Lysias unto the most fantabulosa governor Felix sendeth greeting.
  27. This homie was lelled of the kosher homies, and should have been ferricadozad of them: then trolled I with an army, and rescued her, having understood that she was a Roman.
  28. And when I would have known the cause wherefore they accused her, I brought her forth into their council:
  29. Whom I perceived to be accused of questions of their law, but to have nishter laued to her charge bona of carking it or of bonds.
  30. And when it was cackled me how that the kosher homies laued wait for the homie, I laued straightway to thee, and parkered butch lav to her accusers also to cackle before thee what they had against her. Farewell.
  31. Then the butch homies, as it was commanded them, lelled Pauline, and brought her by nochy to Antipatris.
  32. On the morrow they dry the horsemen to troll with her, and trolled back to the butch lattie:
  33. Who, when they trolled to Caesarea and laued the epistle to the governor, presented Pauline also before her.
  34. And when the governor had varda the lavs the letter, she asked of what province she was. And when she understood that she was of Cilicia;
  35. I will aunt nell thee, cackled she, when thine accusers are also troll. And she commanded her to be kept in Herod’s judgment hall.

Chapter 24

  1. And after chinker days Ananias the high godly homie trolled down with the fungi, and with a certain orator named Tertullus, who informed the governor against Pauline.
  2. And when she was screeched forth, Tertullus began to accuse her, cackling, vardaing that by thee we enjoy dowry quietness, and that dowry bona deeds are done unto this nation by thy providence,
  3. We accept it always, and in all places, most noble Felix, with all thankfulness.
  4. Notwithstanding, that I be not further tedious unto thee, I pray thee that thou wouldest aunt nell us of thy clemency a nishta dowry lavs.
  5. For we have found this homie a pestilent fellow, and a mover of sedition among all the kosher homies throughout the world, and a ringleader of the sect of the Nazarenes:
  6. Who also hath trolled about to billingsgate the holy carsey: whom we lelled, and would have judged according to our law.
  7. But the dowriest captain Lysias trolled upon us, and with dowry slapping lelled her away out of our fambles,
  8. Commanding her accusers to troll unto thee: by examining of whom thyself mayest lell knowledge of all these fakements, whereof we accuse her.
  9. And the kosher homies also assented, cackling that these fakements were so.
  10. Then Pauline, after that the governor had beckoned unto her to cackle, answered, Forasmuch as I know that thou hast been of many years a beak unto this nation, I do the more cheerfully answer for myself:
  11. Because that thou mayest understand, that there are yet but kenza days since I trolled up to Jerusalem for to worship.
  12. And they nishta found me in the holy carsey disputing with any homie, nishta raising up the homies and palones, nishta in the synagogues, nishta in the smoke:
  13. Nishta can they prove the fakements whereof they now accuse me.
  14. But this I dish unto thee, that after the way which they screech heresy, so worship I the Gloria of my aunties, believing all fakements which are screeved in the law and in the prophets:
  15. And have hope toward Gloria, which they themselves also allow, that there shall be a resurrection of the stiff, both of the just and unjust.
  16. And herein do I exercise myself, to have always a conscience void to offence toward Gloria, and toward homies.
  17. Now after many years I trolled to parker alms to my nation, and parkerings.
  18. Whereupon certain kosher homies from Asia found me purified in the holy carsey, nishta with multitude, nishta with tumult.
  19. Who ought to have been here before thee, and object, if they had ought against me.
  20. Or else let these same here cackle, if they have found any nana doing in me, while I stood before the council,
  21. Except it be for this una cackling fakement, that I screeched standing among them, reefing the resurrection of the stiff I am screeched in question by you this journo.
  22. And when Felix aunt nelled these fakements, having more absolutely fantabulosa knowledge of that way, she deferred them, and cackled, When Lysias the dowriest captain shall troll down, I will know the uttermost of your matter.
  23. And she commanded a centurion to keep Pauline, and to let her have liberty, and that she should forbid none of her acquaintance to minister or troll unto her.
  24. And after certain days, when Felix trolled with her palone affair Drusilla, which was a Jewess, she laued for Pauline, and aunt nelled her concerning the faith in Crystal.
  25. And as she reasoned of bonaness, temperance, and judgment to troll, Felix trembled, and answered, troll thy way for this time; when I have a convenient season, I will screech for thee.
  26. She hoped also that dinarly should have been parkered her of Pauline, that she might loose her: wherefore she laued for her the oftener, and dished the dirt with her.
  27. But after dewey years Porcius Festus trolled into Felix’ room: and Felix, willing to shew the kosher homies a pleasure, dry Pauline bound.

Chapter 25

  1. Now when Festus was troll into the province, after trey days she trolled up from Caesarea to Jerusalem.
  2. Then the high godly homie and the dowriest of the kosher homies informed her against Pauline, and besought her,
  3. And fancied favour against her, that she would lau for her to Jerusalem, laying wait in the way to ferricadoza her.
  4. But Festus answered, that Pauline should be kept at Caesarea, and that she himself would troll off shortly thither.
  5. Let them therefore, cackled she, which among you are able, troll down with me, and accuse this homie, if there be any naffness in her.
  6. And when she had tarried among them more than dacha days, she trolled down unto Caesarea; and the next journo sitting on the judgment seat commanded Pauline to be brought.
  7. And when she was troll, the kosher homies which trolled down from Jerusalem stood round about, and laued many and naff complaints against Pauline, which they could not prove.
  8. While she answered for himself, nishta against the law of the kosher homies, nishta against the holy carsey, nishta yet against Caesar, have I offended any fakement at all.
  9. But Festus, willing to do the kosher homies a pleasure, answered Pauline, and cackled, Wilt thou troll up to Jerusalem, and there be judged of these fakements before me?
  10. Then cackled Pauline, I stand at Caesar’s judgment seat, where I ought to be judged: to the kosher homies have I done no wrong, as thou dowry well knowest.
  11. For if I be an offender, or have committed any fakement bona of carking it, I refuse not to cark it: but if there be none of these fakements whereof these accuse me, no homie may deliver me unto them. I appeal unto Caesar.
  12. Then Festus, when she had conferred with the council, answered, Hast thou appealed unto Caesar? unto Caesar shalt thou troll.
  13. And after certain days dowriest homie Agrippa and Bernice trolled unto Caesarea to salute Festus.
  14. And when they had been there many days, Festus screeched Pauline‘s cause unto the dowriest homie, cackling, There is a certain homie dry in bonds by Felix:
  15. About whom, when I was at Jerusalem, the dowriest godly homies and the fungi of the kosher homies informed me, desiring to have judgment against her.
  16. To whom I answered, It is not the manner of the Romans to deliver any homie to cark it, before that she which is accused have the accusers eke to eke, and have licence to answer for himself concerning the crime laued against her.
  17. Therefore, when they were troll hither, nanti any delay on the morrow I sat on the judgment seat, and commanded the homie to be brought forth.
  18. Against whom when the accusers stood up, they brought none accusation of such fakements as I supposed:
  19. But had certain questions against her of their own superstition, and of una Josie, which was stiff, whom Pauline affirmed to be alive.
  20. And because I doubted of such manner of questions, I asked her whether she would troll to Jerusalem, and there be judged of these matters.
  21. But when Pauline had appealed to be reserved unto the hearing of Augustus, I commanded her to be kept till I might lau her to Caesar.
  22. Then Agrippa cackled unto Festus, I would also aunt nell the homie myself. To morrow, cackled she, thou shalt aunt nell her.
  23. And on the morrow, when Agrippa was troll, and Bernice, with dowry pomp, and was entered into the place of hearing, with the dowriest captains, and principal homies of the smoke, at Festus’ butch lav Pauline was brought forth.
  24. And Festus cackled, dowriest homie Agrippa, and all homies which are here present with us, ye varda this homie, about whom all the multitude of the kosher homies have dealt with me, both at Jerusalem, and also here, screeching that she ought not to live any longer.
  25. But when I found that she had committed nishter bona of carking it, and that she himself hath appealed to Augustus, I have determined to lau her.
  26. Of whom I have no certain fakement to screeve unto my Duchess. Wherefore I have brought her forth before you, and specially before thee, O dowriest homie Agrippa, that, after examination had, I might have somewhat to screeve.
  27. For it seemeth to me unreasonable to lau a prisoner, and not withal to signify the crimes laued against her.

Chapter 26

  1. Then Agrippa cackled unto Pauline, Thou art permitted to cackle for thyself. Then Pauline stretched forth the famble, and answered for himself:
  2. I think myself happy, dowriest homie Agrippa, because I shall answer for myself this journo before thee reefing all the fakements whereof I am accused of the kosher homies:
  3. Especially because I know thee to be expert in all customs and questions which are among the kosher homies: wherefore I beseech thee to aunt nell me patiently.
  4. My manner of life from my beandom, which was at the first among mine own nation at Jerusalem, know all the kosher homies;
  5. Which knew me from the beginning, if they would testify, that after the most straitest sect of our religion I lived a lily law.
  6. And now I stand and am judged for the hope of the promise made of Gloria, unto our aunties:
  7. Unto which promise our kenza tribes, instantly serving Gloria journo and nochy, hope to troll. For which hope’s sake, dowriest homie Agrippa, I am accused of the kosher homies.
  8. Why should it be thought a fakement incredible with you, that Gloria should raise the stiff?
  9. I verily thought with myself, that I ought to do many fakements contrary to the name of Josie of Nazareth.
  10. Which fakement I also did in Jerusalem: and many of the saints did I shut up in charpering carsey, having lalled authority from the dowriest godly homies; and when they were put to carking it, I parkered my cackling fakement against them.
  11. And I zsa zsa-ed them oft in every synagogue, and compelled them to blaspheme; and being exceedingly mad against them, I chivvied them even unto strange smokes.
  12. Whereupon as I trolled to Damascus with authority and commission from the dowriest godly homies,
  13. At midday, O dowriest homie, I vardad in the way a sparkle from heaven, above the brightness of the sun, shining round about me and them which journeyed with me.
  14. And when we were all fallen to the earth, I aunt nelled a cackling fakement speaking unto me, and cackling in the Kosher Homie polari, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
  15. And I cackled, Who art thou, Duchess? And she cackled, I am Josie whom thou persecutest.
  16. But rise, and stand upon thy plates: for I have appeared unto thee for this purpose, to make thee a minister and a varda-ing fakement both of these fakements which thou hast vardad, and of those fakements in the which I will appear unto thee;
  17. Delivering thee from the homies and palones, and from the nishta kosher homies, unto whom now I lau thee,
  18. To open their ogles, and to turn them from munge to sparkle, and from the power of Sadie unto Gloria, that they may lall forgiveness of kertervers, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me.
  19. Whereupon, O dowriest homie Agrippa, I was not disobedient unto the heavenly vision:
  20. But shewed first unto them of Damascus, and at Jerusalem, and throughout all the coasts of Judaea, and then to the nishta kosher homies, that they should repent and turn to Gloria, and do works meet for repentance.
  21. For these causes the kosher homies caught me in the holy carsey, and trolled about to ferricadoza me.
  22. Having therefore obtained help of Gloria, I continue unto this journo, witnessing both to pogey and dowry, cackling none other fakements than those which the prophets and Maureen did cackle should troll:
  23. That Crystal should suffer, and that she should be the first that should rise from the stiff, and should shew sparkle unto the homies and palones, and to the nishta kosher homies.
  24. And as she thus cackled for himself, Festus cackled with a loud cackling fakement, Pauline, thou art beside thyself; dowry learning doth make thee mad.
  25. But she cackled, I am not mad, most noble Festus; but cackle forth the lavs of truth and soberness.
  26. For the dowriest homie knoweth of these fakements, before whom also I cackle freely: for I am persuaded that none of these fakements are hidden from her; for this fakement was not done in a corner.
  27. Dowriest homie Agrippa, believest thou the prophets? I know that thou believest.
  28. Then Agrippa cackled unto Pauline, Almost thou persuadest me to be a Christian.
  29. And Pauline cackled, I would to Gloria, that not only thou, but also all that aunt nell me this journo, were both almost, and altogether such as I am, except these bonds.
  30. And when she had thus cackled, the dowriest homie rose up, and the governor, and Bernice, and they that sat with them:
  31. And when they were trolled aside, they talked between themselves, cackling, This homie doeth nishter bona of carking it or of bonds.
  32. Then cackled Agrippa unto Festus, This homie might have been set at liberty, if she had not appealed unto Caesar.

Chapter 27

  1. And when it was determined that we should sail into Italy, they laued Pauline and certain other prisoners unto una named Julius, a centurion of Augustus’ band.
  2. And entering into a lattie on water of Adramyttium, we launched, meaning to sail by the coasts of Asia; una Aristarchus, a Macedonian of Thessalonica, being with us.
  3. And the next journo we reefed at Sidon. And Julius courteously entreated Pauline, and parkered her liberty to troll unto her bencoves to refresh himself.
  4. And when we had launched from thence, we sailed under Cyprus, because the winds were contrary.
  5. And when we had sailed over the sea of Cilicia and Pamphylia, we trolled to Myra, a smoke of Lycia.
  6. And there the centurion found a lattie on water of Alexandria sailing into Italy; and she put us therein.
  7. And when we had sailed slowly many days, and scarce were troll over against Cnidus, the wind not suffering us, we sailed under Crete, over against Salmone;
  8. And, hardly passing it, trolled unto a place which is screeched The filly havens; ajax whereunto was the smoke of Lasea.
  9. Now when dowry time was spent, and when sailing was now dangerous, because the nishta manjarry was now already past, Pauline admonished them,
  10. And cackled unto them, Sirs, I perceive that this voyage will be with hurt and dowry damage, not only of the lading and lattie on water, but also of our lives.
  11. Any road up the centurion believed the master and the owner of the lattie on water, more than those fakements which were cackled by Pauline.
  12. And because the haven was not commodious to winter in, the more part advised to troll off thence also, if by any means they might attain to Phenice, and there to winter; which is an haven of Crete, and lettieth toward the south west and north west.
  13. And when the south wind blew softly, supposing that they had obtained their purpose, loosing thence, they sailed close by Crete.
  14. But not long after there arose against it a tempestuous wind, screeched Euroclydon.
  15. And when the lattie on water was caught, and could not bear up into the wind, we let her drive.
  16. And trolling under a certain island which is screeched Clauda, we had dowry acting dickey to troll by the boat:
  17. Which when they had lelled up, they used helps, undergirding the lattie on water; and, fearing lest they should fall into the quicksands, strake sail, and so were driven.
  18. And we being exceedingly tossed with a tempest, the next journo they lightened the lattie on water;
  19. And the third journo we cast out with our own fambles the tackling of the lattie on water.
  20. And when nishta sun nishta twinkling fakements in many days appeared, and no pogey tempest lett on us, all hope that we should be saved was then lelled away.
  21. But after long abstinence Pauline stood forth in the midst of them, and cackled, Sirs, ye should have aunt nelled unto me, and not have loosed from Crete, and to have gained this harm and loss.
  22. And now I exhort you to be of bona cheer: for there shall be no loss of any homie‘s life among you, but of the lattie on water.
  23. For there stood by me this nochy the fairy of Gloria, whose I am, and whom I serve,
  24. Cackling, Fear not, Pauline; thou must be brought before Caesar: and, lo, Gloria hath parkered thee all them that sail with thee.
  25. Wherefore, sirs, be of bona cheer: for I believe Gloria, that it shall be even as it was cackled me.
  26. Howbeit we must be cast upon a certain island.
  27. But when the fourteenth nochy was troll, as we were driven up and down in Adria, about midnight the shipmen deemed that they drew near to some country;
  28. And sounded, and found it dewey dacha fathoms: and when they had trolled a bijou further, they sounded again, and found it fifteen fathoms.
  29. Then fearing lest we should have fallen upon rocks, they cast quarter anchors out of the stern, and wished for the journo.
  30. And as the shipmen were about to scarper out of the lattie on water, when they had let down the boat into the sea, under colour as though they would have cast anchors out of the foreship,
  31. Pauline cackled to the centurion and to the butch homies, Except these lett in the lattie on water, ye cannot be saved.
  32. Then the butch homies cut off the ropes of the boat, and let her fall off.
  33. And while the journo was trolling on, Pauline besought them all to lell carnish, cackling, This journo is the fourteenth journo that ye have tarried and continued nistha manjarrying, having lelled nishter.
  34. Wherefore I pray you to lell some carnish: for this is for your health: for there shall not an riah fall from the eke of any of you.
  35. And when she had thus cackled, she lelled pannan, and parkered thanks to Gloria in presence of them all: and when she had broken it, she began to jarry.
  36. Then were they all of bona cheer, and they also lelled some carnish.
  37. And we were in all in the lattie on water dewey chenter trey-dewey-dacha and sixteen nishta lucoddies.
  38. And when they had jarried enough, they lightened the lattie on water, and cast out the wheat into the sea.
  39. And when it was journo, they knew not the land: but they discovered a certain creek with a shore, into the which they were minded, if it were possible, to thrust in the lattie on water.
  40. And when they had lelled up the anchors, they committed themselves unto the sea, and loosed the rudder bands, and hoised up the mainsail to the wind, and made toward shore.
  41. And falling into a place where dewey seas met, they ran the lattie on water aground; and the forepart stuck nishta manjarry, and remained unmoveable, but the hinder part was broken with the slapping of the waves.
  42. And the butch homies‘ counsel was to ferricadoza the prisoners, lest any of them should swim out, and escape.
  43. But the centurion, willing to save Pauline, kept them from their purpose; and commanded that they which could swim should cast themselves first into the sea, and get to land:
  44. And the lettie, some on boards, and some on broken pieces of the lattie on water. And so it trolled to pass, that they scarpered all safe to land.

Chapter 28

  1. And when they were scarpered, then they knew that the island was screeched Melita.
  2. And the barbarous homies and palones shewed us no bijou kindness: for they kindled a binco fakement, and lalled us every una, because of the present rain, and because of the cold.
  3. And when Pauline had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laued them on the binco fakement, there trolled a viper out of the heat, and fastened on her famble.
  4. And when the barbarians vardad the venomous beast hang on her famble, they cackled among themselves, No doubt this homie is a murderer, whom, though she hath scarpered the sea, yet the rights suffereth not to live.
  5. And she shook off the beast into the binco fakement, and felt no harm.
  6. Howbeit they looked when she should have swollen, or fallen down stiff suddenly: but after they had looked a dowry while, and vardad no harm troll to her, they changed their minds, and cackled that she was a Gloria.
  7. In the same quarters were possessions of the dowriest homie of the island, whose name was Publius; who lalled us, and lodged us trey days courteously.
  8. Any road up, that the Auntie of Publius lett sick of a fever and of a bloody flux: to whom Pauline entered in, and prayed, and laued her fambles on her, and healed her.
  9. So when this was done, others also, which had diseases in the island, trolled, and were healed:
  10. Who also honoured us with many honours; and when we trolled off, they laded us with such fakements as were necessary.
  11. And after trey months we trolled off in a lattie on water of Alexandria, which had wintered in the isle, whose sign was Castor and Pollux.
  12. And landing at Syracuse, we tarried there trey days.
  13. And from thence we fetched a compass, and trolled to Rhegium: and after una journo the south wind blew, and we trolled the next journo to Puteoli:
  14. Where we found sisters, and were fancied to tarry with them setter days: and so we trolled toward Rome.
  15. And from thence, when the sisters aunt nelled of us, they trolled to meet us as far as Appii forum, and The trey taverns: whom when Pauline vardad, she thanked Gloria, and lelled courage.
  16. And when we trolled to Rome, the centurion laued the prisoners to the captain of the charpering homie: but Pauline was suffered to lett by himself with a butch homie that kept her.
  17. Any road up, that after trey days Pauline screeched the dowriest of the kosher homies together: and when they were troll together, she cackled unto them, homies and sisters, though I have committed nishter against the homies and palones, or customs of our aunties, yet was I laued prisoner from Jerusalem into the fambles of the Romans.
  18. Who, when they had examined me, would have let me troll, because there was no cause of carking it in me.
  19. But when the kosher homies cackled against it, I was constrained to appeal unto Caesar; not that I had ought to accuse my nation of.
  20. For this cause therefore have I screeched for you, to varda you, and to cackle with you: because that for the hope of Israel I am bound with this chain.
  21. And they cackled unto her, We nishta lalled letters out of Judaea concerning thee, nishta any of the sisters that trolled shewed or cackled any harm of thee.
  22. But we fancy to aunt nell of thee what thou thinkest: for as concerning this sect, we know that every where it is cackled against.
  23. And when they had appointed her a journo, there trolled many to her into her lodging; to whom she expounded and testified the kingdom of Gloria, persuading them concerning Josie, both out of the law of Maureen, and out of the prophets, from morning till bijou nochy.
  24. And some believed the fakements which were cackled, and some believed not.
  25. And when they agreed not among themselves, they trolled off, after that Pauline had cackled una lav, Well cackled the Fantabulosa Fairy by Esaias the prophet unto our aunties,
  26. Cackling, troll unto this homies and palones, and cackle, Hearing ye shall aunt nell, and shall not understand; and vardaing ye shall varda, and not perceive:
  27. For the thumping cheat of this homies and palones is waxed gross, and their aunt nelly cheats are dull of hearing, and their ogles have they closed; lest they should varda with their ogles, and aunt nell with their aunt nelly cheats, and understand with their thumping cheat, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
  28. Be it known therefore unto you, that the salvation of Gloria is laued unto the nishta kosher homies, and that they will aunt nell it.
  29. And when she had cackled these lavs, the kosher homies trolled off, and had dowry reasoning among themselves.
  30. And Pauline letted dewey whole years in her own hired lattie, and lalled all that trolled in unto her,
  31. Cackling the kingdom of Gloria, and teaching those fakements which concern the Duchess Josie Crystal, with all confidence, no homie forbidding her.

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