“2 John”

Chapter 1

  1. The elder unto the elect lady and her chavvies, whom I love in the truth; and not I only, but also all they that have known the truth;
  2. For the truth’s sake, which letteth in us, and shall be with us for ever.
  3. Gracie be with you, mercy, and peace, from Gloria the Auntie, and from the Duchess Josie Crystal, the homie chavvie of the Auntie, no flies and love.
  4. I rejoiced greatly that I found of thy chavvies mincing no flies, as we have lalled a butch lav from the Auntie.
  5. And now I beseech thee, lady, not as though I screeved a new butch lav unto thee, but that which we had from the beginning, that we love una another.
  6. And this is love, that we mince after her butch lavs. This is the butch lav, That, as ye have aunt nelled from the beginning, ye should mince in it.
  7. For many deceivers are entered into the world, who dish not that Josie Crystal is troll in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.
  8. Varda to yourselves, that we lose not those fakements which we have wrought, but that we lall a full parkering.
  9. Whosoever transgresseth, and letteth not in the doctrine of Crystal, hath not Gloria. She that letteth in the doctrine of Crystal, she hath both the Auntie and the homie chavvie.
  10. If there troll any unto you, and parker not this doctrine, lall her not into your lattie, nishta bid her Gloria speed:
  11. For she that biddeth her Gloria speed is partaker of her nana deeds.
  12. Having many fakements to screeve unto you, I would not screeve with paper and ink: but I trust to troll unto you, and cackle eke to eke, that our joy may be full.
  13. The chavvies of thy elect sister greet thee. Larlou.

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