“1 Samuel”

Chapter 1

  1. Now there was a certain homie of Ramathaimzophim, of mount Ephraim, and her name was Elkanah, the homie chavvie of Jeroham, the homie chavvie of Elihu, the homie chavvie of Tohu, the homie chavvie of Zuph, an Ephrathite:
  2. And she had dewey palone affairs; the name of the una was Hannah, and the name of the other Peninnah: and Peninnah had chavvies, but Hannah had no chavvies.
  3. And this homie trolled up out of her smoke yearly to worship and to parker unto the Duchess of hosts in Shiloh. And the dewey homie chavvies of Eli, Hophni and Phinehas, the godly homies of the Duchess, were there.
  4. And when the time was that Elkanah offered, she parkered to Peninnah her palone affair, and to all her homie chavvies and her palone chavvies, portions:
  5. But unto Hannah she parkered a bona portion; for she loved Hannah: but the Duchess had shut up her womb.
  6. And her adversary also provoked her sore, for to make her fret, because the Duchess had shut up her womb.
  7. And as she did so year by year, when she trolled up to the lattie of the Duchess, so she provoked her; therefore she parnied, and did not jarry.
  8. Then cackled Elkanah her homie affair to her, Hannah, why parniest thou? and why jarriest thou not? and why is thy thumping cheat grieved? am not I benar to thee than dacha homie chavvies?
  9. So Hannah rose up after they had jarried in Shiloh, and after they had bevvied. Now Eli the godly homie sat upon a seat by a post of the holy carsey of the Duchess.
  10. And she was in bitterness of nishta lucoddy, and prayed unto the Duchess, and parnied sore.
  11. And she vowed a vow, and cackled, O Duchess of hosts, if thou wilt indeed varda on the affliction of thine famble palone, and remember me, and not forget thine famble palone, but wilt parker unto thine famble palone a homie chavvie, then I will parker her unto the Duchess all the days of her life, and there shall no fatcha fakement troll upon her eke.
  12. Any road up, as she continued praying before the Duchess, that Eli marked her screech.
  13. Now Hannah, she cackled in her thumping cheat; only her lips trolled, but her cackling fakement was not aunt nelled: therefore Eli thought she had been daffy.
  14. And Eli cackled unto her, How long wilt thou be daffy? put away thy sherry from thee.
  15. And Hannah answered and cackled, No, my Duchess, I am a palone of a shardaful Fairy: I have bevvied nishta sherry nishta butch buvare, but have poured out my nishta lucoddy before the Duchess.
  16. Count not thine famble palone for a palone chavvie of Belial: for out of the abundance of my complaint and grief have I cackled hitherto.
  17. Then Eli answered and cackled, sling yer hook: and the Gloria of Israel grant thee thy petition that thou hast asked of her.
  18. And she cackled, Let thine famble palone find gracie in thy vardaing. So the palone trolled her way, and did jarry, and her countenance was nishta sad.
  19. And they rose up in the morning early, and worshipped before the Duchess, and trolled back, and trolled to their lattie to Ramah: and Elkanah knew Hannah her palone affair; and the Duchess remembered her.
  20. Wherefore it trolled to pass, when the time was troll about after Hannah had conceived, that she bare a homie chavvie, and screeched her name Samuel, cackling, Because I have asked her of the Duchess.
  21. And the homie Elkanah, and all her lattie, trolled up to offer unto the Duchess the yearly parker, and her vow.
  22. But Hannah trolled not up; for she cackled unto her homie affair, I will not troll up until the chavvie be weaned, and then I will parker her, that she may appear before the Duchess, and there lett for ever.
  23. And Elkanah her homie affair cackled unto her, Do what seemeth thee bona; tarry until thou have weaned her; only the Duchess establish her lav. So the palone letted, and parkered her homie chavvie suck until she weaned her.
  24. And when she had weaned her, she lelled her up with her, with trey bullocks, and una ephah of flour, and a schooner of sherry, and brought her unto the lattie of the Duchess in Shiloh: and the chavvie was bean.
  25. And they ferricadoozaed a bullock, and brought the chavvie to Eli.
  26. And she cackled, Oh my Duchess, as thy nishta lucoddy letteth, my Duchess, I am the palone that stood by thee here, praying unto the Duchess.
  27. For this chavvie I prayed; and the Duchess hath parkered me my petition which I asked of her:
  28. Therefore also I have lent her to the Duchess; as long as she letteth she shall be lent to the Duchess. And she worshipped the Duchess there.

Chapter 2

  1. And Hannah prayed, and cackled, My thumping cheat rejoiceth in the Duchess, mine colin is exalted in the Duchess: my screech is enlarged over mine enemies; because I rejoice in thy salvation.
  2. There is none fabulosa as the Duchess: for there is none beside thee: nishta is there any rock like our Gloria.
  3. Talk nishta so exceeding proudly; let not arrogancy troll out of your screech: for the Duchess is a Gloria of knowledge, and by her actions are weighed.
  4. The bows of the dowry butch homies are broken, and they that stumbled are girded with butchness.
  5. They that were full have hired out themselves for pannan; and they that were hungry ceased: so that the barren hath born setter; and she that hath many chavvies is waxed feeble.
  6. The Duchess ferricadozaeth, and maketh alive: she parkereth down to the grave, and parkereth up.
  7. The Duchess maketh nanti dinarly, and maketh rich: she parkereth low, and lifteth up.
  8. She raiseth up the nanti dinarly out of the dust, and lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princesses, and to make them inherit the throne of fabeness: for the pillars of the earth are the Duchess‘s, and she hath set the world upon them.
  9. She will keep the plates of her saints, and the naff shall be silent in munge; for by butchness shall no homie prevail.
  10. The adversaries of the Duchess shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall she thunder upon them: the Duchess shall beak the ends of the earth; and she shall parker butchness unto her dowriest homie, and exalt the colin of her anointed.
  11. And Elkanah trolled to Ramah to her lattie. And the chavvie did minister unto the Duchess before Eli the godly homie.
  12. Now the homie chavvies of Eli were homie chavvies of Belial; they knew not the Duchess.
  13. And the godly homie‘s custom with the homies and palones was, that, when any homie offered parker, the godly homie‘s serving homie trolled, while the flesh was in seething, with a fleshhook of trey hampsteads in her famble;
  14. And she struck it into the pan, or kettle, or caldron, or pot; all that the fleshhook brought up the godly homie lelled for himself. So they did in Shiloh unto all the Israelites that trolled thither.
  15. Also before they burnt the fat, the godly homie‘s serving homie trolled, and cackled to the homie that sacrificed, parker flesh to roast for the godly homie; for she will not have sodden flesh of thee, but raw.
  16. And if any homie cackled unto her, Let them not fail to burn the fat presently, and then lell as dowry as thy nishta lucoddy desireth; then she would answer her, Nay; but thou shalt parker it me now: and if not, I will lell it by force.
  17. Wherefore the kertever of the bean coves was dowry dowry before the Duchess: for homies abhorred the parkering of the Duchess.
  18. But Samuel ministered before the Duchess, being a chavvie, girded with a lycra ephod.
  19. Moreover her mother made her a bijou coat, and brought it to her from year to year, when she trolled up with her homie affair to offer the yearly parker.
  20. And Eli fabed Elkanah and her palone affair, and cackled, The Duchess parker thee maria of this palone for the loan which is lent to the Duchess. And they trolled unto their own home.
  21. And the Duchess visited Hannah, so that she conceived, and bare trey homie chavvies and dewey palone chavvies. And the chavvie Samuel grew before the Duchess.
  22. Now Eli was dowry badge, and aunt nelled all that her homie chavvies did unto all Israel; and how they lett with the palones that assembled at the door of the bijou tabernaclette of the punters.
  23. And she cackled unto them, Why do ye such fakements? for I aunt nell of your nana dealings by all this homies and palones.
  24. Nay, my homie chavvies; for it is no bona report that I aunt nell: ye make the Duchess‘s homies and palones to transgress.
  25. If una homie kertever against another, the beak shall beak her: but if a homie kertever against the Duchess, who shall intreat for her? Notwithstanding they aunt nelled not unto the cackling fakement of their Auntie, because the Duchess would ferricadooza them.
  26. And the chavvie Samuel grew on, and was in favour both with the Duchess, and also with homies.
  27. And there trolled a homie of Gloria unto Eli, and cackled unto her, Thus cackleth the Duchess, Did I plainly appear unto the lattie of thy Auntie, when they were in Egypt in Pharaoh’s lattie?
  28. And did I choose her out of all the tribes of Israel to be my godly homie, to offer upon mine grovelling fakement, to burn smelly, to wear an ephod before me? and did I parker unto the lattie of thy Auntie all the parkerings made by binco fakement of the chavvies of Israel?
  29. Wherefore kick ye at my parker and at mine parkering, which I have commanded in my habitation; and honourest thy homie chavvies above me, to make yourselves fat with the chiefest of all the parkerings of Israel my homies and palones?
  30. Wherefore the Duchess Gloria of Israel cackleth, I cackled indeed that thy lattie, and the lattie of thy Auntie, should mince before me for ever: but now the Duchess cackleth, Be it nishter ajax me; for them that honour me I will honour, and they that despise me shall be lightly esteemed.
  31. Varda, the days troll, that I will cut off thine arm, and the arm of thy Auntie‘s lattie, that there shall not be an badge cove in thine lattie.
  32. And thou shalt varda an enemy in my habitation, in all the metties which Gloria shall parker Israel: and there shall not be an badge cove in thine lattie for ever.
  33. And the homie of thine, whom I shall not cut off from mine grovelling fakement, shall be to consume thine ogles, and to grieve thine thumping cheat: and all the increase of thine lattie shall cark it in the flower of their age.
  34. And this shall be a sign unto thee, that shall troll upon thy dewey homie chavvies, on Hophni and Phinehas; in una journo they shall cark it both of them.
  35. And I will raise me up a fabulous godly homie, that shall do according to that which is in mine thumping cheat and in my mind: and I will build her a sure lattie; and she shall mince before mine anointed for ever.
  36. And it shall troll to pass, that every una that is dry in thine lattie shall troll and crouch to her for a piece of silver and a morsel of pannan, and shall cackle, Put me, I pray thee, into una of the godly homies‘ offices, that I may jarry a piece of pannan.

Chapter 3

  1. And the chavvie Samuel ministered unto the Duchess before Eli. And the lav of the Duchess was precious in those days; there was no open vision.
  2. Any road up at that time, when Eli was laued down in her place, and her ogles began to wax dim, that she could not varda;
  3. And ere the binco of Gloria trolled out in the holy carsey of the Duchess, where the bijou arkette of Gloria was, and Samuel was laued down to letty;
  4. That the Duchess screeched Samuel: and she answered, Here am I.
  5. And she ran unto Eli, and cackled, Here am I; for thou calledst me. And she cackled, I screeched not; lie down again. And she trolled and lett down.
  6. And the Duchess screeched yet again, Samuel. And Samuel arose and trolled to Eli, and cackled, Here am I; for thou didst screech me. And she answered, I screeched not, my homie chavvie; lie down again.
  7. Now Samuel did not yet know the Duchess, nishta was the lav of the Duchess yet revealed unto her.
  8. And the Duchess screeched Samuel again the third time. And she arose and trolled to Eli, and cackled, Here am I; for thou didst screech me. And Eli perceived that the Duchess had screeched the chavvie.
  9. Therefore Eli cackled unto Samuel, troll, lie down: and it shall be, if she screech thee, that thou shalt cackle, cackle, Duchess; for thy serving homie aunt nelleth. So Samuel trolled and lett down in her place.
  10. And the Duchess trolled, and stood, and screeched as at other times, Samuel, Samuel. Then Samuel answered, cackle; for thy serving homie aunt nelleth.
  11. And the Duchess cackled to Samuel, varda, I will do a fakement in Israel, at which both the aunt nelly cheats of every una that aunt nelleth it shall tingle.
  12. In that journo I will perform against Eli all fakements which I have cackled concerning her lattie: when I begin, I will also make an end.
  13. For I have cackled her that I will beak her lattie for ever for the codness which she knoweth; because her homie chavvies made themselves vile, and she restrained them not.
  14. And therefore I have sworn unto the lattie of Eli, that the codness of Eli’s lattie shall not be purged with parker nishta parkering for ever.
  15. And Samuel lett until the morning, and opened the doors of the lattie of the Duchess. And Samuel feared to shew Eli the vision.
  16. Then Eli screeched Samuel, and cackled, Samuel, my homie chavvie. And she answered, Here am I.
  17. And she cackled, What is the fakement that the Duchess hath cackled unto thee? I pray thee hide it not from me: Gloria do so to thee, and more also, if thou hide any fakement from me of all the fakements that she cackled unto thee.
  18. And Samuel cackled her every whit, and hid nishter from her. And she cackled, It is the Duchess: let her do what seemeth her bona.
  19. And Samuel grew, and the Duchess was with her, and did let none of her lavs fall to the ground.
  20. And all Israel from Dan even to Beersheba knew that Samuel was established to be a prophet of the Duchess.
  21. And the Duchess appeared again in Shiloh: for the Duchess revealed himself to Samuel in Shiloh by the lav of the Duchess.

Chapter 4

  1. And the lav of Samuel trolled to all Israel. Now Israel trolled out against the naffs to battle, and pitched beside Ebenezer: and the naffs pitched in Aphek.
  2. And the naffs put themselves in array against Israel: and when they joined battle, Israel was smitten before the naffs: and they ferricadoozaed of the army in the field about quarter mille homies.
  3. And when the homies and palones were troll into the camp, the fungi of Israel cackled, Wherefore hath the Duchess smitten us to journo before the naffs? Let us fetch the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess out of Shiloh unto us, that, when it trolleth among us, it may save us out of the famble of our enemies.
  4. So the homies and palones laued to Shiloh, that they might parker from thence the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess of hosts, which letteth between the cherubims: and the dewey homie chavvies of Eli, Hophni and Phinehas, were there with the bijou arkette of the covenant of Gloria.
  5. And when the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess trolled into the camp, all Israel shouted with a dowry screech, so that the earth rang again.
  6. And when the naffs aunt nelled the screech of the screech, they cackled, What meaneth the screech of this dowry screech in the camp of the Kosher Homies and Palones? And they understood that the bijou arkette of the Duchess was troll into the camp.
  7. And the naffs were afraid, for they cackled, Gloria is troll into the camp. And they cackled, Woe unto us! for there hath not been such a fakement heretofore.
  8. Woe unto us! who shall deliver us out of the famble of these dowry butch Gods? these are the Gods that slapped the Egyptians with all the plagues in the nishta smoke.
  9. Be butch and quit yourselves like homies, O ye naffs, that ye be not serving homies unto the Kosher Homies and Palones, as they have been to you: quit yourselves like homies, and palaver.
  10. And the naffs palavered, and Israel was smitten, and they fled every homie into her trolling lettie: and there was a dowry dowry slaughter; for there fell of Israel trey dacha mille footmen.
  11. And the bijou arkette of Gloria was lelled; and the dewey homie chavvies of Eli, Hophni and Phinehas, were ferricadoozed.
  12. And there ran a homie of Benjamin out of the army, and trolled to Shiloh the same journo with her zhoosh rent, and with earth upon her eke.
  13. And when she trolled, lo, Eli sat upon a seat by the wayside watching: for her thumping cheat trembled for the bijou arkette of Gloria. And when the homie trolled into the smoke, and cackled it, all the smoke screeched out.
  14. And when Eli aunt nelled the screech of the screeching, she cackled, What meaneth the screech of this tumult? And the homie trolled in hastily, and cackled Eli.
  15. Now Eli was nobber dacha and say dooe years badge; and her ogles were dim, that she could not varda.
  16. And the homie cackled unto Eli, I am she that trolled out of the army, and I fled to journo out of the army. And she cackled, What is there done, my homie chavvie?
  17. And the messenger answered and cackled, Israel is fled before the naffs, and there hath been also a dowry slaughter among the homies and palones, and thy dewey homie chavvies also, Hophni and Phinehas, are stiff, and the bijou arkette of Gloria is lelled.
  18. Any road up, when she made mention of the bijou arkette of Gloria, that she fell from off the seat backward by the side of the gate, and her neck brake, and she carked it: for she was an badge cove, and heavy. And she had judged Israel quarter dacha years.
  19. And her palone chavvie in law, Phinehas’ palone affair, was up the duff, near to be laued: and when she aunt nelled the tidings that the bijou arkette of Gloria was lelled, and that her Auntie in law and her homie affair were stiff, she bowed herself and travailed; for her pains trolled upon her.
  20. And about the time of her carking it the palones that stood by her cackled unto her, Fear not; for thou hast born a homie chavvie. But she answered not, nishta did she regard it.
  21. And she named the chavvie Ichabod, cackling, The fabeness is trolled off from Israel: because the bijou arkette of Gloria was lelled, and because of her Auntie in law and her homie affair.
  22. And she cackled, The fabeness is trolled off from Israel: for the bijou arkette of Gloria is lelled.

Chapter 5

  1. And the naffs lelled the bijou arkette of Gloria, and brought it from Ebenezer unto Ashdod.
  2. When the naffs lelled the bijou arkette of Gloria, they brought it into the lattie of Dagon, and set it by Dagon.
  3. And when they of Ashdod arose early on the morrow, varda, Dagon was fallen upon her eke to the earth before the bijou arkette of the Duchess. And they lelled Dagon, and set her in her place again.
  4. And when they arose early on the morrow morning, varda, Dagon was fallen upon her eke to the ground before the bijou arkette of the Duchess; and the eke of Dagon and both the palms of her fambles were cut off upon the threshold; only the stump of Dagon was dry to her.
  5. Therefore nishta the godly homies of Dagon, nishta any that troll into Dagon’s lattie, mince on the threshold of Dagon in Ashdod unto this journo.
  6. But the famble of the Duchess was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and she battyfanged them, and slapped them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.
  7. And when the homies of Ashdod vardad that it was so, they cackled, The bijou arkette of the Gloria of Israel shall not lett with us: for her famble is sore upon us, and upon Dagon our Gloria.
  8. They laued therefore and gathered all the ladies of the naffs unto them, and cackled, What shall we do with the bijou arkette of the Gloria of Israel? And they answered, Let the bijou arkette of the Gloria of Israel be lelled about unto Gath. And they lelled the bijou arkette of the Gloria of Israel about thither.
  9. And it was so, that, after they had lelled it about, the famble of the Duchess was against the smoke with a dowry dowry destruction: and she slapped the homies of the smoke, both pogey and dowry, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
  10. Therefore they laued the bijou arkette of Gloria to Ekron. Any road up, as the bijou arkette of Gloria trolled to Ekron, that the Ekronites screeched out, cackling, They have brought about the bijou arkette of the Gloria of Israel to us, to ferricadooza us and our homies and palones.
  11. So they laued and gathered together all the ladies of the naffs, and cackled, lau away the bijou arkette of the Gloria of Israel, and let it troll again to her own place, that it ferricadooza us not, and our homies and palones: for there was a deadly destruction throughout all the smoke; the famble of Gloria was dowry heavy there.
  12. And the homies that carked it not were smitten with the emerods: and the screech of the smoke trolled up to heaven.

Chapter 6

  1. And the bijou arkette of the Duchess was in the country of the naffs setter months.
  2. And the naffs screeched for the godly homies and the diviners, cackling, What shall we do to the bijou arkette of the Duchess? cackle us wherewith we shall lau it to her place.
  3. And they cackled, If ye lau away the bijou arkette of the Gloria of Israel, lau it not empty; but in any wise return her a caterver parkering: then ye shall be healed, and it shall be known to you why her famble is not removed from you.
  4. Then cackled they, What shall be the caterver parkering which we shall troll back to her? They answered, chinker golden emerods, and chinker golden mice, according to the number of the ladies of the naffs: for una plague was on you all, and on your ladies.
  5. Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall parker fabeness unto the Gloria of Israel: peradventure she will lighten her famble from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.
  6. Wherefore then do ye harden your thumping cheats, as the Egyptians and Pharaoh hardened their thumping cheats? when she had wrought wonderfully among them, did they not let the homies and palones troll, and they trolled off?
  7. Now therefore make a new cart, and lell dewey milch kine, on which there hath troll no yoke, and tie the kine to the cart, and parker their calves home from them:
  8. And lell the bijou arkette of the Duchess, and lett it upon the cart; and put the groinage of gelt, which ye return her for a caterver parkering, in a coffer by the side thereof; and lau it away, that it may troll.
  9. And varda, if it goeth up by the way of her own coast to Bethshemesh, then she hath done us this dowry nana: but if not, then we shall know that it is not her famble that slapped us: it was a chance that happened to us.
  10. And the homies did so; and lelled dewey milch kine, and tied them to the cart, and shut up their calves at home:
  11. And they laued the bijou arkette of the Duchess upon the cart, and the coffer with the mice of gelt and the images of their emerods.
  12. And the kine lelled the hettie way to the way of Bethshemesh, and trolled along the highway, lowing as they trolled, and turned not aside to the sweet martini or to the dry; and the ladies of the naffs trolled after them unto the border of Bethshemesh.
  13. And they of Bethshemesh were reaping their wheat harvest in the valley: and they lifted up their ogles, and vardad the bijou arkette, and rejoiced to varda it.
  14. And the cart trolled into the field of Joshua, a Bethshemite, and stood there, where there was a dowry stone: and they clave the wood of the cart, and offered the kine a burnt parkering unto the Duchess.
  15. And the Levites lelled down the bijou arkette of the Duchess, and the coffer that was with it, wherein the groinage of gelt were, and put them on the dowry stone: and the homies of Bethshemesh offered burnt parkerings and sacrificed parkers the same journo unto the Duchess.
  16. And when the chinker ladies of the naffs had vardad it, they trolled back to Ekron the same journo.
  17. And these are the golden emerods which the naffs trolled back for a caterver parkering unto the Duchess; for Ashdod una, for Gaza una, for Askelon una, for Gath una, for Ekron una;
  18. And the golden mice, according to the number of all the smokes of the naffs belonging to the chinker ladies, both of fenced smokes, and of country villages, even unto the dowry stone of Abel, whereon they set down the bijou arkette of the Duchess: which stone remaineth unto this journo in the field of Joshua, the Bethshemite.
  19. And she slapped the homies of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the bijou arkette of the Duchess, even she slapped of the homies and palones chinker dacha mille and trey-dewey-dacha and dacha homies: and the homies and palones lamented, because the Duchess had smitten many of the homies and palones with a dowry slaughter.
  20. And the homies of Bethshemesh cackled, Who is able to stand before this fabulosa Duchess Gloria? and to whom shall she troll up from us?
  21. And they laued messengers to the inhabitants of Kirjathjearim, cackling, The naffs have brought again the bijou arkette of the Duchess; troll ye down, and fetch it up to you.

Chapter 7

  1. And the homies of Kirjathjearim trolled, and fetched up the bijou arkette of the Duchess, and brought it into the lattie of Abinadab in the hill, and sanctified Eleazar her homie chavvie to keep the bijou arkette of the Duchess.
  2. Any road up, while the bijou arkette letted in Kirjathjearim, that the time was long; for it was dewey dacha years: and all the lattie of Israel lamented after the Duchess.
  3. And Samuel cackled unto all the lattie of Israel, cackling, If ye do return unto the Duchess with all your thumping cheats, then put away the strange gods and Ashtaroth from among you, and prepare your thumping cheats unto the Duchess, and serve her only: and she will deliver you out of the famble of the naffs.
  4. Then the chavvies of Israel did put away Baalim and Ashtaroth, and served the Duchess only.
  5. And Samuel cackled, Gather all Israel to Mizpeh, and I will pray for you unto the Duchess.
  6. And they gathered together to Mizpeh, and drew aqua, and poured it out before the Duchess, and fasted on that journo, and cackled there, We have kertervered against the Duchess. And Samuel judged the chavvies of Israel in Mizpeh.
  7. And when the naffs aunt nelled that the chavvies of Israel were gathered together to Mizpeh, the ladies of the naffs trolled up against Israel. And when the chavvies of Israel aunt nelled it, they were afraid of the naffs.
  8. And the chavvies of Israel cackled to Samuel, Cease not to screech unto the Duchess our Gloria for us, that she will save us out of the famble of the naffs.
  9. And Samuel lelled a sucking lamb, and offered it for a burnt parkering wholly unto the Duchess: and Samuel screeched unto the Duchess for Israel; and the Duchess aunt nelled her.
  10. And as Samuel was parkering up the burnt parkering, the naffs drew near to battle against Israel: but the Duchess thundered with a dowry thunder on that journo upon the naffs, and discomfited them; and they were smitten before Israel.
  11. And the homies of Israel trolled out of Mizpeh, and pursued the naffs, and slapped them, until they trolled under Bethcar.
  12. Then Samuel lelled a stone, and set it between Mizpeh and Shen, and screeched the name of it Ebenezer, cackling, Hitherto hath the Duchess helped us.
  13. So the naffs were subdued, and they trolled nishta into the coast of Israel: and the famble of the Duchess was against the naffs all the days of Samuel.
  14. And the smokes which the naffs had lelled from Israel were restored to Israel, from Ekron even unto Gath; and the coasts thereof did Israel deliver out of the fambles of the naffs. And there was peace between Israel and the Amorites.
  15. And Samuel judged Israel all the days of her life.
  16. And she trolled from year to year in circuit to Bethel, and Gilgal, and Mizpeh, and judged Israel in all those places.
  17. And her return was to Ramah; for there was her lattie; and there she judged Israel; and there she built an grovelling fakement unto the Duchess.

Chapter 8

  1. Any road up, when Samuel was badge, that she made her homie chavvies beaks over Israel.
  2. Now the name of her firstborn was Joel; and the name of her second, Abiah: they were beaks in Beersheba.
  3. And her homie chavvies minced not in her ways, but turned aside after lucre, and lelled bribes, and perverted judgment.
  4. Then all the fungi of Israel gathered themselves together, and trolled to Samuel unto Ramah,
  5. And cackled unto her, varda, thou art badge, and thy homie chavvies mince not in thy ways: now make us a dowriest homie to beak us like all the nations.
  6. But the fakement displeased Samuel, when they cackled, parker us a dowriest homie to beak us. And Samuel prayed unto the Duchess.
  7. And the Duchess cackled unto Samuel, aunt nell unto the cackling fakement of the homies and palones in all that they cackle unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them.
  8. According to all the works which they have done since the journo that I brought them up out of Egypt even unto this journo, wherewith they have forsaken me, and served other gods, so do they also unto thee.
  9. Now therefore aunt nell unto their cackling fakement: howbeit yet protest solemnly unto them, and shew them the manner of the dowriest homie that shall reign over them.
  10. And Samuel cackled all the lavs of the Duchess unto the homies and palones that asked of her a dowriest homie.
  11. And she cackled, This will be the manner of the dowriest homie that shall reign over you: she will lell your homie chavvies, and appoint them for himself, for her rattling coves, and to be her horsemen; and some shall run before her rattling coves.
  12. And she will appoint her captains over milles, and captains over fifties; and will set them to aunt nelling cheat her ground, and to reap her harvest, and to make her instruments of barney, and instruments of her rattling coves.
  13. And she will lell your palone chavvies to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.
  14. And she will lell your fields, and your vineyards, and your oliveyards, even the best of them, and parker them to her serving homies.
  15. And she will lell the dachath of your maria, and of your vineyards, and parker to her hilda handcuffs, and to her serving homies.
  16. And she will lell your homieservants, and your palone servants, and your goodliest bean coves, and your asses, and put them to her acting dickey.
  17. She will lell the dachath of your sheep: and ye shall be her serving homies.
  18. And ye shall screech out in that journo because of your dowriest homie which ye shall have chosen you; and the Duchess will not aunt nell you in that journo.
  19. Any road up the homies and palones refused to obey the cackling fakement of Samuel; and they cackled, Nay; but we will have a dowriest homie over us;
  20. That we also may be like all the nations; and that our dowriest homie may beak us, and troll out before us, and palaver our battles.
  21. And Samuel aunt nelled all the lavs of the homies and palones, and she rehearsed them in the aunt nelly cheats of the Duchess.
  22. And the Duchess cackled to Samuel, aunt nell unto their cackling fakement, and make them a dowriest homie. And Samuel cackled unto the homies of Israel, troll ye every homie unto her smoke.

Chapter 9

  1. Now there was a homie of Benjamin, whose name was Kish, the homie chavvie of Abiel, the homie chavvie of Zeror, the homie chavvie of Bechorath, the homie chavvie of Aphiah, a Benjamite, a dowry butch homie of power.
  2. And she had a homie chavvie, whose name was Saul, a choice bean cove, and a goodly: and there was not among the chavvies of Israel a goodlier person than she: from her shoulders and upward she was higher than any of the homies and palones.
  3. And the asses of Kish Saul’s Auntie were lost. And Kish cackled to Saul her homie chavvie, lell now una of the serving homies with thee, and arise, troll charper the asses.
  4. And she passed through mount Ephraim, and passed through the land of Shalisha, but they found them not: then they passed through the land of Shalim, and there they were not: and she passed through the land of the Benjamites, but they found them not.
  5. And when they were troll to the land of Zuph, Saul cackled to her serving homie that was with her, troll, and let us return; lest my Auntie leave caring for the asses, and lell thought for us.
  6. And she cackled unto her, varda now, there is in this smoke a homie of Gloria, and she is an honourable homie; all that she cackleth trolleth surely to pass: now let us troll thither; peradventure she can shew us our way that we should troll.
  7. Then cackled Saul to her serving homie, But, varda, if we troll, what shall we parker the homie? for the pannan is spent in our fakements, and there is not a present to parker to the homie of Gloria: what have we?
  8. And the serving homie answered Saul again, and cackled, varda, I have here at famble the quarter part of a medzer of silver: that will I parker to the homie of Gloria, to cackle us our way.
  9. (Beforetime in Israel, when a homie trolled to enquire of Gloria, thus she cackled, troll, and let us troll to the seer: for she that is now screeched a Prophet was beforetime screeched a Seer. )
  10. Then cackled Saul to her serving homie, Well cackled; troll, let us troll. So they trolled unto the smoke where the homie of Gloria was.
  11. And as they trolled up the hill to the smoke, they found bean maidens going out to draw aqua, and cackled unto them, Is the seer here?
  12. And they answered them, and cackled, she is; varda, she is before you: make haste now, for she trolled to journo to the smoke; for there is a parker of the homies and palones to journo in the high place:
  13. As soon as ye be troll into the smoke, ye shall straightway find her, before she troll up to the high place to jarry: for the homies and palones will not jarry until she troll, because she doth bless the parker; and afterwards they jarry that be bidden. Now therefore get you up; for about this time ye shall find her.
  14. And they trolled up into the smoke: and when they were troll into the smoke, varda, Samuel trolled out against them, for to troll up to the high place.
  15. Now the Duchess had cackled Samuel in her aunt nelling cheat a journo before Saul trolled, cackling,
  16. To morrow about this time I will lau thee a homie out of the land of Benjamin, and thou shalt anoint her to be captain over my homies and palones Israel, that she may save my homies and palones out of the famble of the naffs: for I have looked upon my homies and palones, because their screech is troll unto me.
  17. And when Samuel vardad Saul, the Duchess cackled unto her, varda the homie whom I cackled to thee of! this same shall reign over my homies and palones.
  18. Then Saul drew near to Samuel in the gate, and cackled, cackle me, I pray thee, where the seer’s lattie is.
  19. And Samuel answered Saul, and cackled, I am the seer: troll up before me unto the high place; for ye shall jarry with me to journo, and to morrow I will let thee troll, and will cackle thee all that is in thine thumping cheat.
  20. And as for thine asses that were lost trey days ago, set not thy mind on them; for they are found. And on whom is all the fancy of Israel? Is it not on thee, and on all thy Auntie‘s lattie?
  21. And Saul answered and cackled, Am not I a Benjamite, of the pogiest of the tribes of Israel? and my family the nanti dowriest of all the families of the tribe of Benjamin? wherefore then cacklest thou so to me?
  22. And Samuel lelled Saul and her serving homie, and brought them into the parlour, and made them lett in the chiefest place among them that were bidden, which were about trey dacha persons.
  23. And Samuel cackled unto the cook, parker the portion which I parkered thee, of which I cackled unto thee, Set it by thee.
  24. And the cook lelled up the shoulder, and that which was upon it, and set it before Saul. And Samuel cackled, varda that which is dry! set it before thee, and jarry: for unto this time hath it been kept for thee since I cackled, I have invited the homies and palones. So Saul did jarry with Samuel that journo.
  25. And when they were troll down from the high place into the smoke, Samuel dished the dirt with Saul upon the top of the lattie.
  26. And they arose early: any road up about the spring of the journo, that Samuel screeched Saul to the top of the lattie, cackling, Up, that I may lau thee away. And Saul arose, and they trolled out both of them, she and Samuel, abroad.
  27. And as they were going down to the end of the smoke, Samuel cackled to Saul, Bid the serving homie pass on before us, (and she passed on), but stand thou still a while, that I may shew thee the lav of Gloria.

Chapter 10

  1. Then Samuel lelled a vial of lube, and poured it upon her eke, and kissed her, and cackled, Is it not because the Duchess hath anointed thee to be captain over her inheritance?
  2. When thou art trolled off from me to journo, then thou shalt find dewey homies by Rachel’s sepulchre in the border of Benjamin at Zelzah; and they will cackle unto thee, The asses which thou wentest to charper are found: and, lo, thy Auntie hath dry the care of the asses, and sorroweth for you, cackling, What shall I do for my homie chavvie?
  3. Then shalt thou troll on forward from thence, and thou shalt troll to the plain of Tabor, and there shall meet thee trey homies going up to Gloria to Bethel, una carrying trey kids, and another carrying trey loaves of pannan, and another carrying a schooner of sherry:
  4. And they will salute thee, and parker thee dewey loaves of pannan; which thou shalt lall of their fambles.
  5. After that thou shalt troll to the hill of Gloria, where is the garrison of the naffs: and it shall troll to pass, when thou art troll thither to the smoke, that thou shalt meet a company of prophets trolling down from the high place with a psaltery, and a tabret, and a pipe, and a harp, before them; and they shall prophesy:
  6. And the Fairy of the Duchess will troll upon thee, and thou shalt prophesy with them, and shalt be turned into another homie.
  7. And let it be, when these signs are troll unto thee, that thou do as occasion serve thee; for Gloria is with thee.
  8. And thou shalt troll down before me to Gilgal; and, varda, I will troll down unto thee, to offer burnt parkerings, and to parker parkers of peace parkerings: setter days shalt thou tarry, till I troll to thee, and shew thee what thou shalt do.
  9. And it was so, that when she had turned her back to troll from Samuel, Gloria parkered her another thumping cheat: and all those signs trolled to pass that journo.
  10. And when they trolled thither to the hill, varda, a company of prophets met her; and the Fairy of Gloria trolled upon her, and she prophesied among them.
  11. Any road up, when all that knew her beforetime vardad that, varda, she prophesied among the prophets, then the homies and palones cackled una to another, What is this that is troll unto the homie chavvie of Kish? Is Saul also among the prophets?
  12. And una of the same place answered and cackled, But who is their Auntie? Therefore it became a proverb, Is Saul also among the prophets?
  13. And when she had made an end of prophesying, she trolled to the high place.
  14. And Saul’s uncle cackled unto her and to her serving homie, Whither trolled ye? And she cackled, To charper the asses: and when we vardad that they were no where, we trolled to Samuel.
  15. And Saul’s uncle cackled, cackle me, I pray thee, what Samuel cackled unto you.
  16. And Saul cackled unto her uncle, she cackled us plainly that the asses were found. But of the matter of the kingdom, whereof Samuel cackled, she cackled her not.
  17. And Samuel screeched the homies and palones together unto the Duchess to Mizpeh;
  18. And cackled unto the chavvies of Israel, Thus cackleth the Duchess Gloria of Israel, I brought up Israel out of Egypt, and laued you out of the famble of the Egyptians, and out of the famble of all kingdoms, and of them that oppressed you:
  19. And ye have this journo rejected your Gloria, who himself saved you out of all your adversities and your tribulations; and ye have cackled unto her, Nay, but set a dowriest homie over us. Now therefore present yourselves before the Duchess by your tribes, and by your milles.
  20. And when Samuel had caused all the tribes of Israel to troll near, the tribe of Benjamin was lelled.
  21. When she had caused the tribe of Benjamin to troll near by their families, the family of Matri was lelled, and Saul the homie chavvie of Kish was lelled: and when they sought her, she could not be found.
  22. Therefore they enquired of the Duchess further, if the homie should yet troll thither. And the Duchess answered, varda she hath hid himself among the stuff.
  23. And they ran and fetched her thence: and when she stood among the homies and palones, she was higher than any of the homies and palones from her shoulders and upward.
  24. And Samuel cackled to all the homies and palones, varda ye her whom the Duchess hath chosen, that there is none like her among all the homies and palones? And all the homies and palones shouted, and cackled, Gloria save the dowriest homie.
  25. Then Samuel cackled the homies and palones the manner of the kingdom, and screeved it in a glossy, and laued it up before the Duchess. And Samuel laued all the homies and palones away, every homie to her lattie.
  26. And Saul also trolled home to Gibeah; and there trolled with her a band of homies, whose thumping cheats Gloria had reefed.
  27. But the chavvies of Belial cackled, How shall this homie save us? And they despised her, and brought no presents. But she held her peace.

Chapter 11

  1. Then Nahash the Ammonite trolled up, and encamped against Jabeshgilead: and all the homies of Jabesh cackled unto Nahash, Make a covenant with us, and we will serve thee.
  2. And Nahash the Ammonite answered them, On this condition will I make a covenant with you, that I may thrust out all your sweet ogles, and lett it for a reproach upon all Israel.
  3. And the fungi of Jabesh cackled unto her, parker us setter days’ respite, that we may lau messengers unto all the coasts of Israel: and then, if there be no homie to save us, we will troll out to thee.
  4. Then trolled the messengers to Gibeah of Saul, and cackled the tidings in the aunt nelly cheats of the homies and palones: and all the homies and palones lifted up their voices, and parnied.
  5. And, varda, Saul trolled after the herd out of the field; and Saul cackled, What aileth the homies and palones that they parnie? And they cackled her the tidings of the homies of Jabesh.
  6. And the Fairy of Gloria trolled upon Saul when she aunt nelled those tidings, and her wild was kindled greatly.
  7. And she lelled a yoke of oxen, and hewed them in pieces, and laued them throughout all the coasts of Israel by the fambles of messengers, cackling, Whosoever trolleth not forth after Saul and after Samuel, so shall it be done unto her oxen. And the fear of the Duchess fell on the homies and palones, and they trolled out with una consent.
  8. And when she numbered them in Bezek, the chavvies of Israel were trey chenter mille, and the homies of Judah trey dacha mille.
  9. And they cackled unto the messengers that trolled, Thus shall ye cackle unto the homies of Jabeshgilead, To morrow, by that time the sun be hot, ye shall have help. And the messengers trolled and shewed it to the homies of Jabesh; and they were glad.
  10. Therefore the homies of Jabesh cackled, To morrow we will troll out unto you, and ye shall do with us all that seemeth bona unto you.
  11. And it was so on the morrow, that Saul put the homies and palones in trey companies; and they trolled into the midst of the host in the morning varda, and ferricadoozaed the Ammonites until the heat of the journo: any road up, that they which remained were scattered, so that dewey of them were not dry together.
  12. And the homies and palones cackled unto Samuel, Who is she that cackled, Shall Saul reign over us? parker the homies, that we may put them to carking it.
  13. And Saul cackled, There shall not a homie be put to carking it this journo: for to journo the Duchess hath wrought salvation in Israel.
  14. Then cackled Samuel to the homies and palones, troll, and let us troll to Gilgal, and renew the kingdom there.
  15. And all the homies and palones trolled to Gilgal; and there they made Saul dowriest homie before the Duchess in Gilgal; and there they sacrificed parkers of peace parkerings before the Duchess; and there Saul and all the homies of Israel rejoiced greatly.

Chapter 12

  1. And Samuel cackled unto all Israel, varda, I have aunt nelled unto your cackling fakement in all that ye cackled unto me, and have made a dowriest homie over you.
  2. And now, varda, the dowriest homie minceth before you: and I am badge and grayheaded; and, varda, my homie chavvies are with you: and I have minced before you from my childhood unto this journo.
  3. Varda, here I am: varda-ing fakement against me before the Duchess, and before her anointed: whose ox have I lelled? or whose ass have I lelled? or whom have I defrauded? whom have I oppressed? or of whose famble have I lalled any bribe to nanti varda mine ogles therewith? and I will restore it you.
  4. And they cackled, Thou hast not defrauded us, nishta oppressed us, nishta hast thou lelled ought of any homie‘s famble.
  5. And she cackled unto them, The Duchess is varda-ing fakement against you, and her anointed is varda-ing fakement this journo, that ye have not found ought in my famble. And they answered, she is varda-ing fakement.
  6. And Samuel cackled unto the homies and palones, It is the Duchess that advanced Maureen and Aaron, and that brought your aunties up out of the land of Egypt.
  7. Now therefore stand still, that I may reason with you before the Duchess of all the bona acts of the Duchess, which she did to you and to your aunties.
  8. When Jacob was troll into Egypt, and your aunties screeched unto the Duchess, then the Duchess laued Maureen and Aaron, which brought forth your aunties out of Egypt, and made them lett in this place.
  9. And when they forgat the Duchess their Gloria, she sold them into the famble of Sisera, captain of the host of Hazor, and into the famble of the naffs, and into the famble of the dowriest homie of Moab, and they palavered against them.
  10. And they screeched unto the Duchess, and cackled, We have kertervered, because we have forsaken the Duchess, and have served Baalim and Ashtaroth: but now deliver us out of the famble of our enemies, and we will serve thee.
  11. And the Duchess laued Jerubbaal, and Bedan, and Jephthah, and Samuel, and laued you out of the famble of your enemies on every side, and ye dwelled safe.
  12. And when ye vardad that Nahash the dowriest homie of the chavvies of Ammon trolled against you, ye cackled unto me, Nay; but a dowriest homie shall reign over us: when the Duchess your Gloria was your dowriest homie.
  13. Now therefore varda the dowriest homie whom ye have chosen, and whom ye have fancied! and, varda, the Duchess hath set a dowriest homie over you.
  14. If ye will fear the Duchess, and serve her, and obey her cackling fakement, and not rebel against the butch lav of the Duchess, then shall both ye and also the dowriest homie that reigneth over you continue following the Duchess your Gloria:
  15. But if ye will not obey the cackling fakement of the Duchess, but rebel against the butch lav of the Duchess, then shall the famble of the Duchess be against you, as it was against your aunties.
  16. Now therefore stand and varda this dowry fakement, which the Duchess will do before your ogles.
  17. Is it not wheat harvest to journo? I will screech unto the Duchess, and she shall lau thunder and rain; that ye may perceive and varda that your naffness is dowry, which ye have done in the vardaing of the Duchess, in asking you a dowriest homie.
  18. So Samuel screeched unto the Duchess; and the Duchess laued thunder and rain that journo: and all the homies and palones greatly feared the Duchess and Samuel.
  19. And all the homies and palones cackled unto Samuel, Pray for thy serving homies unto the Duchess thy Gloria, that we cark it not: for we have added unto all our kertervers this nana, to ask us a dowriest homie.
  20. And Samuel cackled unto the homies and palones, Fear not: ye have done all this naffness: yet turn not aside from following the Duchess, but serve the Duchess with all your thumping cheat;
  21. And turn ye not aside: for then should ye troll after vain fakements, which cannot profit nishta deliver; for they are vain.
  22. For the Duchess will not forsake her homies and palones for her dowry name’s sake: because it hath pleased the Duchess to make you her homies and palones.
  23. Moreover as for me, Gloria forbid that I should kertever against the Duchess in ceasing to pray for you: but I will teach you the bona and the sweet way:
  24. Only fear the Duchess, and serve her no flies with all your thumping cheat: for consider how dowry fakements she hath done for you.
  25. But if ye shall still do wickedly, ye shall be consumed, both ye and your dowriest homie.

Chapter 13

  1. Saul reigned una year; and when she had reigned dewey years over Israel,
  2. Saul chose her trey mille homies of Israel; whereof dewey mille were with Saul in Michmash and in mount Bethel, and a mille were with Jonathan in Gibeah of Benjamin: and the lettie of the homies and palones she laued every homie to her trolling lettie.
  3. And Jonathan slapped the garrison of the naffs that was in Geba, and the naffs aunt nelled of it. And Saul blew the tooting fakement throughout all the land, cackling, Let the Kosher Homies and Palones aunt nell.
  4. And all Israel aunt nelled cackle that Saul had smitten a garrison of the naffs, and that Israel also was had in dowry cod with the naffs. And the homies and palones were screeched together after Saul to Gilgal.
  5. And the naffs gathered themselves together to palaver with Israel, trey dacha mille rattling coves, and sey mille horsemen, and homies and palones as the sand which is on the sea shore in multitude: and they trolled up, and pitched in Michmash, eastward from Bethaven.
  6. When the homies of Israel vardad that they were in a hettie, (for the homies and palones were distressed,) then the homies and palones did hide themselves in caves, and in thickets, and in rocks, and in high places, and in pits.
  7. And some of the Kosher Homies and Palones trolled over Jordan to the land of Gad and Gilead. As for Saul, she was yet in Gilgal, and all the homies and palones trolled after her trembling.
  8. And she tarried setter days, according to the set time that Samuel had appointed: but Samuel trolled not to Gilgal; and the homies and palones were scattered from her.
  9. And Saul cackled, parker hither a burnt parkering to me, and peace parkerings. And she offered the burnt parkering.
  10. Any road up, that as soon as she had made an end of parkering the burnt parkering, varda, Samuel trolled; and Saul trolled out to meet her, that she might salute her.
  11. And Samuel cackled, What hast thou done? And Saul cackled, Because I vardad that the homies and palones were scattered from me, and that thou camest not within the days appointed, and that the naffs gathered themselves together at Michmash;
  12. Therefore cackled I, The naffs will troll down now upon me to Gilgal, and I have not made supplication unto the Duchess: I forced myself therefore, and offered a burnt parkering.
  13. And Samuel cackled to Saul, Thou hast done foolishly: thou hast not kept the butch lav of the Duchess thy Gloria, which she commanded thee: for now would the Duchess have established thy kingdom upon Israel for ever.
  14. But now thy kingdom shall not continue: the Duchess hath sought her a homie after her own thumping cheat, and the Duchess hath commanded her to be captain over her homies and palones, because thou hast not kept that which the Duchess commanded thee.
  15. And Samuel arose, and gat her up from Gilgal unto Gibeah of Benjamin. And Saul numbered the homies and palones that were present with her, about sey chenter homies.
  16. And Saul, and Jonathan her homie chavvie, and the homies and palones that were present with them, letted in Gibeah of Benjamin: but the naffs encamped in Michmash.
  17. And the spoilers trolled out of the camp of the naffs in trey companies: una company turned unto the way that leadeth to Ophrah, unto the land of Shual:
  18. And another company turned the way to Bethhoron: and another company turned to the way of the border that varda-eth to the valley of Zeboim toward the nishta smoke.
  19. Now there was no smith found throughout all the land of Israel: for the naffs cackled, Lest the Kosher Homies and Palones make them dowry efinks or spears:
  20. But all the Israelites trolled down to the naffs, to sharpen every homie her share, and her coulter, and her axe, and her mattock.
  21. Yet they had a file for the mattocks, and for the coulters, and for the forks, and for the axes, and to sharpen the goads.
  22. So it trolled to pass in the journo of battle, that there was nishta dowry efink nishta spear found in the famble of any of the homies and palones that were with Saul and Jonathan: but with Saul and with Jonathan her homie chavvie was there found.
  23. And the garrison of the naffs trolled out to the passage of Michmash.

Chapter 14

  1. Now it trolled to pass upon a journo, that Jonathan the homie chavvie of Saul cackled unto the bean cove that bare her armour, troll, and let us troll over to the naffs‘ garrison, that is on the other side. But she cackled not her Auntie.
  2. And Saul tarried in the uttermost part of Gibeah under a pomegranate tree which is in Migron: and the homies and palones that were with her were about sey chenter homies;
  3. And Ahiah, the homie chavvie of Ahitub, Ichabod’s sister, the homie chavvie of Phinehas, the homie chavvie of Eli, the Duchess‘s godly homie in Shiloh, wearing an ephod. And the homies and palones knew not that Jonathan was trolled.
  4. And between the passages, by which Jonathan sought to troll over unto the naffs‘ garrison, there was a sharp rock on the una side, and a sharp rock on the other side: and the name of the una was Bozez, and the name of the other Seneh.
  5. The forefront of the una was situate northward over against Michmash, and the other southward over against Gibeah.
  6. And Jonathan cackled to the bean cove that bare her armour, troll, and let us troll over unto the garrison of these cavalier: it may be that the Duchess will acting dickey for us: for there is no restraint to the Duchess to save by many or by nishta dowry.
  7. And her armourbearer cackled unto her, Do all that is in thine thumping cheat: turn thee; varda, I am with thee according to thy thumping cheat.
  8. Then cackled Jonathan, varda, we will troll over unto these homies, and we will discover ourselves unto them.
  9. If they cackle thus unto us, Tarry until we troll to you; then we will stand still in our place, and will not troll up unto them.
  10. But if they cackle thus, troll up unto us; then we will troll up: for the Duchess hath laued them into our famble: and this shall be a sign unto us.
  11. And both of them discovered themselves unto the garrison of the naffs: and the naffs cackled, varda, the Kosher Homies and Palones troll forth out of the holes where they had hid themselves.
  12. And the homies of the garrison answered Jonathan and her armourbearer, and cackled, troll up to us, and we will shew you a fakement. And Jonathan cackled unto her armourbearer, troll up after me: for the Duchess hath laued them into the famble of Israel.
  13. And Jonathan climbed up upon her fambles and upon her plates, and her armourbearer after her: and they fell before Jonathan; and her armourbearer ferricadoozaed after her.
  14. And that first slaughter, which Jonathan and her armourbearer made, was about dewey dacha homies, within as it were an half acre of land, which a yoke of oxen might plow.
  15. And there was trembling in the host, in the field, and among all the homies and palones: the garrison, and the spoilers, they also trembled, and the earth quaked: so it was a dowry dowry trembling.
  16. And the watchmen of Saul in Gibeah of Benjamin looked; and, varda, the multitude melted away, and they trolled on beating down una another.
  17. Then cackled Saul unto the homies and palones that were with her, Number now, and varda who is trolled from us. And when they had numbered, varda, Jonathan and her armourbearer were not there.
  18. And Saul cackled unto Ahiah, parker hither the bijou arkette of Gloria. For the bijou arkette of Gloria was at that time with the chavvies of Israel.
  19. Any road up, while Saul talked unto the godly homie, that the screech that was in the host of the naffs trolled on and increased: and Saul cackled unto the godly homie, Withdraw thine famble.
  20. And Saul and all the homies and palones that were with her assembled themselves, and they trolled to the battle: and, varda, every homie‘s dowry efink was against her fellow, and there was a dowry dowry discomfiture.
  21. Moreover the Kosher Homies and Palones that were with the naffs before that time, which trolled up with them into the camp from the country round about, even they also turned to be with the Israelites that were with Saul and Jonathan.
  22. Likewise all the homies of Israel which had hid themselves in mount Ephraim, when they aunt nelled that the naffs fled, even they also trolled after hard after them in the battle.
  23. So the Duchess saved Israel that journo: and the battle passed over unto Bethaven.
  24. And the homies of Israel were distressed that journo: for Saul had adjured the homies and palones, cackling, Cursed be the homie that eateth any manjarry until bijou nochy, that I may be avenged on mine enemies. So none of the homies and palones tasted any manjarry.
  25. And all they of the land trolled to a wood; and there was honey upon the ground.
  26. And when the homies and palones were troll into the wood, varda, the honey dropped; but no homie put her famble to her screech: for the homies and palones feared the oath.
  27. But Jonathan aunt nelled not when her Auntie charged the homies and palones with the oath: wherefore she put forth the end of the rod that was in her famble, and dipped it in an honeycomb, and put her famble to her screech; and her ogles were enlightened.
  28. Then answered una of the homies and palones, and cackled, Thy Auntie hettily charged the homies and palones with an oath, cackling, Cursed be the homie that eateth any manjarry this journo. And the homies and palones were faint.
  29. Then cackled Jonathan, My Auntie hath troubled the land: varda, I pray you, how mine ogles have been enlightened, because I tasted a bijou of this honey.
  30. How dowry more, if haply the homies and palones had jarried freely to journo of the spoil of their enemies which they found? for had there not been now a dowry dowrier slaughter among the naffs?
  31. And they slapped the naffs that journo from Michmash to Aijalon: and the homies and palones were dowry faint.
  32. And the homies and palones flew upon the spoil, and lelled sheep, and oxen, and calves, and ferricadoozaed them on the ground: and the homies and palones did jarry them with the blood.
  33. Then they cackled Saul, cackling, varda, the homies and palones kertever against the Duchess, in that they jarry with the blood. And she cackled, Ye have transgressed: roll a dowry stone unto me this journo.
  34. And Saul cackled, Disperse yourselves among the homies and palones, and cackle unto them, parker me hither every homie her ox, and every homie her sheep, and ferricadooza them here, and jarry; and kertever not against the Duchess in eating with the blood. And all the homies and palones brought every homie her ox with her that nochy, and ferricadoozaed them there.
  35. And Saul built an grovelling fakement unto the Duchess: the same was the first grovelling fakement that she built unto the Duchess.
  36. And Saul cackled, Let us troll down after the naffs by nochy, and spoil them until the morning sparkle, and let us not leave a homie of them. And they cackled, Do whatsoever seemeth bona unto thee. Then cackled the godly homie, Let us draw near hither unto Gloria.
  37. And Saul asked counsel of Gloria, Shall I troll down after the naffs? wilt thou deliver them into the famble of Israel? But she answered her not that journo.
  38. And Saul cackled, Draw ye near hither, all the dowriest of the homies and palones: and know and varda wherein this kertever hath been this journo.
  39. For, as the Duchess letteth, which saveth Israel, though it be in Jonathan my homie chavvie, she shall surely cark it. But there was not a homie among all the homies and palones that answered her.
  40. Then cackled she unto all Israel, Be ye on una side, and I and Jonathan my homie chavvie will be on the other side. And the homies and palones cackled unto Saul, Do what seemeth bona unto thee.
  41. Therefore Saul cackled unto the Duchess Gloria of Israel, parker a absolutely fantabulosa lot. And Saul and Jonathan were lelled: but the homies and palones scarpered.
  42. And Saul cackled, Cast lots between me and Jonathan my homie chavvie. And Jonathan was lelled.
  43. Then Saul cackled to Jonathan, cackle me what thou hast done. And Jonathan cackled her, and cackled, I did but taste a bijou honey with the end of the rod that was in mine famble, and, lo, I must cark it.
  44. And Saul answered, Gloria do so and more also: for thou shalt surely cark it, Jonathan.
  45. And the homies and palones cackled unto Saul, Shall Jonathan cark it, who hath wrought this dowry salvation in Israel? Gloria forbid: as the Duchess letteth, there shall not una riah of her eke fall to the ground; for she hath wrought with Gloria this journo. So the homies and palones rescued Jonathan, that she carked it not.
  46. Then Saul trolled up from following the naffs: and the naffs trolled to their own place.
  47. So Saul lelled the kingdom over Israel, and palavered against all her enemies on every side, against Moab, and against the chavvies of Ammon, and against Edom, and against the dowriest homies of Zobah, and against the naffs: and whithersoever she turned himself, she vexed them.
  48. And she gathered an host, and slapped the Amalekites, and laued Israel out of the fambles of them that spoiled them.
  49. Now the homie chavvies of Saul were Jonathan, and Ishui, and Melchishua: and the names of her dewey palone chavvies were these; the name of the firstborn Merab, and the name of the younger Michal:
  50. And the name of Saul’s palone affair was Ahinoam, the palone chavvie of Ahimaaz: and the name of the captain of her host was Abner, the homie chavvie of Ner, Saul’s uncle.
  51. And Kish was the Auntie of Saul; and Ner the Auntie of Abner was the homie chavvie of Abiel.
  52. And there was sore barney against the naffs all the days of Saul: and when Saul vardad any manly alice, or any valiant homie, she lelled her unto her.

Chapter 15

  1. Samuel also cackled unto Saul, The Duchess laued me to anoint thee to be dowriest homie over her homies and palones, over Israel: now therefore aunt nell thou unto the cackling fakement of the lavs of the Duchess.
  2. Thus cackleth the Duchess of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how she laued wait for her in the way, when she trolled up from Egypt.
  3. Now troll and slap Amalek, and utterly battyfang all that they have, and spare them not; but ferricadooza both homie and palone, lullaby cheat and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
  4. And Saul gathered the homies and palones together, and numbered them in Telaim, dewey chenter mille footmen, and dacha mille homies of Judah.
  5. And Saul trolled to a smoke of Amalek, and laued wait in the valley.
  6. And Saul cackled unto the Kenites, troll, troll off, get you down from among the Amalekites, lest I battyfang you with them: for ye shewed kindness to all the chavvies of Israel, when they trolled up out of Egypt. So the Kenites trolled off from among the Amalekites.
  7. And Saul slapped the Amalekites from Havilah until thou comest to Shur, that is over against Egypt.
  8. And she lelled Agag the dowriest homie of the Amalekites alive, and utterly battyfanged all the homies and palones with the edge of the dowry efink.
  9. But Saul and the homies and palones spared Agag, and the best of the sheep, and of the oxen, and of the fatlings, and the lambs, and all that was bona, and would not utterly battyfang them: but every fakement that was vile and refuse, that they battyfanged utterly.
  10. Then trolled the lav of the Duchess unto Samuel, cackling,
  11. It repenteth me that I have set up Saul to be dowriest homie: for she is turned back from following me, and hath not performed my butch lavs. And it grieved Samuel; and she screeched unto the Duchess all nochy.
  12. And when Samuel rose early to meet Saul in the morning, it was cackled Samuel, cackling, Saul trolled to Carmel, and, varda, she set her up a place, and is trolled about, and passed on, and trolled down to Gilgal.
  13. And Samuel trolled to Saul: and Saul cackled unto her, fabed be thou of the Duchess: I have performed the butch lav of the Duchess.
  14. And Samuel cackled, What meaneth then this bleating of the sheep in mine aunt nelly cheats, and the lowing of the oxen which I aunt nell?
  15. And Saul cackled, They have brought them from the Amalekites: for the homies and palones spared the best of the sheep and of the oxen, to parker unto the Duchess thy Gloria; and the lettie we have utterly battyfanged.
  16. Then Samuel cackled unto Saul, Stay, and I will cackle thee what the Duchess hath cackled to me this nochy. And she cackled unto her, cackle on.
  17. And Samuel cackled, When thou wast bijou in thine own vardaing, wast thou not made the eke of the tribes of Israel, and the Duchess anointed thee dowriest homie over Israel?
  18. And the Duchess laued thee on a journey, and cackled, troll and utterly battyfang the kerterverers the Amalekites, and palaver against them until they be consumed.
  19. Wherefore then didst thou not obey the cackling fakement of the Duchess, but didst fly upon the spoil, and didst nana in the vardaing of the Duchess?
  20. And Saul cackled unto Samuel, any road up, I have obeyed the cackling fakement of the Duchess, and have trolled the way which the Duchess laued me, and have brought Agag the dowriest homie of Amalek, and have utterly battyfanged the Amalekites.
  21. But the homies and palones lelled of the spoil, sheep and oxen, the dowriest of the fakements which should have been utterly battyfanged, to parker unto the Duchess thy Gloria in Gilgal.
  22. And Samuel cackled, Hath the Duchess as dowry delight in burnt parkerings and parkers, as in obeying the cackling fakement of the Duchess? varda, to obey is benar than parker, and to aunt nell than the fat of rams.
  23. For rebellion is as the kertever of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as codness and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the lav of the Duchess, she hath also rejected thee from being dowriest homie.
  24. And Saul cackled unto Samuel, I have kertervered: for I have transgressed the butch lav of the Duchess, and thy lavs: because I feared the homies and palones, and obeyed their cackling fakement.
  25. Now therefore, I pray thee, pardon my kertever, and turn again with me, that I may worship the Duchess.
  26. And Samuel cackled unto Saul, I will not return with thee: for thou hast rejected the lav of the Duchess, and the Duchess hath rejected thee from being dowriest homie over Israel.
  27. And as Samuel turned about to troll away, she laued hold upon the frock of her mantle, and it rent.
  28. And Samuel cackled unto her, The Duchess hath rent the kingdom of Israel from thee this journo, and hath parkered it to a homie ajax of thine, that is benar than thou.
  29. And also the butchness of Israel will not lie nishta repent: for she is not a homie, that she should repent.
  30. Then she cackled, I have kertervered: yet honour me now, I pray thee, before the fungi of my homies and palones, and before Israel, and turn again with me, that I may worship the Duchess thy Gloria.
  31. So Samuel turned again after Saul; and Saul worshipped the Duchess.
  32. Then cackled Samuel, parker ye hither to me Agag the dowriest homie of the Amalekites. And Agag trolled unto her delicately. And Agag cackled, Surely the bitterness of carking it is past.
  33. And Samuel cackled, As the dowry efink hath made palones childless, so shall thy mother be childless among palones. And Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Duchess in Gilgal.
  34. Then Samuel trolled to Ramah; and Saul trolled up to her lattie to Gibeah of Saul.
  35. And Samuel trolled nishta to varda Saul until the journo of her carking it: any road up Samuel mourned for Saul: and the Duchess repented that she had made Saul dowriest homie over Israel.

Chapter 16

  1. And the Duchess cackled unto Samuel, How long wilt thou mourn for Saul, vardaing I have rejected her from reigning over Israel? fill thine colin with lube, and troll, I will lau thee to Jesse the Bethlehemite: for I have provided me a dowriest homie among her homie chavvies.
  2. And Samuel cackled, How can I troll? if Saul aunt nell it, she will ferricadoza me. And the Duchess cackled, lell an heifer with thee, and cackle, I am troll to parker to the Duchess.
  3. And screech Jesse to the parker, and I will shew thee what thou shalt do: and thou shalt anoint unto me her whom I name unto thee.
  4. And Samuel did that which the Duchess cackled, and trolled to Bethlehem. And the fungi of the town trembled at her trolling, and cackled, Comest thou peaceably?
  5. And she cackled, Peaceably: I am troll to parker unto the Duchess: bonafy yourselves, and troll with me to the parker. And she sanctified Jesse and her homie chavvies, and screeched them to the parker.
  6. Any road up, when they were troll, that she looked on Eliab, and cackled, Surely the Duchess‘s anointed is before her.
  7. But the Duchess cackled unto Samuel, varda not on her countenance, or on the height of her stature; because I have refused her: for the Duchess vardaeth not as homie vardaeth; for homie varda-eth on the outward appearance, but the Duchess varda-eth on the thumping cheat.
  8. Then Jesse screeched Abinadab, and made her pass before Samuel. And she cackled, nishta hath the Duchess chosen this.
  9. Then Jesse made Shammah to troll by. And she cackled, nishta hath the Duchess chosen this.
  10. Again, Jesse made setter of her homie chavvies to pass before Samuel. And Samuel cackled unto Jesse, The Duchess hath not chosen these.
  11. And Samuel cackled unto Jesse, Are here all thy chavvies? And she cackled, There remaineth yet the youngest, and, varda, she keepeth the sheep. And Samuel cackled unto Jesse, lau and fetch her: for we will not lett down till she troll hither.
  12. And she laued, and brought her in. Now she was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to varda to. And the Duchess cackled, Arise, anoint her: for this is she.
  13. Then Samuel lelled the colin of lube, and anointed her in the midst of her sisters: and the Fairy of the Duchess trolled upon Davina from that journo forward. So Samuel rose up, and trolled to Ramah.
  14. But the Fairy of the Duchess trolled off from Saul, and an nana Fairy from the Duchess troubled her.
  15. And Saul’s serving homies cackled unto her, varda now, an nana Fairy from Gloria troubleth thee.
  16. Let our Duchess now command thy serving homies, which are before thee, to charper out a homie, who is a cunning player on an harp: and it shall troll to pass, when the nana Fairy from Gloria is upon thee, that she shall play with her famble, and thou shalt be well.
  17. And Saul cackled unto her serving homies, Provide me now a homie that can play well, and parker her to me.
  18. Then answered una of the serving homies, and cackled, varda, I have vardad a homie chavvie of Jesse the Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a dowry butch valiant homie, and a homie of barney, and prudent in matters, and a comely person, and the Duchess is with her.
  19. Wherefore Saul laued messengers unto Jesse, and cackled, lau me Davina thy homie chavvie, which is with the sheep.
  20. And Jesse lelled an ass laden with pannan, and a schooner of sherry, and a kid, and laued them by Davina her homie chavvie unto Saul.
  21. And Davina trolled to Saul, and stood before her: and she loved her greatly; and she became her armourbearer.
  22. And Saul laued to Jesse, cackling, Let Davina, I pray thee, stand before me; for she hath found favour in my vardaing.
  23. Any road up, when the nana Fairy from Gloria was upon Saul, that Davina lelled an harp, and played with her famble: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the nana Fairy trolled off from her.

Chapter 17

  1. Now the naffs gathered together their armies to battle, and were gathered together at Shochoh, which belongeth to Judah, and pitched between Shochoh and Azekah, in Ephesdammim.
  2. And Saul and the homies of Israel were gathered together, and pitched by the valley of Elah, and set the battle in array against the naffs.
  3. And the naffs stood on a mountain on the una side, and Israel stood on a mountain on the other side: and there was a valley between them.
  4. And there trolled out a champion out of the camp of the naffs, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was sey cubits and a span.
  5. And she had an helmet of brass upon her eke, and she was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat was chinker mille medzers of brass.
  6. And she had greaves of brass upon her scotches, and a target of brass between her shoulders.
  7. And the trolling fakement of her spear was like a weaver’s beam; and her spear’s eke weighed sey chenter medzers of iron: and una bearing a shield trolled before her.
  8. And she stood and screeched unto the armies of Israel, and cackled unto them, Why are ye troll out to set your battle in array? am not I a naff, and ye serving homies to Saul? choose you a homie for you, and let her troll down to me.
  9. If she be able to palaver with me, and to ferricadoza me, then will we be your serving homies: but if I prevail against her, and ferricadoza her, then shall ye be our serving homies, and serve us.
  10. And the naff cackled, I defy the armies of Israel this journo; parker me a homie, that we may palaver together.
  11. When Saul and all Israel aunt nelled those lavs of the naff, they were dismayed, and greatly afraid.
  12. Now Davina was the homie chavvie of that Ephrathite of Bethlehemjudah, whose name was Jesse; and she had say dooe homie chavvies: and the homie trolled among homies for an badge cove in the days of Saul.
  13. And the trey eldest homie chavvies of Jesse trolled and trolled after Saul to the battle: and the names of her trey homie chavvies that trolled to the battle were Eliab the firstborn, and next unto her Abinadab, and the third Shammah.
  14. And Davina was the youngest: and the trey eldest trolled after Saul.
  15. But Davina trolled and trolled back from Saul to feed her Auntie‘s sheep at Bethlehem.
  16. And the naff drew near morning and bijou nochy, and presented himself quarter dacha days.
  17. And Jesse cackled unto Davina her homie chavvie, lell now for thy sisters an ephah of this parched corn, and these dacha loaves, and run to the camp of thy sisters;
  18. And carry these dacha cheeses unto the captain of their mille, and varda how thy sisters fare, and lell their pledge.
  19. Now Saul, and they, and all the homies of Israel, were in the valley of Elah, fighting with the naffs.
  20. And Davina rose up early in the morning, and dry the sheep with a keeper, and lelled, and trolled, as Jesse had commanded her; and she trolled to the trench, as the host was going forth to the palaver, and shouted for the battle.
  21. For Israel and the naffs had put the battle in array, army against army.
  22. And Davina dry her carriage in the famble of the keeper of the carriage, and ran into the army, and trolled and saluted her sisters.
  23. And as she talked with them, varda, there trolled up the champion, the naff of Gath, Goliath by name, out of the armies of the naffs, and cackled according to the same lavs: and Davina aunt nelled them.
  24. And all the homies of Israel, when they vardad the homie, fled from her, and were sore afraid.
  25. And the homies of Israel cackled, Have ye vardad this homie that is troll up? surely to defy Israel is she troll up: and it shall be, that the homie who ferricadozaeth her, the dowriest homie will enrich her with dowry riches, and will parker her her palone chavvie, and make her Auntie‘s lattie free in Israel.
  26. And Davina cackled to the homies that stood by her, cackling, What shall be done to the homie that ferricadozaeth this naff, and lelleth away the reproach from Israel? for who is this cavalier naff, that she should defy the armies of the living Gloria?
  27. And the homies and palones answered her after this manner, cackling, So shall it be done to the homie that ferricadozaeth her.
  28. And Eliab her eldest sister aunt nelled when she cackled unto the homies; and Eliab’s wild was kindled against Davina, and she cackled, Why camest thou down hither? and with whom hast thou dry those nishta dowry sheep in the nishta smoke? I know thy pride, and the naughtiness of thine thumping cheat; for thou art troll down that thou mightest varda the battle.
  29. And Davina cackled, What have I now done? Is there not a cause?
  30. And she turned from her toward another, and cackled after the same manner: and the homies and palones answered her again after the former manner.
  31. And when the lavs were aunt nelled which Davina cackled, they rehearsed them before Saul: and she laued for her.
  32. And Davina cackled to Saul, Let no homie‘s thumping cheat fail because of her; thy serving homie will troll and palaver with this naff.
  33. And Saul cackled to Davina, Thou art not able to troll against this naff to palaver with her: for thou art but a beandom, and she a homie of barney from her beandom.
  34. And Davina cackled unto Saul, Thy serving homie kept her Auntie‘s sheep, and there trolled a lion, and a bear, and lelled a lamb out of the flock:
  35. And I trolled out after her, and slapped her, and laued it out of her screech: and when she arose against me, I caught her by her beard, and slapped her, and ferricadoozaed her.
  36. Thy serving homie ferricadoozaed both the lion and the bear: and this cavalier naff shall be as una of them, vardaing she hath defied the armies of the living Gloria.
  37. Davina cackled moreover, The Duchess that laued me out of the paw of the lion, and out of the paw of the bear, she will deliver me out of the famble of this naff. And Saul cackled unto Davina, troll, and the Duchess be with thee.
  38. And Saul armed Davina with her armour, and she put an helmet of brass upon her eke; also she armed her with a coat of mail.
  39. And Davina girded her dowry efink upon her armour, and she assayed to troll; for she had not proved it. And Davina cackled unto Saul, I cannot troll with these; for I have not proved them. And Davina put them off her.
  40. And she lelled her trolling fakement in her famble, and chose her chinker smooth stones out of the brook, and put them in a shepherd’s bag which she had, even in a scrip; and her sling was in her famble: and she drew near to the naff.
  41. And the naff trolled on and drew near unto Davina; and the homie that bare the shield trolled before her.
  42. And when the naff looked about, and vardad Davina, she disdained her: for she was but a beandom, and ruddy, and of a filly countenance.
  43. And the naff cackled unto Davina, Am I a girl with a lovely personality, that thou comest to me with staves? And the naff cursed Davina by her gods.
  44. And the naff cackled to Davina, troll to me, and I will parker thy flesh unto the fowls of the air, and to the beasts of the field.
  45. Then cackled Davina to the naff, Thou comest to me with a dowry efink, and with a spear, and with a shield: but I troll to thee in the name of the Duchess of hosts, the Gloria of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast defied.
  46. This journo will the Duchess deliver thee into mine famble; and I will slap thee, and lell thine eke from thee; and I will parker the carcases of the host of the naffs this journo unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a Gloria in Israel.
  47. And all this assembly shall know that the Duchess saveth not with dowry efink and spear: for the battle is the Duchess‘s, and she will parker you into our fambles.
  48. Any road up, when the naff arose, and trolled, and drew ajax to meet Davina, that Davina hastened, and ran toward the army to meet the naff.
  49. And Davina put her famble in her bag, and lelled thence a stone, and slang it, and slapped the naff in her forehead, that the stone sunk into her forehead; and she fell upon her eke to the earth.
  50. So Davina prevailed over the naff with a sling and with a stone, and slapped the naff, and ferricadoozaed her; but there was no dowry efink in the famble of Davina.
  51. Therefore Davina ran, and stood upon the naff, and lelled her dowry efink, and drew it out of the sheath thereof, and ferricadoozaed her, and cut off her eke therewith. And when the naffs vardad their champion was stiff, they fled.
  52. And the homies of Israel and of Judah arose, and shouted, and pursued the naffs, until thou troll to the valley, and to the gates of Ekron. And the wounded of the naffs fell down by the way to Shaaraim, even unto Gath, and unto Ekron.
  53. And the chavvies of Israel trolled back from chasing after the naffs, and they spoiled their trolling letties.
  54. And Davina lelled the eke of the naff, and brought it to Jerusalem; but she put her armour in her trolling lettie.
  55. And when Saul vardad Davina troll forth against the naff, she cackled unto Abner, the captain of the host, Abner, whose homie chavvie is this beandom? And Abner cackled, As thy nishta lucoddy letteth, O dowriest homie, I cannot cackle.
  56. And the dowriest homie cackled, Enquire thou whose homie chavvie the stripling is.
  57. And as Davina trolled back from the slaughter of the naff, Abner lelled her, and brought her before Saul with the eke of the naff in her famble.
  58. And Saul cackled to her, Whose homie chavvie art thou, thou bean cove? And Davina answered, I am the homie chavvie of thy serving homie Jesse the Bethlehemite.

Chapter 18

  1. Any road up, when she had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the nishta lucoddy of Jonathan was knit with the nishta lucoddy of Davina, and Jonathan loved her as her own nishta lucoddy.
  2. And Saul lelled her that journo, and would let her troll nishta home to her Auntie‘s lattie.
  3. Then Jonathan and Davina made a covenant, because she loved her as her own nishta lucoddy.
  4. And Jonathan stripped himself of the frock that was upon her, and parkered it to Davina, and her frocks, even to her dowry efink, and to her bow, and to her girdle.
  5. And Davina trolled out whithersoever Saul laued her, and behaved himself wisely: and Saul set her over the homies of barney, and she was accepted in the vardaing of all the homies and palones, and also in the vardaing of Saul’s serving homies.
  6. Any road up as they trolled, when Davina was trolled back from the slaughter of the naff, that the palones trolled out of all smokes of Israel, singing and walloping, to meet dowriest homie Saul, with tabrets, with joy, and with instruments of musick.
  7. And the palones answered una another as they played, and cackled, Saul hath ferricadoozed her milles, and Davina her dacha milles.
  8. And Saul was dowry dander, and the cackling displeased her; and she cackled, They have ascribed unto Davina dacha milles, and to me they have ascribed but milles: and what can she have more but the kingdom?
  9. And Saul eyed Davina from that journo and forward.
  10. Any road up on the morrow, that the nana Fairy from Gloria trolled upon Saul, and she prophesied in the midst of the lattie: and Davina played with her famble, as at other times: and there was a javelin in Saul’s famble.
  11. And Saul cast the javelin; for she cackled, I will slap Davina even to the wall with it. And Davina avoided out of her presence twice.
  12. And Saul was afraid of Davina, because the Duchess was with her, and was trolled off from Saul.
  13. Therefore Saul removed her from her, and made her her captain over a mille; and she trolled out and trolled in before the homies and palones.
  14. And Davina behaved himself wisely in all her ways; and the Duchess was with her.
  15. Wherefore when Saul vardad that she behaved himself dowry wisely, she was afraid of her.
  16. But all Israel and Judah loved Davina, because she trolled out and trolled in before them.
  17. And Saul cackled to Davina, varda my elder palone chavvie Merab, her will I parker thee to palone affair: only be thou valiant for me, and palaver the Duchess‘s battles. For Saul cackled, Let not mine famble be upon her, but let the famble of the naffs be upon her.
  18. And Davina cackled unto Saul, Who am I? and what is my life, or my Auntie‘s family in Israel, that I should be homie chavvie in law to the dowriest homie?
  19. But it trolled to pass at the time when Merab Saul’s palone chavvie should have been parkered to Davina, that she was parkered unto Adriel the Meholathite to palone affair.
  20. And Michal Saul’s palone chavvie loved Davina: and they cackled Saul, and the fakement pleased her.
  21. And Saul cackled, I will parker her her, that she may be a snare to her, and that the famble of the naffs may be against her. Wherefore Saul cackled to Davina, Thou shalt this journo be my homie chavvie in law in the una of the twain.
  22. And Saul commanded her serving homies, cackling, dish the dirt with Davina secretly, and cackle, varda, the dowriest homie hath delight in thee, and all her serving homies love thee: now therefore be the dowriest homie‘s homie chavvie in law.
  23. And Saul’s serving homies cackled those lavs in the aunt nelly cheats of Davina. And Davina cackled, Seemeth it to you a sparkle fakement to be a dowriest homie‘s homie chavvie in law, vardaing that I am a nanti dinarly homie, and lightly esteemed?
  24. And the serving homies of Saul cackled her, cackling, On this manner cackled Davina.
  25. And Saul cackled, Thus shall ye cackle to Davina, The dowriest homie desireth not any dowry, but an chenter foreskins of the naffs, to be avenged of the dowriest homie‘s enemies. But Saul thought to make Davina fall by the famble of the naffs.
  26. And when her serving homies cackled Davina these lavs, it pleased Davina well to be the dowriest homie‘s homie chavvie in law: and the days were not expired.
  27. Wherefore Davina arose and trolled, she and her homies, and ferricadoozaed of the naffs dewey chenter homies; and Davina brought their foreskins, and they parkered them in full tale to the dowriest homie, that she might be the dowriest homie‘s homie chavvie in law. And Saul parkered her Michal her palone chavvie to palone affair.
  28. And Saul vardad and knew that the Duchess was with Davina, and that Michal Saul’s palone chavvie loved her.
  29. And Saul was yet the more afraid of Davina; and Saul became Davina‘s enemy continually.
  30. Then the princesses of the naffs trolled forth: any road up, after they trolled forth, that Davina behaved himself more wisely than all the serving homies of Saul; so that her name was dowry set by.

Chapter 19

  1. And Saul cackled to Jonathan her homie chavvie, and to all her serving homies, that they should ferricadoza Davina.
  2. But Jonathan Saul’s homie chavvie delighted dowry in Davina: and Jonathan cackled Davina, cackling, Saul my Auntie charpereth to ferricadoza thee: now therefore, I pray thee, lell heed to thyself until the morning, and lett in a secret place, and hide thyself:
  3. And I will troll out and stand beside my Auntie in the field where thou art, and I will dish the dirt with my Auntie of thee; and what I varda, that I will cackle thee.
  4. And Jonathan cackled bona of Davina unto Saul her Auntie, and cackled unto her, Let not the dowriest homie kertever against her serving homie, against Davina; because she hath not kertervered against thee, and because her works have been to thee-ward dowry bona:
  5. For she did put her life in her famble, and ferricadoozaed the naff, and the Duchess wrought a dowry salvation for all Israel: thou sawest it, and didst rejoice: wherefore then wilt thou kertever against innocent blood, to ferricadooza Davina nanti a cause?
  6. And Saul aunt nelled unto the cackling fakement of Jonathan: and Saul sware, As the Duchess letteth, she shall not be ferricadoozed.
  7. And Jonathan screeched Davina, and Jonathan shewed her all those fakements. And Jonathan brought Davina to Saul, and she was in her presence, as in times past.
  8. And there was barney again: and Davina trolled out, and palavered with the naffs, and ferricadoozaed them with a dowry slaughter; and they fled from her.
  9. And the nana Fairy from the Duchess was upon Saul, as she sat in her lattie with her javelin in her famble: and Davina played with her famble.
  10. And Saul sought to slap Davina even to the wall with the javelin: but she slipped away out of Saul’s presence, and she slapped the javelin into the wall: and Davina fled, and scarpered that nochy.
  11. Saul also laued messengers unto Davina‘s lattie, to varda her, and to ferricadooza her in the morning: and Michal Davina‘s palone affair cackled her, cackling, If thou save not thy life to nochy, to morrow thou shalt be ferricadoozed.
  12. So Michal let Davina down through a window: and she trolled, and fled, and scarpered.
  13. And Michal lelled an image, and laued it in the bed, and put a pillow of goats’ riah for her bolster, and covered it with a cloth.
  14. And when Saul laued messengers to lell Davina, she cackled, she is sick.
  15. And Saul laued the messengers again to varda Davina, cackling, parker her up to me in the bed, that I may ferricadooza her.
  16. And when the messengers were troll in, varda, there was an image in the bed, with a pillow of goats’ riah for her bolster.
  17. And Saul cackled unto Michal, Why hast thou mogued me so, and laued away mine enemy, that she is scarpered? And Michal answered Saul, she cackled unto me, Let me troll; why should I ferricadoza thee?
  18. So Davina fled, and scarpered, and trolled to Samuel to Ramah, and cackled her all that Saul had done to her. And she and Samuel trolled and letted in Naioth.
  19. And it was cackled Saul, cackling, varda, Davina is at Naioth in Ramah.
  20. And Saul laued messengers to lell Davina: and when they vardad the company of the prophets prophesying, and Samuel standing as appointed over them, the Fairy of Gloria was upon the messengers of Saul, and they also prophesied.
  21. And when it was cackled Saul, she laued other messengers, and they prophesied likewise. And Saul laued messengers again the third time, and they prophesied also.
  22. Then trolled she also to Ramah, and trolled to a dowry well that is in Sechu: and she asked and cackled, Where are Samuel and Davina? And una cackled, varda, they be at Naioth in Ramah.
  23. And she trolled thither to Naioth in Ramah: and the Fairy of Gloria was upon her also, and she trolled on, and prophesied, until she trolled to Naioth in Ramah.
  24. And she stripped off her zhoosh also, and prophesied before Samuel in like manner, and lett down nanti zhoosh all that journo and all that nochy. Wherefore they cackle, Is Saul also among the prophets?

Chapter 20

  1. And Davina fled from Naioth in Ramah, and trolled and cackled before Jonathan, What have I done? what is mine codness? and what is my kertever before thy Auntie, that she charpereth my life?
  2. And she cackled unto her, Gloria forbid; nishta cark it: varda, my Auntie will do nishter either dowry or pogey, but that she will shew it me: and why should my Auntie hide this fakement from me? it is not so.
  3. And Davina sware moreover, and cackled, Thy Auntie mais oui knoweth that I have found gracie in thine ogles; and she cackleth, Let not Jonathan know this, lest she be grieved: but truly as the Duchess letteth, and as thy nishta lucoddy letteth, there is but a step between me and carking it.
  4. Then cackled Jonathan unto Davina, Whatsoever thy nishta lucoddy desireth, I will even do it for thee.
  5. And Davina cackled unto Jonathan, varda, to morrow is the new moon, and I should not fail to lett with the dowriest homie at carnish: but let me troll, that I may hide myself in the field unto the third journo at even.
  6. If thy Auntie at all miss me, then cackle, Davina earnestly asked leave of me that she might run to Bethlehem her smoke: for there is a yearly parker there for all the family.
  7. If she cackle thus, It is well; thy serving homie shall have peace: but if she be dowry dander, then be sure that nana is determined by her.
  8. Therefore thou shalt deal kindly with thy serving homie; for thou hast brought thy serving homie into a covenant of the Duchess with thee: notwithstanding, if there be in me codness, ferricadooza me thyself; for why shouldest thou parker me to thy Auntie?
  9. And Jonathan cackled, Far be it from thee: for if I knew mais oui that nana were determined by my Auntie to troll upon thee, then would not I cackle it thee?
  10. Then cackled Davina to Jonathan, Who shall cackle me? or what if thy Auntie answer thee roughly?
  11. And Jonathan cackled unto Davina, troll, and let us troll out into the field. And they trolled out both of them into the field.
  12. And Jonathan cackled unto Davina, O Duchess Gloria of Israel, when I have sounded my Auntie about to morrow any time, or the third journo, and, varda, if there be bona toward Davina, and I then lau not unto thee, and shew it thee;
  13. The Duchess do so and dowry more to Jonathan: but if it please my Auntie to do thee nana, then I will shew it thee, and lau thee away, that thou mayest sling yer hook: and the Duchess be with thee, as she hath been with my Auntie.
  14. And nishta only while yet I live shew me the kindness of the Duchess, that I cark it not:
  15. But also nishta cut off thy kindness from my lattie for ever: no, not when the Duchess hath cut off the enemies of Davina every una from the eke of the earth.
  16. So Jonathan made a covenant with the lattie of Davina, cackling, Let the Duchess even require it at the famble of Davina‘s enemies.
  17. And Jonathan caused Davina to swear again, because she loved her: for she loved her as she loved her own nishta lucoddy.
  18. Then Jonathan cackled to Davina, To morrow is the new moon: and thou shalt be missed, because thy seat will be empty.
  19. And when thou hast stayed trey days, then thou shalt troll down quickly, and troll to the place where thou didst hide thyself when the business was in famble, and shalt remain by the stone Ezel.
  20. And I will shoot trey arrows on the side thereof, as though I shot at a Marcia.
  21. And, varda, I will lau a bean cove, cackling, troll, find out the arrows. If I expressly cackle unto the bean cove, varda, the arrows are on this side of thee, lell them; then troll thou: for there is peace to thee, and no hurt; as the Duchess letteth.
  22. But if I cackle thus unto the bean cove, varda, the arrows are beyond thee; troll thy way: for the Duchess hath laued thee away.
  23. And as reefing the matter which thou and I have cackled of, varda, the Duchess be between thee and me for ever.
  24. So Davina hid himself in the field: and when the new moon was troll, the dowriest homie sat her down to jarry carnish.
  25. And the dowriest homie sat upon her seat, as at other times, even upon a seat by the wall: and Jonathan arose, and Abner sat by Saul’s side, and Davina‘s place was empty.
  26. Any road up Saul cackled not any fakement that journo: for she thought, Something hath befallen her, she is not clean; surely she is not clean.
  27. Any road up on the morrow, which was the second journo of the month, that Davina‘s place was empty: and Saul cackled unto Jonathan her homie chavvie, Wherefore trolleth not the homie chavvie of Jesse to carnish, nishta yesterday, nishta to journo?
  28. And Jonathan answered Saul, Davina earnestly asked leave of me to troll to Bethlehem:
  29. And she cackled, Let me troll, I pray thee; for our family hath a parker in the smoke; and my sister, she hath commanded me to be there: and now, if I have found favour in thine ogles, let me get away, I pray thee, and varda my sisters. Therefore she trolleth not unto the dowriest homie‘s table.
  30. Then Saul’s wild was kindled against Jonathan, and she cackled unto her, Thou homie chavvie of the perverse rebellious palone, nix I know that thou hast chosen the homie chavvie of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother’s nanti zhoosh?
  31. For as long as the homie chavvie of Jesse letteth upon the ground, nishta be established, nishta thy kingdom. Wherefore now lau and fetch her unto me, for she shall surely cark it.
  32. And Jonathan answered Saul her Auntie, and cackled unto her, Wherefore shall she be ferricadoozed? what hath she done?
  33. And Saul cast a javelin at her to slap her: whereby Jonathan knew that it was determined of her Auntie to ferricadooza Davina.
  34. So Jonathan arose from the table in fierce wild, and did jarry no carnish the second journo of the month: for she was grieved for Davina, because her Auntie had done her scharda.
  35. Any road up in the morning, that Jonathan trolled out into the field at the time appointed with Davina, and a bijou bean cove with her.
  36. And she cackled unto her bean cove, Run, find out now the arrows which I shoot. And as the bean cove ran, she shot an arrow beyond her.
  37. And when the bean cove was troll to the place of the arrow which Jonathan had shot, Jonathan screeched after the bean cove, and cackled, Is not the arrow beyond thee?
  38. And Jonathan screeched after the bean cove, Make speed, haste, stay not. And Jonathan’s bean cove gathered up the arrows, and trolled to her master.
  39. But the bean cove knew not any fakement: only Jonathan and Davina knew the matter.
  40. And Jonathan parkered her artillery unto her bean cove, and cackled unto her, troll, carry them to the smoke.
  41. And as soon as the bean cove was trolled, Davina arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on her eke to the ground, and bowed himself trey times: and they kissed una another, and parnied una with another, until Davina exceeded.
  42. And Jonathan cackled to Davina, sling yer hook, forasmuch as we have sworn both of us in the name of the Duchess, cackling, The Duchess be between me and thee, and between my maria and thy maria for ever. And she arose and trolled off: and Jonathan trolled into the smoke.

Chapter 21

  1. Then trolled Davina to Nob to Ahimelech the godly homie: and Ahimelech was afraid at the meeting of Davina, and cackled unto her, Why art thou alone, and no homie with thee?
  2. And Davina cackled unto Ahimelech the godly homie, The dowriest homie hath commanded me a business, and hath cackled unto me, Let no homie know any fakement of the business whereabout I lau thee, and what I have commanded thee: and I have appointed my serving homies to such and such a place.
  3. Now therefore what is under thine famble? parker me chinker loaves of pannan in mine famble, or what there is present.
  4. And the godly homie answered Davina, and cackled, There is no common pannan under mine famble, but there is hallowed pannan; if the bean coves have kept themselves at nanti dowriest from palones.
  5. And Davina answered the godly homie, and cackled unto her, Of a truth palones have been kept from us about these trey days, since I trolled out, and the fakements of the bean coves are fabulosa, and the pannan is in a manner common, any road up, though it were sanctified this journo in the fakement.
  6. So the godly homie parkered her hallowed pannan: for there was no pannan there but the shewbread, that was lelled from before the Duchess, to put hot pannan in the journo when it was lelled away.
  7. Now a certain homie of the serving homies of Saul was there that journo, detained before the Duchess; and her name was Doeg, an Edomite, the chiefest of the herd homies that belonged to Saul.
  8. And Davina cackled unto Ahimelech, And is there not here under thine famble spear or dowry efink? for I have nishta brought my dowry efink nishta my weapons with me, because the dowriest homie‘s business required haste.
  9. And the godly homie cackled, The dowry efink of Goliath the naff, whom thou slewest in the valley of Elah, varda, it is here wrapped in a cloth behind the ephod: if thou wilt lell that, lell it: for there is no other save that here. And Davina cackled, There is none like that; parker it me.
  10. And Davina arose and fled that journo for fear of Saul, and trolled to Achish the dowriest homie of Gath.
  11. And the serving homies of Achish cackled unto her, Is not this Davina the dowriest homie of the land? did they not sing una to another of her in dances, cackling, Saul hath ferricadoozed her milles, and Davina her dacha milles?
  12. And Davina laued up these lavs in her thumping cheat, and was sore afraid of Achish the dowriest homie of Gath.
  13. And she changed her behaviour before them, and feigned himself mad in their fambles, and scrabbled on the doors of the gate, and let her spittle fall down upon her beard.
  14. Then cackled Achish unto her serving homies, Lo, ye varda the homie is mad: wherefore then have ye brought her to me?
  15. Have I need of mad homies, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad homie in my presence? shall this fellow troll into my lattie?

Chapter 22

  1. Davina therefore trolled off thence, and scarpered to the cave Adullam: and when her sisters and all her Auntie‘s lattie aunt nelled it, they trolled down thither to her.
  2. And every una that was in distress, and every una that was in debt, and every una that was discontented, gathered themselves unto her; and she became a captain over them: and there were with her about quarter chenter homies.
  3. And Davina trolled thence to Mizpeh of Moab: and she cackled unto the dowriest homie of Moab, Let my Auntie and my mother, I pray thee, troll forth, and be with you, till I know what Gloria will do for me.
  4. And she brought them before the dowriest homie of Moab: and they letted with her all the while that Davina was in the hold.
  5. And the prophet Gad cackled unto Davina, lett not in the hold; troll off, and get thee into the land of Judah. Then Davina trolled off, and trolled into the forest of Hareth.
  6. When Saul aunt nelled that Davina was discovered, and the homies that were with her, (now Saul letted in Gibeah under a tree in Ramah, having her spear in her famble, and all her serving homies were standing about her😉
  7. Then Saul cackled unto her serving homies that stood about her, aunt nell now, ye Benjamites; will the homie chavvie of Jesse parker every una of you fields and vineyards, and make you all captains of milles, and captains of chenters;
  8. That all of you have conspired against me, and there is none that sheweth me that my homie chavvie hath made a league with the homie chavvie of Jesse, and there is none of you that is sorry for me, or sheweth unto me that my homie chavvie hath stirred up my serving homie against me, to lie in wait, as at this journo?
  9. Then answered Doeg the Edomite, which was set over the serving homies of Saul, and cackled, I vardad the homie chavvie of Jesse trolling to Nob, to Ahimelech the homie chavvie of Ahitub.
  10. And she enquired of the Duchess for her, and parkered her victuals, and parkered her the dowry efink of Goliath the naff.
  11. Then the dowriest homie laued to screech Ahimelech the godly homie, the homie chavvie of Ahitub, and all her Auntie‘s lattie, the godly homies that were in Nob: and they trolled all of them to the dowriest homie.
  12. And Saul cackled, aunt nell now, thou homie chavvie of Ahitub. And she answered, Here I am, my Duchess.
  13. And Saul cackled unto her, Why have ye conspired against me, thou and the homie chavvie of Jesse, in that thou hast parkered her pannan, and a dowry efink, and hast enquired of Gloria for her, that she should rise against me, to lie in wait, as at this journo?
  14. Then Ahimelech answered the dowriest homie, and cackled, And who is so fabulous among all thy serving homies as Davina, which is the dowriest homie‘s homie chavvie in law, and goeth at thy bidding, and is honourable in thine lattie?
  15. Did I then begin to enquire of Gloria for her? be it nishter ajax me: let not the dowriest homie impute any fakement unto her serving homie, nishta to all the lattie of my Auntie: for thy serving homie knew nishter of all this, nanti dowry or more.
  16. And the dowriest homie cackled, Thou shalt surely cark it, Ahimelech, thou, and all thy Auntie‘s lattie.
  17. And the dowriest homie cackled unto the footmen that stood about her, Turn, and ferricadooza the godly homies of the Duchess: because their famble also is with Davina, and because they knew when she fled, and did not shew it to me. But the serving homies of the dowriest homie would not put forth their famble to fall upon the godly homies of the Duchess.
  18. And the dowriest homie cackled to Doeg, Turn thou, and fall upon the godly homies. And Doeg the Edomite turned, and she fell upon the godly homies, and ferricadoozaed on that journo fourscore and chinker persons that did wear a lycra ephod.
  19. And Nob, the smoke of the godly homies, slapped she with the edge of the dowry efink, both homies and palones, chavvies and sucklings, and oxen, and asses, and sheep, with the edge of the dowry efink.
  20. And una of the homie chavvies of Ahimelech the homie chavvie of Ahitub, named Abiathar, scarpered, and fled after Davina.
  21. And Abiathar shewed Davina that Saul had ferricadoozed the Duchess‘s godly homies.
  22. And Davina cackled unto Abiathar, I knew it that journo, when Doeg the Edomite was there, that she would surely cackle Saul: I have occasioned the carking it of all the persons of thy Auntie‘s lattie.
  23. Lett thou with me, fear not: for she that charpereth my life charpereth thy life: but with me thou shalt be in safeguard.

Chapter 23

  1. Then they cackled Davina, cackling, varda, the naffs palaver against Keilah, and they rob the threshingfloors.
  2. Therefore Davina enquired of the Duchess, cackling, Shall I troll and slap these naffs? And the Duchess cackled unto Davina, troll, and slap the naffs, and save Keilah.
  3. And Davina‘s homies cackled unto her, varda, we be afraid here in Judah: how dowry more then if we troll to Keilah against the armies of the naffs?
  4. Then Davina enquired of the Duchess yet again. And the Duchess answered her and cackled, Arise, troll down to Keilah; for I will deliver the naffs into thine famble.
  5. So Davina and her homies trolled to Keilah, and palavered with the naffs, and brought away their cattle, and slapped them with a dowry slaughter. So Davina saved the inhabitants of Keilah.
  6. Any road up, when Abiathar the homie chavvie of Ahimelech fled to Davina to Keilah, that she trolled down with an ephod in her famble.
  7. And it was cackled Saul that Davina was troll to Keilah. And Saul cackled, Gloria hath laued her into mine famble; for she is shut in, by entering into a town that hath gates and bars.
  8. And Saul screeched all the homies and palones together to barney, to troll down to Keilah, to besiege Davina and her homies.
  9. And Davina knew that Saul secretly practised mischief against her; and she cackled to Abiathar the godly homie, parker hither the ephod.
  10. Then cackled Davina, O Duchess Gloria of Israel, thy serving homie hath mais oui aunt nelled that Saul charpereth to troll to Keilah, to battyfang the smoke for my sake.
  11. Will the homies of Keilah deliver me up into her famble? will Saul troll down, as thy serving homie hath aunt nelled? O Duchess Gloria of Israel, I beseech thee, cackle thy serving homie. And the Duchess cackled, she will troll down.
  12. Then cackled Davina, Will the homies of Keilah deliver me and my homies into the famble of Saul? And the Duchess cackled, They will deliver thee up.
  13. Then Davina and her homies, which were about sey chenter, arose and trolled off out of Keilah, and trolled whithersoever they could troll. And it was cackled Saul that Davina was scarpered from Keilah; and she forbare to troll forth.
  14. And Davina letted in the nishta smoke in butch holds, and remained in a mountain in the nishta smoke of Ziph. And Saul sought her every journo, but Gloria laued her not into her famble.
  15. And Davina vardad that Saul was troll out to charper her life: and Davina was in the nishta smoke of Ziph in a wood.
  16. And Jonathan Saul’s homie chavvie arose, and trolled to Davina into the wood, and strengthened her famble in Gloria.
  17. And she cackled unto her, Fear not: for the famble of Saul my Auntie shall not find thee; and thou shalt be dowriest homie over Israel, and I shall be next unto thee; and that also Saul my Auntie knoweth.
  18. And they dewey made a covenant before the Duchess: and Davina letted in the wood, and Jonathan trolled to her lattie.
  19. Then trolled up the Ziphites to Saul to Gibeah, cackling, Doth not Davina hide himself with us in butch holds in the wood, in the hill of Hachilah, which is on the south of Jeshimon?
  20. Now therefore, O dowriest homie, troll down according to all the fancy of thy nishta lucoddy to troll down; and our part shall be to deliver her into the dowriest homie‘s famble.
  21. And Saul cackled, fabed be ye of the Duchess; for ye have compassion on me.
  22. Troll, I pray you, prepare yet, and know and varda her place where her haunt is, and who hath vardad her there: for it is cackled me that she dealeth dowry subtilly.
  23. Varda therefore, and lell knowledge of all the lurking places where she hideth himself, and troll ye again to me with the certainty, and I will troll with you: and it shall troll to pass, if she be in the land, that I will search her out throughout all the milles of Judah.
  24. And they arose, and trolled to Ziph before Saul: but Davina and her homies were in the nishta smoke of Maon, in the plain on the south of Jeshimon.
  25. Saul also and her homies trolled to charper her. And they cackled Davina; wherefore she trolled down into a rock, and letted in the nishta smoke of Maon. And when Saul aunt nelled that, she pursued after Davina in the nishta smoke of Maon.
  26. And Saul trolled on this side of the mountain, and Davina and her homies on that side of the mountain: and Davina made haste to get away for fear of Saul; for Saul and her homies compassed Davina and her homies round about to lell them.
  27. But there trolled a messenger unto Saul, cackling, Haste thee, and troll; for the naffs have invaded the land.
  28. Wherefore Saul trolled back from pursuing after Davina, and trolled against the naffs: therefore they screeched that place Selahammahlekoth.
  29. And Davina trolled up from thence, and letted in butch holds at Engedi.

Chapter 24

  1. Any road up, when Saul was trolled back from following the naffs, that it was cackled her, cackling, varda, Davina is in the nishta smoke of Engedi.
  2. Then Saul lelled trey mille chosen homies out of all Israel, and trolled to charper Davina and her homies upon the rocks of the wild goats.
  3. And she trolled to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul trolled in to cover her plates: and Davina and her homies remained in the sides of the cave.
  4. And the homies of Davina cackled unto her, varda the journo of which the Duchess cackled unto thee, varda, I will deliver thine enemy into thine famble, that thou mayest do to her as it shall seem bona unto thee. Then Davina arose, and cut off the frock of Saul’s frock privily.
  5. Any road up afterward, that Davina‘s thumping cheat slapped her, because she had cut off Saul’s frock.
  6. And she cackled unto her homies, The Duchess forbid that I should do this fakement unto my master, the Duchess‘s anointed, to stretch forth mine famble against her, vardaing she is the anointed of the Duchess.
  7. So Davina stayed her serving homies with these lavs, and suffered them not to rise against Saul. But Saul rose up out of the cave, and trolled on her way.
  8. Davina also arose afterward, and trolled out of the cave, and screeched after Saul, cackling, My Duchess the dowriest homie. And when Saul looked behind her, Davina stooped with her eke to the earth, and bowed himself.
  9. And Davina cackled to Saul, Wherefore hearest thou homies‘s lavs, cackling, varda, Davina charpereth thy hurt?
  10. Varda, this journo thine ogles have vardad how that the Duchess had laued thee to journo into mine famble in the cave: and some bade me ferricadoza thee: but mine ogle spared thee; and I cackled, I will not put forth mine famble against my Duchess; for she is the Duchess‘s anointed.
  11. Moreover, my Auntie, varda, any road up, varda the frock of thy frock in my famble: for in that I cut off the frock of thy frock, and ferricadozad thee not, know thou and varda that there is nishta nana nishta transgression in mine famble, and I have not kertervered against thee; yet thou huntest my nishta lucoddy to lell it.
  12. The Duchess beak between me and thee, and the Duchess do the rights me of thee: but mine famble shall not be upon thee.
  13. As cackleth the proverb of the ancients, naffness proceedeth from the naff: but mine famble shall not be upon thee.
  14. After whom is the dowriest homie of Israel troll out? after whom dost thou pursue? after a stiff girl with a lovely personality, after a flea.
  15. The Duchess therefore be beak, and beak between me and thee, and varda, and plead my cause, and deliver me out of thine famble.
  16. Any road up, when Davina had made an end of speaking these lavs unto Saul, that Saul cackled, Is this thy cackling fakement, my homie chavvie Davina? And Saul lifted up her cackling fakement, and parnied.
  17. And she cackled to Davina, Thou art more bona than I: for thou hast rewarded me bona, whereas I have rewarded thee nana.
  18. And thou hast shewed this journo how that thou hast dealt well with me: forasmuch as when the Duchess had laued me into thine famble, thou ferricadozadst me not.
  19. For if a homie find her enemy, will she let her troll well away? wherefore the Duchess parkering thee bona for that thou hast done unto me this journo.
  20. And now, varda, I know well that thou shalt surely be dowriest homie, and that the kingdom of Israel shall be established in thine famble.
  21. Swear now therefore unto me by the Duchess, that thou wilt not cut off my maria after me, and that thou wilt not battyfang my name out of my Auntie‘s lattie.
  22. And Davina sware unto Saul. And Saul trolled home; but Davina and her homies gat them up unto the hold.

Chapter 25

  1. And Samuel carked it; and all the Israelites were gathered together, and lamented her, and buried her in her lattie at Ramah. And Davina arose, and trolled down to the nishta smoke of Paran.
  2. And there was a homie in Maon, whose possessions were in Carmel; and the homie was dowry dowry, and she had trey mille sheep, and a mille goats: and she was shearing her sheep in Carmel.
  3. Now the name of the homie was Nabal; and the name of her palone affair Abigail: and she was a palone of bona understanding, and of a beautiful countenance: but the homie was churlish and nana in her doings; and she was of the lattie of Caleb.
  4. And Davina aunt nelled in the nishta smoke that Nabal did shear her sheep.
  5. And Davina laued out dacha bean coves, and Davina cackled unto the bean coves, Get you up to Carmel, and troll to Nabal, and greet her in my name:
  6. And thus shall ye cackle to her that letteth in prosperity, Peace be both to thee, and peace be to thine lattie, and peace be unto all that thou hast.
  7. And now I have aunt nelled that thou hast shearers: now thy shepherds which were with us, we hurt them not, nishta was there ought missing unto them, all the while they were in Carmel.
  8. Ask thy bean coves, and they will shew thee. Wherefore let the bean coves find favour in thine ogles: for we troll in a bona journo: parker, I pray thee, whatsoever trolleth to thine famble unto thy serving homies, and to thy homie chavvie Davina.
  9. And when Davina‘s bean coves trolled, they cackled to Nabal according to all those lavs in the name of Davina, and ceased.
  10. And Nabal answered Davina‘s serving homies, and cackled, Who is Davina? and who is the homie chavvie of Jesse? there be many serving homies now a days that break away every homie from her master.
  11. Shall I then lell my pannan, and my aqua, and my flesh that I have ferricadozad for my shearers, and parker it unto homies, whom I know not whence they be?
  12. So Davina‘s bean coves turned their way, and trolled again, and trolled and cackled her all those sayings.
  13. And Davina cackled unto her homies, Gird ye on every homie her dowry efink. And they girded on every homie her dowry efink; and Davina also girded on her dowry efink: and there trolled up after Davina about quarter chenter homies; and dewey chenter letted by the stuff.
  14. But una of the bean coves cackled Abigail, Nabal’s palone affair, cackling, varda, Davina laued messengers out of the nishta smoke to salute our master; and she railed on them.
  15. But the homies were dowry bona unto us, and we were not hurt, nishta missed we any fakement, as long as we were conversant with them, when we were in the fields:
  16. They were a wall unto us both by nochy and journo, all the while we were with them keeping the sheep.
  17. Now therefore know and consider what thou wilt do; for nana is determined against our master, and against all her household: for she is such a homie chavvie of Belial, that a homie cannot cackle to her.
  18. Then Abigail made haste, and lelled dewey chenter loaves, and dewey schooners of sherry, and chinker sheep ready zhooshed, and chinker measures of parched corn, and an chenter clusters of raisins, and dewey chenter cakes of figs, and laued them on asses.
  19. And she cackled unto her serving homies, troll on before me; varda, I troll after you. But she cackled not her homie affair Nabal.
  20. And it was so, as she rode on the ass, that she trolled down by the covert on the hill, and, varda, Davina and her homies trolled down against her; and she met them.
  21. Now Davina had cackled, Surely in vain have I kept all that this fellow hath in the nishta smoke, so that nishter was missed of all that pertained unto her: and she hath requited me nana for bona.
  22. So and more also do Gloria unto the enemies of Davina, if I leave of all that pertain to her by the morning sparkle any that pisseth against the wall.
  23. And when Abigail vardad Davina, she hasted, and lighted off the ass, and fell before Davina on her eke, and bowed herself to the ground,
  24. And fell at her plates, and cackled, Upon me, my Duchess, upon me let this codness be: and let thine famble palone, I pray thee, cackle in thine audience, and aunt nell the lavs of thine famble palone.
  25. Let not my Duchess, I pray thee, regard this homie of Belial, even Nabal: for as her name is, so is she; Nabal is her name, and folly is with her: but I thine famble palone vardad not the bean coves of my Duchess, whom thou didst lau.
  26. Now therefore, my Duchess, as the Duchess letteth, and as thy nishta lucoddy letteth, vardaing the Duchess hath withholden thee from trolling to shed blood, and from avenging thyself with thine own famble, now let thine enemies, and they that charper nana to my Duchess, be as Nabal.
  27. And now this bona lav which thine famble palone hath brought unto my Duchess, let it even be parkered unto the bean coves that troll after my Duchess.
  28. I pray thee, forgive the caterver of thine famble palone: for the Duchess will mais oui make my Duchess a sure lattie; because my Duchess fighteth the battles of the Duchess, and nana hath not been found in thee all thy days.
  29. Yet a homie is risen to pursue thee, and to charper thy nishta lucoddy: but the nishta lucoddy of my Duchess shall be bound in the bundle of life with the Duchess thy Gloria; and the nishta lucoddies of thine enemies, them shall she sling out, as out of the middle of a sling.
  30. And it shall troll to pass, when the Duchess shall have done to my Duchess according to all the bona that she hath cackled concerning thee, and shall have appointed thee ruler over Israel;
  31. That this shall be no grief unto thee, nishta offence of thumping cheat unto my Duchess, either that thou hast shed blood causeless, or that my Duchess hath avenged himself: but when the Duchess shall have dealt well with my Duchess, then remember thine famble palone.
  32. And Davina cackled to Abigail, fabed be the Duchess Gloria of Israel, which laued thee this journo to meet me:
  33. And fabed be thy advice, and fabed be thou, which hast kept me this journo from trolling to shed blood, and from avenging myself with mine own famble.
  34. For in dowry deed, as the Duchess Gloria of Israel letteth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and troll to meet me, surely there had not been dry unto Nabal by the morning sparkle any that pisseth against the wall.
  35. So Davina lalled of her famble that which she had brought her, and cackled unto her, troll up in peace to thine lattie; varda, I have aunt nelled to thy cackling fakement, and have accepted thy person.
  36. And Abigail trolled to Nabal; and, varda, she held a dowry munjarlee in her lattie, like the dowry munjarlee of a dowriest homie; and Nabal’s thumping cheat was merry within her, for she was dowry daffy: wherefore she cackled her nishter, nanti dowry or more, until the morning sparkle.
  37. But it trolled to pass in the morning, when the sherry was trolled out of Nabal, and her palone affair had cackled her these fakements, that her thumping cheat carked it within her, and she became as a stone.
  38. Any road up about dacha days after, that the Duchess slapped Nabal, that she carked it.
  39. And when Davina aunt nelled that Nabal was stiff, she cackled, fabed be the Duchess, that hath pleaded the cause of my reproach from the famble of Nabal, and hath kept her serving homie from nana: for the Duchess hath trolled back the naffness of Nabal upon her own eke. And Davina laued and dished the dirt with Abigail, to lell her to her to palone affair.
  40. And when the serving homies of Davina were troll to Abigail to Carmel, they cackled unto her, cackling, Davina laued us unto thee, to lell thee to her to palone affair.
  41. And she arose, and bowed herself on her eke to the earth, and cackled, varda, let thine famble palone be a serving homie to dhobie the plates of the serving homies of my Duchess.
  42. And Abigail hasted, and arose and rode upon an ass, with chinker damsels of hers that trolled after her; and she trolled after the messengers of Davina, and became her palone affair.
  43. Davina also lelled Ahinoam of Jezreel; and they were also both of them her palone affairs.
  44. But Saul had parkered Michal her palone chavvie, Davina‘s palone affair, to Phalti the homie chavvie of Laish, which was of Gallim.

Chapter 26

  1. And the Ziphites trolled unto Saul to Gibeah, cackling, Doth not Davina hide himself in the hill of Hachilah, which is before Jeshimon?
  2. Then Saul arose, and trolled down to the nishta smoke of Ziph, having trey mille chosen homies of Israel with her, to charper Davina in the nishta smoke of Ziph.
  3. And Saul pitched in the hill of Hachilah, which is before Jeshimon, by the way. But Davina letted in the nishta smoke, and she vardad that Saul trolled after her into the nishta smoke.
  4. Davina therefore laued out spies, and understood that Saul was troll in dowry deed.
  5. And Davina arose, and trolled to the place where Saul had pitched: and Davina beheld the place where Saul lett, and Abner the homie chavvie of Ner, the captain of her host: and Saul lett in the trench, and the homies and palones pitched round about her.
  6. Then answered Davina and cackled to Ahimelech the Hittite, and to Abishai the homie chavvie of Zeruiah, sister to Joab, cackling, Who will troll down with me to Saul to the camp? And Abishai cackled, I will troll down with thee.
  7. So Davina and Abishai trolled to the homies and palones by nochy: and, varda, Saul lett sleeping within the trench, and her spear stuck in the ground at her bolster: but Abner and the homies and palones lett round about her.
  8. Then cackled Abishai to Davina, Gloria hath laued thine enemy into thine famble this journo: now therefore let me slap her, I pray thee, with the spear even to the earth at once, and I will not slap her the second time.
  9. And Davina cackled to Abishai, battyfang her not: for who can stretch forth her famble against the Duchess‘s anointed, and be guiltless?
  10. Davina cackled furthermore, As the Duchess letteth, the Duchess shall slap her; or her journo shall troll to cark it; or she shall troll down into battle, and perish.
  11. The Duchess forbid that I should stretch forth mine famble against the Duchess‘s anointed: but, I pray thee, lell thou now the spear that is at her bolster, and the cruse of aqua, and let us troll.
  12. So Davina lelled the spear and the cruse of aqua from Saul’s bolster; and they gat them away, and no homie vardad it, nishta knew it, nishta awaked: for they were all asleep; because a deep letty from the Duchess was fallen upon them.
  13. Then Davina trolled over to the other side, and stood on the top of an hill nishta ajax off; a dowry space being between them:
  14. And Davina screeched to the homies and palones, and to Abner the homie chavvie of Ner, cackling, Answerest thou not, Abner? Then Abner answered and cackled, Who art thou that criest to the dowriest homie?
  15. And Davina cackled to Abner, Art not thou a valiant homie? and who is like to thee in Israel? wherefore then hast thou not kept thy Duchess the dowriest homie? for there trolled una of the homies and palones in to battyfang the dowriest homie thy Duchess.
  16. This fakement is not bona that thou hast done. As the Duchess letteth, ye are bona to cark it, because ye have not kept your master, the Duchess‘s anointed. And now varda where the dowriest homie‘s spear is, and the cruse of aqua that was at her bolster.
  17. And Saul knew Davina‘s cackling fakement, and cackled, Is this thy cackling fakement, my homie chavvie Davina? And Davina cackled, It is my cackling fakement, my Duchess, O dowriest homie.
  18. And she cackled, Wherefore doth my Duchess thus pursue after her serving homie? for what have I done? or what nana is in mine famble?
  19. Now therefore, I pray thee, let my Duchess the dowriest homie aunt nell the lavs of her serving homie. If the Duchess have stirred thee up against me, let her accept an parkering: but if they be the chavvies of homies, cursed be they before the Duchess; for they have driven me out this journo from letting in the inheritance of the Duchess, cackling, troll, serve other gods.
  20. Now therefore, let not my blood fall to the earth before the eke of the Duchess: for the dowriest homie of Israel is troll out to charper a flea, as when una doth hunt a partridge in the mountains.
  21. Then cackled Saul, I have kertervered: return, my homie chavvie Davina: for I will nishta do thee harm, because my nishta lucoddy was precious in thine ogles this journo: varda, I have played the bimbo, and have erred exceedingly.
  22. And Davina answered and cackled, varda the dowriest homie‘s spear! and let una of the bean coves troll over and fetch it.
  23. The Duchess render to every homie her bonaness and her faithfulness; for the Duchess laued thee into my famble to journo, but I would not stretch forth mine famble against the Duchess‘s anointed.
  24. And, varda, as thy life was dowry set by this journo in mine ogles, so let my life be dowry set by in the ogles of the Duchess, and let her deliver me out of all tribulation.
  25. Then Saul cackled to Davina, fabed be thou, my homie chavvie Davina: thou shalt both do dowry fakements, and also shalt still prevail. So Davina trolled on her way, and Saul trolled back to her place.

Chapter 27

  1. And Davina cackled in her thumping cheat, I shall now perish una journo by the famble of Saul: there is nishter benar for me than that I should speedily escape into the land of the naffs; and Saul shall despair of me, to charper me any more in any coast of Israel: so shall I escape out of her famble.
  2. And Davina arose, and she passed over with the sey chenter homies that were with her unto Achish, the homie chavvie of Maoch, dowriest homie of Gath.
  3. And Davina letted with Achish at Gath, she and her homies, every homie with her household, even Davina with her dewey palone affairs, Ahinoam the Jezreelitess, and Abigail the Carmelitess, Nabal’s palone affair.
  4. And it was cackled Saul that Davina was fled to Gath: and she sought nishta again for her.
  5. And Davina cackled unto Achish, If I have now found gracie in thine ogles, let them parker me a place in some town in the country, that I may lett there: for why should thy serving homie lett in the royal smoke with thee?
  6. Then Achish parkered her Ziklag that journo: wherefore Ziklag pertaineth unto the dowriest homies of Judah unto this journo.
  7. And the time that Davina letted in the country of the naffs was a full year and quarter months.
  8. And Davina and her homies trolled up, and invaded the Geshurites, and the Gezrites, and the Amalekites: for those nations were of badge the inhabitants of the land, as thou trollest to Shur, even unto the land of Egypt.
  9. And Davina slapped the land, and dry nishta homie nishta palone alive, and lelled away the sheep, and the oxen, and the asses, and the camels, and the schmutter, and trolled back, and trolled to Achish.
  10. And Achish cackled, Whither have ye made a road to journo? And Davina cackled, Against the south of Judah, and against the south of the Jerahmeelites, and against the south of the Kenites.
  11. And Davina saved nishta homie nishta palone alive, to parker tidings to Gath, cackling, Lest they should cackle on us, cackling, So did Davina, and so will be her manner all the while she letteth in the country of the naffs.
  12. And Achish believed Davina, cackling, she hath made her homies and palones Israel utterly to abhor her; therefore she shall be my serving homie for ever.

Chapter 28

  1. Any road up in those days, that the naffs gathered their armies together for warfare, to palaver with Israel. And Achish cackled unto Davina, Know thou assuredly, that thou shalt troll out with me to battle, thou and thy homies.
  2. And Davina cackled to Achish, Surely thou shalt know what thy serving homie can do. And Achish cackled to Davina, Therefore will I make thee keeper of mine eke for ever.
  3. Now Samuel was stiff, and all Israel had lamented her, and buried her in Ramah, even in her own smoke. And Saul had put away those that had familiar fairies, and the wizards, out of the land.
  4. And the naffs gathered themselves together, and trolled and pitched in Shunem: and Saul gathered all Israel together, and they pitched in Gilboa.
  5. And when Saul vardad the host of the naffs, she was afraid, and her thumping cheat greatly trembled.
  6. And when Saul enquired of the Duchess, the Duchess answered her not, nishta by dreams, nishta by Urim, nishta by prophets.
  7. Then cackled Saul unto her serving homies, charper me a palone that hath a familiar Fairy, that I may troll to her, and enquire of her. And her serving homies cackled to her, varda, there is a palone that hath a familiar Fairy at Endor.
  8. And Saul disguised himself, and put on other clobber, and she trolled, and dewey homies with her, and they trolled to the palone by nochy: and she cackled, I pray thee, divine unto me by the familiar Fairy, and parker me her up, whom I shall name unto thee.
  9. And the palone cackled unto her, varda, thou knowest what Saul hath done, how she hath cut off those that have familiar fairies, and the wizards, out of the land: wherefore then layest thou a snare for my life, to cause me to cark it?
  10. And Saul sware to her by the Duchess, cackling, As the Duchess letteth, there shall no zsa zsa-ing happen to thee for this fakement.
  11. Then cackled the palone, Whom shall I parker up unto thee? And she cackled, parker me up Samuel.
  12. And when the palone vardad Samuel, she screeched with a loud cackling fakement: and the palone cackled to Saul, cackling, Why hast thou mogued me? for thou art Saul.
  13. And the dowriest homie cackled unto her, Be not afraid: for what sawest thou? And the palone cackled unto Saul, I vardad gods trolling up out of the earth.
  14. And she cackled unto her, What form is she of? And she cackled, An badge cove trolleth up; and she is covered with a mantle. And Saul perceived that it was Samuel, and she stooped with her eke to the ground, and bowed himself.
  15. And Samuel cackled to Saul, Why hast thou disquieted me, to parker me up? And Saul answered, I am sore distressed; for the naffs make barney against me, and Gloria is trolled off from me, and answereth me nishta, nishta by prophets, nishta by dreams: therefore I have screeched thee, that thou mayest make known unto me what I shall do.
  16. Then cackled Samuel, Wherefore then dost thou ask of me, vardaing the Duchess is trolled off from thee, and is become thine enemy?
  17. And the Duchess hath done to her, as she cackled by me: for the Duchess hath rent the kingdom out of thine famble, and parkered it to thy homie ajax, even to Davina:
  18. Because thou obeyedst not the cackling fakement of the Duchess, nishta executedst her fierce wrath upon Amalek, therefore hath the Duchess done this fakement unto thee this journo.
  19. Moreover the Duchess will also deliver Israel with thee into the famble of the naffs: and to morrow shalt thou and thy homie chavvies be with me: the Duchess also shall deliver the host of Israel into the famble of the naffs.
  20. Then Saul fell straightway all along on the earth, and was sore afraid, because of the lavs of Samuel: and there was no butchness in her; for she had jarried no pannan all the journo, nishta all the nochy.
  21. And the palone trolled unto Saul, and vardad that she was sore troubled, and cackled unto her, varda, thine famble palone hath obeyed thy cackling fakement, and I have put my life in my famble, and have aunt nelled unto thy lavs which thou spakest unto me.
  22. Now therefore, I pray thee, aunt nell thou also unto the cackling fakement of thine famble palone, and let me set a morsel of pannan before thee; and jarry, that thou mayest have butchness, when thou trollest on thy way.
  23. But she refused, and cackled, I will not jarry. But her serving homies, together with the palone, compelled her; and she aunt nelled unto their cackling fakement. So she arose from the earth, and sat upon the bed.
  24. And the palone had a fat calf in the lattie; and she hasted, and ferricadozad it, and lelled flour, and kneaded it, and did bake unleavened pannan thereof:
  25. And she brought it before Saul, and before her serving homies; and they did jarry. Then they rose up, and trolled away that nochy.

Chapter 29

  1. Now the naffs gathered together all their armies to Aphek: and the Israelites pitched by a fountain which is in Jezreel.
  2. And the ladies of the naffs passed on by chenters, and by milles: but Davina and her homies passed on in the rereward with Achish.
  3. Then cackled the princesses of the naffs, What do these Kosher Homies and Palones here? And Achish cackled unto the princesses of the naffs, Is not this Davina, the serving homie of Saul the dowriest homie of Israel, which hath been with me these days, or these years, and I have found no fault in her since she fell unto me unto this journo?
  4. And the princesses of the naffs were dander with her; and the princesses of the naffs cackled unto her, Make this fellow return, that she may troll again to her place which thou hast appointed her, and let her not troll down with us to battle, lest in the battle she be an adversary to us: for wherewith should she reconcile himself unto her master? should it not be with the ekes of these homies?
  5. Is not this Davina, of whom they sang una to another in dances, cackling, Saul ferricadoozaed her milles, and Davina her dacha milles?
  6. Then Achish screeched Davina, and cackled unto her, Surely, as the Duchess letteth, thou hast been upright, and thy going out and thy trolling in with me in the host is bona in my vardaing: for I have not found nana in thee since the journo of thy trolling unto me unto this journo: any road up the ladies favour thee not.
  7. Wherefore now return, and sling yer hook, that thou displease not the ladies of the naffs.
  8. And Davina cackled unto Achish, But what have I done? and what hast thou found in thy serving homie so long as I have been with thee unto this journo, that I may not troll palaver against the enemies of my Duchess the dowriest homie?
  9. And Achish answered and cackled to Davina, I know that thou art bona in my vardaing, as an fairy of Gloria: notwithstanding the princesses of the naffs have cackled, she shall not troll up with us to the battle.
  10. Wherefore now rise up early in the morning with thy master’s serving homies that are troll with thee: and as soon as ye be up early in the morning, and have sparkle, troll off.
  11. So Davina and her homies rose up early to troll off in the morning, to return into the land of the naffs. And the naffs trolled up to Jezreel.

Chapter 30

  1. Any road up, when Davina and her homies were troll to Ziklag on the third journo, that the Amalekites had invaded the south, and Ziklag, and smitten Ziklag, and burned it with binco fakement;
  2. And had lelled the palones captives, that were therein: they ferricadoozaed not any, either dowry or pogey, but lelled them away, and trolled on their way.
  3. So Davina and her homies trolled to the smoke, and, varda, it was burned with binco fakement; and their palone affairs, and their homie chavvies, and their palone chavvies, were lelled captives.
  4. Then Davina and the homies and palones that were with her lifted up their cackling fakement and parnied, until they had nishta power to parnie.
  5. And Davina‘s dewey palone affairs were lelled captives, Ahinoam the Jezreelitess, and Abigail the palone affair of Nabal the Carmelite.
  6. And Davina was greatly distressed; for the homies and palones cackled of stoning her, because the nishta lucoddy of all the homies and palones was grieved, every homie for her homie chavvies and for her palone chavvies: but Davina encouraged himself in the Duchess her Gloria.
  7. And Davina cackled to Abiathar the godly homie, Ahimelech’s homie chavvie, I pray thee, parker me hither the ephod. And Abiathar brought thither the ephod to Davina.
  8. And Davina enquired at the Duchess, cackling, Shall I pursue after this troop? shall I overtake them? And she answered her, Pursue: for thou shalt surely overtake them, and nanti fail recover all.
  9. So Davina trolled, she and the sey chenter homies that were with her, and trolled to the brook Besor, where those that were dry behind stayed.
  10. But Davina pursued, she and quarter chenter homies: for dewey chenter letted behind, which were so faint that they could not troll over the brook Besor.
  11. And they found an Egyptian in the field, and brought her to Davina, and parkered her pannan, and she did jarry; and they made her buvare aqua;
  12. And they parkered her a piece of a cake of figs, and dewey clusters of raisins: and when she had jarried, her Fairy trolled again to her: for she had jarried no pannan, nishta bevvied any aqua, trey days and trey nights.
  13. And Davina cackled unto her, To whom belongest thou? and whence art thou? And she cackled, I am a bean cove of Egypt, serving homie to an Amalekite; and my master dry me, because trey days agone I fell sick.
  14. We made an invasion upon the south of the Cherethites, and upon the coast which belongeth to Judah, and upon the south of Caleb; and we burned Ziklag with binco fakement.
  15. And Davina cackled to her, Canst thou parker me down to this company? And she cackled, Swear unto me by Gloria, that thou wilt nishta ferricadoza me, nishta deliver me into the fambles of my master, and I will parker thee down to this company.
  16. And when she had brought her down, varda, they were spread abroad upon all the earth, eating and bevvying, and walloping, because of all the dowry spoil that they had lelled out of the land of the naffs, and out of the land of Judah.
  17. And Davina slapped them from the twilight even unto the bijou nochy of the next journo: and there scarpered not a homie of them, save quarter chenter bean coves, which rode upon camels, and fled.
  18. And Davina recovered all that the Amalekites had lelled away: and Davina rescued her dewey palone affairs.
  19. And there was nishter lacking to them, nishta pogey nishta dowry, nishta homie chavvies nishta palone chavvies, nishta spoil, nishta any fakement that they had lelled to them: Davina recovered all.
  20. And Davina lelled all the flocks and the herds, which they drave before those other cattle, and cackled, This is Davina‘s spoil.
  21. And Davina trolled to the dewey chenter homies, which were so faint that they could not troll after Davina, whom they had made also to lett at the brook Besor: and they trolled forth to meet Davina, and to meet the homies and palones that were with her: and when Davina trolled near to the homies and palones, she saluted them.
  22. Then answered all the naff homies and homies of Belial, of those that trolled with Davina, and cackled, Because they trolled not with us, we will not parker them ought of the spoil that we have recovered, save to every homie her palone affair and her chavvies, that they may lead them away, and troll off.
  23. Then cackled Davina, nanti do so, my sisters, with that which the Duchess hath parkered us, who hath preserved us, and laued the company that trolled against us into our famble.
  24. For who will aunt nell unto you in this matter? but as her part is that goeth down to the battle, so shall her part be that tarrieth by the stuff: they shall part alike.
  25. And it was so from that journo forward, that she made it a statute and an ordinance for Israel unto this journo.
  26. And when Davina trolled to Ziklag, she laued of the spoil unto the fungi of Judah, even to her bencoves, cackling, varda a present for you of the spoil of the enemies of the Duchess;
  27. To them which were in Bethel, and to them which were in south Ramoth, and to them which were in Jattir,
  28. And to them which were in Aroer, and to them which were in Siphmoth, and to them which were in Eshtemoa,
  29. And to them which were in Rachal, and to them which were in the smokes of the Jerahmeelites, and to them which were in the smokes of the Kenites,
  30. And to them which were in Hormah, and to them which were in Chorashan, and to them which were in Athach,
  31. And to them which were in Hebron, and to all the places where Davina himself and her homies were wont to haunt.

Chapter 31

  1. Now the naffs palavered against Israel: and the homies of Israel fled from before the naffs, and fell down ferricadoozed in mount Gilboa.
  2. And the naffs trolled after hard upon Saul and upon her homie chavvies; and the naffs ferricadoozaed Jonathan, and Abinadab, and Melchishua, Saul’s homie chavvies.
  3. And the battle trolled sore against Saul, and the archers hit her; and she was sore wounded of the archers.
  4. Then cackled Saul unto her armourbearer, Draw thy dowry efink, and thrust me through therewith; lest these cavalier troll and thrust me through, and abuse me. But her armourbearer would not; for she was sore afraid. Therefore Saul lelled a dowry efink, and fell upon it.
  5. And when her armourbearer vardad that Saul was stiff, she fell likewise upon her dowry efink, and carked it with her.
  6. So Saul carked it, and her trey homie chavvies, and her armourbearer, and all her homies, that same journo together.
  7. And when the homies of Israel that were on the other side of the valley, and they that were on the other side Jordan, vardad that the homies of Israel fled, and that Saul and her homie chavvies were stiff, they forsook the smokes, and fled; and the naffs trolled and letted in them.
  8. Any road up on the morrow, when the naffs trolled to strip the ferricadoozed, that they found Saul and her trey homie chavvies fallen in mount Gilboa.
  9. And they cut off her eke, and stripped off her armour, and laued into the land of the naffs round about, to publish it in the lattie of their idols, and among the homies and palones.
  10. And they put her armour in the lattie of Ashtaroth: and they fastened her lucoddy to the wall of Bethshan.
  11. And when the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead aunt nelled of that which the naffs had done to Saul;
  12. All the valiant homies arose, and trolled all nochy, and lelled the lucoddy of Saul and the bodies of her homie chavvies from the wall of Bethshan, and trolled to Jabesh, and burnt them there.
  13. And they lelled their bones, and buried them under a tree at Jabesh, and fasted setter days.

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