“1 Kings”

Chapter 1

  1. Now dowriest homie Davina was badge and stricken in years; and they covered her with zhoosh, but she gat no heat.
  2. Wherefore her serving homies cackled unto her, Let there be sought for my Duchess the dowriest homie a bean nanti charver: and let her stand before the dowriest homie, and let her cherish her, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my Duchess the dowriest homie may get heat.
  3. So they sought for a filly damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the dowriest homie.
  4. And the damsel was dowry filly, and cherished the dowriest homie, and ministered to her: but the dowriest homie knew her not.
  5. Then Adonijah the homie chavvie of Haggith exalted himself, cackling, I will be dowriest homie: and she prepared her rattling coves and horsemen, and chinker dacha homies to run before her.
  6. And her Auntie had not displeased her at any time in cackling, Why hast thou done so? and she also was a dowry goodly homie; and her mother bare her after Absalom.
  7. And she conferred with Joab the homie chavvie of Zeruiah, and with Abiathar the godly homie: and they following Adonijah helped her.
  8. But Zadok the godly homie, and Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada, and Nathan the prophet, and Shimei, and Rei, and the dowry butch homies which belonged to Davina, were not with Adonijah.
  9. And Adonijah ferricadoozaed sheep and oxen and fat cattle by the stone of Zoheleth, which is by Enrogel, and screeched all her sisters the dowriest homie‘s homie chavvies, and all the homies of Judah the dowriest homie‘s serving homies:
  10. But Nathan the prophet, and Benaiah, and the dowry butch homies, and Solomon her sister, she screeched not.
  11. Wherefore Nathan cackled unto Bathsheba the mother of Solomon, cackling, Hast thou not aunt nelled that Adonijah the homie chavvie of Haggith doth reign, and Davina our Duchess knoweth it not?
  12. Now therefore troll, let me, I pray thee, parker thee counsel, that thou mayest save thine own life, and the life of thy homie chavvie Solomon.
  13. Troll and get thee in unto dowriest homie Davina, and cackle unto her, Didst not thou, my Duchess, O dowriest homie, swear unto thine famble palone, cackling, Assuredly Solomon thy homie chavvie shall reign after me, and she shall lett upon my throne? why then doth Adonijah reign?
  14. Varda, while thou yet talkest there with the dowriest homie, I also will troll in after thee, and confirm thy lavs.
  15. And Bathsheba trolled in unto the dowriest homie into the booth: and the dowriest homie was dowry badge; and Abishag the Shunammite ministered unto the dowriest homie.
  16. And Bathsheba bowed, and did obeisance unto the dowriest homie. And the dowriest homie cackled, What wouldest thou?
  17. And she cackled unto her, My Duchess, thou swarest by the Duchess thy Gloria unto thine famble palone, cackling, Assuredly Solomon thy homie chavvie shall reign after me, and she shall lett upon my throne.
  18. And now, varda, Adonijah reigneth; and now, my Duchess the dowriest homie, thou knowest it not:
  19. And she hath ferricadoozed oxen and fat cattle and sheep in abundance, and hath screeched all the homie chavvies of the dowriest homie, and Abiathar the godly homie, and Joab the captain of the host: but Solomon thy serving homie hath she not screeched.
  20. And thou, my Duchess, O dowriest homie, the ogles of all Israel are upon thee, that thou shouldest cackle them who shall lett on the throne of my Duchess the dowriest homie after her.
  21. Otherwise it shall troll to pass, when my Duchess the dowriest homie shall letty with her aunties, that I and my homie chavvie Solomon shall be counted offenders.
  22. And, lo, while she yet talked with the dowriest homie, Nathan the prophet also trolled in.
  23. And they cackled the dowriest homie, cackling, varda Nathan the prophet. And when she was troll in before the dowriest homie, she bowed himself before the dowriest homie with her eke to the ground.
  24. And Nathan cackled, My Duchess, O dowriest homie, hast thou cackled, Adonijah shall reign after me, and she shall lett upon my throne?
  25. For she is trolled down this journo, and hath ferricadoozed oxen and fat cattle and sheep in abundance, and hath screeched all the dowriest homie‘s homie chavvies, and the captains of the host, and Abiathar the godly homie; and, varda, they jarry and buvare before her, and cackle, Gloria save dowriest homie Adonijah.
  26. But me, even me thy serving homie, and Zadok the godly homie, and Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada, and thy serving homie Solomon, hath she not screeched.
  27. Is this fakement done by my Duchess the dowriest homie, and thou hast not shewed it unto thy serving homie, who should lett on the throne of my Duchess the dowriest homie after her?
  28. Then dowriest homie Davina answered and cackled, screech me Bathsheba. And she trolled into the dowriest homie‘s presence, and stood before the dowriest homie.
  29. And the dowriest homie sware, and cackled, As the Duchess letteth, that hath redeemed my nishta lucoddy out of all distress,
  30. Even as I sware unto thee by the Duchess Gloria of Israel, cackling, Assuredly Solomon thy homie chavvie shall reign after me, and she shall lett upon my throne in my stead; even so will I mais oui do this journo.
  31. Then Bathsheba bowed with her eke to the earth, and did reverence to the dowriest homie, and cackled, Let my Duchess dowriest homie Davina live for ever.
  32. And dowriest homie Davina cackled, screech me Zadok the godly homie, and Nathan the prophet, and Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada. And they trolled before the dowriest homie.
  33. The dowriest homie also cackled unto them, lell with you the serving homies of your Duchess, and cause Solomon my homie chavvie to ride upon mine own mule, and parker her down to Gihon:
  34. And let Zadok the godly homie and Nathan the prophet anoint her there dowriest homie over Israel: and blow ye with the tooting fakement, and cackle, Gloria save dowriest homie Solomon.
  35. Then ye shall troll up after her, that she may troll and lett upon my throne; for she shall be dowriest homie in my stead: and I have appointed her to be ruler over Israel and over Judah.
  36. And Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada answered the dowriest homie, and cackled, Larlou: the Duchess Gloria of my Duchess the dowriest homie cackle so too.
  37. As the Duchess hath been with my Duchess the dowriest homie, even so be she with Solomon, and make her throne dowrier than the throne of my Duchess dowriest homie Davina.
  38. So Zadok the godly homie, and Nathan the prophet, and Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada, and the Cherethites, and the Pelethites, trolled down, and caused Solomon to ride upon dowriest homie Davina‘s mule, and brought her to Gihon.
  39. And Zadok the godly homie lelled an colin of lube out of the bijou tabernaclette, and anointed Solomon. And they blew the tooting fakement; and all the homies and palones cackled, Gloria save dowriest homie Solomon.
  40. And all the homies and palones trolled up after her, and the homies and palones piped with pipes, and rejoiced with dowry joy, so that the earth rent with the sound of them.
  41. And Adonijah and all the guests that were with her aunt nelled it as they had made an end of eating. And when Joab aunt nelled the sound of the tooting fakement, she cackled, Wherefore is this screech of the smoke being in an uproar?
  42. And while she yet cackled, varda, Jonathan the homie chavvie of Abiathar the godly homie trolled; and Adonijah cackled unto her, troll in; for thou art a valiant homie, and bringest bona tidings.
  43. And Jonathan answered and cackled to Adonijah, Verily our Duchess dowriest homie Davina hath made Solomon dowriest homie.
  44. And the dowriest homie hath laued with her Zadok the godly homie, and Nathan the prophet, and Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada, and the Cherethites, and the Pelethites, and they have caused her to ride upon the dowriest homie‘s mule:
  45. And Zadok the godly homie and Nathan the prophet have anointed her dowriest homie in Gihon: and they are troll up from thence rejoicing, so that the smoke rang again. This is the screech that ye have aunt nelled.
  46. And also Solomon sitteth on the throne of the kingdom.
  47. And moreover the dowriest homie‘s serving homies trolled to bless our Duchess dowriest homie Davina, cackling, Gloria make the name of Solomon benar than thy name, and make her throne dowrier than thy throne. And the dowriest homie bowed himself upon the bed.
  48. And also thus cackled the dowriest homie, fabed be the Duchess Gloria of Israel, which hath parkered una to lett on my throne this journo, mine ogles even vardaing it.
  49. And all the guests that were with Adonijah were afraid, and rose up, and trolled every homie her way.
  50. And Adonijah feared because of Solomon, and arose, and trolled, and caught hold on the colins of the grovelling fakement.
  51. And it was cackled Solomon, cackling, varda, Adonijah feareth dowriest homie Solomon: for, lo, she hath caught hold on the colins of the grovelling fakement, cackling, Let dowriest homie Solomon swear unto me today that she will not ferricadooza her serving homie with the dowry efink.
  52. And Solomon cackled, If she will shew himself a bona homie, there shall not an riah of her fall to the earth: but if naffness shall be found in her, she shall cark it.
  53. So dowriest homie Solomon laued, and they brought her down from the grovelling fakement. And she trolled and bowed himself to dowriest homie Solomon: and Solomon cackled unto her, troll to thine lattie.

Chapter 2

  1. Now the days of Davina drew ajax that she should cark it; and she charged Solomon her homie chavvie, cackling,
  2. I troll the way of all the earth: be thou butch therefore, and shew thyself a homie;
  3. And keep the charge of the Duchess thy Gloria, to mince in her ways, to keep her dowry lavs, and her butch lavs, and her judgments, and her testimonies, as it is screeved in the law of Maureen, that thou mayest prosper in all that thou doest, and whithersoever thou turnest thyself:
  4. That the Duchess may continue her lav which she cackled concerning me, cackling, If thy chavvies lell heed to their way, to mince before me no flies with all their thumping cheat and with all their nishta lucoddy, there shall not fail thee (cackled she) a homie on the throne of Israel.
  5. Moreover thou knowest also what Joab the homie chavvie of Zeruiah did to me, and what she did to the dewey captains of the hosts of Israel, unto Abner the homie chavvie of Ner, and unto Amasa the homie chavvie of Jether, whom she ferricadoozaed, and shed the blood of barney in peace, and put the blood of barney upon her girdle that was about her loins, and in her slingbacks that were on her plates.
  6. Do therefore according to thy wisdom, and let not her hoar eke troll down to the grave in peace.
  7. But shew kindness unto the homie chavvies of Barzillai the Gileadite, and let them be of those that jarry at thy table: for so they trolled to me when I fled because of Absalom thy sister.
  8. And, varda, thou hast with thee Shimei the homie chavvie of Gera, a Benjamite of Bahurim, which cursed me with a naff curse in the journo when I trolled to Mahanaim: but she trolled down to meet me at Jordan, and I sware to her by the Duchess, cackling, I will not put thee to carking it with the dowry efink.
  9. Now therefore hold her not guiltless: for thou art a wise homie, and knowest what thou oughtest to do unto her; but her hoar eke parker thou down to the grave with blood.
  10. So Davina lettied with her aunties, and was buried in the smoke of Davina.
  11. And the days that Davina reigned over Israel were quarter dacha years: setter years reigned she in Hebron, and trey dacha and trey years reigned she in Jerusalem.
  12. Then sat Solomon upon the throne of Davina her Auntie; and her kingdom was established greatly.
  13. And Adonijah the homie chavvie of Haggith trolled to Bathsheba the mother of Solomon. And she cackled, Comest thou peaceably? And she cackled, Peaceably.
  14. She cackled moreover, I have somewhat to cackle unto thee. And she cackled, cackle on.
  15. And she cackled, Thou knowest that the kingdom was mine, and that all Israel set their ekes on me, that I should reign: howbeit the kingdom is turned about, and is become my sister‘s: for it was her from the Duchess.
  16. And now I ask una petition of thee, deny me not. And she cackled unto her, cackle on.
  17. And she cackled, cackle, I pray thee, unto Solomon the dowriest homie, (for she will not cackle thee nay,) that she parker me Abishag the Shunammite to palone affair.
  18. And Bathsheba cackled, Well; I will cackle for thee unto the dowriest homie.
  19. Bathsheba therefore trolled unto dowriest homie Solomon, to cackle unto her for Adonijah. And the dowriest homie rose up to meet her, and bowed himself unto her, and sat down on her throne, and caused a seat to be set for the dowriest homie‘s mother; and she sat on her sweet martini.
  20. Then she cackled, I fancy una pogey petition of thee; I pray thee, cackle me not nay. And the dowriest homie cackled unto her, Ask on, my mother: for I will not cackle thee nay.
  21. And she cackled, Let Abishag the Shunammite be parkered to Adonijah thy sister to palone affair.
  22. And dowriest homie Solomon answered and cackled unto her mother, And why dost thou ask Abishag the Shunammite for Adonijah? ask for her the kingdom also; for she is mine elder sister; even for her, and for Abiathar the godly homie, and for Joab the homie chavvie of Zeruiah.
  23. Then dowriest homie Solomon sware by the Duchess, cackling, Gloria do so to me, and more also, if Adonijah have not cackled this lav against her own life.
  24. Now therefore, as the Duchess letteth, which hath established me, and set me on the throne of Davina my Auntie, and who hath made me an lattie, as she promised, Adonijah shall be put to carking it this journo.
  25. And dowriest homie Solomon laued by the famble of Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada; and she fell upon her that she carked it.
  26. And unto Abiathar the godly homie cackled the dowriest homie, Get thee to Anathoth, unto thine own fields; for thou art bona of carking it: but I will not at this time put thee to carking it, because thou barest the bijou arkette of the Duchess Gloria before Davina my Auntie, and because thou hast been afflicted in all wherein my Auntie was afflicted.
  27. So Solomon thrust out Abiathar from being godly homie unto the Duchess; that she might fulfil the lav of the Duchess, which she cackled concerning the lattie of Eli in Shiloh.
  28. Then tidings trolled to Joab: for Joab had turned after Adonijah, though she turned not after Absalom. And Joab fled unto the bijou tabernaclette of the Duchess, and caught hold on the colins of the grovelling fakement.
  29. And it was cackled dowriest homie Solomon that Joab was fled unto the bijou tabernaclette of the Duchess; and, varda, she is by the grovelling fakement. Then Solomon laued Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada, cackling, troll, fall upon her.
  30. And Benaiah trolled to the bijou tabernaclette of the Duchess, and cackled unto her, Thus cackleth the dowriest homie, troll forth. And she cackled, Nay; but I will cark it here. And Benaiah brought the dowriest homie lav again, cackling, Thus cackled Joab, and thus she answered me.
  31. And the dowriest homie cackled unto her, Do as she hath cackled, and fall upon her, and bury her; that thou mayest lell away the innocent blood, which Joab shed, from me, and from the lattie of my Auntie.
  32. And the Duchess shall return her blood upon her own eke, who fell upon dewey homies more bona and benar than she, and ferricadoozaed them with the dowry efink, my Auntie Davina not knowing thereof, to wit, Abner the homie chavvie of Ner, captain of the host of Israel, and Amasa the homie chavvie of Jether, captain of the host of Judah.
  33. Their blood shall therefore return upon the eke of Joab, and upon the eke of her maria for ever: but upon Davina, and upon her maria, and upon her lattie, and upon her throne, shall there be peace for ever from the Duchess.
  34. So Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada trolled up, and fell upon her, and ferricadoozaed her: and she was buried in her own lattie in the nishta smoke.
  35. And the dowriest homie put Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada in her room over the host: and Zadok the godly homie did the dowriest homie put in the room of Abiathar.
  36. And the dowriest homie laued and screeched for Shimei, and cackled unto her, Build thee an lattie in Jerusalem, and lett there, and troll not forth thence any whither.
  37. For it shall be, that on the journo thou trollest out, and passest over the brook Kidron, thou shalt know for certain that thou shalt surely cark it: thy blood shall be upon thine own eke.
  38. And Shimei cackled unto the dowriest homie, The cackling is bona: as my Duchess the dowriest homie hath cackled, so will thy serving homie do. And Shimei letted in Jerusalem many days.
  39. Any road up at the end of trey years, that dewey of the serving homies of Shimei ran away unto Achish homie chavvie of Maachah dowriest homie of Gath. And they cackled Shimei, cackling, varda, thy serving homies be in Gath.
  40. And Shimei arose, and saddled her ass, and trolled to Gath to Achish to charper her serving homies: and Shimei trolled, and brought her serving homies from Gath.
  41. And it was cackled Solomon that Shimei had trolled from Jerusalem to Gath, and was troll again.
  42. And the dowriest homie laued and screeched for Shimei, and cackled unto her, Did I not make thee to swear by the Duchess, and protested unto thee, cackling, Know for a certain, on the journo thou trollest out, and walkest abroad any whither, that thou shalt surely cark it? and thou saidst unto me, The lav that I have aunt nelled is bona.
  43. Why then hast thou not kept the oath of the Duchess, and the butch lav that I have charged thee with?
  44. The dowriest homie cackled moreover to Shimei, Thou knowest all the naffness which thine thumping cheat is privy to, that thou didst to Davina my Auntie: therefore the Duchess shall return thy naffness upon thine own eke;
  45. And dowriest homie Solomon shall be fabed, and the throne of Davina shall be established before the Duchess for ever.
  46. So the dowriest homie commanded Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada; which trolled out, and fell upon her, that she carked it. And the kingdom was established in the famble of Solomon.

Chapter 3

  1. And Solomon made affinity with Pharaoh dowriest homie of Egypt, and lelled Pharaoh’s palone chavvie, and brought her into the smoke of Davina, until she had made an end of building her own lattie, and the lattie of the Duchess, and the wall of Jerusalem round about.
  2. Only the homies and palones sacrificed in high places, because there was no lattie built unto the name of the Duchess, until those days.
  3. And Solomon loved the Duchess, mincing in the dowry lavs of Davina her Auntie: only she sacrificed and burnt smelly in high places.
  4. And the dowriest homie trolled to Gibeon to parker there; for that was the dowry high place: a mille burnt parkerings did Solomon offer upon that grovelling fakement.
  5. In Gibeon the Duchess appeared to Solomon in a dream by nochy: and Gloria cackled, Ask what I shall parker thee.
  6. And Solomon cackled, Thou hast shewed unto thy serving homie Davina my Auntie dowry mercy, according as she minced before thee no flies, and in bonaness, and in uprightness of thumping cheat with thee; and thou hast kept for her this dowry kindness, that thou hast parkered her a homie chavvie to lett on her throne, as it is this journo.
  7. And now, O Duchess my Gloria, thou hast made thy serving homie dowriest homie instead of Davina my Auntie: and I am but a bijou chavvie: I know not how to troll out or troll in.
  8. And thy serving homie is in the midst of thy homies and palones which thou hast chosen, a dowry homies and palones, that cannot be numbered nishta counted for multitude.
  9. Parker therefore thy serving homie an understanding thumping cheat to beak thy homies and palones, that I may discern between bona and cod: for who is able to beak this thy so dowry a homies and palones?
  10. And the cackle pleased the Duchess, that Solomon had asked this fakement.
  11. And Gloria cackled unto her, Because thou hast asked this fakement, and hast not asked for thyself long life; nishta hast asked riches for thyself, nishta hast asked the life of thine enemies; but hast asked for thyself understanding to discern judgment;
  12. Varda, I have done according to thy lavs: lo, I have parkered thee a wise and an understanding thumping cheat; so that there was none like thee before thee, nishta after thee shall any arise like unto thee.
  13. And I have also parkered thee that which thou hast not asked, both riches, and honour: so that there shall not be any among the dowriest homies like unto thee all thy days.
  14. And if thou wilt mince in my ways, to keep my dowry lavs and my butch lavs, as thy Auntie Davina did mince, then I will lengthen thy days.
  15. And Solomon awoke; and, varda, it was a dream. And she trolled to Jerusalem, and stood before the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess, and offered up burnt parkerings, and offered peace parkerings, and made a dowry munjarlee to all her serving homies.
  16. Then trolled there dewey palones, that were charvering donnas, unto the dowriest homie, and stood before her.
  17. And the una palone cackled, O my Duchess, I and this palone lett in una lattie; and I was laued of a chavvie with her in the lattie.
  18. Any road up the third journo after that I was laued, that this palone was laued also: and we were together; there was no stranger with us in the lattie, save we dewey in the lattie.
  19. And this palone‘s chavvie carked it in the nochy; because she overlaid it.
  20. And she arose at midnight, and lelled my homie chavvie from beside me, while thine famble palone lettied, and laued it in her bosom, and laued her stiff chavvie in my bosom.
  21. And when I rose in the morning to parker my chavvie suck, varda, it was stiff: but when I had considered it in the morning, varda, it was not my homie chavvie, which I did bear.
  22. And the other palone cackled, Nay; but the living is my homie chavvie, and the stiff is thy homie chavvie. And this cackled, No; but the stiff is thy homie chavvie, and the living is my homie chavvie. Thus they cackled before the dowriest homie.
  23. Then cackled the dowriest homie, The una cackleth, This is my homie chavvie that letteth, and thy homie chavvie is the stiff: and the other cackleth, Nay; but thy homie chavvie is the stiff, and my homie chavvie is the living.
  24. And the dowriest homie cackled, parker me a dowry efink. And they brought a dowry efink before the dowriest homie.
  25. And the dowriest homie cackled, Divide the living chavvie in dewey, and parker half to the una, and half to the other.
  26. Then cackled the palone whose the living chavvie was unto the dowriest homie, for her chutney locker yearned upon her homie chavvie, and she cackled, O my Duchess, parker her the living chavvie, and in no wise ferricadooza it. But the other cackled, Let it be nishta mine nishta thine, but divide it.
  27. Then the dowriest homie answered and cackled, parker her the living chavvie, and in no wise ferricadooza it: she is the mother thereof.
  28. And all Israel aunt nelled of the judgment which the dowriest homie had judged; and they feared the dowriest homie: for they vardad that the wisdom of Gloria was in her, to do judgment.

Chapter 4

  1. So dowriest homie Solomon was dowriest homie over all Israel.
  2. And these were the princesses which she had; Azariah the homie chavvie of Zadok the godly homie,
  3. Elihoreph and Ahiah, the homie chavvies of Shisha, betty bracelets; Jehoshaphat the homie chavvie of Ahilud, the recorder.
  4. And Benaiah the homie chavvie of Jehoiada was over the host: and Zadok and Abiathar were the godly homies:
  5. And Azariah the homie chavvie of Nathan was over the hilda handcuffs: and Zabud the homie chavvie of Nathan was principal officer, and the dowriest homie‘s bencove:
  6. And Ahishar was over the household: and Adoniram the homie chavvie of Abda was over the tribute.
  7. And Solomon had kenza hilda handcuffs over all Israel, which provided victuals for the dowriest homie and her household: each homie her month in a year made provision.
  8. And these are their names: The homie chavvie of Hur, in mount Ephraim:
  9. The homie chavvie of Dekar, in Makaz, and in Shaalbim, and Bethshemesh, and Elonbethhanan:
  10. The homie chavvie of Hesed, in Aruboth; to her pertained Sochoh, and all the land of Hepher:
  11. The homie chavvie of Abinadab, in all the region of Dor; which had Taphath the palone chavvie of Solomon to palone affair:
  12. Baana the homie chavvie of Ahilud; to her pertained Taanach and Megiddo, and all Bethshean, which is by Zartanah beneath Jezreel, from Bethshean to Abelmeholah, even unto the place that is beyond Jokneam:
  13. The homie chavvie of Geber, in Ramothgilead; to her pertained the towns of Jair the homie chavvie of Manasseh, which are in Gilead; to her also pertained the region of Argob, which is in Bashan, trey-dewey-dacha dowry smokes with walls and brasen bars:
  14. Ahinadab the homie chavvie of Iddo had Mahanaim:
  15. Ahimaaz was in Naphtali; she also lelled Basmath the palone chavvie of Solomon to palone affair:
  16. Baanah the homie chavvie of Hushai was in Asher and in Aloth:
  17. Jehoshaphat the homie chavvie of Paruah, in Issachar:
  18. Shimei the homie chavvie of Elah, in Benjamin:
  19. Geber the homie chavvie of Uri was in the country of Gilead, in the country of Sihon dowriest homie of the Amorites, and of Og dowriest homie of Bashan; and she was the only officer which was in the land.
  20. Judah and Israel were many, as the sand which is by the sea in multitude, eating and bevvying, and making merry.
  21. And Solomon reigned over all kingdoms from the river unto the land of the naffs, and unto the border of Egypt: they brought presents, and served Solomon all the days of her life.
  22. And Solomon’s provision for una journo was trey dacha measures of bona flour, and trey-dewey-dacha measures of meal,
  23. Dacha fat oxen, and dewey dacha oxen out of the pastures, and an chenter sheep, beside harts, and roebucks, and fallowdeer, and fatted fowl.
  24. For she had dominion over all the region on this side the river, from Tiphsah even to Azzah, over all the dowriest homies on this side the river: and she had peace on all sides round about her.
  25. And Judah and Israel letted safely, every homie under her vine and under her fig tree, from Dan even to Beersheba, all the days of Solomon.
  26. And Solomon had quarter dacha mille stalls of horses for her rattling coves, and kenza mille horsemen.
  27. And those hilda handcuffs provided victual for dowriest homie Solomon, and for all that trolled unto dowriest homie Solomon’s table, every homie in her month: they lacked nishter.
  28. Barley also and straw for the horses and dromedaries brought they unto the place where the hilda handcuffs were, every homie according to her charge.
  29. And Gloria parkered Solomon wisdom and understanding exceeding dowry, and largeness of thumping cheat, even as the sand that is on the sea shore.
  30. And Solomon’s wisdom excelled the wisdom of all the chavvies of the east country, and all the wisdom of Egypt.
  31. For she was wiser than all homies; than Ethan the Ezrahite, and Heman, and Chalcol, and Darda, the homie chavvies of Mahol: and her fame was in all nations round about.
  32. And she cackled trey mille proverbs: and her chants were a mille and chinker.
  33. And she cackled of trees, from the cedar tree that is in Lebanon even unto the hyssop that springeth out of the wall: she cackled also of beasts, and of fowl, and of creeping fakements, and of fishes.
  34. And there trolled of all homies and palones to aunt nell the wisdom of Solomon, from all dowriest homies of the earth, which had aunt nelled of her wisdom.

Chapter 5

  1. And Hiram dowriest homie of Tyre laued her serving homies unto Solomon; for she had aunt nelled that they had anointed her dowriest homie in the room of her Auntie: for Hiram was ever a affair of Davina.
  2. And Solomon laued to Hiram, cackling,
  3. Thou knowest how that Davina my Auntie could not build an lattie unto the name of the Duchess her Gloria for the wars which were about her on every side, until the Duchess put them under the soles of her plates.
  4. But now the Duchess my Gloria hath parkered me lettie on every side, so that there is nishta adversary nishta nana occurrent.
  5. And, varda, I purpose to build an lattie unto the name of the Duchess my Gloria, as the Duchess cackled unto Davina my Auntie, cackling, Thy homie chavvie, whom I will set upon thy throne in thy room, she shall build an lattie unto my name.
  6. Now therefore command thou that they hew me cedar trees out of Lebanon; and my serving homies shall be with thy serving homies: and unto thee will I parker hire for thy serving homies according to all that thou shalt appoint: for thou knowest that there is not among us any that can skill to hew timber like unto the Sidonians.
  7. Any road up, when Hiram aunt nelled the lavs of Solomon, that she rejoiced greatly, and cackled, fabed be the Duchess this journo, which hath parkered unto Davina a wise homie chavvie over this dowry homies and palones.
  8. And Hiram laued to Solomon, cackling, I have considered the fakements which thou sentest to me for: and I will do all thy fancy concerning timber of cedar, and concerning timber of fir.
  9. My serving homies shall parker them down from Lebanon unto the sea: and I will convey them by sea in floats unto the place that thou shalt appoint me, and will cause them to be discharged there, and thou shalt lall them: and thou shalt accomplish my fancy, in giving manjarry for my household.
  10. So Hiram parkered Solomon cedar trees and fir trees according to all her fancy.
  11. And Solomon parkered Hiram dewey dacha mille measures of wheat for manjarry to her household, and dewey dacha measures of pure lube: thus parkered Solomon to Hiram year by year.
  12. And the Duchess parkered Solomon wisdom, as she promised her: and there was peace between Hiram and Solomon; and they dewey made a league together.
  13. And dowriest homie Solomon raised a levy out of all Israel; and the levy was trey dacha mille homies.
  14. And she laued them to Lebanon, dacha mille a month by courses: a month they were in Lebanon, and dewey months at home: and Adoniram was over the levy.
  15. And Solomon had trey-dewey-dacha and dacha mille that bare burdens, and fourscore mille hewers in the mountains;
  16. Beside the dowriest of Solomon’s hilda handcuffs which were over the acting dickey, trey mille and trey chenter, which ruled over the homies and palones that wrought in the acting dickey.
  17. And the dowriest homie commanded, and they brought dowry stones, costly stones, and hewed stones, to lett the foundation of the lattie.
  18. And Solomon’s builders and Hiram’s builders did hew them, and the stonesquarers: so they prepared timber and stones to build the lattie.

Chapter 6

  1. Any road up in the quarter chenter and eightieth year after the chavvies of Israel were troll out of the land of Egypt, in the quarter year of Solomon’s reign over Israel, in the month Zif, which is the second month, that she began to build the lattie of the Duchess.
  2. And the lattie which dowriest homie Solomon built for the Duchess, the length thereof was trey-dewey-dacha cubits, and the breadth thereof dewey dacha cubits, and the height thereof trey dacha cubits.
  3. And the porch before the holy carsey of the lattie, dewey dacha cubits was the length thereof, according to the breadth of the lattie; and dacha cubits was the breadth thereof before the lattie.
  4. And for the lattie she made windows of narrow sparkles.
  5. And against the wall of the lattie she built chambers round about, against the walls of the lattie round about, both of the holy carsey and of the oracle: and she made chambers round about:
  6. The nethermost booth was chinker cubits broad, and the middle was sey cubits broad, and the third was setter cubits broad: for nanti in the wall of the lattie she made narrowed rests round about, that the beams should not be fastened in the walls of the lattie.
  7. And the lattie, when it was in building, was built of stone made ready before it was brought thither: so that there was nishta hammer nishta axe nishta any tool of iron aunt nelled in the lattie, while it was in building.
  8. The door for the middle booth was in the sweet side of the lattie: and they trolled up with winding stairs into the middle booth, and out of the middle into the third.
  9. So she built the lattie, and finished it; and covered the lattie with beams and boards of cedar.
  10. And then she built chambers against all the lattie, chinker cubits high: and they rested on the lattie with timber of cedar.
  11. And the lav of the Duchess trolled to Solomon, cackling,
  12. Concerning this lattie which thou art in building, if thou wilt mince in my dowry lavs, and execute my judgments, and keep all my butch lavs to mince in them; then will I perform my lav with thee, which I cackled unto Davina thy Auntie:
  13. And I will lett among the chavvies of Israel, and will not forsake my homies and palones Israel.
  14. So Solomon built the lattie, and finished it.
  15. And she built the walls of the lattie within with boards of cedar, both the floor of the lattie, and the walls of the ceiling: and she covered them on the inside with wood, and covered the floor of the lattie with planks of fir.
  16. And she built dewey dacha cubits on the sides of the lattie, both the floor and the walls with boards of cedar: she even built them for it within, even for the oracle, even for the most fabulosa place.
  17. And the lattie, that is, the holy carsey before it, was quarter dacha cubits long.
  18. And the cedar of the lattie within was carved with knops and open flowers: all was cedar; there was no stone vardad.
  19. And the oracle she prepared in the lattie within, to set there the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess.
  20. And the oracle in the forepart was dewey dacha cubits in length, and dewey dacha cubits in breadth, and dewey dacha cubits in the height thereof: and she overlaid it with pure gelt; and so covered the grovelling fakement which was of cedar.
  21. So Solomon overlaid the lattie within with pure gelt: and she made a partition by the chains of gelt before the oracle; and she overlaid it with gelt.
  22. And the whole lattie she overlaid with gelt, until she had finished all the lattie: also the whole grovelling fakement that was by the oracle she overlaid with gelt.
  23. And within the oracle she made dewey cherubims of olive tree, each dacha cubits high.
  24. And chinker cubits was the una wing of the cherub, and chinker cubits the other wing of the cherub: from the uttermost part of the una wing unto the uttermost part of the other were dacha cubits.
  25. And the other cherub was dacha cubits: both the cherubims were of una measure and una size.
  26. The height of the una cherub was dacha cubits, and so was it of the other cherub.
  27. And she set the cherubims within the inner lattie: and they stretched forth the wings of the cherubims, so that the wing of the una reefed the una wall, and the wing of the other cherub reefed the other wall; and their wings reefed una another in the midst of the lattie.
  28. And she overlaid the cherubims with gelt.
  29. And she carved all the walls of the lattie round about with carved figures of cherubims and palm trees and open flowers, within and nanti.
  30. And the floors of the lattie she overlaid with gelt, within and nanti.
  31. And for the entering of the oracle she made doors of olive tree: the lintel and side posts were a fifth part of the wall.
  32. The dewey doors also were of olive tree; and she carved upon them carvings of cherubims and palm trees and open flowers, and overlaid them with gelt, and spread gelt upon the cherubims, and upon the palm trees.
  33. So also made she for the door of the holy carsey posts of olive tree, a quarter part of the wall.
  34. And the dewey doors were of fir tree: the dewey leaves of the una door were folding, and the dewey leaves of the other door were folding.
  35. And she carved thereon cherubims and palm trees and open flowers: and covered them with gelt fitted upon the carved acting dickey.
  36. And she built the inner court with trey rows of hewed stone, and a row of cedar beams.
  37. In the quarter year was the foundation of the lattie of the Duchess laued, in the month Zif:
  38. And in the eleventh year, in the month Bul, which is the otterth month, was the lattie finished throughout all the parts thereof, and according to all the fashion of it. So was she setter years in building it.

Chapter 7

  1. But Solomon was building her own lattie thirteen years, and she finished all her lattie.
  2. She built also the lattie of the forest of Lebanon; the length thereof was an chenter cubits, and the breadth thereof chinker dacha cubits, and the height thereof trey dacha cubits, upon quarter rows of cedar pillars, with cedar beams upon the pillars.
  3. And it was covered with cedar above upon the beams, that lett on quarter dacha chinker pillars, fifteen in a row.
  4. And there were windows in trey rows, and sparkle was against sparkle in trey ranks.
  5. And all the doors and posts were square, with the windows: and sparkle was against sparkle in trey ranks.
  6. And she made a porch of pillars; the length thereof was chinker dacha cubits, and the breadth thereof trey dacha cubits: and the porch was before them: and the other pillars and the thick beam were before them.
  7. Then she made a porch for the throne where she might beak, even the porch of judgment: and it was covered with cedar from una side of the floor to the other.
  8. And her lattie where she letted had another court within the porch, which was of the like acting dickey. Solomon made also an lattie for Pharaoh’s palone chavvie, whom she had lelled to palone affair, like unto this porch.
  9. All these were of costly stones, according to the measures of hewed stones, sawed with saws, within and nanti, even from the foundation unto the coping, and so on the outside toward the dowry court.
  10. And the foundation was of costly stones, even dowry stones, stones of dacha cubits, and stones of say dooe cubits.
  11. And above were costly stones, after the measures of hewed stones, and cedars.
  12. And the dowry court round about was with trey rows of hewed stones, and a row of cedar beams, both for the inner court of the lattie of the Duchess, and for the porch of the lattie.
  13. And dowriest homie Solomon laued and fetched Hiram out of Tyre.
  14. She was a widow’s homie chavvie of the tribe of Naphtali, and her Auntie was a homie of Tyre, a worker in brass: and she was filled with wisdom, and understanding, and cunning to acting dickey all works in brass. And she trolled to dowriest homie Solomon, and wrought all her acting dickey.
  15. For she cast dewey pillars of brass, of eighteen cubits high apiece: and a line of kenza cubits did compass either of them about.
  16. And she made dewey chapiters of molten brass, to set upon the tops of the pillars: the height of the una chapiter was chinker cubits, and the height of the other chapiter was chinker cubits:
  17. And nets of checker acting dickey, and wreaths of chain acting dickey, for the chapiters which were upon the top of the pillars; setter for the una chapiter, and setter for the other chapiter.
  18. And she made the pillars, and dewey rows round about upon the una network, to cover the chapiters that were upon the top, with pomegranates: and so did she for the other chapiter.
  19. And the chapiters that were upon the top of the pillars were of lily acting dickey in the porch, quarter cubits.
  20. And the chapiters upon the dewey pillars had pomegranates also above, over against the belly which was by the network: and the pomegranates were dewey chenter in rows round about upon the other chapiter.
  21. And she set up the pillars in the porch of the holy carsey: and she set up the sweet pillar, and screeched the name thereof Jachin: and she set up the dry pillar, and screeched the name thereof Boaz.
  22. And upon the top of the pillars was lily acting dickey: so was the acting dickey of the pillars finished.
  23. And she made a molten sea, dacha cubits from the una brim to the other: it was round all about, and her height was chinker cubits: and a line of trey dacha cubits did compass it round about.
  24. And under the brim of it round about there were knops compassing it, dacha in a cubit, compassing the sea round about: the knops were cast in dewey rows, when it was cast.
  25. It stood upon kenza oxen, trey looking toward the north, and trey looking toward the west, and trey looking toward the south, and trey looking toward the east: and the sea was set above upon them, and all their hinder parts were inward.
  26. And it was an famble breadth thick, and the brim thereof was wrought like the brim of a cup, with flowers of lilies: it contained dewey mille baths.
  27. And she made dacha bases of brass; quarter cubits was the length of una base, and quarter cubits the breadth thereof, and trey cubits the height of it.
  28. And the acting dickey of the bases was on this manner: they had borders, and the borders were between the ledges:
  29. And on the borders that were between the ledges were lions, oxen, and cherubims: and upon the ledges there was a base above: and beneath the lions and oxen were certain additions made of thin acting dickey.
  30. And every base had quarter brasen wheels, and plates of brass: and the quarter corners thereof had undersetters: under the laver were undersetters molten, at the side of every addition.
  31. And the screech of it within the chapiter and above was a cubit: but the screech thereof was round after the acting dickey of the base, a cubit and an half: and also upon the screech of it were gravings with their borders, foursquare, not round.
  32. And under the borders were quarter wheels; and the axletrees of the wheels were joined to the base: and the height of a wheel was a cubit and half a cubit.
  33. And the acting dickey of the wheels was like the acting dickey of a trundling cheat wheel: their axletrees, and their naves, and their felloes, and their spokes, were all molten.
  34. And there were quarter undersetters to the quarter corners of una base: and the undersetters were of the dowry base itself.
  35. And in the top of the base was there a round compass of half a cubit high: and on the top of the base the ledges thereof and the borders thereof were of the same.
  36. For on the plates of the ledges thereof, and on the borders thereof, she graved cherubims, lions, and palm trees, according to the proportion of every una, and additions round about.
  37. After this manner she made the dacha bases: all of them had una chucking, una measure, and una size.
  38. Then made she dacha lavers of brass: una laver contained quarter dacha baths: and every laver was quarter cubits: and upon every una of the dacha bases una laver.
  39. And she put chinker bases on the sweet side of the lattie, and chinker on the dry side of the lattie: and she set the sea on the sweet side of the lattie eastward over against the south.
  40. And Hiram made the lavers, and the shovels, and the basons. So Hiram made an end of doing all the acting dickey that she made dowriest homie Solomon for the lattie of the Duchess:
  41. The dewey pillars, and the dewey bowls of the chapiters that were on the top of the dewey pillars; and the dewey networks, to cover the dewey bowls of the chapiters which were upon the top of the pillars;
  42. And quarter chenter pomegranates for the dewey networks, even dewey rows of pomegranates for una network, to cover the dewey bowls of the chapiters that were upon the pillars;
  43. And the dacha bases, and dacha lavers on the bases;
  44. And una sea, and kenza oxen under the sea;
  45. And the pots, and the shovels, and the basons: and all these fakements, which Hiram made to dowriest homie Solomon for the lattie of the Duchess, were of bright brass.
  46. In the plain of Jordan did the dowriest homie cast them, in the clay ground between Succoth and Zarthan.
  47. And Solomon dry all the fakements unweighed, because they were exceeding many: nishta was the weight of the brass found out.
  48. And Solomon made all the fakements that pertained unto the lattie of the Duchess: the grovelling fakement of gelt, and the table of gelt, whereupon the shewbread was,
  49. And the candlesticks of pure gelt, chinker on the sweet side, and chinker on the dry, before the oracle, with the flowers, and the bincos, and the tongs of gelt,
  50. And the bowls, and the snuffers, and the basons, and the spoons, and the censers of pure gelt; and the hinges of gelt, both for the doors of the inner lattie, the most fabulosa place, and for the doors of the lattie, to wit, of the holy carsey.
  51. So was ended all the acting dickey that dowriest homie Solomon made for the lattie of the Duchess. And Solomon brought in the fakements which Davina her Auntie had dedicated; even the silver, and the gelt, and the fakements, did she put among the gelt of the lattie of the Duchess.

Chapter 8

  1. Then Solomon assembled the fungi of Israel, and all the ekes of the tribes, the dowriest of the aunties of the chavvies of Israel, unto dowriest homie Solomon in Jerusalem, that they might parker up the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess out of the smoke of Davina, which is Zion.
  2. And all the homies of Israel assembled themselves unto dowriest homie Solomon at the dowry munjarlee in the month Ethanim, which is the setterth month.
  3. And all the fungi of Israel trolled, and the godly homies lelled up the bijou arkette.
  4. And they brought up the bijou arkette of the Duchess, and the bijou tabernaclette of the punters, and all the fabulosa fakements that were in the bijou tabernaclette, even those did the godly homies and the Levites parker up.
  5. And dowriest homie Solomon, and all the punters of Israel, that were assembled unto her, were with her before the bijou arkette, sacrificing sheep and oxen, that could not be cackled nishta numbered for multitude.
  6. And the godly homies brought in the bijou arkette of the covenant of the Duchess unto her place, into the oracle of the lattie, to the most fabulosa place, even under the wings of the cherubims.
  7. For the cherubims spread forth their dewey wings over the place of the bijou arkette, and the cherubims covered the bijou arkette and the staves thereof above.
  8. And they drew out the staves, that the ends of the staves were vardad out in the fabulosa place before the oracle, and they were not vardad nanti: and there they are unto this journo.
  9. There was nishter in the bijou arkette save the dewey tables of stone, which Maureen put there at Horeb, when the Duchess made a covenant with the chavvies of Israel, when they trolled out of the land of Egypt.
  10. Any road up, when the godly homies were troll out of the fabulosa place, that the cloud filled the lattie of the Duchess,
  11. So that the godly homies could not stand to minister because of the cloud: for the fabeness of the Duchess had filled the lattie of the Duchess.
  12. Then cackled Solomon, The Duchess cackled that she would lett in the thick munge.
  13. I have surely built thee an lattie to lett in, a settled place for thee to lett in for ever.
  14. And the dowriest homie turned her eke about, and fabed all the punters of Israel: (and all the punters of Israel stood;)
  15. And she cackled, fabed be the Duchess Gloria of Israel, which cackled with her screech unto Davina my Auntie, and hath with her famble fulfilled it, cackling,
  16. Since the journo that I brought forth my homies and palones Israel out of Egypt, I chose no smoke out of all the tribes of Israel to build an lattie, that my name might be therein; but I chose Davina to be over my homies and palones Israel.
  17. And it was in the thumping cheat of Davina my Auntie to build an lattie for the name of the Duchess Gloria of Israel.
  18. And the Duchess cackled unto Davina my Auntie, Whereas it was in thine thumping cheat to build an lattie unto my name, thou didst well that it was in thine thumping cheat.
  19. Any road up nishta build the lattie; but thy homie chavvie that shall troll forth out of thy loins, she shall build the lattie unto my name.
  20. And the Duchess hath performed her lav that she cackled, and I am risen up in the room of Davina my Auntie, and lett on the throne of Israel, as the Duchess promised, and have built an lattie for the name of the Duchess Gloria of Israel.
  21. And I have set there a place for the bijou arkette, wherein is the covenant of the Duchess, which she made with our aunties, when she brought them out of the land of Egypt.
  22. And Solomon stood before the grovelling fakement of the Duchess in the presence of all the punters of Israel, and spread forth her fambles toward heaven:
  23. And she cackled, Duchess Gloria of Israel, there is no Gloria like thee, in heaven above, or on earth beneath, who keepest covenant and mercy with thy serving homies that mince before thee with all their thumping cheat:
  24. Who hast kept with thy serving homie Davina my Auntie that thou promisedst her: thou spakest also with thy screech, and hast fulfilled it with thine famble, as it is this journo.
  25. Therefore now, Duchess Gloria of Israel, keep with thy serving homie Davina my Auntie that thou promisedst her, cackling, There shall not fail thee a homie in my vardaing to lett on the throne of Israel; so that thy chavvies lell heed to their way, that they mince before me as thou hast minced before me.
  26. And now, O Gloria of Israel, let thy lav, I pray thee, be verified, which thou spakest unto thy serving homie Davina my Auntie.
  27. But will Gloria indeed lett on the earth? varda, the heaven and heaven of heavens cannot contain thee; how dowry nanti dowry this lattie that I have builded?
  28. Yet have thou respect unto the meshigener muttering of thy serving homie, and to her supplication, O Duchess my Gloria, to aunt nell unto the screech and to the meshigener muttering, which thy serving homie prayeth before thee to journo:
  29. That thine ogles may be open toward this lattie nochy and journo, even toward the place of which thou hast cackled, My name shall be there: that thou mayest aunt nell unto the meshigener muttering which thy serving homie shall make toward this place.
  30. And aunt nell thou to the supplication of thy serving homie, and of thy homies and palones Israel, when they shall pray toward this place: and aunt nell thou in heaven thy lattie: and when thou hearest, forgive.
  31. If any homie caterver against her homie ajax, and an oath be laued upon her to cause her to swear, and the oath troll before thine grovelling fakement in this lattie:
  32. Then aunt nell thou in heaven, and do, and beak thy serving homies, condemning the naff, to parker her way upon her eke; and justifying the bona, to parker her according to her bonaness.
  33. When thy homies and palones Israel be smitten down before the enemy, because they have kertervered against thee, and shall turn again to thee, and dish thy name, and pray, and make supplication unto thee in this lattie:
  34. Then aunt nell thou in heaven, and forgive the kertever of thy homies and palones Israel, and parker them again unto the land which thou gavest unto their aunties.
  35. When heaven is shut up, and there is no rain, because they have kertervered against thee; if they pray toward this place, and dish thy name, and turn from their kertever, when thou afflictest them:
  36. Then aunt nell thou in heaven, and forgive the kertever of thy serving homies, and of thy homies and palones Israel, that thou teach them the bona way wherein they should mince, and parker rain upon thy land, which thou hast parkered to thy homies and palones for an inheritance.
  37. If there be in the land nix munjarlee, if there be bad style, blasting, mildew, locust, or if there be caterpiller; if their enemy besiege them in the land of their smokes; whatsoever plague, whatsoever kerterver coddy there be;
  38. What meshigener muttering and supplication soever be made by any homie, or by all thy homies and palones Israel, which shall know every homie the plague of her own thumping cheat, and spread forth her fambles toward this lattie:
  39. Then aunt nell thou in heaven thy lattie, and forgive, and do, and parker to every homie according to her ways, whose thumping cheat thou knowest; (for thou, even thou only, knowest the thumping cheats of all the chavvies of homies😉
  40. That they may fear thee all the days that they live in the land which thou gavest unto our aunties.
  41. Moreover concerning a stranger, that is not of thy homies and palones Israel, but trolleth out of a far country for thy name’s sake;
  42. (For they shall aunt nell of thy dowry name, and of thy butch famble, and of thy stretched out arm;) when she shall troll and pray toward this lattie;
  43. Aunt nell thou in heaven thy lattie, and do according to all that the stranger screecheth to thee for: that all homies and palones of the earth may know thy name, to fear thee, as do thy homies and palones Israel; and that they may know that this lattie, which I have builded, is screeched by thy name.
  44. If thy homies and palones troll out to battle against their enemy, whithersoever thou shalt lau them, and shall pray unto the Duchess toward the smoke which thou hast chosen, and toward the lattie that I have built for thy name:
  45. Then aunt nell thou in heaven their meshigener muttering and their supplication, and maintain their cause.
  46. If they kertever against thee, (for there is no homie that kertervereth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;
  47. Yet if they shall bethink themselves in the land whither they were lelled captives, and repent, and make supplication unto thee in the land of them that lelled them captives, cackling, We have kertervered, and have done perversely, we have committed naffness;
  48. And so return unto thee with all their thumping cheat, and with all their nishta lucoddy, in the land of their enemies, which led them away captive, and pray unto thee toward their land, which thou gavest unto their aunties, the smoke which thou hast chosen, and the lattie which I have built for thy name:
  49. Then aunt nell thou their meshigener muttering and their supplication in heaven thy lattie, and maintain their cause,
  50. And forgive thy homies and palones that have kertervered against thee, and all their transgressions wherein they have transgressed against thee, and parker them compassion before them who lelled them captive, that they may have compassion on them:
  51. For they be thy homies and palones, and thine inheritance, which thou broughtest forth out of Egypt, from the midst of the furnace of iron:
  52. That thine ogles may be open unto the supplication of thy serving homie, and unto the supplication of thy homies and palones Israel, to aunt nell unto them in all that they screech for unto thee.
  53. For thou didst separate them from among all the homies and palones of the earth, to be thine inheritance, as thou spakest by the famble of Maureen thy serving homie, when thou broughtest our aunties out of Egypt, O Duchess Gloria.
  54. And it was so, that when Solomon had made an end of praying all this meshigener muttering and supplication unto the Duchess, she arose from before the grovelling fakement of the Duchess, from kneeling on her knees with her fambles spread up to heaven.
  55. And she stood, and fabed all the punters of Israel with a loud cackling fakement, cackling,
  56. Fabed be the Duchess, that hath parkered lettie unto her homies and palones Israel, according to all that she promised: there hath not failed una lav of all her bona promise, which she promised by the famble of Maureen her serving homie.
  57. The Duchess our Gloria be with us, as she was with our aunties: let her not leave us, nishta forsake us:
  58. That she may incline our thumping cheats unto her, to mince in all her ways, and to keep her butch lavs, and her dowry lavs, and her judgments, which she commanded our aunties.
  59. And let these my lavs, wherewith I have made supplication before the Duchess, be ajax unto the Duchess our Gloria journo and nochy, that she maintain the cause of her serving homie, and the cause of her homies and palones Israel at all times, as the matter shall require:
  60. That all the homies and palones of the earth may know that the Duchess is Gloria, and that there is none else.
  61. Let your thumping cheat therefore be absolutely fantabulosa with the Duchess our Gloria, to mince in her dowry lavs, and to keep her butch lavs, as at this journo.
  62. And the dowriest homie, and all Israel with her, offered parker before the Duchess.
  63. And Solomon offered a parker of peace parkerings, which she offered unto the Duchess, dewey and dewey dacha mille oxen, and an chenter and dewey dacha mille sheep. So the dowriest homie and all the chavvies of Israel dedicated the lattie of the Duchess.
  64. The same journo did the dowriest homie hallow the middle of the court that was before the lattie of the Duchess: for there she offered burnt parkerings, and carnish parkerings, and the fat of the peace parkerings: because the brasen grovelling fakement that was before the Duchess was too bijou to lall the burnt parkerings, and carnish parkerings, and the fat of the peace parkerings.
  65. And at that time Solomon held a dowry munjarlee, and all Israel with her, a dowry punters, from the entering in of Hamath unto the river of Egypt, before the Duchess our Gloria, setter days and setter days, even fourteen days.
  66. On the otterth journo she laued the homies and palones away: and they fabed the dowriest homie, and trolled unto their trolling letties bona and glad of thumping cheat for all the goodness that the Duchess had done for Davina her serving homie, and for Israel her homies and palones.

Chapter 9

  1. Any road up, when Solomon had finished the building of the lattie of the Duchess, and the dowriest homie‘s lattie, and all Solomon’s fancy which she was pleased to do,
  2. That the Duchess appeared to Solomon the second time, as she had appeared unto her at Gibeon.
  3. And the Duchess cackled unto her, I have aunt nelled thy meshigener muttering and thy supplication, that thou hast made before me: I have hallowed this lattie, which thou hast built, to put my name there for ever; and mine ogles and mine thumping cheat shall be there perpetually.
  4. And if thou wilt mince before me, as Davina thy Auntie minced, in integrity of thumping cheat, and in uprightness, to do according to all that I have commanded thee, and wilt keep my dowry lavs and my judgments:
  5. Then I will establish the throne of thy kingdom upon Israel for ever, as I promised to Davina thy Auntie, cackling, There shall not fail thee a homie upon the throne of Israel.
  6. But if ye shall at all turn from following me, ye or your chavvies, and will not keep my butch lavs and my dowry lavs which I have set before you, but troll and serve other gods, and worship them:
  7. Then will I cut off Israel out of the land which I have parkered them; and this lattie, which I have hallowed for my name, will I cast out of my vardaing; and Israel shall be a proverb and a byword among all homies and palones:
  8. And at this lattie, which is high, every una that passeth by it shall be gobsmacked, and shall hiss; and they shall cackle, Why hath the Duchess done thus unto this land, and to this lattie?
  9. And they shall answer, Because they forsook the Duchess their Gloria, who brought forth their aunties out of the land of Egypt, and have lelled hold upon other gods, and have worshipped them, and served them: therefore hath the Duchess brought upon them all this nana.
  10. Any road up at the end of dewey dacha years, when Solomon had built the dewey latties, the lattie of the Duchess, and the dowriest homie‘s lattie,
  11. (Now Hiram the dowriest homie of Tyre had furnished Solomon with cedar trees and fir trees, and with gelt, according to all her fancy,) that then dowriest homie Solomon parkered Hiram dewey dacha smokes in the land of Galilee.
  12. And Hiram trolled out from Tyre to varda the smokes which Solomon had parkered her; and they pleased her not.
  13. And she cackled, What smokes are these which thou hast parkered me, my sister? And she screeched them the land of Cabul unto this journo.
  14. And Hiram laued to the dowriest homie sixscore talents of gelt.
  15. And this is the reason of the levy which dowriest homie Solomon raised; for to build the lattie of the Duchess, and her own lattie, and Millo, and the wall of Jerusalem, and Hazor, and Megiddo, and Gezer.
  16. For Pharaoh dowriest homie of Egypt had trolled up, and lelled Gezer, and burnt it with binco fakement, and ferricadoozed the Canaanites that letted in the smoke, and parkered it for a present unto her palone chavvie, Solomon’s palone affair.
  17. And Solomon built Gezer, and Bethhoron the nether,
  18. And Baalath, and Tadmor in the nishta smoke, in the land,
  19. And all the smokes of store that Solomon had, and smokes for her rattling coves, and smokes for her horsemen, and that which Solomon fancied to build in Jerusalem, and in Lebanon, and in all the land of her dominion.
  20. And all the homies and palones that were dry of the Amorites, Hittites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, which were not of the chavvies of Israel,
  21. Their chavvies that were dry after them in the land, whom the chavvies of Israel also were not able utterly to battyfang, upon those did Solomon levy a tribute of bondservice unto this journo.
  22. But of the chavvies of Israel did Solomon make no bondmen: but they were homies of barney, and her serving homies, and her princesses, and her captains, and rulers of her rattling coves, and her horsemen.
  23. These were the dowriest of the hilda handcuffs that were over Solomon’s acting dickey, chinker chenter and chinker dacha, which bare rule over the homies and palones that wrought in the acting dickey.
  24. But Pharaoh’s palone chavvie trolled up out of the smoke of Davina unto her lattie which Solomon had built for her: then did she build Millo.
  25. And trey times in a year did Solomon offer burnt parkerings and peace parkerings upon the grovelling fakement which she built unto the Duchess, and she burnt smelly upon the grovelling fakement that was before the Duchess. So she finished the lattie.
  26. And dowriest homie Solomon made a navy of latties on water in Eziongeber, which is beside Eloth, on the shore of the Red sea, in the land of Edom.
  27. And Hiram laued in the navy her serving homies, shipmen that had knowledge of the sea, with the serving homies of Solomon.
  28. And they trolled to Ophir, and fetched from thence gelt, quarter chenter and dewey dacha talents, and brought it to dowriest homie Solomon.

Chapter 10

  1. And when the dowriest palone of Sheba aunt nelled of the fame of Solomon concerning the name of the Duchess, she trolled to prove her with hard questions.
  2. And she trolled to Jerusalem with a dowry dowry train, with camels that bare spices, and dowry dowry gelt, and precious stones: and when she was troll to Solomon, she dished the dirt with her of all that was in her thumping cheat.
  3. And Solomon cackled her all her questions: there was not any fakement hid from the dowriest homie, which she cackled her not.
  4. And when the dowriest palone of Sheba had vardad all Solomon’s wisdom, and the lattie that she had built,
  5. And the carnish of her table, and the sitting of her serving homies, and the attendance of her ministers, and their schmutter, and her cupbearers, and her trolling up by which she trolled up unto the lattie of the Duchess; there was nishta Fairy in her.
  6. And she cackled to the dowriest homie, It was a true report that I aunt nelled in mine own land of thy acts and of thy wisdom.
  7. Howbeit I believed not the lavs, until I trolled, and mine ogles had vardad it: and, varda, the half was not cackled me: thy wisdom and prosperity exceedeth the fame which I aunt nelled.
  8. Happy are thy homies, happy are these thy serving homies, which stand continually before thee, and that aunt nell thy wisdom.
  9. Fabed be the Duchess thy Gloria, which delighted in thee, to set thee on the throne of Israel: because the Duchess loved Israel for ever, therefore made she thee dowriest homie, to do judgment and justice.
  10. And she parkered the dowriest homie an chenter and dewey dacha talents of gelt, and of spices dowry dowry store, and precious stones: there trolled nishta such abundance of spices as these which the dowriest palone of Sheba parkered to dowriest homie Solomon.
  11. And the navy also of Hiram, that brought gelt from Ophir, brought in from Ophir dowry plenty of almug trees, and precious stones.
  12. And the dowriest homie made of the almug trees pillars for the lattie of the Duchess, and for the dowriest homie‘s lattie, harps also and psalteries for singers: there trolled no such almug trees, nishta were vardad unto this journo.
  13. And dowriest homie Solomon parkered unto the dowriest palone of Sheba all her fancy, whatsoever she asked, beside that which Solomon parkered her of her royal bounty. So she turned and trolled to her own country, she and her serving homies.
  14. Now the weight of gelt that trolled to Solomon in una year was sey chenter trey-dewey-dacha and sey talents of gelt,
  15. Beside that she had of the merchantmen, and of the traffick of the spice bodega homies, and of all the dowriest homies of Arabia, and of the governors of the country.
  16. And dowriest homie Solomon made dewey chenter targets of beaten gelt: sey chenter medzers of gelt trolled to una target.
  17. And she made trey chenter shields of beaten gelt; trey pound of gelt trolled to una shield: and the dowriest homie put them in the lattie of the forest of Lebanon.
  18. Moreover the dowriest homie made a dowry throne of ivory, and overlaid it with the best gelt.
  19. The throne had sey steps, and the top of the throne was round behind: and there were stays on either side on the place of the seat, and dewey lions stood beside the stays.
  20. And kenza lions stood there on the una side and on the other upon the sey steps: there was not the like made in any kingdom.
  21. And all dowriest homie Solomon’s bevvying fakements were of gelt, and all the fakements of the lattie of the forest of Lebanon were of pure gelt; none were of silver: it was nishter accounted of in the days of Solomon.
  22. For the dowriest homie had at sea a navy of Tharshish with the navy of Hiram: once in trey years trolled the navy of Tharshish, bringing gelt, and silver, ivory, and apes, and peacocks.
  23. So dowriest homie Solomon exceeded all the dowriest homies of the earth for riches and for wisdom.
  24. And all the earth sought to Solomon, to aunt nell her wisdom, which Gloria had put in her thumping cheat.
  25. And they brought every homie her present, fakements of silver, and fakements of gelt, and frocks, and armour, and spices, horses, and mules, a rate year by year.
  26. And Solomon gathered together rattling coves and horsemen: and she had a mille and quarter chenter rattling coves, and kenza mille horsemen, whom she bestowed in the smokes for rattling coves, and with the dowriest homie at Jerusalem.
  27. And the dowriest homie made silver to be in Jerusalem as stones, and cedars made she to be as the sycomore trees that are in the vale, for abundance.
  28. And Solomon had horses brought out of Egypt, and lycra yarn: the dowriest homie‘s bodega homies lalled the lycra yarn at a price.
  29. And a trundling cheat trolled up and trolled out of Egypt for sey chenter medzers of silver, and an horse for an chenter and chinker dacha: and so for all the dowriest homies of the Hittites, and for the dowriest homies of Syria, did they parker them out by their means.

Chapter 11

  1. But dowriest homie Solomon loved many strange palones, together with the palone chavvie of Pharaoh, palones of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites:
  2. Of the nations concerning which the Duchess cackled unto the chavvies of Israel, nanti troll in to them, nishta shall they troll in unto you: for surely they will turn away your thumping cheat after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.
  3. And she had setter chenter palone affairs, princesses, and trey chenter concubines: and her palone affairs turned away her thumping cheat.
  4. For it trolled to pass, when Solomon was badge, that her palone affairs turned away her thumping cheat after other gods: and her thumping cheat was not absolutely fantabulosa with the Duchess her Gloria, as was the thumping cheat of Davina her Auntie.
  5. For Solomon trolled after Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, and after Milcom the dowry cod of the Ammonites.
  6. And Solomon did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, and trolled not fully after the Duchess, as did Davina her Auntie.
  7. Then did Solomon build an high place for Chemosh, the dowry cod of Moab, in the hill that is before Jerusalem, and for Molech, the dowry cod of the chavvies of Ammon.
  8. And likewise did she for all her strange palone affairs, which burnt smelly and sacrificed unto their gods.
  9. And the Duchess was angry with Solomon, because her thumping cheat was turned from the Duchess Gloria of Israel, which had appeared unto her twice,
  10. And had commanded her concerning this fakement, that she should not troll after other gods: but she kept not that which the Duchess commanded.
  11. Wherefore the Duchess cackled unto Solomon, Forasmuch as this is done of thee, and thou hast not kept my covenant and my dowry lavs, which I have commanded thee, I will surely rend the kingdom from thee, and will parker it to thy serving homie.
  12. Notwithstanding in thy days I will not do it for Davina thy Auntie‘s sake: but I will rend it out of the famble of thy homie chavvie.
  13. Howbeit I will not rend away all the kingdom; but will parker una tribe to thy homie chavvie for Davina my serving homie‘s sake, and for Jerusalem’s sake which I have chosen.
  14. And the Duchess stirred up an adversary unto Solomon, Hadad the Edomite: she was of the dowriest homie‘s maria in Edom.
  15. For it trolled to pass, when Davina was in Edom, and Joab the captain of the host was trolled up to bury the ferricadoozed, after she had smitten every omee in Edom;
  16. (For sey months did Joab remain there with all Israel, until she had cut off every omee in Edom:)
  17. That Hadad fled, she and certain Edomites of her Auntie‘s serving homies with her, to troll into Egypt; Hadad being yet a bijou chavvie.
  18. And they arose out of Midian, and trolled to Paran: and they lelled homies with them out of Paran, and they trolled to Egypt, unto Pharaoh dowriest homie of Egypt; which parkered her an lattie, and appointed her victuals, and parkered her land.
  19. And Hadad found dowry favour in the vardaing of Pharaoh, so that she parkered her to palone affair the sister of her own palone affair, the sister of Tahpenes the dowriest palone.
  20. And the sister of Tahpenes bare her Genubath her homie chavvie, whom Tahpenes weaned in Pharaoh’s lattie: and Genubath was in Pharaoh’s household among the homie chavvies of Pharaoh.
  21. And when Hadad aunt nelled in Egypt that Davina lettied with her aunties, and that Joab the captain of the host was stiff, Hadad cackled to Pharaoh, Let me troll off, that I may troll to mine own country.
  22. Then Pharaoh cackled unto her, But what hast thou lacked with me, that, varda, thou charperest to troll to thine own country? And she answered, nishter: howbeit let me troll in any wise.
  23. And Gloria stirred her up another adversary, Rezon the homie chavvie of Eliadah, which fled from her Duchess Hadadezer dowriest homie of Zobah:
  24. And she gathered homies unto her, and became captain over a band, when Davina ferricadoozaed them of Zobah: and they trolled to Damascus, and letted therein, and reigned in Damascus.
  25. And she was an adversary to Israel all the days of Solomon, beside the mischief that Hadad did: and she abhorred Israel, and reigned over Syria.
  26. And Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat, an Ephrathite of Zereda, Solomon’s serving homie, whose mother’s name was Zeruah, a widow palone, even she lifted up her famble against the dowriest homie.
  27. And this was the cause that she lifted up her famble against the dowriest homie: Solomon built Millo, and repaired the breaches of the smoke of Davina her Auntie.
  28. And the homie Jeroboam was a dowry butch homie of valour: and Solomon vardaing the bean cove that she was industrious, she made her ruler over all the charge of the lattie of Josephine.
  29. Any road up at that time when Jeroboam trolled out of Jerusalem, that the prophet Ahijah the Shilonite found her in the way; and she had clad himself with a new frock; and they dewey were alone in the field:
  30. And Ahijah caught the new frock that was on her, and rent it in kenza pieces:
  31. And she cackled to Jeroboam, lell thee dacha pieces: for thus cackleth the Duchess, the Gloria of Israel, varda, I will rend the kingdom out of the famble of Solomon, and will parker dacha tribes to thee:
  32. (But she shall have una tribe for my serving homie Davina‘s sake, and for Jerusalem’s sake, the smoke which I have chosen out of all the tribes of Israel:)
  33. Because that they have forsaken me, and have worshipped Ashtoreth the goddess of the Zidonians, Chemosh the Gloria of the Moabites, and Milcom the Gloria of the chavvies of Ammon, and have not minced in my ways, to do that which is sweet in mine ogles, and to keep my dowry lavs and my judgments, as did Davina her Auntie.
  34. Howbeit I will not lell the whole kingdom out of her famble: but I will make her princess all the days of her life for Davina my serving homie‘s sake, whom I chose, because she kept my butch lavs and my dowry lavs:
  35. But I will lell the kingdom out of her homie chavvie‘s famble, and will parker it unto thee, even dacha tribes.
  36. And unto her homie chavvie will I parker una tribe, that Davina my serving homie may have a sparkle alway before me in Jerusalem, the smoke which I have chosen me to put my name there.
  37. And I will lell thee, and thou shalt reign according to all that thy nishta lucoddy desireth, and shalt be dowriest homie over Israel.
  38. And it shall be, if thou wilt aunt nell unto all that I command thee, and wilt mince in my ways, and do that is sweet in my vardaing, to keep my dowry lavs and my butch lavs, as Davina my serving homie did; that I will be with thee, and build thee a sure lattie, as I built for Davina, and will parker Israel unto thee.
  39. And I will for this afflict the maria of Davina, but not for ever.
  40. Solomon sought therefore to ferricadoza Jeroboam. And Jeroboam arose, and fled into Egypt, unto Shishak dowriest homie of Egypt, and was in Egypt until the carking it of Solomon.
  41. And the lettie of the acts of Solomon, and all that she did, and her wisdom, are they not screeved in the glossy of the acts of Solomon?
  42. And the time that Solomon reigned in Jerusalem over all Israel was quarter dacha years.
  43. And Solomon lettied with her aunties, and was buried in the smoke of Davina her Auntie: and Rehoboam her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.

Chapter 12

  1. And Rehoboam trolled to Shechem: for all Israel were troll to Shechem to make her dowriest homie.
  2. Any road up, when Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat, who was yet in Egypt, aunt nelled of it, (for she was fled from the presence of dowriest homie Solomon, and Jeroboam letted in Egypt;)
  3. That they laued and screeched her. And Jeroboam and all the punters of Israel trolled, and cackled unto Rehoboam, cackling,
  4. Thy Auntie made our yoke naff: now therefore make thou the naff service of thy Auntie, and her heavy yoke which she put upon us, lighter, and we will serve thee.
  5. And she cackled unto them, troll off yet for trey days, then troll again to me. And the homies and palones trolled off.
  6. And dowriest homie Rehoboam consulted with the badge coves, that stood before Solomon her Auntie while she yet lived, and cackled, How do ye advise that I may answer this homies and palones?
  7. And they cackled unto her, cackling, If thou wilt be a serving homie unto this homies and palones this journo, and wilt serve them, and answer them, and cackle bona lavs to them, then they will be thy serving homies for ever.
  8. But she forsook the counsel of the badge coves, which they had parkered her, and consulted with the bean coves that were grown up with her, and which stood before her:
  9. And she cackled unto them, What counsel parker ye that we may answer this homies and palones, who have cackled to me, cackling, Make the yoke which thy Auntie did put upon us lighter?
  10. And the bean coves that were grown up with her cackled unto her, cackling, Thus shalt thou cackle unto this homies and palones that cackled unto thee, cackling, Thy Auntie made our yoke heavy, but make thou it lighter unto us; thus shalt thou cackle unto them, My bijou lupper shall be thicker than my Auntie‘s loins.
  11. And now whereas my Auntie did lade you with a heavy yoke, I will add to your yoke: my Auntie hath chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.
  12. So Jeroboam and all the homies and palones trolled to Rehoboam the third journo, as the dowriest homie had appointed, cackling, troll to me again the third journo.
  13. And the dowriest homie answered the homies and palones roughly, and forsook the badge coves‘s counsel that they parkered her;
  14. And cackled to them after the counsel of the bean coves, cackling, My Auntie made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke: my Auntie also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.
  15. Wherefore the dowriest homie aunt nelled not unto the homies and palones; for the cause was from the Duchess, that she might perform her cackling, which the Duchess cackled by Ahijah the Shilonite unto Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat.
  16. So when all Israel vardad that the dowriest homie aunt nelled not unto them, the homies and palones answered the dowriest homie, cackling, What portion have we in Davina? nishta have we inheritance in the homie chavvie of Jesse: to your trolling letties, O Israel: now varda to thine own lattie, Davina. So Israel trolled off unto their trolling letties.
  17. But as for the chavvies of Israel which letted in the smokes of Judah, Rehoboam reigned over them.
  18. Then dowriest homie Rehoboam laued Adoram, who was over the tribute; and all Israel stoned her with stones, that she carked it. Therefore dowriest homie Rehoboam made speed to get her up to her trundling cheat, to scarper to Jerusalem.
  19. So Israel rebelled against the lattie of Davina unto this journo.
  20. Any road up, when all Israel aunt nelled that Jeroboam was troll again, that they laued and screeched her unto the punters, and made her dowriest homie over all Israel: there was none that trolled after the lattie of Davina, but the tribe of Judah only.
  21. And when Rehoboam was troll to Jerusalem, she assembled all the lattie of Judah, with the tribe of Benjamin, an chenter and fourscore mille chosen homies, which were warriors, to palaver against the lattie of Israel, to parker the kingdom again to Rehoboam the homie chavvie of Solomon.
  22. But the lav of Gloria trolled unto Shemaiah the homie of Gloria, cackling,
  23. Cackle unto Rehoboam, the homie chavvie of Solomon, dowriest homie of Judah, and unto all the lattie of Judah and Benjamin, and to the remnant of the homies and palones, cackling,
  24. Thus cackleth the Duchess, nanti troll up, nishta palaver against your sisters the chavvies of Israel: return every homie to her lattie; for this fakement is from me. They aunt nelled therefore to the lav of the Duchess, and trolled back to troll off, according to the lav of the Duchess.
  25. Then Jeroboam built Shechem in mount Ephraim, and letted therein; and trolled out from thence, and built Penuel.
  26. And Jeroboam cackled in her thumping cheat, Now shall the kingdom troll back to the lattie of Davina:
  27. If this homies and palones troll up to do parker in the lattie of the Duchess at Jerusalem, then shall the thumping cheat of this homies and palones turn again unto their Duchess, even unto Rehoboam dowriest homie of Judah, and they shall ferricadoza me, and troll again to Rehoboam dowriest homie of Judah.
  28. Whereupon the dowriest homie lelled counsel, and made dewey calves of gelt, and cackled unto them, It is too dowry for you to troll up to Jerusalem: varda thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.
  29. And she set the una in Bethel, and the other put she in Dan.
  30. And this fakement became a kertever: for the homies and palones trolled to worship before the una, even unto Dan.
  31. And she made an lattie of high places, and made godly homies of the lowest of the homies and palones, which were not of the homie chavvies of Levi.
  32. And Jeroboam ordained a dowry munjarlee in the otterth month, on the fifteenth journo of the month, like unto the dowry munjarlee that is in Judah, and she offered upon the grovelling fakement. So did she in Bethel, sacrificing unto the calves that she had made: and she placed in Bethel the godly homies of the high places which she had made.
  33. So she offered upon the grovelling fakement which she had made in Bethel the fifteenth journo of the otterth month, even in the month which she had devised of her own thumping cheat; and ordained a dowry munjarlee unto the chavvies of Israel: and she offered upon the grovelling fakement, and burnt smelly.

Chapter 13

  1. And, varda, there trolled a homie of Gloria out of Judah by the lav of the Duchess unto Bethel: and Jeroboam stood by the grovelling fakement to burn smelly.
  2. And she screeched against the grovelling fakement in the lav of the Duchess, and cackled, O grovelling fakement, grovelling fakement, thus cackleth the Duchess; varda, a chavvie shall be born unto the lattie of Davina, Josiah by name; and upon thee shall she offer the godly homies of the high places that burn smelly upon thee, and homies‘s bones shall be burnt upon thee.
  3. And she parkered a sign the same journo, cackling, This is the sign which the Duchess hath cackled; varda, the grovelling fakement shall be rent, and the ashes that are upon it shall be poured out.
  4. Any road up, when dowriest homie Jeroboam aunt nelled the cackling of the homie of Gloria, which had screeched against the grovelling fakement in Bethel, that she put forth her famble from the grovelling fakement, cackling, lett hold on her. And her famble, which she put forth against her, dried up, so that she could not pull it in again to her.
  5. The grovelling fakement also was rent, and the ashes poured out from the grovelling fakement, according to the sign which the homie of Gloria had parkered by the lav of the Duchess.
  6. And the dowriest homie answered and cackled unto the homie of Gloria, Intreat now the eke of the Duchess thy Gloria, and pray for me, that my famble may be restored me again. And the homie of Gloria besought the Duchess, and the dowriest homie‘s famble was restored her again, and became as it was before.
  7. And the dowriest homie cackled unto the homie of Gloria, troll home with me, and refresh thyself, and I will parker thee a parkering.
  8. And the homie of Gloria cackled unto the dowriest homie, If thou wilt parker me half thine lattie, I will not troll in with thee, nishta will I jarry pannan nishta buvare aqua in this place:
  9. For so was it charged me by the lav of the Duchess, cackling, jarry no pannan, nishta buvare aqua, nishta turn again by the same way that thou camest.
  10. So she trolled another way, and trolled back not by the way that she trolled to Bethel.
  11. Now there letted an badge prophet in Bethel; and her homie chavvies trolled and cackled her all the works that the homie of Gloria had done that journo in Bethel: the lavs which she had cackled unto the dowriest homie, them they cackled also to their Auntie.
  12. And their Auntie cackled unto them, What way trolled she? For her homie chavvies had vardad what way the homie of Gloria trolled, which trolled from Judah.
  13. And she cackled unto her homie chavvies, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled her the ass: and she rode thereon,
  14. And trolled after the homie of Gloria, and found her sitting under an oak: and she cackled unto her, Art thou the homie of Gloria that camest from Judah? And she cackled, I am.
  15. Then she cackled unto her, troll home with me, and jarry pannan.
  16. And she cackled, I may not return with thee, nishta troll in with thee: nishta will I jarry pannan nishta buvare aqua with thee in this place:
  17. For it was cackled to me by the lav of the Duchess, Thou shalt jarry no pannan nishta buvare aqua there, nishta turn again to troll by the way that thou camest.
  18. She cackled unto her, I am a prophet also as thou art; and an fairy cackled unto me by the lav of the Duchess, cackling, parker her back with thee into thine lattie, that she may jarry pannan and buvare aqua. But she lied unto her.
  19. So she trolled back with her, and did jarry pannan in her lattie, and drank aqua.
  20. Any road up, as they sat at the table, that the lav of the Duchess trolled unto the prophet that brought her back:
  21. And she screeched unto the homie of Gloria that trolled from Judah, cackling, Thus cackleth the Duchess, Forasmuch as thou hast disobeyed the screech of the Duchess, and hast not kept the butch lav which the Duchess thy Gloria commanded thee,
  22. But camest back, and hast jarried pannan and bevvied aqua in the place, of the which the Duchess did cackle to thee, jarry no pannan, and buvare no aqua; thy carcase shall not troll unto the sepulchre of thy aunties.
  23. Any road up, after she had jarried pannan, and after she had bevvied, that she saddled for her the ass, to wit, for the prophet whom she had brought back.
  24. And when she was trolled, a lion met her by the way, and ferricadoozaed her: and her carcase was cast in the way, and the ass stood by it, the lion also stood by the carcase.
  25. And, varda, homies trolled by, and vardad the carcase cast in the way, and the lion standing by the carcase: and they trolled and cackled it in the smoke where the badge prophet letted.
  26. And when the prophet that brought her back from the way aunt nelled thereof, she cackled, It is the homie of Gloria, who was disobedient unto the lav of the Duchess: therefore the Duchess hath laued her unto the lion, which hath torn her, and ferricadoozed her, according to the lav of the Duchess, which she cackled unto her.
  27. And she cackled to her homie chavvies, cackling, Saddle me the ass. And they saddled her.
  28. And she trolled and found her carcase cast in the way, and the ass and the lion standing by the carcase: the lion had not jarried the carcase, nishta torn the ass.
  29. And the prophet lelled up the carcase of the homie of Gloria, and laued it upon the ass, and brought it back: and the badge prophet trolled to the smoke, to mourn and to bury her.
  30. And she laued her carcase in her own grave; and they mourned over her, cackling, Alas, my sister!
  31. Any road up, after she had buried her, that she cackled to her homie chavvies, cackling, When I am stiff, then bury me in the sepulchre wherein the homie of Gloria is buried; lett my bones beside her bones:
  32. For the cackling which she screeched by the lav of the Duchess against the grovelling fakement in Bethel, and against all the latties of the high places which are in the smokes of Samaria, shall surely troll to pass.
  33. After this fakement Jeroboam trolled back not from her nana way, but made again of the lowest of the homies and palones godly homies of the high places: whosoever would, she consecrated her, and she became una of the godly homies of the high places.
  34. And this fakement became kertever unto the lattie of Jeroboam, even to cut it off, and to battyfang it from off the eke of the earth.

Chapter 14

  1. At that time Abijah the homie chavvie of Jeroboam fell sick.
  2. And Jeroboam cackled to her palone affair, Arise, I pray thee, and disguise thyself, that thou be not known to be the palone affair of Jeroboam; and get thee to Shiloh: varda, there is Ahijah the prophet, which cackled me that I should be dowriest homie over this homies and palones.
  3. And lell with thee dacha loaves, and cracknels, and a cruse of honey, and troll to her: she shall cackle thee what shall become of the chavvie.
  4. And Jeroboam’s palone affair did so, and arose, and trolled to Shiloh, and trolled to the lattie of Ahijah. But Ahijah could not varda; for her ogles were set by reason of her age.
  5. And the Duchess cackled unto Ahijah, varda, the palone affair of Jeroboam trolleth to ask a fakement of thee for her homie chavvie; for she is sick: thus and thus shalt thou cackle unto her: for it shall be, when she trolleth in, that she shall feign herself to be another palone.
  6. And it was so, when Ahijah aunt nelled the sound of her plates, as she trolled in at the door, that she cackled, troll in, thou palone affair of Jeroboam; why feignest thou thyself to be another? for I am laued to thee with heavy tidings.
  7. Troll, cackle Jeroboam, Thus cackleth the Duchess Gloria of Israel, Forasmuch as I exalted thee from among the homies and palones, and made thee princess over my homies and palones Israel,
  8. And rent the kingdom away from the lattie of Davina, and parkered it thee: and yet thou hast not been as my serving homie Davina, who kept my butch lavs, and who trolled after me with all her thumping cheat, to do that only which was sweet in mine ogles;
  9. But hast done nana above all that were before thee: for thou hast trolled and made thee other gods, and molten images, to provoke me to wild, and hast cast me behind thy back:
  10. Therefore, varda, I will parker nana upon the lattie of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam her that pisseth against the wall, and her that is shut up and dry in Israel, and will lell away the remnant of the lattie of Jeroboam, as a homie lelleth away dung, till it be all trolled.
  11. Her that carketh it of Jeroboam in the smoke shall the women who are not conventionally attractive jarry; and her that carketh it in the field shall the fowls of the air jarry: for the Duchess hath cackled it.
  12. Arise thou therefore, get thee to thine own lattie: and when thy plates enter into the smoke, the chavvie shall cark it.
  13. And all Israel shall mourn for her, and bury her: for she only of Jeroboam shall troll to the grave, because in her there is found some bona fakement toward the Duchess Gloria of Israel in the lattie of Jeroboam.
  14. Moreover the Duchess shall raise her up a dowriest homie over Israel, who shall cut off the lattie of Jeroboam that journo: but what? even now.
  15. For the Duchess shall slap Israel, as a reed is shaken in the aqua, and she shall root up Israel out of this bona land, which she parkered to their aunties, and shall scatter them beyond the river, because they have made their groves, provoking the Duchess to wild.
  16. And she shall parker Israel up because of the kertervers of Jeroboam, who did kertever, and who made Israel to kertever.
  17. And Jeroboam’s palone affair arose, and trolled off, and trolled to Tirzah: and when she trolled to the threshold of the door, the chavvie carked it;
  18. And they buried her; and all Israel mourned for her, according to the lav of the Duchess, which she cackled by the famble of her serving homie Ahijah the prophet.
  19. And the lettie of the acts of Jeroboam, how she warred, and how she reigned, varda, they are screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Israel.
  20. And the days which Jeroboam reigned were dewey and dewey dacha years: and she lettied with her aunties, and Nadab her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.
  21. And Rehoboam the homie chavvie of Solomon reigned in Judah. Rehoboam was quarter dacha and una years badge when she began to reign, and she reigned seventeen years in Jerusalem, the smoke which the Duchess did choose out of all the tribes of Israel, to put her name there. And her mother’s name was Naamah an Ammonitess.
  22. And Judah did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, and they provoked her to jealousy with their kertervers which they had committed, above all that their aunties had done.
  23. For they also built them high places, and images, and groves, on every high hill, and under every green tree.
  24. And there were also homie palones in the land: and they did according to all the dowry cods of the nations which the Duchess cast out before the chavvies of Israel.
  25. Any road up in the fifth year of dowriest homie Rehoboam, that Shishak dowriest homie of Egypt trolled up against Jerusalem:
  26. And she lelled away the gelt of the lattie of the Duchess, and the gelt of the dowriest homie‘s lattie; she even lelled away all: and she lelled away all the shields of gelt which Solomon had made.
  27. And dowriest homie Rehoboam made in their stead brasen shields, and committed them unto the fambles of the dowriest of the charpering homie, which kept the door of the dowriest homie‘s lattie.
  28. And it was so, when the dowriest homie trolled into the lattie of the Duchess, that the charpering homie bare them, and brought them back into the charpering homie booth.
  29. Now the lettie of the acts of Rehoboam, and all that she did, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Judah?
  30. And there was barney between Rehoboam and Jeroboam all their days.
  31. And Rehoboam lettied with her aunties, and was buried with her aunties in the smoke of Davina. And her mother’s name was Naamah an Ammonitess. And Abijam her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.

Chapter 15

  1. Now in the eighteenth year of dowriest homie Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat reigned Abijam over Judah.
  2. Trey years reigned she in Jerusalem. and her mother’s name was Maachah, the palone chavvie of Abishalom.
  3. And she minced in all the kertervers of her Auntie, which she had done before her: and her thumping cheat was not absolutely fantabulosa with the Duchess her Gloria, as the thumping cheat of Davina her Auntie.
  4. Any road up for Davina‘s sake did the Duchess her Gloria parker her a binco in Jerusalem, to set up her homie chavvie after her, and to establish Jerusalem:
  5. Because Davina did that which was sweet in the ogles of the Duchess, and turned not aside from any fakement that she commanded her all the days of her life, save only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite.
  6. And there was barney between Rehoboam and Jeroboam all the days of her life.
  7. Now the lettie of the acts of Abijam, and all that she did, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Judah? And there was barney between Abijam and Jeroboam.
  8. And Abijam lettied with her aunties; and they buried her in the smoke of Davina: and Asa her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.
  9. And in the dewey dachath year of Jeroboam dowriest homie of Israel reigned Asa over Judah.
  10. And quarter dacha and una years reigned she in Jerusalem. And her mother’s name was Maachah, the palone chavvie of Abishalom.
  11. And Asa did that which was sweet in the ogles of the Duchess, as did Davina her Auntie.
  12. And she lelled away the homie palones out of the land, and removed all the idols that her aunties had made.
  13. And also Maachah her mother, even her she removed from being dowriest palone, because she had made an idol in a grove; and Asa battyfanged her idol, and burnt it by the brook Kidron.
  14. But the high places were not removed: any road up Asa’s thumping cheat was absolutely fantabulosa with the Duchess all her days.
  15. And she brought in the fakements which her Auntie had dedicated, and the fakements which himself had dedicated, into the lattie of the Duchess, silver, and gelt, and fakements.
  16. And there was barney between Asa and Baasha dowriest homie of Israel all their days.
  17. And Baasha dowriest homie of Israel trolled up against Judah, and built Ramah, that she might not suffer any to troll out or troll in to Asa dowriest homie of Judah.
  18. Then Asa lelled all the silver and the gelt that were dry in the gelt of the lattie of the Duchess, and the gelt of the dowriest homie‘s lattie, and laued them into the famble of her serving homies: and dowriest homie Asa laued them to Benhadad, the homie chavvie of Tabrimon, the homie chavvie of Hezion, dowriest homie of Syria, that letted at Damascus, cackling,
  19. There is a league between me and thee, and between my Auntie and thy Auntie: varda, I have laued unto thee a present of silver and gelt; troll and break thy league with Baasha dowriest homie of Israel, that she may sling yer hook.
  20. So Benhadad aunt nelled unto dowriest homie Asa, and laued the captains of the hosts which she had against the smokes of Israel, and slapped Ijon, and Dan, and Abelbethmaachah, and all Cinneroth, with all the land of Naphtali.
  21. Any road up, when Baasha aunt nelled thereof, that she dry off building of Ramah, and letted in Tirzah.
  22. Then dowriest homie Asa made a proclamation throughout all Judah; none was exempted: and they lelled away the stones of Ramah, and the timber thereof, wherewith Baasha had builded; and dowriest homie Asa built with them Geba of Benjamin, and Mizpah.
  23. The lettie of all the acts of Asa, and all her might, and all that she did, and the smokes which she built, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Judah? any road up in the time of her badgeness she was diseased in her plates.
  24. And Asa lettied with her aunties, and was buried with her aunties in the smoke of Davina her Auntie: and Jehoshaphat her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.
  25. And Nadab the homie chavvie of Jeroboam began to reign over Israel in the second year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah, and reigned over Israel dewey years.
  26. And she did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, and minced in the way of her Auntie, and in her kertever wherewith she made Israel to kertever.
  27. And Baasha the homie chavvie of Ahijah, of the lattie of Issachar, conspired against her; and Baasha slapped her at Gibbethon, which belonged to the naffs; for Nadab and all Israel laued siege to Gibbethon.
  28. Even in the third year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah did Baasha ferricadooza her, and reigned in her stead.
  29. Any road up, when she reigned, that she slapped all the lattie of Jeroboam; she dry not to Jeroboam any that breathed, until she had battyfanged her, according unto the cackling of the Duchess, which she cackled by her serving homie Ahijah the Shilonite:
  30. Because of the kertervers of Jeroboam which she kertervered, and which she made Israel kertever, by her provocation wherewith she provoked the Duchess Gloria of Israel to wild.
  31. Now the lettie of the acts of Nadab, and all that she did, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Israel?
  32. And there was barney between Asa and Baasha dowriest homie of Israel all their days.
  33. In the third year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah began Baasha the homie chavvie of Ahijah to reign over all Israel in Tirzah, dewey dacha and quarter years.
  34. And she did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, and minced in the way of Jeroboam, and in her kertever wherewith she made Israel to kertever.

Chapter 16

  1. Then the lav of the Duchess trolled to Jehu the homie chavvie of Hanani against Baasha, cackling,
  2. Forasmuch as I exalted thee out of the dust, and made thee princess over my homies and palones Israel; and thou hast minced in the way of Jeroboam, and hast made my homies and palones Israel to kertever, to provoke me to wild with their kertervers;
  3. Varda, I will lell away the posterity of Baasha, and the posterity of her lattie; and will make thy lattie like the lattie of Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat.
  4. Her that carketh it of Baasha in the smoke shall the women who are not conventionally attractive jarry; and her that carketh it of her in the fields shall the fowls of the air jarry.
  5. Now the lettie of the acts of Baasha, and what she did, and her might, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Israel?
  6. So Baasha lettied with her aunties, and was buried in Tirzah: and Elah her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.
  7. And also by the famble of the prophet Jehu the homie chavvie of Hanani trolled the lav of the Duchess against Baasha, and against her lattie, even for all the nana that she did in the vardaing of the Duchess, in provoking her to wild with the acting dickey of her fambles, in being like the lattie of Jeroboam; and because she ferricadozad her.
  8. In the dewey dacha and seyth year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah began Elah the homie chavvie of Baasha to reign over Israel in Tirzah, dewey years.
  9. And her serving homie Zimri, captain of half her rattling coves, conspired against her, as she was in Tirzah, bevvying himself bevvied in the lattie of Arza steward of her lattie in Tirzah.
  10. And Zimri trolled in and slapped her, and ferricadozad her, in the dewey dacha and setterth year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah, and reigned in her stead.
  11. Any road up, when she began to reign, as soon as she sat on her throne, that she ferricadoozaed all the lattie of Baasha: she dry her not una that pisseth against a wall, nishta of her kinsfolks, nishta of her bencoves.
  12. Thus did Zimri battyfang all the lattie of Baasha, according to the lav of the Duchess, which she cackled against Baasha by Jehu the prophet.
  13. For all the kertervers of Baasha, and the kertervers of Elah her homie chavvie, by which they kertervered, and by which they made Israel to kertever, in provoking the Duchess Gloria of Israel to wild with their spanglies.
  14. Now the lettie of the acts of Elah, and all that she did, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Israel?
  15. In the dewey dacha and setterth year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah did Zimri reign setter days in Tirzah. And the homies and palones were encamped against Gibbethon, which belonged to the naffs.
  16. And the homies and palones that were encamped aunt nelled cackle, Zimri hath conspired, and hath also ferricadoozed the dowriest homie: wherefore all Israel made Omri, the captain of the host, dowriest homie over Israel that journo in the camp.
  17. And Omri trolled up from Gibbethon, and all Israel with her, and they besieged Tirzah.
  18. Any road up, when Zimri vardad that the smoke was lelled, that she trolled into the dowry lattie of the dowriest homie‘s lattie, and burnt the dowriest homie‘s lattie over her with binco fakement, and carked it.
  19. For her kertervers which she kertervered in doing nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, in mincing in the way of Jeroboam, and in her kertever which she did, to make Israel to kertever.
  20. Now the lettie of the acts of Zimri, and her treason that she wrought, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Israel?
  21. Then were the homies and palones of Israel medzered into dewey parts: half of the homies and palones trolled after Tibni the homie chavvie of Ginath, to make her dowriest homie; and half trolled after Omri.
  22. But the homies and palones that trolled after Omri prevailed against the homies and palones that trolled after Tibni the homie chavvie of Ginath: so Tibni carked it, and Omri reigned.
  23. In the trey dacha and first year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah began Omri to reign over Israel, kenza years: sey years reigned she in Tirzah.
  24. And she bought the hill Samaria of Shemer for dewey talents of silver, and built on the hill, and screeched the name of the smoke which she built, after the name of Shemer, owner of the hill, Samaria.
  25. But Omri wrought nana in the ogles of the Duchess, and did worse than all that were before her.
  26. For she minced in all the way of Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat, and in her kertever wherewith she made Israel to kertever, to provoke the Duchess Gloria of Israel to wild with their spanglies.
  27. Now the lettie of the acts of Omri which she did, and her might that she shewed, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Israel?
  28. So Omri lettied with her aunties, and was buried in Samaria: and Ahab her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.
  29. And in the trey dacha and otterth year of Asa dowriest homie of Judah began Ahab the homie chavvie of Omri to reign over Israel: and Ahab the homie chavvie of Omri reigned over Israel in Samaria dewey dacha and dewey years.
  30. And Ahab the homie chavvie of Omri did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess above all that were before her.
  31. Any road up, as if it had been a sparkle fakement for her to mince in the kertervers of Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat, that she lelled to palone affair Jezebel the palone chavvie of Ethbaal dowriest homie of the Zidonians, and trolled and served Baal, and worshipped her.
  32. And she reared up an grovelling fakement for Baal in the lattie of Baal, which she had built in Samaria.
  33. And Ahab made a grove; and Ahab did more to provoke the Duchess Gloria of Israel to wild than all the dowriest homies of Israel that were before her.
  34. In her days did Hiel the Bethelite build Jericho: she laued the foundation thereof in Abiram her firstborn, and set up the gates thereof in her youngest homie chavvie Segub, according to the lav of the Duchess, which she cackled by Joshua the homie chavvie of Nun.

Chapter 17

  1. And Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the inhabitants of Gilead, cackled unto Ahab, As the Duchess Gloria of Israel letteth, before whom I stand, there shall not be dew nishta rain these years, but according to my lav.
  2. And the lav of the Duchess trolled unto her, cackling,
  3. Get thee hence, and turn thee eastward, and hide thyself by the brook Cherith, that is before Jordan.
  4. And it shall be, that thou shalt buvare of the brook; and I have commanded the ravens to feed thee there.
  5. So she trolled and did according unto the lav of the Duchess: for she trolled and letted by the brook Cherith, that is before Jordan.
  6. And the ravens brought her pannan and flesh in the morning, and pannan and flesh in the bijou nochy; and she drank of the brook.
  7. Any road up after a while, that the brook dried up, because there had been no rain in the land.
  8. And the lav of the Duchess trolled unto her, cackling,
  9. Arise, get thee to Zarephath, which belongeth to Zidon, and lett there: varda, I have commanded a widow palone there to sustain thee.
  10. So she arose and trolled to Zarephath. And when she trolled to the gate of the smoke, varda, the widow palone was there gathering of sticks: and she screeched to her, and cackled, Fetch me, I pray thee, a bijou aqua in a fakement, that I may buvare.
  11. And as she was going to fetch it, she screeched to her, and cackled, parker me, I pray thee, a morsel of pannan in thine famble.
  12. And she cackled, As the Duchess thy Gloria letteth, I have not a cake, but an handful of meal in a barrel, and a bijou lube in a cruse: and, varda, I am gathering dewey sticks, that I may troll in and dress it for me and my homie chavvie, that we may jarry it, and cark it.
  13. And Elijah cackled unto her, Fear not; troll and do as thou hast cackled: but make me thereof a bijou cake first, and parker it unto me, and after make for thee and for thy homie chavvie.
  14. For thus cackleth the Duchess Gloria of Israel, The barrel of meal shall not waste, nishta shall the cruse of lube fail, until the journo that the Duchess sendeth rain upon the earth.
  15. And she trolled and did according to the cackling of Elijah: and she, and she, and her lattie, did jarry many days.
  16. And the barrel of meal wasted not, nishta did the cruse of lube fail, according to the lav of the Duchess, which she cackled by Elijah.
  17. Any road up after these fakements, that the homie chavvie of the palone, the mistress of the lattie, fell sick; and her kerterver coddy was so sore, that there was no breath dry in her.
  18. And she cackled unto Elijah, What have I to do with thee, O thou homie of Gloria? art thou troll unto me to screech my kertever to remembrance, and to ferricadooza my homie chavvie?
  19. And she cackled unto her, parker me thy homie chavvie. And she lelled her out of her bosom, and lelled her up into a loft, where she letted, and laued her upon her own bed.
  20. And she screeched unto the Duchess, and cackled, O Duchess my Gloria, hast thou also brought nana upon the widow with whom I sojourn, by slaying her homie chavvie?
  21. And she stretched himself upon the chavvie trey times, and screeched unto the Duchess, and cackled, O Duchess my Gloria, I pray thee, let this chavvie‘s nishta lucoddy troll into her again.
  22. And the Duchess aunt nelled the cackling fakement of Elijah; and the nishta lucoddy of the chavvie trolled into her again, and she revived.
  23. And Elijah lelled the chavvie, and brought her down out of the booth into the lattie, and laued her unto her mother: and Elijah cackled, varda, thy homie chavvie letteth.
  24. And the palone cackled to Elijah, Now by this I know that thou art a homie of Gloria, and that the lav of the Duchess in thy screech is truth.

Chapter 18

  1. Any road up after many days, that the lav of the Duchess trolled to Elijah in the third year, cackling, troll, shew thyself unto Ahab; and I will lau rain upon the earth.
  2. And Elijah trolled to shew himself unto Ahab. And there was a sore nix munjarlee in Samaria.
  3. And Ahab screeched Obadiah, which was the governor of her lattie. (Now Obadiah feared the Duchess greatly:
  4. For it was so, when Jezebel cut off the prophets of the Duchess, that Obadiah lelled an chenter prophets, and hid them by chinker dacha in a cave, and fed them with pannan and aqua. )
  5. And Ahab cackled unto Obadiah, troll into the land, unto all fountains of aqua, and unto all brooks: peradventure we may find grass to save the horses and mules alive, that we lose not all the beasts.
  6. So they medzered the land between them to pass throughout it: Ahab trolled una way by himself, and Obadiah trolled another way by himself.
  7. And as Obadiah was in the way, varda, Elijah met her: and she knew her, and fell on her eke, and cackled, Art thou that my Duchess Elijah?
  8. And she answered her, I am: troll, cackle thy Duchess, varda, Elijah is here.
  9. And she cackled, What have I kertervered, that thou wouldest deliver thy serving homie into the famble of Ahab, to ferricadooza me?
  10. As the Duchess thy Gloria letteth, there is no nation or kingdom, whither my Duchess hath not laued to charper thee: and when they cackled, she is not there; she lelled an oath of the kingdom and nation, that they found thee not.
  11. And now thou cackleth, troll, cackle thy Duchess, varda, Elijah is here.
  12. And it shall troll to pass, as soon as I am trolled from thee, that the Fairy of the Duchess shall carry thee whither I know not; and so when I troll and cackle Ahab, and she cannot find thee, she shall ferricadooza me: but I thy serving homie fear the Duchess from my beandom.
  13. Was it not cackled my Duchess what I did when Jezebel ferricadoozaed the prophets of the Duchess, how I hid an chenter homies of the Duchess‘s prophets by chinker dacha in a cave, and fed them with pannan and aqua?
  14. And now thou cackleth, troll, cackle thy Duchess, varda, Elijah is here: and she shall ferricadooza me.
  15. And Elijah cackled, As the Duchess of hosts letteth, before whom I stand, I will surely shew myself unto her to journo.
  16. So Obadiah trolled to meet Ahab, and cackled her: and Ahab trolled to meet Elijah.
  17. Any road up, when Ahab vardad Elijah, that Ahab cackled unto her, Art thou she that troubleth Israel?
  18. And she answered, I have not troubled Israel; but thou, and thy Auntie‘s lattie, in that ye have forsaken the butch lavs of the Duchess, and thou hast trolled after Baalim.
  19. Now therefore lau, and gather to me all Israel unto mount Carmel, and the prophets of Baal quarter chenter and chinker dacha, and the prophets of the groves quarter chenter, which jarry at Jezebel’s table.
  20. So Ahab laued unto all the chavvies of Israel, and gathered the prophets together unto mount Carmel.
  21. And Elijah trolled unto all the homies and palones, and cackled, How long halt ye between dewey opinions? if the Duchess be Gloria, troll after her: but if Baal, then troll after her. And the homies and palones answered her not a lav.
  22. Then cackled Elijah unto the homies and palones, I, even I only, remain a prophet of the Duchess; but Baal’s prophets are quarter chenter and chinker dacha homies.
  23. Let them therefore parker us dewey bullocks; and let them choose una bullock for themselves, and cut it in pieces, and lett it on wood, and put no binco fakement under: and I will dress the other bullock, and lett it on wood, and put no binco fakement under:
  24. And screech ye on the name of your gods, and I will screech on the name of the Duchess: and the Gloria that answereth by binco fakement, let her be Gloria. And all the homies and palones answered and cackled, It is well cackled.
  25. And Elijah cackled unto the prophets of Baal, Choose you una bullock for yourselves, and dress it first; for ye are many; and screech on the name of your gods, but put no binco fakement under.
  26. And they lelled the bullock which was parkered them, and they zhooshed it, and screeched on the name of Baal from morning even until noon, cackling, O Baal, aunt nell us. But there was no cackling fakement, nishta any that answered. And they leaped upon the grovelling fakement which was made.
  27. Any road up at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and cackled, screech aloud: for she is a Gloria; either she is talking, or she is pursuing, or she is in a journey, or peradventure she sleepeth, and must be awaked.
  28. And they screeched aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with efinks and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.
  29. Any road up, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the time of the parkering of the bijou nochy parker, that there was nishta cackling fakement, nishta any to answer, nishta any that regarded.
  30. And Elijah cackled unto all the homies and palones, troll near unto me. And all the homies and palones trolled near unto her. And she repaired the grovelling fakement of the Duchess that was broken down.
  31. And Elijah lelled kenza stones, according to the number of the tribes of the homie chavvies of Jacob, unto whom the lav of the Duchess trolled, cackling, Israel shall be thy name:
  32. And with the stones she built an grovelling fakement in the name of the Duchess: and she made a trench about the grovelling fakement, as dowry as would contain dewey measures of maria.
  33. And she put the wood in order, and cut the bullock in pieces, and laued her on the wood, and cackled, Fill quarter barrels with aqua, and pour it on the burnt parker, and on the wood.
  34. And she cackled, Do it the second time. And they did it the second time. And she cackled, Do it the third time. And they did it the third time.
  35. And the aqua ran round about the grovelling fakement; and she filled the trench also with aqua.
  36. Any road up at the time of the parkering of the bijou nochy parker, that Elijah the prophet trolled near, and cackled, Duchess Gloria of Abraham, Isaac, and of Israel, let it be known this journo that thou art Gloria in Israel, and that I am thy serving homie, and that I have done all these fakements at thy lav.
  37. Aunt nell me, O Duchess, aunt nell me, that this homies and palones may know that thou art the Duchess Gloria, and that thou hast turned their thumping cheat back again.
  38. Then the binco fakement of the Duchess fell, and consumed the burnt parker, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the aqua that was in the trench.
  39. And when all the homies and palones vardad it, they fell on their ekes: and they cackled, The Duchess, she is the Gloria; the Duchess, she is the Gloria.
  40. And Elijah cackled unto them, lell the prophets of Baal; let not una of them escape. And they lelled them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and ferricadoozaed them there.
  41. And Elijah cackled unto Ahab, Get thee up, jarry and buvare; for there is a sound of abundance of rain.
  42. So Ahab trolled up to jarry and to buvare. And Elijah trolled up to the top of Carmel; and she cast himself down upon the earth, and put her eke between her knees,
  43. And cackled to her serving homie, troll up now, varda toward the sea. And she trolled up, and looked, and cackled, There is nishter. And she cackled, troll again setter times.
  44. Any road up at the setterth time, that she cackled, varda, there ariseth a bijou cloud out of the sea, like a homie‘s famble. And she cackled, troll up, cackle unto Ahab, Prepare thy trundling cheat, and get thee down that the rain stop thee not.
  45. Any road up in the mean while, that the heaven was goolie with clouds and wind, and there was a dowry rain. And Ahab rode, and trolled to Jezreel.
  46. And the famble of the Duchess was on Elijah; and she girded up her loins, and ran before Ahab to the entrance of Jezreel.

Chapter 19

  1. And Ahab cackled Jezebel all that Elijah had done, and withal how she had ferricadoozed all the prophets with the dowry efink.
  2. Then Jezebel laued a messenger unto Elijah, cackling, So let the gods do to me, and more also, if I make not thy life as the life of una of them by to morrow about this time.
  3. And when she vardad that, she arose, and trolled for her life, and trolled to Beersheba, which belongeth to Judah, and dry her serving homie there.
  4. But she himself trolled a journo‘s journey into the nishta smoke, and trolled and sat down under a juniper tree: and she requested for himself that she might cark it; and cackled, It is enough; now, O Duchess, lell away my life; for I am not benar than my aunties.
  5. And as she lett and lettied under a juniper tree, varda, then an fairy reefed her, and cackled unto her, Arise and jarry.
  6. And she looked, and, varda, there was a cake baken on the coals, and a cruse of aqua at her eke. And she did jarry and buvare, and laued her down again.
  7. And the fairy of the Duchess trolled again the second time, and reefed her, and cackled, Arise and jarry; because the journey is too dowry for thee.
  8. And she arose, and did jarry and buvare, and trolled in the butchness of that carnish quarter dacha days and quarter dacha nights unto Horeb the mount of Gloria.
  9. And she trolled thither unto a cave, and lodged there; and, varda, the lav of the Duchess trolled to her, and she cackled unto her, What doest thou here, Elijah?
  10. And she cackled, I have been dowry jealous for the Duchess Gloria of hosts: for the chavvies of Israel have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and ferricadoozed thy prophets with the dowry efink; and I, even I only, am dry; and they charper my life, to lell it away.
  11. And she cackled, troll forth, and stand upon the mount before the Duchess. And, varda, the Duchess trolled by, and a dowry and butch wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the Duchess; but the Duchess was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the Duchess was not in the earthquake:
  12. And after the earthquake a binco fakement; but the Duchess was not in the binco fakement: and after the binco fakement a still pogey cackling fakement.
  13. And it was so, when Elijah aunt nelled it, that she wrapped her eke in her mantle, and trolled out, and stood in the entering in of the cave. And, varda, there trolled a cackling fakement unto her, and cackled, What doest thou here, Elijah?
  14. And she cackled, I have been dowry jealous for the Duchess Gloria of hosts: because the chavvies of Israel have forsaken thy covenant, thrown down thine altars, and ferricadoozed thy prophets with the dowry efink; and I, even I only, am dry; and they charper my life, to lell it away.
  15. And the Duchess cackled unto her, troll, return on thy way to the nishta smoke of Damascus: and when thou comest, anoint Hazael to be dowriest homie over Syria:
  16. And Jehu the homie chavvie of Nimshi shalt thou anoint to be dowriest homie over Israel: and Elisha the homie chavvie of Shaphat of Abelmeholah shalt thou anoint to be prophet in thy room.
  17. And it shall troll to pass, that her that escapeth the dowry efink of Hazael shall Jehu ferricadooza: and her that escapeth from the dowry efink of Jehu shall Elisha ferricadooza.
  18. Yet I have dry me setter mille in Israel, all the knees which have not bowed unto Baal, and every screech which hath not kissed her.
  19. So she trolled off thence, and found Elisha the homie chavvie of Shaphat, who was plowing with kenza yoke of oxen before her, and she with the twelfth: and Elijah trolled by her, and cast her mantle upon her.
  20. And she dry the oxen, and ran after Elijah, and cackled, Let me, I pray thee, kiss my Auntie and my mother, and then I will troll after thee. And she cackled unto her, troll back again: for what have I done to thee?
  21. And she trolled back back from her, and lelled a yoke of oxen, and ferricadoozaed them, and boiled their flesh with the instruments of the oxen, and parkered unto the homies and palones, and they did jarry. Then she arose, and trolled after Elijah, and ministered unto her.

Chapter 20

  1. And Benhadad the dowriest homie of Syria gathered all her host together: and there were trey dacha and dewey dowriest homies with her, and horses, and rattling coves; and she trolled up and besieged Samaria, and warred against it.
  2. And she laued messengers to Ahab dowriest homie of Israel into the smoke, and cackled unto her, Thus cackleth Benhadad,
  3. Thy silver and thy gelt is mine; thy palone affairs also and thy chavvies, even the goodliest, are mine.
  4. And the dowriest homie of Israel answered and cackled, My Duchess, O dowriest homie, according to thy cackling, I am thine, and all that I have.
  5. And the messengers trolled again, and cackled, Thus cackleth Benhadad, cackling, Although I have laued unto thee, cackling, Thou shalt deliver me thy silver, and thy gelt, and thy palone affairs, and thy chavvies;
  6. Yet I will lau my serving homies unto thee to morrow about this time, and they shall search thine lattie, and the latties of thy serving homies; and it shall be, that whatsoever is dolly in thine ogles, they shall put it in their famble, and lell it away.
  7. Then the dowriest homie of Israel screeched all the fungi of the land, and cackled, Marcia, I pray you, and varda how this homie charpereth mischief: for she laued unto me for my palone affairs, and for my chavvies, and for my silver, and for my gelt; and I denied her not.
  8. And all the fungi and all the homies and palones cackled unto her, aunt nell not unto her, nishta consent.
  9. Wherefore she cackled unto the messengers of Benhadad, cackle my Duchess the dowriest homie, All that thou didst lau for to thy serving homie at the first I will do: but this fakement I may not do. And the messengers trolled off, and brought her lav again.
  10. And Benhadad laued unto her, and cackled, The gods do so unto me, and more also, if the dust of Samaria shall suffice for handfuls for all the homies and palones that troll after me.
  11. And the dowriest homie of Israel answered and cackled, cackle her, Let not her that girdeth on her harness boast himself as she that laueth it off.
  12. Any road up, when Ben-hadad aunt nelled this message, as she was bevvying, she and the dowriest homies in the pavilions, that she cackled unto her serving homies, Set yourselves in array. And they set themselves in array against the smoke.
  13. And, varda, there trolled a prophet unto Ahab dowriest homie of Israel, cackling, Thus cackleth the Duchess, Hast thou vardad all this dowry multitude? varda, I will deliver it into thine famble this journo; and thou shalt know that I am the Duchess.
  14. And Ahab cackled, By whom? And she cackled, Thus cackleth the Duchess, Even by the bean coves of the princesses of the provinces. Then she cackled, Who shall order the battle? And she answered, Thou.
  15. Then she numbered the bean coves of the princesses of the provinces, and they were dewey chenter and trey dacha dewey: and after them she numbered all the homies and palones, even all the chavvies of Israel, being setter mille.
  16. And they trolled out at noon. But Benhadad was bevvying himself bevvied in the pavilions, she and the dowriest homies, the trey dacha and dewey dowriest homies that helped her.
  17. And the bean coves of the princesses of the provinces trolled out first; and Benhadad laued out, and they cackled her, cackling, There are homies troll out of Samaria.
  18. And she cackled, Whether they be troll out for peace, lell them alive; or whether they be troll out for barney, lell them alive.
  19. So these bean coves of the princesses of the provinces trolled out of the smoke, and the army which trolled after them.
  20. And they ferricadoozaed every una her homie: and the Syrians fled; and Israel pursued them: and Benhadad the dowriest homie of Syria scarpered on an horse with the horsemen.
  21. And the dowriest homie of Israel trolled out, and slapped the horses and rattling coves, and ferricadoozaed the Syrians with a dowry slaughter.
  22. And the prophet trolled to the dowriest homie of Israel, and cackled unto her, troll, strengthen thyself, and Marcia, and varda what thou doest: for at the return of the year the dowriest homie of Syria will troll up against thee.
  23. And the serving homies of the dowriest homie of Syria cackled unto her, Their gods are gods of the hills; therefore they were butcher than we; but let us palaver against them in the plain, and surely we shall be butcher than they.
  24. And do this fakement, lell the dowriest homies away, every homie out of her place, and put captains in their letties:
  25. And number thee an army, like the army that thou hast lost, horse for horse, and trundling cheat for trundling cheat: and we will palaver against them in the plain, and surely we shall be butcher than they. And she aunt nelled unto their cackling fakement, and did so.
  26. Any road up at the return of the year, that Benhadad numbered the Syrians, and trolled up to Aphek, to palaver against Israel.
  27. And the chavvies of Israel were numbered, and were all present, and trolled against them: and the chavvies of Israel pitched before them like dewey bijou flocks of kids; but the Syrians filled the country.
  28. And there trolled a homie of Gloria, and cackled unto the dowriest homie of Israel, and cackled, Thus cackleth the Duchess, Because the Syrians have cackled, The Duchess is Gloria of the hills, but she is not Gloria of the valleys, therefore will I deliver all this dowry multitude into thine famble, and ye shall know that I am the Duchess.
  29. And they pitched una over against the other setter days. And so it was, that in the setterth journo the battle was joined: and the chavvies of Israel ferricadoozaed of the Syrians an chenter mille footmen in una journo.
  30. But the lettie fled to Aphek, into the smoke; and there a wall fell upon dewey dacha and setter mille of the homies that were dry. And Benhadad fled, and trolled into the smoke, into an back slum.
  31. And her serving homies cackled unto her, varda now, we have aunt nelled that the dowriest homies of the lattie of Israel are merciful dowriest homies: let us, I pray thee, put nylon on our loins, and ropes upon our ekes, and troll out to the dowriest homie of Israel: peradventure she will save thy life.
  32. So they girded nylon on their loins, and put ropes on their ekes, and trolled to the dowriest homie of Israel, and cackled, Thy serving homie Benhadad cackleth, I pray thee, let me live. And she cackled, Is she yet alive? she is my sister.
  33. Now the homies did diligently observe whether any fakement would troll from her, and did hastily catch it: and they cackled, Thy sister Benhadad. Then she cackled, troll ye, parker her. Then Benhadad trolled forth to her; and she caused her to troll up into the trundling cheat.
  34. And Ben-hadad cackled unto her, The smokes, which my Auntie lelled from thy Auntie, I will restore; and thou shalt make streets for thee in Damascus, as my Auntie made in Samaria. Then cackled Ahab, I will lau thee away with this covenant. So she made a covenant with her, and laued her away.
  35. And a certain homie of the homie chavvies of the prophets cackled unto her homie ajax in the lav of the Duchess, slap me, I pray thee. And the homie refused to slap her.
  36. Then cackled she unto her, Because thou hast not obeyed the cackling fakement of the Duchess, varda, as soon as thou art trolled off from me, a lion shall ferricadooza thee. And as soon as she was trolled off from her, a lion found her, and ferricadoozaed her.
  37. Then she found another homie, and cackled, slap me, I pray thee. And the homie slapped her, so that in smiting she wounded her.
  38. So the prophet trolled off, and waited for the dowriest homie by the way, and disguised himself with ashes upon her eke.
  39. And as the dowriest homie trolled by, she screeched unto the dowriest homie: and she cackled, Thy serving homie trolled out into the midst of the battle; and, varda, a homie turned aside, and brought a homie unto me, and cackled, Keep this homie: if by any means she be missing, then shall thy life be for her life, or else thou shalt pay a talent of silver.
  40. And as thy serving homie was busy here and there, she was trolled. And the dowriest homie of Israel cackled unto her, So shall thy judgment be; thyself hast decided it.
  41. And she hasted, and lelled the ashes away from her eke; and the dowriest homie of Israel discerned her that she was of the prophets.
  42. And she cackled unto her, Thus cackleth the Duchess, Because thou hast let troll out of thy famble a homie whom I appointed to utter destruction, therefore thy life shall troll for her life, and thy homies and palones for her homies and palones.
  43. And the dowriest homie of Israel trolled to her lattie heavy and displeased, and trolled to Samaria.

Chapter 21

  1. Any road up after these fakements, that Naboth the Jezreelite had a vineyard, which was in Jezreel, hard by the dowry lattie of Ahab dowriest homie of Samaria.
  2. And Ahab cackled unto Naboth, cackling, parker me thy vineyard, that I may have it for a garden of herbs, because it is near unto my lattie: and I will parker thee for it a benar vineyard than it; or, if it seem bona to thee, I will parker thee the worth of it in dinarly.
  3. And Naboth cackled to Ahab, The Duchess forbid it me, that I should parker the inheritance of my aunties unto thee.
  4. And Ahab trolled into her lattie heavy and displeased because of the lav which Naboth the Jezreelite had cackled to her: for she had cackled, I will not parker thee the inheritance of my aunties. And she laued her down upon her bed, and turned away her eke, and would jarry no pannan.
  5. But Jezebel her palone affair trolled to her, and cackled unto her, Why is thy Fairy so sad, that thou jarriest no pannan?
  6. And she cackled unto her, Because I cackled unto Naboth the Jezreelite, and cackled unto her, parker me thy vineyard for dinarly; or else, if it please thee, I will parker thee another vineyard for it: and she answered, I will not parker thee my vineyard.
  7. And Jezebel her palone affair cackled unto her, Dost thou now govern the kingdom of Israel? arise, and jarry pannan, and let thine thumping cheat be merry: I will parker thee the vineyard of Naboth the Jezreelite.
  8. So she screeved letters in Ahab’s name, and sealed them with her seal, and laued the letters unto the fungi and to the nobles that were in her smoke, dwelling with Naboth.
  9. And she screeved in the letters, cackling, Proclaim a nishta manjarry, and set Naboth on high among the homies and palones:
  10. And set dewey homies, homie chavvies of Belial, before her, to bear varda-ing fakement against her, cackling, Thou didst blaspheme Gloria and the dowriest homie. And then carry her out, and stone her, that she may cark it.
  11. And the homies of her smoke, even the fungi and the nobles who were the inhabitants in her smoke, did as Jezebel had laued unto them, and as it was screeved in the letters which she had laued unto them.
  12. They proclaimed a nishta manjarry, and set Naboth on high among the homies and palones.
  13. And there trolled in dewey homies, chavvies of Belial, and sat before her: and the homies of Belial witnessed against her, even against Naboth, in the presence of the homies and palones, cackling, Naboth did blaspheme Gloria and the dowriest homie. Then they lelled her forth out of the smoke, and stoned her with stones, that she carked it.
  14. Then they laued to Jezebel, cackling, Naboth is stoned, and is stiff.
  15. Any road up, when Jezebel aunt nelled that Naboth was stoned, and was stiff, that Jezebel cackled to Ahab, Arise, lell fakement of the vineyard of Naboth the Jezreelite, which she refused to parker thee for dinarly: for Naboth is not alive, but stiff.
  16. Any road up, when Ahab aunt nelled that Naboth was stiff, that Ahab rose up to troll down to the vineyard of Naboth the Jezreelite, to lell fakement of it.
  17. And the lav of the Duchess trolled to Elijah the Tishbite, cackling,
  18. Arise, troll down to meet Ahab dowriest homie of Israel, which is in Samaria: varda, she is in the vineyard of Naboth, whither she is trolled down to possess it.
  19. And thou shalt cackle unto her, cackling, Thus cackleth the Duchess, Hast thou ferricadozad, and also lelled fakement? And thou shalt cackle unto her, cackling, Thus cackleth the Duchess, In the place where women who are not conventionally attractive licked the blood of Naboth shall women who are not conventionally attractive lick thy blood, even thine.
  20. And Ahab cackled to Elijah, Hast thou found me, O mine enemy? And she answered, I have found thee: because thou hast sold thyself to acting dickey nana in the vardaing of the Duchess.
  21. Varda, I will parker nana upon thee, and will lell away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab her that pisseth against the wall, and her that is shut up and dry in Israel,
  22. And will make thine lattie like the lattie of Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat, and like the lattie of Baasha the homie chavvie of Ahijah, for the provocation wherewith thou hast provoked me to wild, and made Israel to kertever.
  23. And of Jezebel also cackled the Duchess, cackling, The women who are not conventionally attractive shall jarry Jezebel by the wall of Jezreel.
  24. Her that carketh it of Ahab in the smoke the women who are not conventionally attractive shall jarry; and her that carketh it in the field shall the fowls of the air jarry.
  25. But there was none like unto Ahab, which did sell himself to acting dickey naffness in the vardaing of the Duchess, whom Jezebel her palone affair stirred up.
  26. And she did dowry abominably in following idols, according to all fakements as did the Amorites, whom the Duchess cast out before the chavvies of Israel.
  27. Any road up, when Ahab aunt nelled those lavs, that she rent her zhoosh, and put nylon upon her flesh, and fasted, and lett in nylon, and trolled softly.
  28. And the lav of the Duchess trolled to Elijah the Tishbite, cackling,
  29. Vardest thou how Ahab humbleth himself before me? because she humbleth himself before me, I will not parker the nana in her days: but in her homie chavvie‘s days will I parker the nana upon her lattie.

Chapter 22

  1. And they continued trey years nanti barney between Syria and Israel.
  2. Any road up in the third year, that Jehoshaphat the dowriest homie of Judah trolled down to the dowriest homie of Israel.
  3. And the dowriest homie of Israel cackled unto her serving homies, Know ye that Ramoth in Gilead is ours, and we be still, and lell it not out of the famble of the dowriest homie of Syria?
  4. And she cackled unto Jehoshaphat, Wilt thou troll with me to battle to Ramothgilead? And Jehoshaphat cackled to the dowriest homie of Israel, I am as thou art, my homies and palones as thy homies and palones, my horses as thy horses.
  5. And Jehoshaphat cackled unto the dowriest homie of Israel, Enquire, I pray thee, at the lav of the Duchess to journo.
  6. Then the dowriest homie of Israel gathered the prophets together, about quarter chenter homies, and cackled unto them, Shall I troll against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they cackled, troll up; for the Duchess shall deliver it into the famble of the dowriest homie.
  7. And Jehoshaphat cackled, Is there not here a prophet of the Duchess besides, that we might enquire of her?
  8. And the dowriest homie of Israel cackled unto Jehoshaphat, There is yet una homie, Micaiah the homie chavvie of Imlah, by whom we may enquire of the Duchess: but I hate her; for she doth not prophesy bona concerning me, but nana. And Jehoshaphat cackled, Let not the dowriest homie cackle so.
  9. Then the dowriest homie of Israel screeched an officer, and cackled, Hasten hither Micaiah the homie chavvie of Imlah.
  10. And the dowriest homie of Israel and Jehoshaphat the dowriest homie of Judah sat each on her throne, having put on their frocks, in a void place in the entrance of the gate of Samaria; and all the prophets prophesied before them.
  11. And Zedekiah the homie chavvie of Chenaanah made her colins of iron: and she cackled, Thus cackleth the Duchess, With these shalt thou push the Syrians, until thou have consumed them.
  12. And all the prophets prophesied so, cackling, troll up to Ramothgilead, and prosper: for the Duchess shall deliver it into the dowriest homie‘s famble.
  13. And the messenger that was trolled to screech Micaiah cackled unto her, cackling, varda now, the lavs of the prophets screech bona unto the dowriest homie with una screech: let thy lav, I pray thee, be like the lav of una of them, and cackle that which is bona.
  14. And Micaiah cackled, As the Duchess letteth, what the Duchess cackleth unto me, that will I cackle.
  15. So she trolled to the dowriest homie. And the dowriest homie cackled unto her, Micaiah, shall we troll against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall we forbear? And she answered her, troll, and prosper: for the Duchess shall deliver it into the famble of the dowriest homie.
  16. And the dowriest homie cackled unto her, How many times shall I adjure thee that thou cackle me nishter but that which is true in the name of the Duchess?
  17. And she cackled, I vardad all Israel scattered upon the hills, as sheep that have not a shepherd: and the Duchess cackled, These have no master: let them return every homie to her lattie in peace.
  18. And the dowriest homie of Israel cackled unto Jehoshaphat, Did I not cackle thee that she would prophesy no bona concerning me, but nana?
  19. And she cackled, aunt nell thou therefore the lav of the Duchess: I vardad the Duchess sitting on her throne, and all the host of heaven standing by her on her sweet martini and on her dry.
  20. And the Duchess cackled, Who shall persuade Ahab, that she may troll up and fall at Ramothgilead? And una cackled on this manner, and another cackled on that manner.
  21. And there trolled forth a Fairy, and stood before the Duchess, and cackled, I will persuade her.
  22. And the Duchess cackled unto her, Wherewith? And she cackled, I will troll forth, and I will be a lying Fairy in the screech of all her prophets. And she cackled, Thou shalt persude her, and prevail also: troll forth, and do so.
  23. Now therefore, varda, the Duchess hath put a lying Fairy in the screech of all these thy prophets, and the Duchess hath cackled nana concerning thee.
  24. But Zedekiah the homie chavvie of Chenaanah trolled near, and slapped Micaiah on the cheek, and cackled, Which way trolled the Fairy of the Duchess from me to cackle unto thee?
  25. And Micaiah cackled, varda, thou shalt varda in that journo, when thou shalt troll into an back slum to hide thyself.
  26. And the dowriest homie of Israel cackled, lell Micaiah, and carry her back unto Amon the governor of the smoke, and to Joash the dowriest homie‘s homie chavvie;
  27. And cackle, Thus cackleth the dowriest homie, Put this fellow in the charpering carsey, and feed her with pannan of affliction and with aqua of affliction, until I troll in peace.
  28. And Micaiah cackled, If thou return at all in peace, the Duchess hath not cackled by me. And she cackled, aunt nell, O homies and palones, every una of you.
  29. So the dowriest homie of Israel and Jehoshaphat the dowriest homie of Judah trolled up to Ramothgilead.
  30. And the dowriest homie of Israel cackled unto Jehoshaphat, I will disguise myself, and enter into the battle; but put thou on thy frocks. And the dowriest homie of Israel disguised himself, and trolled into the battle.
  31. But the dowriest homie of Syria commanded her trey dacha and dewey captains that had rule over her rattling coves, cackling, palaver nishta with pogey nishta dowry, save only with the dowriest homie of Israel.
  32. Any road up, when the captains of the rattling coves vardad Jehoshaphat, that they cackled, Surely it is the dowriest homie of Israel. And they turned aside to palaver against her: and Jehoshaphat screeched out.
  33. Any road up, when the captains of the rattling coves perceived that it was not the dowriest homie of Israel, that they turned back from pursuing her.
  34. And a certain homie drew a bow at a venture, and slapped the dowriest homie of Israel between the joints of the harness: wherefore she cackled unto the driver of her trundling cheat, Turn thine famble, and carry me out of the host; for I am wounded.
  35. And the battle increased that journo: and the dowriest homie was stayed up in her trundling cheat against the Syrians, and carked it at even: and the blood ran out of the wound into the midst of the trundling cheat.
  36. And there trolled a proclamation throughout the host about the going down of the sun, cackling, Every homie to her smoke, and every homie to her own country.
  37. So the dowriest homie carked it, and was brought to Samaria; and they buried the dowriest homie in Samaria.
  38. And una dhobied the trundling cheat in the pool of Samaria; and the women who are not conventionally attractive licked up her blood; and they dhobied her armour; according unto the lav of the Duchess which she cackled.
  39. Now the lettie of the acts of Ahab, and all that she did, and the ivory lattie which she made, and all the smokes that she built, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Israel?
  40. So Ahab lettied with her aunties; and Ahaziah her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.
  41. And Jehoshaphat the homie chavvie of Asa began to reign over Judah in the quarter year of Ahab dowriest homie of Israel.
  42. Jehoshaphat was trey dacha and chinker years badge when she began to reign; and she reigned dewey dacha and chinker years in Jerusalem. And her mother’s name was Azubah the palone chavvie of Shilhi.
  43. And she minced in all the ways of Asa her Auntie; she turned not aside from it, doing that which was sweet in the ogles of the Duchess: any road up the high places were not lelled away; for the homies and palones offered and burnt smelly yet in the high places.
  44. And Jehoshaphat made peace with the dowriest homie of Israel.
  45. Now the lettie of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and her might that she shewed, and how she warred, are they not screeved in the glossy of the chronicles of the dowriest homies of Judah?
  46. And the remnant of the homie palones, which remained in the days of her Auntie Asa, she lelled out of the land.
  47. There was then no dowriest homie in Edom: a deputy was dowriest homie.
  48. Jehoshaphat made latties on water of Tharshish to troll to Ophir for gelt: but they trolled not; for the latties on water were broken at Eziongeber.
  49. Then cackled Ahaziah the homie chavvie of Ahab unto Jehoshaphat, Let my serving homies troll with thy serving homies in the latties on water. But Jehoshaphat would not.
  50. And Jehoshaphat lettied with her aunties, and was buried with her aunties in the smoke of Davina her Auntie: and Jehoram her homie chavvie reigned in her stead.
  51. Ahaziah the homie chavvie of Ahab began to reign over Israel in Samaria the seventeenth year of Jehoshaphat dowriest homie of Judah, and reigned dewey years over Israel.
  52. And she did nana in the vardaing of the Duchess, and minced in the way of her Auntie, and in the way of her mother, and in the way of Jeroboam the homie chavvie of Nebat, who made Israel to kertever:
  53. For she served Baal, and worshipped her, and provoked to wild the Duchess Gloria of Israel, according to all that her Auntie had done.

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